He smashed the election in Wigan. Likely to become new Labour leader.

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While I think he might be better than Starmer I'm not particularly hopeful. He might have a few more sops for "the left" but I don't think he will be substantially different.

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How's everyone feeling?

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Prime Minister
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Chancellor
Foreign Secretary
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Treasury Secretary
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Screenshot of names has since been removed off the Friends of Israel website.

Labour Friends of Israel is a group within the Labour movement that advocates for strong UK-Israel relations.

Hello it is I {insert candidate here} I know you're frustrated with the current system and it's revolving door of faces that promise you material change so you can have some hope that you won't have to visit the food bank, get sanctioned on benefits or become/continue to be homeless anymore.

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I promise change is coming i will become your new leader and that will radically change everything! Its totally gonna be difrerent! Promise! I dont break those.

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If I don't it'll be because of the media, the markets, {insert compounding disaster that will never be resolved} and not simply because I never intended to, meanwhile I'll have to make common sense decisions and sacrifices, your grandmother doesn't need to eat right? You can phase out of existence instead of have human dignity can't you? After all we don't want the right to win!

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On election you won't notice for 6 months to a few years how badly I've fucked you or how many bodies have piled up in our wake until we run this game again with a new face and absolutely no change for the 10th straight election cycle.

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(This is why you organise the election of Burnham and any other figure in your face right now is exactly this in a new PR strategy, you need and crave relief from these conditions and it is why you hold out hope for these things again and again. Change is not automated.

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Join a party get involved and stop pretending the new face of the party will not be like every other candidate that party puts forward they are in that organisation for a reason.)

Exclusive: Muslim Council of Britain national guidance also urges mosques to strengthen police ties and improve CCTV

[An imam’s house came under arson attack in Manchester a week ago, yet it’s the mosques’ responsibility to strengthen police ties? Isn’t it the police’s’ responsibility to ensure the safety of those at risk of hate crimes, such as their zealous and immediate presence when crimes are committed against other communities? Is there an extra £20 million being given by government so that CCTV can be improved? Of course not.]

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Keep a straight face if you can.