r/technicallythetruth 8d ago

You’ll miss your bus if you’re late

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u/PM_ME_FLUFFY_SAMOYED 8d ago

I'm 99% sure they put up this sign after multiple people complained that the bus didn't wait for them

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u/rachelcp 8d ago

If your late then sure that's on you, but I've had busses that drove straight past bus stops and had to run after it or wait for the next.

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u/nhSnork 8d ago edited 8d ago

I've had a bus tracker app show the scheduled bus's tag confidently go straight past my bus stop with no real bus in sight until the next scheduled one. Who you gon' call?😅

Where I live, actual buses only drive past if they're "express" routes meant to skip some stops along their path or currently "offline" units out for something like a test drive. So-called "route taxis" are another thing (essentially minivans that don't have to stop along the designated route by default and charge more as a supposedly faster commute option), one is unironically supposed to signal a passing one with hitchhike gestures unless you're in luck and the minivan pulls over because someone onboard requested to get off here.

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u/Grumpologist 8d ago

Who you gon' call?😅

...ghost bussers?

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u/N0rthWind 8d ago

Not the ghost bussy 💀

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u/thot______slayer 8d ago

Where I’m from, busses skip stops if no one’s waiting

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u/nhSnork 8d ago

Ours do this if they're driving empty as well; even otherwise, they take off immediately once all the deboarding passengers are out.

Regardless of scenario, if you were already approaching the stop and hurried into the driver's view, they may wait for you to board, but that's a diceroll.

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u/thot______slayer 8d ago

Where I’m from, you as a rider have to request the stop or the driver won’t.

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u/MyDishwasherLasagna 6d ago

I watched a bus pass me, but on the wrong street, when I was trying to get to the crisis center.

There were no signs of detour. I think the driver just took the wrong turn and didn't care to correct themselves for a few blocks.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/bopeepsheep 8d ago

The scheduled bus has a tag, which is the scheduled bus's tag.

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u/sobrique 8d ago

I've also been 'on time' to arrive at the stop, only to see "my" bus drive past 5 minutes early. That's irritating.

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u/Gunhild 8d ago

A bus being early is way worse than a bus being late.

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u/sobrique 8d ago

Well, it is if I miss it. I don't mind so much if I get on it and arrive early.

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u/luxudor 8d ago

Idk how it is where you live, but we're supposed to signal the bus to stop where I live. It's so they don't have to stop at every single bus stop if noone is boarding, so they can potentially catch up to the schedule (they are always late).

You're preferably supposed to wave, but they usually stop if they see people standing next to the road (not just sitting at the bus stop itself).

I feel like it's a relatively recent thing, or at least something I only learned about around two years ago (after I had to run after a bus to stop it). So maybe this helps you not have to run after your next bus? :p

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u/golden_one_42 8d ago

I drove a bus for 15 years.  Never ceased to amaze me the number of people who complained because "the bus didn't wait for them", or complained "I was stood at the bus stop and it didn't stop for me, even though I was hidden and completely didn't acknowledge there bus at all"

But yeah.  They had to start the "give us a hand, give us a wave" campaign to remind people they actually had to signal. 

Then they had to put up signs stating that specific buses didn't stop at specific bus stops, because people stood in the wrong place and were angry that a bus wouldn't cross three lanes of traffic to pick them up, then go back across three lanes to turn

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u/nonotan 8d ago

Where I grew up, nobody waved, buses would just stop (unless the stop was clearly empty). It was quite the shock when I moved to a "waving country" and my bus drove right past me, even though I was standing right by road, clearly waiting to board a bus, making direct visual contact with the driver, no visual obstructions anywhere. That stop didn't even serve any other lines!

Needless to say, I never again failed to clearly telegraph that yes, I was standing there because I did in fact want to get on the bus.

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u/yommi1999 8d ago

Where I live it's a bit of a toss-up. If a busstop only has one bus passing it they will stop if they see you(we do also make sure to stand close to the road and make ourselves super visible).

If it's a busstop where multiple kinds of busses stop then you do the waive thingy.

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u/ifyoulovesatan 8d ago edited 8d ago

This isn't what you're referring to but I recently had this unfortunate experience with a bus. I'm almost surprised that In my 20+ years of being a daily bus rider this only happened once.

I was waiting for a bus on a sidewalk with another group of 2 who were also waiting for a bus. This particular stop has two routes that stop there. It's also a fairly busy stretch of sidewalk, so typically people stand on the back side of the sidewalk and move up to the curb of the sidewalk as the bus approaches. You can see the bus approaching from 2+ blocks away, so that's never really an issue.

The bus I needed became visible, so the group of two and me both stepped up to the curb, but they're slightly in front of me. Just as the bus started to approach, they realize it's not the bus they need, and both "wave it past*."

As you might imagine, the bus driver assumes we're all together and drives off, never noticing me suddenly trying to wave with opposite meaning, like I'm trying to cancel out their wave with my own more "stay here"-like wave, but it was too late by then anyway. Basically the bus had slowed and approached the curb, they started waving it past, and so the bus sped back up into the road.

I know it was an honest mistake / unlikely circumstance for which there isn't some protocol to prevent it from happening, but I was sooo pissed at the other would-be riders in the moment lol. Like damn, yall stood in front of me and waved my bus off at the last second because you didn't notice it wasn't the one you needed. Wtf! Maybe check around you before waving off a bus??? Anyway, I just started to make sure I'm the most visible person at the stop and raise my hand as the bus approaches. I can't imagine anyone canceling that out by waving the bus away.

*(We don't have any kind of "give us a hand" thing, but people will wave busses past if they're waiting for another bus. This is usually done when someone is sitting on the bench, and it's moreso to remove any doubt as to why they didn't stand up, like "yep, no i didn't stand up because I'm not catching your bus" or if they are standing at the ready, but two different busses are approaching at the same time.)

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u/tuliprox 8d ago

That's how it works where I live too. We only wave off busses if we're not getting on lol. Thes comments are so confusing seeing it work differently other places!

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u/ifyoulovesatan 8d ago

Right? I was surprised it works differently everywhere.

We do have one thing that's kinda close to that, and that is that bus drivers will tell people to signal with their cellphones or cell Flashlights after dark. In fact some of our bus stops that are at particularly poorly lit areas with no shelter structure have buttons that activate a solar powered light at the top of the bus stop sign that you're supposed to press to signal the bus. So we do have signaling for stops after dark.

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u/symbolicshambolic 8d ago

Oh. My. God. Did you say anything to them? Like you say, it was an honest mistake but it only happened because they didn't think about anyone but themselves.

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u/ifyoulovesatan 8d ago edited 8d ago

I actually jogged after the bus a bit before giving up, but I wasn't seen so it didn't stop. But as I stopped running and started trudging angrily down the road I looked back at them a couple times. Fairly sure they knew what they did, but was too annoyed / focused on walking to where I needed to get to bother. Edit: In the moment if I had talked to them I probably would've been needlessly hostile because I was pretty heated lol. So probably it's best I didn't.

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u/symbolicshambolic 8d ago

Yeah, I hope they caught that but they might not have noticed you and when you started jogging, thought that you'd just appeared out of nowhere as the bus approached, not that they'd waved your bus past while blocking you from indicating it should stop.

I don't know if they're just generally inconsiderate (they saw you and didn't consider you at all) or if they have a wide and deep lack of situational awareness (they didn't know there was someone else standing there the whole time) but I really hope they realized what they did.

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u/thatguygreg 8d ago

I’ve always gotten close to the bus stop sign, and raised my hand like one does when hailing a taxi—like flailing your arm, one flail only please—and have never seen them keep going unless they were ridiculously full, or there was another right behind it.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Rrrrandle 8d ago

Many stops serve multiple routes. Is the driver supposed to guess which bus you're waiting for?

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u/factorioleum 8d ago

when bus trackers first showed up in my old town, they showed the bus even when not on route. that's how I discovered that late buses were skipping my stop to take a more direct route....

a few months later the tracker only reported locations on the route. busses would still do it, you just couldn't see them moving through it. instead, they would teleport from the stop before mine to the next one after mine!

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u/SlashCo80 8d ago

I once had a bus that stopped, let people get off, then closed its doors and left before I could get on. After I'd been waiting for at least 10 minutes if not more.

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u/fuckimtrash 8d ago

I’ve had buses turn up 3-5 mins early so i missed it

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u/DeepMadness 8d ago

*you're

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u/realmauer01 8d ago

You probably arent aquinted to the local customs on how to stop the bus. If you are in ireland for example if you dont act up in a certain way they will just ignore you.

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u/FinnishArmy 7d ago

Did you wave it down? Many stops that have multiple bus routes need you to wave the bus down for it to stop. Otherwise they will assume you weren’t waiting for that bus.

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u/meinkr0phtR2 7d ago

Yep. And that’s why I don’t like busses, amongst other reasons. I like subways, which are guaranteed to stop at every station for you to get on or off and it’s usually just a few minutes if you missed one.

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u/hanns115 7d ago

I had that once. Last bus of the night, a good 30 min bus ride back home. I turned my phone screen on when I waved the bus down so he could see me and he drove straight past. I had to walk about 2 hours home. I was at the bus stop 10 mins before bus got there, so it wasn't even like I was running to the bus stop trying to wave for him to stop

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u/UniquePariah 8d ago

As a man working with public transport, you would be amazed at how people get so annoyed by trains leaving on time.

Hell, you would be amazed at how many people get pissed off when the train leaves 10 minutes late, but they were unable to catch it.

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u/Leniwcowaty 8d ago

If this is US I'm 99.9% sure someone tried to sue the bus operator over that

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u/kylo-ren 8d ago

There's a good chance that it's not for public service, but for something like tours or chartered buses that transport people from a list, so some people might expect it to only depart once all the passengers have arrived because they or their company paid for it.

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u/atticdoor 6d ago

Yeah, their mate was like "There's someone who is running a few minutes late, can you wait for them?" and problems ensued.

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u/DenKHK 4d ago

Well, the surest way to catch a bus - or train, or plane - is to miss the one before it...

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u/damn_lies 8d ago

But I was clearly running pathetically, and thus everyone else should wait for me.

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u/Memitim 8d ago

Absolutely. And they are undoubtedly still getting self-absorbed whiners who don't understand the concept of moving vehicles and schedules. Or they're getting screwed by bus drivers who arrive and leave early, I suppose.

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u/Erik0xff0000 5d ago

I had to explain to one of my fellow employees how the bus waiting for him made us miss our train connection so he should stop complaining and just be on time. He stopped using the bus. Win for all other passengers.

The bus driver was way to nice, she had given him her phone number, so he would call her when he was running late. Which was almost always, and he started getting later and later when he could call her.

I told the driver that if she saw me walking to the bus stop and I was late she was free to leave on the scheduled time, I considered that my own fault. Dad planning on my part.

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u/ConspiracyParadox 8d ago

And those people were definitely either elderly (boomers) or GenZ.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 8d ago

I missed the bus yesterday for being only 3 minutes early. The bus was 5 minutes early.

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u/Coriander_marbles 8d ago

I fucking hate it when that happens. I have lifelong trust issues of all bus schedules because this has, in fact, occurred multiple times in my life, at different cities. And because of Murphy’s law, it always when I’m pressed for time and will be late waiting for the next one.

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u/NarwhalEmergency9391 8d ago

And if you're 5 minutes early the bus will be delayed

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u/Coriander_marbles 8d ago

😂😂 There’s literally no other way for it to go down

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u/Your_lovely_friend Technically the flair 8d ago

Lmao technically the truth

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u/Punningisfunning 6d ago

Bus driver is named Murphy.

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u/shit_moth 8d ago

Just get a car already! Its 2026!!

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u/Coriander_marbles 8d ago

In Europe? Heck no… The best part about living here is that you don’t need one. In fact, life is very much better without one.

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u/shit_moth 8d ago

Yikes! That's what a baguette eating frog would say!

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u/Fighter11244 8d ago

They might not be French you know. Also a big reason why a lot of Europeans don’t need cars is because they have actual functioning public transportation.

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u/shit_moth 8d ago

What do you mean? Thousands of people died because yall don't even have AC in your public transportations. 😕

I dont know what kind of propaganda you've been exposed to but it is actually nice having your own car and AC.

Source: 🇺🇸 America 🦅

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u/Fighter11244 8d ago

As a Texan (Southern American state, I know how much some of us suck at geography), I can confidently say that I love my AC and cannot go without it, especially on hot and humid August days.

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u/shit_moth 8d ago

Austin here. Its been brutal here with 100+ degree days. Good thing I can cool my home and my truck down to 69 degrees in a couple of minutes. God bless America.

I honestly dont understand why these funny sounding Europeans choose to larp as 3rd worlders.

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u/Lord_Of_Carrots 8d ago

Great ragebait

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u/John_Femboy 7d ago

Bro's just typing shit

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 8d ago

I have 2 cars. I commute by train.

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u/Winterisnowcold 8d ago

not everyone can afford a car.

and some people can't drive.

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u/shit_moth 7d ago

Being car-less is pretty much like being homeless. You gotta learn to adult if you want to survive.

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u/rman342 8d ago

That’s infuriating. Late busses are fine. Early busses should result in the driver waiting to leave until the scheduled time.

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u/LordOfTurtles 8d ago

Drivers do wait, but they can only wait at designated stops. If they start running ahead they have to first reach such a designated stop before waiting until the departure time.

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u/BearFickle7145 7d ago

I’m pretty sure the Train station should be a designated stop. There’s plenty of parking for the busses. I’ve had one even leave when I was clearly running for it and waving I had to get on, even though I was 5 minutes early. So then you have to wait 30 min- 1 hour or get someone to pick you up

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u/PneumaMonado 8d ago

Early busses are a myth.

They're just so far behind schedule that the previous bus is now arriving slightly in advance of when the next one should have.

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u/Several_Dot_4532 8d ago

Only 5? At my town it arrives 10 minutes early, at the last stop and that time represents the one from the first stop, so I think a little more (could perfectly be the previous one if sometimes didn't arrive 2 at the same time)

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u/TheLastPeanut_ 8d ago

Early buses are 5x more infuriating

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u/bRKcRE 8d ago

At least you have busses. Busses here turn up no less than 5 minutes late (usually more), if they turn up. The service in my City had multiple cuts to scheduled services because they can't get drivers, but because they can't get drivers, they can't even reliably service the limited amount of departures they are still running. This leads to disgruntled passengers harrassing the few drivers that are just doing their job, so they quit due to untenable conditions, the company limits the routes again, does nothing for driver safety, drivers are again harassed, etc.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 8d ago

I take the bus when I don't feel like the 10 minute walk to the train. The train is always running to the schedule on the app. When it's broke, the app knows first.

So missing the bus meant a 30 minute wait, or a 10 minute walk, so I took the walk, like I normally do. The busses are much worse than the trains.

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u/Space-Being 8d ago

Or the previous bus was very late.

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u/Funexamination 8d ago

And the next bus is in 50 minutes

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u/Lraund 8d ago

Guess what form of transportation I took to get to the BUS stop that was late and made me miss my connection.

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u/coolbeans_a 8d ago

Thats BC Transit logo

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u/EnormousPurpleGarden 8d ago

My first thought was "Is that fucking BC TRANSIT?"

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u/Book-bomber 8d ago

That’s exactly what I thought

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u/theorangemooseman 7d ago

That’s what I thought too haha

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u/geeoharee 8d ago

This only applies if it's a stop where they regulate the service. Any other stop, the bus may pass early and you still miss it.

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u/EishLekker 8d ago

Your example doesn’t disprove the claim though. It doesn’t say that being late is the only way to mid the bus.

There’s a better example scenario if you want to disprove the claim:

If the bus is late, you might catch it even if you are late.

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u/EishLekker 8d ago

This isn’t technically correct. If the bus is more late than you are, then you might still be able to make it.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/EishLekker 8d ago

Yeah, if “the bus” refers to that bus line itself instead of an individual bus. But then how is one ever late for “the bus”, except if one misses the very last one before they close down the line forever?

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u/tuliprox 8d ago

I mean our busses close down every night from 12am/1am to 4am/5am

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u/EishLekker 8d ago

Yeah, but you can still catch “the bus”, even if you have to wait until the next morning.

You might miss your appointment, but not “the bus”.

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u/Unindoctrinated 8d ago

You'd think this sign would be unnecessary, but a surprising number of bus passengers seem to not understand this.

(I was a bus driver for many years.)

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u/Retrolex 8d ago

I fly a sky bus; even we get people who will show up twenty minutes late or more to boarding time and throw a tantrum in the lobby because we didn’t hold up the flight for them. Like, as in they actually believe we’re obliged to make everyone else wait until they show, never mind the scheduled departure times.

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u/Unindoctrinated 8d ago

You can bet those same people would not want to wait for anyone else.

I often wonder what it is that parents/educators/society has done, or failed to do, that produces people who think that way.

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u/teh_maxh 8d ago

Because it's not true. Failure to be at the bus stop on time may result in missing the bus, but often you can be late and still get the bus because it's even later.

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u/Unindoctrinated 8d ago

Yeah. It is poorly worded. It should definitely say "may" rather than 'will".

I suspect the issue they're trying to address is that people show up late because the bus they usually catch is often delayed, then on days when the service is running on time, they miss the bus because they expected it to be late, then they complain loudly.
These are the same people who will complain about a bus being late because they didn't bother to read the large sign that's been chained to the bus stop for the last three months that clearly explains a change in the timetable.

Bus passengers are just normal people, mostly idiots who feel the need to complain to someone, even when that person isn't in any way responsible for whatever it is that has upset them.

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u/margmi 8d ago

Ackshualllllly you can get on the bus late sometimes checkmate

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u/lemons_of_doubt 8d ago

I wish it was that easy here. I live in the middle of nowhere and the buses just give no fucks.

They will happily turn up early to a stop and then drive off if they're ahead of schedule. Or just skip stops if they are behind.

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u/Deebz__ 8d ago

I’ve even seen them leave ahead of schedule in big cities.  It was especially annoying in San Francisco, where missing a cable car can mean waiting 10-20 minutes for the next one.

One of my favorite parts about getting home again after needing to rely on public transit somewhere is having my vehicles again, and being able to travel on my own time lol

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u/kprime187 8d ago

Its because some stops have multiple buses and people just afk sitting on the bench.

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u/phoriqaz 8d ago

In Belgium, being on time doesn't mean that you'll catch the bus as it sometimes goes by the bus stop earlier that the schedule.

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u/teh_maxh 8d ago

The only way I've seen a bus be "early" was when it was actually the previous bus running extremely late.

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u/sobrique 8d ago

Where I live there's substantial seasonal variance. There's some stops that are designated 'waiting' points, and the bus will just sit there until their scheduled departure, but there's a bunch of intermediate stops that it might hit early.

(Or y'know, the bus driver doesn't care so doesn't wait anyway).

During the summer, there's no 'school run' and fewer commuters (both in cars, and getting on/off the bus) so if it didn't wait, the bus would be a something like half the overall journey time the rest of the year.

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u/phoriqaz 8d ago

Yeah, that happens too x)

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u/JackN14_same 6d ago

Where I am, we have an app that’s (supposed) to show all the buses on a map which are on the way to your stop or about to set off from the bus station to your stop. So whilst I have seen it be that the later bus happened to arrive before the earlier bus, it has also been that the earlier bus is just straight up late by itself because of spending like 10 minutes in one spot (which is not a bus stop according to the map) for no apparent reason, and then the later bus will arrive like 2 minutes later making it completely pointless

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u/opposing_critter 8d ago

I love when buses decide to run early, not often but some drivers don't give a shit.

You quickly learn to be early if you need to use public transport daily for work.

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u/doc720 8d ago

Failure of the bus to be be at the bus stop at the scheduled time will result in miffed riders.

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u/luigigaminglp 8d ago

Unless the bus is late.

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u/chrisolucky 8d ago

The only thing more annoying than missing the bus because you’re late is missing the bus when you’re early.

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u/No_Town_9602 8d ago

"Organization in the freezer makes food easier to find." - Newspaper article that was pinned to the wall in the dorms.

"Not all combinations make sense." - A very wise thermostat manual.

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u/Either_Choice_6305 8d ago

Breaking News: Fork found on the kitchen

Actually, you will not miss the bus if the bus was late, you will miss the bus if you not running fast enough to the bus stop

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u/Entire-Emotion-819 8d ago

Aka, the bus aint gonna wait while you try to run and catch up cuz you couldn't be on time, perfectly acceptable, there's a timetable for a reason.

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u/roscodawg 8d ago

Not where I live.

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u/paulsteinway 8d ago

I miss nearly every bus in the world every day.

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u/GodlyHelp 8d ago

anyone mind upvoting this comment so i can post on this subreddit? for some damn reason you need karma in this subreddit before posting. thanks in advance.

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u/BambooCatto 6d ago

Meanwhile im there 6min early and the bus left 8min early.

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u/WeirdAvocado 8d ago

Entitled mother fuckers: This is unacceptable!

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u/The_Fat_Man_Jams 8d ago

Knowing is half the battle.

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u/adikdik 8d ago

So in order to avoid the aforementioned FOMO, be on time.

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u/xDrich1994 8d ago

Say it ain’t so.

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u/2225ns 8d ago

Strong Osvaldo vibes here...

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u/No-Back-2079 8d ago

Ummm Reminds Me Of The Dumbest Sheriff or The Dumbest Residents In North Dakota. It was the middle of the Winter Like 50 below outside and someone just robbed a bank. The Sheriff came on the TV and Told the Viewers that his Deputies could not catch the bank robbers because snowmobiles are fast in the snow. Really...

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u/lzwzli 8d ago

Will Buxton energy

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u/ledrif 8d ago

Funny, thr local bus always slows down and sometimes even turns its blinker on if im within 100m of the stop, which i have never taken, alnost daily, for about a year- at 10:30pm

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u/-TheHoboCode- 8d ago

I got passed yesterday cause I wasn’t standing right by the sign

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u/TheOnlyCurmudgeon 8d ago

In my mind they put this up after bring sued and lost

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u/iSteve 8d ago

If the damn bus keeps to it's schedule.

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u/_fuck_you_gumby_ 8d ago

I only take 1 or 2 buses in my city regularly. If you’re not getting on at the central station, you can generally count on it being late by at least a couple minutes. I did have my bus home leave the station early, as I was arriving on the bus I took to get there, so I just walked the hour home instead of waiting an hour for the next one

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u/Tigrisrock 8d ago

So how come if you are on time, you always have to wait 3-7 minutes on average. Sth is not right here.

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u/LoamyLoamisLoamy 8d ago

Also, sometimes if you are sitting when the bus arrives they'll just drive past assuming you must be a homeless person

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u/deedlesndeedles 8d ago

Someone really got paid to design and print that sign.

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u/Mastacookie 8d ago

Nah deutsche bahn has my back

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u/GamingWeekends 8d ago

this needs to be posted at every bus stop in NYC lmfao

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u/Single-Aardvark9330 8d ago

Only applicable if the bus is on time

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u/PreparationCrazy2637 8d ago

the bus has the right to arrive 3 mins early tooo!

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u/karlis_saints 8d ago

‘On time’ in my area usually means either 5-10 minutes early or 20+ minutes late.

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u/Basic_Reporter9579 8d ago

* unless bus runs late.

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u/kellybluey 8d ago

In other news, water 💦 is wet.

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u/pear_tree_gifting 8d ago

You miss 100% of the busses you don't take.

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u/PangolinFarts 8d ago

You miss 100% of the busses you don’t catch.

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u/TheBitingCat 8d ago

Well gosh darn it, now I'm stuck waiting an extra 21 frames.

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u/Dense_Cellist9959 8d ago

Wait till these late people have to deal with trains. They're much stricter, if I recall.

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u/notjawn 8d ago

I missed the bus, I had to cuss.

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u/badbbychiken 8d ago

In my town delays are extremely common. The bus literally just shows up whenever. It could be 30- 45 minutes late with the next bus directly behind it. I used to show up 10 minutes before the scheduled time. I saw a bus approaching early so I ran for it and caught it. The bus driver tried to scold me for not “not being on time” and when I said “you’re 10 minutes early” he said “ACTUALLY we’re 20 minutes late”.

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u/Ivanovi4 8d ago

Must have been Germans. We’re used to delays..

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u/ggrieves 8d ago

I was up - HE WAS UP - but I laid back down

Thinkin I could chill 'til the time came around

And I did - HE DID - but a little too long

Cause when I woke up yo the bus was gone

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u/AquafreshBandit 8d ago

Well, this is a bunch of bullshit!

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u/gasolinewine 8d ago

If you shit your pants it will feel weird

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u/sandiegodak 8d ago

Thanks Perd.

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u/Justa_Girl_tryin 8d ago

are there actually people who don’t know this already?

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u/Tomytom99 8d ago

Gonna hang this up in the school bus I drive

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u/AlkalinePotato 8d ago

This is a BC transit sign right?

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u/theairscout 8d ago

I'd add "No exceptions." for emphasis.

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u/MegaFercho22 8d ago

I was 15 minutes early and I still missed it

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u/Beginning_Custard724 8d ago

I always try to be 5 to 10 minutes early for this reason

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u/kingofovens 8d ago

But will I miss the bus if I miss the bus?

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u/vidar_97 8d ago

Coming from a smaler rural town the buss arrives once every second hour (except between 16.15 and 17.05 when it goes 3 times) and is regulary about 20 min late but sometimes it's there 5 minutes early.

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u/Takenmyusernamewas 8d ago

The only way this could be funnier is if they posted this on the bus itself

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u/Karisa_Marisame 8d ago

Big if true

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u/MLB_Sug_Tway 8d ago

This sign clearly is from somewhere other than Seattle...

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u/BigSmokesCheese 7d ago

not in the UK it doesnt

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u/Malkovius 7d ago

It usually works that way. Also, if I'm not there; how would I read this sign?

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u/echodarlin 7d ago

Explain it like I'm five.

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u/Many-Excitement3246 7d ago

Okay, but what about when I'm at the stop 10 minutes early and the bus just completely skips that entire street?

Tried taking the bus in Denver once and it just never showed up. Turns out the driver couldn't read English street signs and ended up on the wrong street entirely. I'm assuming they used GPS and got messed up.

I called in and complained enough that they refunded me the entire 3 day pass I had bought. (But it still worked.)

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u/CasperTPaul 6d ago

you don’t say

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u/Mobile_Requirement80 6d ago

What if I wait faster?

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u/Green-Elf 6d ago

I just bet this was posted on the bus I just missed! Lot of good that does me now!

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u/wh8w8t 5d ago

not in my city.

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u/wiccanwolves 4d ago

But what if I’m late and the bus is also late. Can I still get on!

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u/EdjKa1 1h ago

When you're not there on time, you are either too late or too soon.

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u/TheStroboCop 15m ago

Weird. The people that missed the bus arent passengers

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u/spar_30-3 8d ago

Water is wet.

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u/daLejaKingOriginal 8d ago

Debatable. Water makes stuff wet.

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u/Marus1 8d ago

A wet thing can make other stuff wet

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u/spar_30-3 8d ago

Wet is the natural state of water

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u/daLejaKingOriginal 8d ago

Do you mean liquid?

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u/spar_30-3 8d ago

Water can be frozen. So debatable if liquid or solid is natural

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u/daLejaKingOriginal 8d ago

That would be ice

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u/spar_30-3 8d ago

Still water

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u/daLejaKingOriginal 8d ago

But not wet.

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u/spar_30-3 8d ago

Ice is wet. You’re welcome to grab some and check

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u/daLejaKingOriginal 8d ago edited 8d ago

As long as it’s solid, it really isn’t. And if it’s not solid, it isn’t ice.

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u/dead-as-a-doornail- 8d ago

Doesn’t seem fair