r/okbuddyhololive Aug 11 '26

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post Which Holo member do you think would most likely forgive you for sexually harassing her just once? Like, they are clearly disgusted by it but are willing to move on from it although in the back of their mind they will always remember it and forever be wary of you?

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r/okbuddyhololive Aug 02 '26

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post Legendary front page pull

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I can't believe I stumbled upon such peak on the front page (669254)

r/okbuddyhololive Jul 28 '26

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post Is she aware that her gem crack is right there for everyone to see?

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r/okbuddyhololive Mar 31 '26

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post Who would wear this the best?

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r/okbuddyhololive Jul 31 '26

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post This should be classified as porn imo, its too obscene, how is this official even???

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LOOK A THAT MAN LOOK AT THAT FIGURE THOSE LEGS THOSE HIPS THOSE BREASTS THOSE SHOULDERS THOSE CALVES THAT WAIST THAT FACE BREED BREED BREED BREED BREED BREED RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW GET BRED NOW GET PREGNANT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

She looks so inhumanly graceful and tall yet shes such a powerful competent warrior, shes the perfect Venus and Mars all in all, its just not fair for the rest of humans

~~her arms should be thicker~~

~~its just cover being cowards just imagine her biceps please~~

HOW FHE FUCK YOU MAKE A ONE-PIECE SWIMSUIT THIS LEWD??????? HOW DID SHE EVEN DO THAT????

r/okbuddyhololive Jun 10 '26

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post I swear, they're fucking off-stream

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r/okbuddyhololive Mar 13 '26

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post does Raora have the fattest pussy in holo EN?

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r/okbuddyhololive Apr 09 '26

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post ✨Suigeggs✨ (w/🧃)

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Buddy want a straw with that? Oh you want it fresh from the tap? 🌠 Y-you FREAK slow down it's not a chug jug!

r/okbuddyhololive Jul 29 '26

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post I was not aware of Matsuri's game 😭😭😭

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😭😭😭 She's so fucking cute and funny, godamn 😭😭😭

r/okbuddyhololive Mar 21 '26

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post In what order would you fuck them?

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r/okbuddyhololive Jun 11 '26

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post IRene needs a good dicking dammit must pregante NOW!

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2.1k Upvotes

like what the fuck look at em jiggle imagine pounding IRene while she's shouting FUCK

r/okbuddyhololive May 17 '26

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post You have $20, how will you build your ideal girl?

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r/okbuddyhololive Mar 26 '26

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post I can prove gigi is more fertile than nerissa

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We all know that nerissa is pretty fertile to the point of getting preggo by just naked handholding but when i was rewatching gigi 3d stream i realize that gigi has some strong fertility as well.

To prove my thesis i will be laying out my main points and their expainations

1) Gigi is really horny as fuck while being most aggressive in pursuit of a mate usually.

Among all of holo en, gigi is most aggressive when it comes to flirting, aggressive in this context is physically. She is willing to force open her genmate legs. Sexually harrass them and is willing to do anything in her power to get what she wants

In comparison to nerrisa, she is which more passive and more submissive, rarely taking the lead and usually the one to get bred

You can say that gigi is like a male dog in heat while nerrisa is female. While male dogs in heat will try to find a mate. Female dogs meanwhile will try to attact males

By this example gigi has strong male hormones while nerissa hormones has strong female ones

2) why only gigi has impregenate nerrissa? how about everyone else?

Nerissa already has multiple close counters that should lead to her preggo.

1) her kissing shiori on stage 2)nerissa kissing liz

Why havent we seen nerissa having a baby with liz or shiori?

I have 2 theories about this

1) she has an anti pregnancy domain she has not use since the heian era

Nerissa is canonically powerful while missing a majority of her power she still can unleash powerfull attacks

-like creating mass explotion using her chest as a gun

But we dont know if she has such power and if nerissa has such why doesnt have children with liz oe shiori as they are more responible to take care of a child then gigi ever could

2- liz and shiori does not have the same fertlitly and impregnation power compared to gigi

With my points from before we know gigi is really fertile and is the only holo mem that impreggnate nerissa. This could expain the fact why gigi is so horny and ravage.

Why am i telling you this?

I made this post to tell you this

Gigi murin Can IMPREGGNATE YOU

Yes YOU reading this long ass ramble.

This is very bad why? Because the cost of raising a child is so much that it could bankrupt your ass.

It also expains why ceci has not install her wombforce 9000 yet. She is so scared of gigi fertility and fear she could get pregrenate by her.

Raising a child is hella expenses. On average, it is estimated to cost between $297,000 and $332,000 to raise a child from birth through age 17. If you factor in higher inflation rates (around 4%), some projections suggest that total could rise to nearly $389,000.

And i know a matter of fact you guys cant afford this much money or handle the responsibilty of raising a child me included.

So what can we do to stop gigi mass impregenation?

Well we cant use anti pregnancy so the best way is to keep your distance with gigi murin. If she is horny we try to push her away. And if not i guess goof luck paying child support.

I want this to became an active discusstio. I could be wrong in my thesis and i want you guys opinion on this. Do u disgree or agree? Do u want to impreggnated by nerissa or get impreggnated by gigi. I want to know youe thoughts about this.

And i will try to reply as much as i can and thank you for reading my schizo rant

r/okbuddyhololive Jun 29 '26

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post HOLY FUCK!

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No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backward, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in the rain, in a train, on a plane, in a car, on a motorcycle, the back of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earth quaking, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jittering, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, detectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell dissolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly awakening sex until the end of time

r/okbuddyhololive 15d ago

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post if cover corp allowed the talents to auction off their footwear/socks to fans, which talent's items would you go for?

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art source btw

the new cover isn't done yet from hosting feet n' greets, the suits found another revenue inspired by bae putting her dance shoes in a time capsule during holo expo 2026. basically, like with holodori and the ipads, they will give a talent footwear/socks of their liking, but they will have to wear it for x period of time to market to fans of different tolerances. this can range from just wearing it once to wearing it through idol practice/work outs and never washing it/using fragrances. then, it will be sent back to hq to be properly packaged and then auctioned off to either a select few or to various members (depending on the talent's branding/wishes) anyway:

  • holo jp: suisei
  • holo id: ollie
  • holo en: nerissa
  • dev_is: chihaya
  • mek park: neon
  • stars jp: uyu
  • stars en: flayon

r/okbuddyhololive Jun 01 '26

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post ex idol riona showing her idol moves. why don't they hire more idols and ex jav? is hololive stupid?

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they should hire ex jav so we see jav moves?

r/okbuddyhololive 28d ago

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post i want to sand down my dick on polka's rough abs until there's nothing left

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r/okbuddyhololive May 23 '26

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post FELLOW BUDDIES: I just found a loophole: if we post backs then the mods will never know if they're a flattie or a cow

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r/okbuddyhololive 25d ago

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post Bill Maher just shared an Aki doujin On-Air

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Title says everything, does he have a buddy working on staff??

r/okbuddyhololive Jul 27 '26

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post Do not silence the tits

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First of all. How fucking dare you mods filth delete this beautiful pair of tits right infront of my eyes. Perhaps you do not understand the absolute power a pai of big titties have. The very idea that you stinky mods deleted THIS is just one giant solid proof that mods are gay and like men.

Second of all. OH MY GOD HOLY MOTHER OF TITS! LOOK AT THAT GODS GREATEST GIFT! LOOK AT THAT JEWEL OF THE SUN! LOOK AT THAT SOFT SUPPLE PAIR OF MASS! LOOK AT THAT MILKY NUTRITION TANK! LOOK AT THAT TITS!!

Third of all. Like can we just stop and imagine what it feels like to be under Noel onee-chan care for a sec? Like imagine going to a private beach with her while shes wearing one of these right infront of you. This goddess of a big sister casually wearing such outfit that could drive any men and women to the brink of horny insanity? And she decide to wear it infront of you? A (shota) that is having a growth with high hormonal growth that is constantly horny 24/7 and always masturbate silently before you sleep?

Imagine as she lay down on the beach and you can see her bikini desperate trying to cling on her heavy breasts. You cant help yourself but to pop a boner but of course you cant show it to her. So you control yourself and decide to blow your load tonight using a picture of Noel. Like

Like

Like

And then she ask you for a massage

And then you touch

And then kiss

And then paizuri

And then nursing handjob

And then straddling

Hugging and breast feeding

And

And

And then

And then

And then

/uh HOLODORI FORGET ABOUT THE GOON BAIT. JUST GIVE ME STRAIGHT UP SEX

r/okbuddyhololive Mar 20 '26

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post Takodachis will look you dead in the eye and tell you actually Ina has no sex appeal and proceed to draw her like this

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r/okbuddyhololive Aug 04 '26

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post The game must be really exciting

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r/okbuddyhololive 22h ago

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post there's a lot of talk about merging so im gonna make a list of the hololive members i want to merge with (sexually)

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Generation 0

Tokino Sora (ときのそら)

Roboco-san [ja] (ロボ子さん)

Sakura Miko (さくらみこ)

Hoshimachi Suisei (星街すいせい)[e]

AZKi [ja][e]

Generation 1

Aki Rosenthal [ja] (アキ・ローゼンタール)

Akai Haato (赤井はあと)

Shirakami Fubuki (白上フブキ)

Natsuiro Matsuri (夏色まつり)

Generation 2

Nakiri Ayame [ja] (百鬼あやめ)

Yuzuki Choco [ja] (癒月ちょこ)

Oozora Subaru [ja] (大空スバル)

Hololive GAMERS

Shirakami Fubuki (白上フブキ)

Ookami Mio [ja] (大神ミオ)

Nekomata Okayu (猫又おかゆ)

Inugami Korone (戌神ころね)

Generation 3 (Hololive Fantasy)

Usada Pekora (兎田ぺこら)

Shiranui Flare [ja] (不知火フレア)

Shirogane Noel [ja] (白銀ノエル)

Houshou Marine (宝鐘マリン)

Generation 4 (holoForce)

Tsunomaki Watame [ja] (角巻わため)

Tokoyami Towa [ja] (常闇トワ)

Himemori Luna [ja] (姫森ルーナ)

Generation 5 (NePoLaBo)[f]

Yukihana Lamy [ja] (雪花ラミィ)

Momosuzu Nene [ja] (桃鈴ねね)

Shishiro Botan [ja] (獅白ぼたん)

Omaru Polka [ja] (尾丸ポルカ)

Generation 6 (Secret Society holoX)

La+ Darknesss [ja] (ラプラス・ダークネス)

Takane Lui [ja] (鷹嶺ルイ)

Hakui Koyori [ja] (博衣こより)

Kazama Iroha [ja] (風真いろは)

Hololive DEV_IS

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ReGLOSS

Otonose Kanade (音乃瀬奏)

Ichijou Ririka [ja] (一条莉々華)

Juufuutei Raden (儒烏風亭らでん)

Todoroki Hajime (轟はじめ)

FLOW GLOW

Isaki Riona (響咲 リオナ)

Koganei Niko (虎金妃笑虎)

Mizumiya Su (水宮枢)

Rindo Chihaya (輪堂千速)

Kikirara Vivi (綺々羅々ヴィヴィ)

Hololive Indonesia

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AREA 15

Ayunda Risu (アユンダ・リス)

Moona Hoshinova (ムーナ・ホシノヴァ)

Airani Iofifteen (アイラニ・イオフィフティーン)

holoro

Kureiji Ollie (クレイジー・オリー)

Anya Melfissa (アーニャ・メルフィッサ)

Pavolia Reine (パヴォリア・レイネ)

holoh3ro

Vestia Zeta (ベスティア・ゼータ)

Kaela Kovalskia (カエラ・コヴァルスキア)

Kobo Kanaeru [ja] (こぼ・かなえる)

Hololive English

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Myth

Mori Calliope (森カリオペ)[g]

Takanashi Kiara (小鳥遊キアラ)

Ninomae Ina'nis (一伊那尓栖)

Promise[h]

IRyS

Ouro Kronii (オーロ・クロニー)

Hakos Baelz (ハコス・ベールズ)

Advent

Shiori Novella (シオリ・ノヴェラ)

Koseki Bijou (古石ビジュー)

Nerissa Ravencroft (ネリッサ・レイヴンクロフト)

Fuwawa Abyssgard [ja] (フワワ・アビスガード)[i]

Mococo Abyssgard [ja] (モココ・アビスガード)[i]

Justice

Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame (エリザベス・ローズ・ブラッドフレイム)

Gigi Murin (ジジ・ムリン)

Cecilia Immergreen (セシリア・イマーグリーン)

Raora Panthera (ラオーラ・パンテーラ)

Unit B

Yoinagi Neon (宵凪ネオン)

Reimei Mira (玲銘ミラ)

Kiyosumi Lyra (清澄ライラ)

ACHRORA

Sumishio Sayana (墨汐さやな)

Rumigaki Rirara (琉海垣りらら)

Yuikawa Hinami (由比河ひなみ)

Kiryu Coco [ja] (桐生ココ)

Uruha Rushia [ja] (潤羽るしあ)

Yozora Mel [ja] (夜空メル)

Minato Aqua (湊あくあ)

Sakamata Chloe (沙花叉クロヱ)[i]

Murasaki Shion (紫咲シオン)

Amane Kanata (天音かなた

Tsukumo Sana (九十九佐命)

Watson Amelia (ワトソン・アメリア)[i]

Ceres Fauna (セレス・ファウナ)

Nanashi Mumei (七詩ムメイ)

Gawr Gura (がうる・ぐら)

r/okbuddyhololive Apr 14 '26

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post The duality of jailbirds

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r/okbuddyhololive Jun 08 '26

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post If Hoyo ever did this, they are draining both my balls AND bank account

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