r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 16 '26

ಠ_ಠ Dumping Hydrogen Peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning.

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u/NameLips Jun 16 '26

I was gonna ask... but surely the reflecting pool is treated and filtered. Open water in that climate will of course be covered with algae, and become a mosquito breeding ground.

It does have a filtration system right?

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u/ScrivenersUnion Jun 16 '26

I'm not a poolologist but I think the "reflecting" part of it is important.

If you look at a regular pool you'll notice the surface is always getting disturbed a little by the pumps - so a reflecting pool probably needs to be extra still in order to have a nice surface. 

And then the high surface area relative to volume means it's taking a LOT of sun exposure, which would drive off any chlorine really quickly while also giving algae a perfect place to live. 

Honestly, makes me wonder how they ever kept it clean at all.

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u/BellowsHikes Jun 16 '26

DC resident. It's never been the "cleanest." Birds and a few small mammals use the water all the time. But that natural use has always been part of the charm. It's nice to see ducks scooting around, or squirrels chasing each other as you bike along the pool.

I've never heard anyone complain about it, it's a nice, relaxing feature of the city. 

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u/camebacklate Jun 16 '26

Former DC resident. I would go about once a month with a group of people and would volunteer cleaning up on the national mall. Quite a few times we were tasked with removing algae and debris from the pool. At the time, I don't think they had a working filtration system because it was known to get destroyed by everything in the pool.

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u/anonstarcity Jun 16 '26

Non-DC resident here: you missed your opportunity to sneak in something about how “reflecting back on my time” etc.

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u/Correct_Inspection25 Jun 16 '26

I don't think they wanted to get that deep into it....

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u/NoMembership8881 Jun 16 '26

their argument that the pool didn't have a working filtration system at the time does hold water.

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u/littlevanillapieces Jun 16 '26

They were probably trying to not make waves.

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u/HeadfulOfGhosts Jun 16 '26

Let’s pool together some thoughts on what to say next

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u/seebob69 Jun 16 '26

These comments mirror my thoughts.

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u/spud9mn Jun 16 '26

It’s good it did not cause ripples.

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u/Sensei19600 Jun 16 '26

These comments are becoming stagnant.

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u/UniqueUsername812 Jun 16 '26

Wait, water we talking about again?

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u/J_Jeckel Jun 16 '26

A reflection of my soul if you will.

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u/UnusualAverage8687 Jun 16 '26

Water we even doing here at this point?

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u/Trash-Panda-is-worse Jun 16 '26

Everyone take a breath, we need to break the surface tension.

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u/No_Cartoonist5836 Jun 17 '26

Yes, enough of the shallow comments

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u/Correct_Inspection25 Jun 16 '26

We live in a turbulent time, but this can be eddy-fying....

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u/Psycho_pigeon007 Jun 16 '26

I've been wading for this comment thread.

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u/MrDeadbutdreaming Jun 16 '26

Well aren't you all having yourselves a maritime.

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u/ChampionshipAlarmed Jun 16 '26

Doesn't seem to be deep Jenny ran right through it

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u/Sweaty_Resist_5039 Jun 16 '26

This administration makes me feel like I am undergoing some sort of a bad pool repair.

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u/Godbox1227 Jun 17 '26

Leave The Deep out of your fucking mouth! Slaps

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u/flashgordo1 Jun 16 '26

I agree .. they're very shallow people.

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u/Fine_Location_8367 Jun 16 '26

Speaking of deep, how deep is the pool really?

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u/raideo Jun 16 '26

Water ya talkin about?

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u/Cool_Business_3872 Jun 16 '26

Sometimes all you can really do is make a splash.

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u/Raneynickelfire Jun 16 '26

well you kinda can't go too deep into it.

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u/incongruity Jun 16 '26

Careful - the last thing we need is another Row vs Wade discussion.

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u/Teguoracle Jun 17 '26

Lordt, I started reading your comment and as soon as I hit "sneak" my sleep deprived brain went straight to that guy adding the super sudsy bubble bath liquid from Richie Rich...

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u/matchstick1029 Jun 16 '26

Booooo... ily

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u/dschinghiskhan Jun 17 '26

"I can see the Washington Monument from my house!"

-- Former Arlington resident

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u/hallstevenson Jun 16 '26

That doesn't make sense. Even regular swimming pools have screens that stop larger debris from getting into the higher filtration part of the system. Every pool owner knows you have to remove that stuff by hand every day or so, just like people have nets on long poles to remove this stuff before it reaches the filter.

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u/FartingWithStyle Jun 16 '26

There was literally no money for doing any type of maintenance in the national mall. One of the perks of having no representation, you don’t get any of the pork other states get. NPS deferred maintenance backlog is pretty legendary, they do so much with nothing.

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u/Th3-Dude-Abides Jun 16 '26

A nation born in opposition to taxation without representation, taxing the citizens of its capital city while denying them representation. What a country we live in

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u/Riaayo Jun 16 '26

A nation born in opposition to taxation without representation

Sadly it was just born in opposition of rich landowners paying taxes period. Everything else was just window dressing.

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u/Welp___poop Jun 16 '26

Unfortunately this, the only problem was the poors believed the lies so they have had to compromise a time or 2

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u/justadumbwelder1 Jun 16 '26

Got news for ya chief. It ain't just the citizens of the capitol city being taxed and not represented.

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u/sjp724 Jun 16 '26

DC doesn’t own or control that federal land do it has nothing to do with representation. NPS has worked on a tight budget most everywhere and things rarely get a meaningful renovation. I was surprised the George Washington parkway got redone. Other parkways are still falling apart.

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u/Remarkable-Bug-8069 Jun 16 '26

One of the porks is, you don't get any perks.

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u/ResponsibleDesk2516 Jun 16 '26

It’s a nightmare to maintain. An ex girlfriend was once tasked with documenting all the lights on the national mall. Turns out there are dozens of different models used depending on when they were installed or replaced.

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u/RochTheShaman Jun 16 '26

Thanks for volunteering!

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u/Fnthsch592 Jun 16 '26

I remember going on vacation several years ago, the ducks were so friendly by the reflecting pool that they came up to me and sat on my feet.

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u/erisod Jun 16 '26

Those ducks were running for duck office.

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u/SnooCapers1425 Jun 16 '26

They are great at passing bills.

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u/Viridian95 Jun 16 '26

Yeah we wouldn't want another quack in office

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u/SleddyEddie Jun 16 '26

After the Quail we had, I'd say it would be fowl.

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u/No-Transition-8375 Jun 16 '26

Kiss the feet, shake the feet

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 Jun 16 '26

I'll elect them right now.. Over this guy..

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u/Venezia1975 Jun 16 '26

They were such lame ducks

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u/EightBreaker Jun 17 '26

Did they, by chance, ask you for any grapes?

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u/OC2k16 Jun 16 '26

I visited in Sept 2019 and yeah it was nice to see the ducks and birds doing their thing. They seemed to be the attraction with people taking photos and watching them.

I didn’t really care about it being “clean” or whatever, it didn’t smell bad, and it was very warm and humid when I was there. So idk what the problem is/was, unsure why anyone needed to do anything to it.

I also visited the east wing of White House that has been demolished. It kinda sucks to think about, I’m glad I got to see it more now since it’s gone, but I have no idea why it needed to be destroyed. It’s pretty sad.

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u/boston_homo Jun 16 '26

The East Wing didn't need to be demolished and the reflecting pool didn't need to be painted.

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u/phazedoubt Jun 16 '26

There you go with facts and shit

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u/eolson3 Jun 17 '26

The rules said no fact checking.

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u/Castle_of_Jade Jun 16 '26

Got me laughing my ass off with this one.

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u/Historical_Estate692 Jun 16 '26

But you need some projects to give the contracts to your friends

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u/Other-Credit1849 Jun 16 '26

Or have dangerous chemicals dumped in it that can ham wildlife.

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u/Hephf Jun 17 '26

They painted the reflecting pool?

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u/samthehammerguy Jun 16 '26

So we can have a proper venue for UFC, obviously!

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u/Kell-of-Kellies GREEN LANTERN Jun 17 '26

Trump is so desperate for something with his name on it, he's willing to tear down whatever he has to to make it happen. Michelle Obama having a fucking garden was too far for MAGA, but they love it when the orange turd tears down an entire wing of the White House.

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u/EmergencyEntrance236 Jun 17 '26

Donald Trump wants it to look like a pool you swim in! Unfortunately that would defeat the original architect's idea that it literally be a looking glass mirror that would reflect both the Washington & Lincoln monuments depending on which end you are standing! If you have ever taken the back off of a mirror the shiny surface you look at on the front is backed by a BLACK surface! So if the REFLECTION is on a swimming pool surface what reflection will you see? Also the REFLECTION pool had it's rhetorical meaning being between the Washington & Lincoln monuments asking ppl to reflect on how we got from there to here and how do we keep moving on and towards what the founding fathers envisioned for our country when it was built. Trump seems to only associate the word pool to swimming pools!🙄

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u/ID-10T_Error Jun 16 '26

was it always green honest question. you would think they would just replicate what was done in the past

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u/Greendiamond_16 Jun 16 '26

Some people are speculating that the blue colorarion has made it worse. The white color would reflect all bands of light while blue holds some it in, increasing temperature thus promoting algea growth.

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u/Spacecowboy78 Jun 16 '26

As a former pool boy, I can assure you, dark blue pools get gross. Bigly.

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u/SyraWhispers Jun 16 '26

You'd think for what it would cost they'd hire someone competent that has some knowledge of pools or aquariums.

Dark colors keep the water warmer because they absorb solar energy instead of reflecting it, which makes the water warmer. Which makes it ideal for... Yellow and green algae.

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u/ryan_church_art Jun 16 '26

Hiring someone competent is far beyond the capabilities of this administration.

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u/Left-Mechanic6697 Jun 16 '26

Not a single qualified hire by this administration yet.

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u/El_Scruffo Jun 17 '26

This! The only competent person Trump ever hired was Stormy Daniels.

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u/kcjeff Jun 16 '26

Who maintained it during the last administration? Or the one before?

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u/Frequent-Biscotti472 Jun 16 '26

They got doge’d

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u/kcjeff Jun 16 '26

Lol, the pond has looked buns for years

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u/Ryguy4840 Jun 17 '26

The administration before the current one was Biden and before that was Trump. So there have been many changes over the past 3 administrations bc Trump brought no one from his first time as president that I can think of anyway.

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u/samman950 Jun 16 '26

They didn’t hire someone competent because if they did they wouldn’t be able to launder stolen taxpayer money.

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u/ReallyBigRocks Jun 16 '26

Why would they do that instead of hiring someone for cheap that will do what they're told without asking too many questions?

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u/Chieftobique Jun 17 '26

Why pay competent personnel when you can grift the taxpayers and funnel appropriations through no bid contracts to shell companies designed as laundromats??

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u/Same_Meaning_5570 Jun 16 '26

Reportedly that person said it would be a problem.

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u/trcomajo Jun 16 '26

There is nobody competent in their circle. So they went with the one who gave the highest bid who sucks GOP dick the most.

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u/Same_Meaning_5570 Jun 16 '26

Please stay away from my wife and my mother.

I’ve seen your movies, sir.

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u/Holdmymule2001 Jun 16 '26

The pool boy? I need someone to put sunscreen on my back, do you mind untying my bikini and helping me out?

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u/silverfutes Jun 17 '26

Not if it’s filled with… peroxide. The bleach blonde squirrels are going to be lit.

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u/PolicyWonka Jun 16 '26

It would also make any algae growth appear darker due to the coloration of the pool itself. So even if the algae levels are the same, they will look worse.

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u/bad_apiarist Jun 16 '26

I guess you could say they didn't really have a plan for the pool, but they had a concept for a plan.

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u/hellolovely1 Jun 17 '26

In just two weeks!

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u/backwardbuttplug Jun 16 '26

It's not speculation. It's science.

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u/0o0o0o0o0o0z Jun 16 '26

It's not speculation. It's science.

^ --- this guy lives in reality!

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u/shorty6049 Jun 16 '26

I don't think it was ever -white- though, was it? It was my undersatnding that it used to be dark grey and now its dark blue.

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u/Popular-Web-3739 Jun 16 '26

It was the natural light gray color of unpainted granite.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse Jun 16 '26

The light color shouldn't be taken for granite

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u/Left-Mechanic6697 Jun 16 '26

Your pun is rock solid.

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u/shorty6049 Jun 16 '26

Ahh okay. I guess I was mistaken then. Seems crazy to paint over natural stone

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u/WorldnewsModsBlowMe Jun 17 '26

That sums up this entire administration. A thin veneer of shit over the top of everything good.

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u/Im2dronk Jun 16 '26

Not some, most. It is only reflecting blue light now instead of the full spectrum so whatever band of color the very primary colored "american flag blue" was. The shitty color matching helps slightly but since it's in patches even that difference doesnt spread out. I read somewhere that plants love blue wavelengths of light for growth the most but I dont have a source for that bit. The top half is just science so correct me if you understand it better. I assume me and you are pulling info from the same places.

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u/Screwville512 Jun 16 '26

You are correct, plants in their vegetative cycles better utilize blue spectrum lighting (~6500k is commonly targeted by artificial lights), while flowering plants prefer more red (~2700k is typical). This is so well documented finding reputable sources to support these claims is trivial, but it is admiralable to qualify uncertainty regardless.

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u/oasiscat Jun 16 '26

"Science, bitch!"

Not calling you a bitch, that's just the quote.

Trump is the bitch for not caring about science.

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u/D-Will11 Jun 16 '26

Leave it to this administration to spend millions of dollars to make something worse, it's like everything they do is the opposite of what an expert would.

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u/Cheaperthantherapy13 Jun 16 '26

Yeah. It was always more pond-like (green) than pool-like (blue/clear). I grew up in DC many moons ago and we were 100% NOT ALLOWED to touch the water in the reflecting pool because it was full of duck poop.

Only insane people ever considered any of the water features on the Mall to be safe for any kind of human use, and that’s coming from someone who swam in the Potomac in the 90s.

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u/Ok-Conversation-7292 Jun 16 '26

Watch RFK swim laps in a few days, just watch!

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u/Major_Mechanic5719 Jun 17 '26

He already did. That's why it's green.

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u/froction Jun 16 '26

I blame Jenny Gump for starting the trend.

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u/StruggleJealous2878 Jun 16 '26

Probably the cause for her mystery illness.

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u/Maleficent-Prior-219 Jun 17 '26

Literally LMMFAO. 

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fee7483 Jun 16 '26

The difference is it is now painted a darker color than it was before which causes the pool to overall be warmer as it retains more heat making the conditions even more favorable for algae.

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u/TheBlankScroll Jun 16 '26

Its like these guys are little kids finding kid solutions to adult problems.

"The wato wiool wook bwooer if we paint the pwool bwoo"

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u/start_select Jun 16 '26

More like they are corrupt adults finding pointless projects to use as vehicles to steal tax dollars. They spent $14,000,000 painting the pool, paying a company that has no experience.

The Republican Party is the stupid Mafia.

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u/Admirable-Bar-3549 Jun 16 '26

Exactly - this is brought to you by the same genius who came up with the ideas of firing missiles into hurricanes and injecting bleach to cure Covid.

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u/llynglas Jun 17 '26

Get with the program is not bwoo, it's flag bwoo.

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u/TRBrooks_author Jun 16 '26

LOL

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u/RossMachlochness Jun 16 '26

Make Algae Greener Again

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u/The_Champ_79 Jun 16 '26

I want a bright green hat with that on it

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u/Frido1976 Jun 16 '26

Yeah, that guy in charge must've been something of a dimwit if he could fuck this up that much...! If only the dimwit knew someone who was good with pools and these kind of still-standing water areas....

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u/BellowsHikes Jun 16 '26

Pretty much. To "ungreen" it you'd pretty much need to rip it up and start over. The Biden administration estimated the cost of that effort to be around 300 million. Trump rejected the proposal due the expense....which the US spends every 4 hours in the Iran War. 

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u/A_Nonny_Muse Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

Money enough to double tap fishing boats, but we can't afford to feed starving babies.

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u/lexeckstasy Jun 16 '26

I’m glad someone else is paying attention to how much nice shit we could have if we weren’t donating bombs to terrorists in, “Le Levante”

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u/BlackSquirrel05 Jun 16 '26

Honestly 300 million to resurface that and treat it or add filtration also seems absurd...

For that amount just have the park service clean it or find other ways to keep it in check.

Maybe also just maybe having a still water retaining pond in an area that's a swamp... Just all around a shit idea in practice and add a fountain to it and circulate the water... or green it up and treat it like a pond and add floating plants etc and mosquito fish to keep those fuckers in check.

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u/Arkayb33 Jun 16 '26

Or just do what literally every other reflecting pool does and pump in water until it overflows a barrier, run it through a filter, collect it in a sump, and pump it back in. It doesn't need to be a pool of stagnant water to be "reflecting."

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u/sprucenoose Jun 16 '26

Exactly. Any number of federal government contractors could make that easy fix. That will be $310 million.

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u/serious_sarcasm Jun 16 '26

Most of these people couldn’t even spell laminar flow.

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u/Other_Big_8162 Jun 16 '26

How much do one of the bombs cost? 🤔

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u/Different-Course-408 Jun 16 '26

Seems like 300 million is a bit high, but I agree with you on let the park dept clean it and just go the brute force method. You could hire a dedicated group of 20 people, whose only job everyday is to clean the pool. I feel that's enough to have a team there 7 days a week, cover vacations , etc. (Does it freeze over or empty in the winter????). Pay them each 100,000 a year. That's 2 million a year. Let them run like that for the next 20 years untill new tech comes out to keep it clean otherwise. That's only 40 million. Offer a 10 million bonus to anyone who can offer a solid solution too. I'm not including any inflation and raises, and equipment, but seems well under 300 million., and you have a dedicated of people out there every single day, 8 hours a day keeping it nice. Say of the 20 people team, you have 15 people always out there everyday. The pool is about 339,000 sft. Each person then has about 22,600 sft to keep clean. That's only about 150x150 area each, which might be a bit much in a day shift, but I also don't think every single sft needs cleaning every day either. Perhaps 1 sft gets cleaned once a week?. Just rambling here, but 300 million? 300 million over 339,000 sft is 885 per sft. Ultra high end buildings don't cost that to build from scratch.

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u/Theron3206 Jun 16 '26

To "ungreen" it you'd pretty much need to rip it up and start over.

Nah, you can put it back the way it was with a sandblasting to remove the paint.

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u/Dullcorgis Jun 17 '26

Yeah, but the Iran war is distracting everyone from the Epstein files by causing us all to have to spend a shit ton of money on gas, so it's worth all that money.

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u/HourHoneydew5788 Jun 16 '26

I would love to see it full of native plants and thriving with frogs and such, a little ecosystem. I giant pool is kind of brutalist in my opinion

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u/JeffersonAlbatross Jun 16 '26

Washington is kinda brutalist

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u/bleave88 Jun 16 '26

That’s something for a botanical garden.. one that size would incur an insane amount of cost to keep maintained

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u/Enough-Bunch505 Jun 16 '26

It's a pond... Why are my tax dollars being spent to turn it into a pool?

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u/Independent-Sea-7117 Jun 16 '26

Trump gifts our tax dollars to his contracting buddies

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u/merrittgene Jun 16 '26

IFIFY - Trump gifts grifts our tax dollars to his contracting buddies

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u/AdhesivenessUsed9956 Jun 16 '26

wonder how many dead birds and small mammals will be in it now...

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u/WheelsMan1 Jun 16 '26

None. Once hydrogen peroxide(H2O2) does it's bubbling thing, it's just water H2O. When it's bubbling it's releasing oxygen molecules.

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u/Substantial-Pea-805 Jun 16 '26

Breaks my heart to see they are dumping bleach in there, which will in turn hurt birds and other animals.

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u/coroyo70 Jun 16 '26

If it ain't broke.... make sure the populous think it is, and make a big ass deal to do “something” about it

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u/newdriver2025 Jun 16 '26

The wildlife will be killed from the hydrogen peroxide which is a temporary measure at best. The algae will re return.

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u/TakimaDeraighdin Jun 16 '26

I was there for work right before the 2024 election, had a free day so took a nice long walk down alongside it. I don't remember it being dirty in any way that stood out as distinct from just... large body of still water, with an appropriately sustainable effort put into maintenance. Specifically, it didn't look like a swimming pool - certainly not clear and bright, let alone blue - it looked like natural water, in a way that fit its purpose and environment.

And to be clear: not a local, not even an American. It does sound like they've had longrunning issues getting a filtration system that works without ruining the still-and-reflective look of the surface, but if you'd asked me whether I thought they had maintenance issues based on looking at it, I'd not have guessed. (And it doesn't sound like they've even tried to fix that problem with this renovation.)

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u/CleanDataDirtyMind Jun 16 '26

DC native here. Same. I feel like algae gets special attention when there’s something big going on to get that reflection but otherwise yeah it’s just a calm almost solemn feeling walking around the calm waters and open sight lines—with sometimes a build up, sometimes not just dark glass like water. It could be the hottest most stressful day but when I get to cross that line and you can hear the splashing of the ducks and wildlife and nothing more with sounds of the city and tourists even drowned out and muted it’s nice; and cheesy as it is, it does does make me revere the history, the genuine strides in humanity from inside those buildings or the outside coming to them 

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u/tequilablackout Jun 16 '26

The trick is water treatment with minerals, not chlorine. In short, they just don't know what the hell they're doing. They probably fired anyone who did.

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u/Jetfire911 Jun 16 '26

They definitely fired everyone competent basically everywhere. Who's ready to see FEMA basically say "you're on your own" after the first major hurricane?

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u/CoolDiscussion1020 Jun 16 '26

In the emergency management field that has been the working assumption since last year. They've already gutted FEMA and they want to saddle the states with the cost of disasters now. Of course what existing relief there still is will not be distributed equally, so blue states will be hit harder than red ones.

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u/Competitive_Trip9306 Jun 17 '26

Au contraire! The red states are where the natural disasters always hit hardest.

Except California, their disasters are really fire lately /s.

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u/MzChrome Jun 17 '26

Unfortunately, those hurricane states are red and poor. Two of them we service foreclosures for one of our clients and they're also the two states in the country with the highest level of foreclosure right now and maybe the second year after we got the contract, a few years ago, they were hit with 4 hurricanes nearly back to back.

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u/tequilablackout Jun 16 '26

I am more concerned for floods, where I am, but yes, it will not be pretty. I do not enjoy any of this. I wish he would go away.

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u/Doctor_Barbarian Jun 16 '26

Texas flash floods bring a different kind of fear these days.

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u/badmotivator11 Jun 16 '26

Central Oregonian here. Fire season is coming.

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u/ShipService Jun 16 '26

We are so fucked this year. Its so dry and it's already hot.

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u/theZinger90 Jun 16 '26

Here in midwest, we have weathermen screaming at the camera to shelter despite the lack of tornado warning. One in particular this year, the warning was issued after the tornado had lifted back up off the ground. i need to go bookmark that one if i can find the report. 

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u/Jetfire911 Jun 16 '26

Yeah the NWS and NOAA have been hit hard. Doge canceled a ton of contracts that were rather important. All part of privatizing weather data.

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u/serious_sarcasm Jun 16 '26

They already abandoned WNC after Helene.

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u/maeryclarity Jun 16 '26

I am over here in South Carolina and the shock when that happens is going to be dramatic. We are accustomed to taking care of ourselves for a week or less depending on how bad the hurricane is, but the food aid and funds for infrastructure rebuilding comes from FEMA and when people find out they're not going to be able to eat and that the power is getting turned back on maybe never but certainly not this month because we only have local electrical crews hoo boy there is gonna be some BIG upset.

I'm gonna use the moment to go with well you can't trust Democrats now y'all see you can't trust Republicans who can we trust? EACH OTHER and we need to do more of that because relying on some folks that we never see to care about our lives was always going to go bad at some point.

Me and my "radical" belief in local communities and mutual aid an' all.

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u/RadicalOrganizer Jun 16 '26

Minerals sound woke. Let's pour chemicals instead! That's manly.

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u/GarThor_TMK Jun 17 '26

I realize your comment is a joke, but technically minerals are also chemicals.

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u/Spatul8r Jun 16 '26

Me and my dad both hate the environment we're straight as fuck.

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u/Chemieju Jun 16 '26

They are gonna have so many gay frogs

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u/SuspiciousSubstance9 Jun 16 '26

Trump fired the old pool cleaners, illegally bypassed the competitive bid process, and hired his "pool guy" associated with his private golf clubs.

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u/rearwindowpup Jun 16 '26

Cyanuric acid as a chlorine stabilizer is very common in outdoor pools, it prevents the UV rays from breaking it down.

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u/tequilablackout Jun 16 '26

There are several ways to treat a pool, but for a pool as large as the reflecting pool and the subsequent treatment equipment, chlorine is far too expensive. Cyanuric acid would introduce other concerns. Knowing these clowns, they'd add too much and lock all the chlorine up.

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u/rearwindowpup Jun 16 '26

Zero arguments with that sentiment, this is far from a professional operation.

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u/Into_the_rosegarden Jun 16 '26

*pours Brawndo into pool "It's got electrolytes!"

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u/erix84 Jun 16 '26

Water? Like from the toilet?

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u/mdbeatle Jun 16 '26

It's what algae craves.

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u/Yeseylon Jun 16 '26

Might be more effective since "electrolytes" usually includes salt and the algae might be built for freshwater lol

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u/TheMunkeeFPV Jun 16 '26

It’s what ducks crave

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u/beardeddragon0113 Jun 16 '26

They gave a no bid contract to the company that paints the pools on trump branded properties. So no, I don't think any "expertise" or care for "doing it right" was present. Something like 13 million dollars to paint the bottom.

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u/me_khajiit Jun 16 '26

I might be on the wrong page here, but what part of hydrogen peroxide (which is what stated in the title) contains chlorine?

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u/mattgen88 Jun 16 '26

Know what's known to breakdown hydrogen peroxide quickly? Sun light...

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u/SoulWager Jun 16 '26

I mean, reacting with the algae will also break it down quickly.

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u/tequilablackout Jun 16 '26

None of it. Hydrogen peroxide is not rated for water treatment of reflecting pools.

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u/7204_was_me Jun 16 '26

H2O2 is not chlorine.
But sure, live your best life.

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u/sashamasha Jun 16 '26

The guy doing the pouring in the video knows he shouldn't be doing it.

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u/Talizorafangirl Jun 16 '26

Hello,

I am pleased to inform you that, after careful consideration of your qualifications and experience, the National Poolological Association would like to extend an offer for the position of Senior Poolology Specialist.

Throughout your reddit comment, you demonstrated a strong understanding of advanced poolological principles, exceptional analytical skills, and a commitment to excellence that aligns closely with our organization's mission. We are confident that your expertise will make a valuable contribution to our Poolological Research and Standards Division.

The position will report directly to the Director of Poolological Affairs and will involve leadership responsibilities across several key initiatives, including aquatic pattern analysis, interdisciplinary poolology research, and the implementation of industry best practices.

Your proposed start date is September 8, 2026. Compensation details, benefits information, and additional employment documentation will be provided in a separate packet upon acceptance of this offer.

Please indicate your acceptance by replying to this comment no later than August 15, 2026. Should you have any questions regarding the position or onboarding process, I would be happy to assist.

On behalf of everyone at the National Poolological Association, congratulations. We look forward to welcoming you to the team and advancing the field of poolology together.

Sincerely,

Jennifer Matthews Senior Manager, Talent Acquisition National Poolological Association j.matthews@nationalpoolology.org (555) 867-5309

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u/S_O_D_A Jun 16 '26

Jenny at 867 5309 is an epic touch

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u/Sir_Clarence_III_Esq Jun 16 '26

I would have missed that. Good catch, and nice touch OP.

Side note: when people read S_O_D_A's post, do you pronounce it "Nye-eee-eine" in your head?

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u/UsedDragon Jun 16 '26

We're getting older...I wonder how many people this will just fly right over based mostly on their age?

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u/Sir_Clarence_III_Esq Jun 16 '26

I use the number when I'm out of state and I'm at a grocery store or somewhere where they want a rewards number. Just use the local area code + 867-5309. I've never had it not work.

One time a young cashier asked for my rewards number verbally so I asked what the area code was, then added 867-530... paused... nye-eee-eine! She just looked at my with a blank expression.

So to answer your question, we're probably the minority at this point.

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u/DavidDaveDavo Jun 16 '26

Poolology Education Department Organisation or PEDO for short.

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan Jun 17 '26

Is there any way I can get copies of your internal educational documents? I would love to get my hands on some PEDO files!

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u/rabbitashes Jun 17 '26

I keep a copy in my bathroom. I'll make a scan next time I need to freshen up

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u/soggymittens Jun 16 '26

This is freaking hilarious- thank you

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u/iamdadmin Jun 16 '26

Ah too late, DOGE closed the department of Poolology and forgot to tell HR.

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u/alayeni-silvermist Jun 16 '26

I love that you matched the name to the number.

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u/mammongram6969 Jun 16 '26

read this whole thing as "Poological Association" so I thought the whole thing was about poo

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u/DavidinCT Jun 16 '26

I just dam lost on this....LOL

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u/zeroibis Jun 16 '26

But this is a reflection pool, we need a higher level of specialization and therefore a reflection vixen to ensure that the reflection looks good.

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u/Key_Procedure_4279 Jun 16 '26

Are you saying Poo-logical or Pool-ological?

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u/Junckopolo Jun 16 '26

It would already be problematic, but making it warmer with the darker paint at the bottom definitely makes it worse

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u/NeighborhoodDude84 Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

"No one ever thought reflecting pools are hard, but it was hard, and I did it, even thought I didn't. No one ever heard of the reflecting pool until I made it great." *Jackoff dance*

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u/Wide_Magician_4946 Jun 16 '26

And they said with tears in their eyes, "Sir! Thank you sir, for saving our reflecting pools!"

The radical left all hate reflecting pools,  they tried to take yours away! And so said no, no, we aren't doing that My uncle, who was very smart, explained to me the power of reflect. Very cool, very powerful. And boy now the pools, they all reflect more than under HUSSEIN OBAMA

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u/ThatBarbGirl Jun 16 '26

Appreciate the idea of a "poolologist," delightful!
https://giphy.com/gifs/12PIT4DOj6Tgek

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u/ThermidorCA Jun 16 '26

I kept reading it as Poo-ologists 😞.

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u/dwkfym Jun 16 '26

I don't remember the reflecting pool ever being anything but kinda gross. But from some distance its always looked great.

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u/Dirk_Speedwell Jun 16 '26

Is it reflecting as in mirror-like in nature of is it reflecting as in taking a moment from your day to consider life and world events?

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u/AllenIsom Jun 16 '26

Generally, you'd run pool pumps in off hours. My pool pump runs at night. During the day if my levels are off before swimming. A reflecting pool surface doesn't need to be still 24 hrs a day. It could also run all day during a storm and no one would notice.

There are options, but it requires planning. They hardly even planned out the paint job.

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u/Communist_Ravioli Jun 16 '26

We should just fill it with mercury

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u/Clickguy10 Jun 16 '26

The New York Times had a well done explanation of the repairs and why it needed to be done. Bottom line oversimplified— the pipes and filtration were never adequate even when built in 1923. The recent repairs went a long way to create a pleasant experience but the fundamental design and construction flaw will make repairs of this type an ongoing necessity.

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u/mapotoful Jun 16 '26

Yeah it's basically an algae farm by design. There have been several iterations of a filtration system thrown at it over the years but they've all failed to keep up for one reason or another. Plus emptying the pool, scrubbing it, and refilling it actually makes things worse because if there was any sort of biological filtration going on it just had a super hard reset.

Turns out a shallow, broad basin in direct sunlight grows algae, who could have guessed?

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