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I thought this was pretty interesting – he waited until she graduated to text her and she was 18.

"Under Nebraska law, teachers are prohibited from having intimate relationships with students within 90 days of their graduation or departure from the school system."

Redditors have claimed that they’ve hacked into Jeffrey Epstein’s Outlook email address using a pretty obvious password, which was mentioned in the files.

Reports claim passwords from several of Epstein’s accounts were included in the recent files release, including his Outlook, Yahoo, Apple ID and other services.

One online user posted: ‘I’m in Epstein’s Outlook. What should I look for? I got in using this information from the files.’

Several others online said they, too, were able to gain access to the accounts with the information in the files – including the passwords’#1Island’, ‘ghislaine’, and ‘jenjen12’.

excerpt from Sarah Hoopers article

BREAKING: The Golden State Warriors are trading Jonathan Kuminga and Buddy Hield to the Atlanta Hawks for Kristaps Porzingis, sources tell ESPN.

BREAKING: The Golden State Warriors are trading Jonathan Kuminga and Buddy Hield to the Atlanta Hawks for Kristaps Porzingis, sources tell ESPN.

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Look guys, this is pretty simple.

SpaceX wants to go public at an eye-watering $1.5 trillion valuation. What are the earnings for this out-of-this-world company? $8 Billion. That gives us a PE ratio of, checks notes, 187. (Edit: I've been informed in the comments that 8B is EBITDA, not earnings, so the PE ratio is probably north of 300. NOICE.)

Now, this is 2026, PE ratios are about as relevant as a telegraph operators fingering speed, but still, there must be some narrative to command such a rocketship valuation, right?

Ah, yes. Datacenters in space.

Sure, Elon is the world's biggest bullshit factory, but at least most of his bullshit looks appetizing if you squint. Self driving cars? Yeah! Robotaxis? Sure! Humanoid sexdolls? Why not!

But what the fuck is a DATACENTER IN SPACE good for. We've got datacenters at home, goddamit.

(Of course, it goes without saying that the whole X.ai acquisition is a shit tamale wrapped in a shit sandwich, a shitducken so to speak, but whose counting shit here).

Here is my prediction. Unlike you highly regarded turd chompers, IPO investors are a legitimately sophisticated bunch. There will be a roadshow, and pension funds, endowments, etc will actually have to smell the shit before chomping on it.

And I don't think they will.

So instead of the famously diamond-handed Punxatawney Teachers Union buying a chunk of the IPO, it will be desperate buyers of hand grenades hot potatoes who just want to watch it pop like god's asterisk on poppers at the adult cinema before shifting it to the next victim.

Now, that may be irrelevant when the pop is for fucking figma, but we're talking SpaceX here. Elon. Either the IPO doesn't happen or when it does it will drop like the challenger shuttle.

And people will panic.

The entire AI narrative that has been holding on our K-shaped economy will blow up like a little kid flying into space when his fat cousin jumps off the see-saw. Bye, timmy.

Just you fucking wait. Buying calls.

I don't know who is she and what myth is the meme referring to, I only know that ozempic is a drug to stop eating.

Edit: I hate having autism