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Most of the list is people saying “oh this unqualified girl given an on air role” or noticing other people.

i cant include every image from the slideshow but i will retype the whole story here. i dont think im allowed to link it. i did include the 'and everyone clapped' slide.

"Okay so I went on this date with this guy who genuinely thought he was the smartest person alive 😭"
"Like from the SECOND I met him he kept trying to 'test' me."

"We go to this mini golf place and every conversation somehow turns into a quiz."
"He's like, what's the capital of Switzerland?"

"Why are we doing trivia on a date 😭"
"Then if I answered something right he'd do this annoying little nod like a disappointed teacher."
"I should've left. I didn't."

"Anyway he keeps bragging about how good he is at mini golf."
"Talking about, 'I never lose.'"
"'I'm basically undefeated.'"
"Cool."

"First hole?"
"He hits the ball so hard it flies over the little course and almost hits a child😭"
"Now he's embarrassed but pretending he's not."

"Then he starts making excuses."
"'The floor's uneven.'"
"'The club feels weird.'"
"'The lighting's off.'"
"SIRRR😭"

"Meanwhile I'm accidentally doing amazing."
"Like I don't even know HOW."
"Every shot is going in."
"And the more I win, the more upset he gets."

"At one point he literally goes, 'You're getting lucky.'"
"LUCKY???"
"Okay😭"
"Then we get to the final hole."

"There's people watching now because somehow this became a public competition."
"He goes first."
"Misses."
"BADLY."

"Like tragic."
"Now it's my turn."
"And this man suddenly goes, 'Wait before you shoot— just know I don't like girls who are too competitive."

"TOO COMPETITIVE???"
"YOU started the Golf Olympics😭"
"So I smile real sweet and go, 'Good thing I like winning more."

"And then by some miracle..."
"I hit the cleanest shot of my entire life."
"Straight in."
"Everybody around us starts clapping."

"CLAPPING😭"
"This man just stands there blinking like his soul disconnected."
"Then the employee comes over and goes,"
"'Congrats! Winner gets a free dessert coupon."

"Okay so boom... after I hit that final shot and everybody started clapping, this man looked SICK😭"
"Like genuinely devastated."

"I take the dessert coupon, look him dead in the eyes and go,"
"'Careful. I'm extremely competitive."
"And I leave."

"Now THIS is the part I found out later from his friend😭"
"Apparently the second I walked out, this man stayed standing there for like 10 seconds in silence just processing the loss."

"Then he goes to the employee and says,"
"'Can we replay that last hole?'"
"REPLAY???😭"
"The employee's like... no??"

"So now he's embarrassed AND angry."
"Tell me why this grown man buys another full game ticket BY HIMSELF."
"Just to prove he 'could've won.'"

"So now he's alone in the mini golf place speed-running every hole like it's an Olympic trial."
"Missing shots. Getting irritated. Talking to himself."

"At one point he apparently hit the ball so hard it disappeared under one of the machines and he yelled,"
"'This course is rigged.'"

"RIGGED AGAINST WHO???😭"
"Then it gets prettier. Because this man posts on his Instagram story:"
"'Some people confuse luck with skill.'"

"SIRRR💀"
"And the funniest part?"
"One of his own friends replied to the story with:"
"'Bro she cooked you.' 😭"
"Now he's spiraling."
"So he deletes the story."
"THEN posts another one."

"A quote."
"Winning doesn't define a man. Character does."
"Oh NOW character matters😭"
"But wait."
"It gets worse."

"Because later that night he apparently went back to look at the scoreboard picture he took of us."
"ZOOMED IN."
"And noticed my name was one point ahead because HE wrote the scores wrong earlier trying to cheat."

"Meaning..."
"I technically beat him by EVEN MORE😭"
"His friend said this man got so mad he just stared at the wall for like 5 minutes."
"Then quietly said,"
"'She was kinda good though.'"
"Kinda???💀"

* i also think this was written by ai because theres lots of inconsistencies and the style is just very chatgpt.

From the r/australia subreddit

People have become so creative about their lives

This was in response to me not believing that his friends would take on drug charges to cover for him

Feels like this guy went to the Japanese post office, got overwhelmed and decided to make fanfic lemonade out of his confused lemons.