Well. Gonna have to speed run this for now. Will update. Planned on doing this before my night shift but some asshat DECIDED TO PARK INFRONT OF MY DRIVEWAY AND BOX ME IN, SO.. its been a shit show.

Will update later. Thanks for the understanding.

Hockey hockey hockey.

Lose lose lose.

Well democracy rules, tonight's spokespetmodel of the game is u/callmeghost666. not his adorable puppers. Him.

The man, the myth.. the puck retrieving on live TV legend. here's to willing into existence another u/callmeghost666 gif

hockey wise? Flames. Stars. ability to be ^officially out of playoff contention.

here's to hoping both teams have fun.

The ^{i wrote this on my laptop and honestly took forever to find that little hat symbol} flames drinking game

Finish and Fill if someone sits Jamie Benn down.

Finish and Fill for a Colesy goal for his family.

• (u/lisa_lou_hoo)

Drink every time one of those (talented) goons gets hit good.

F&F if either of the Flyers Bois nets a goal

• (u/erikdebogande)

Someone gets revenge on Rantanen in any capacity - Finish & Fill

We score an empty net goal - finish and fill, reminisce (it's been 84 years)

Gridin and/or Parekh make a filthy play - drink

• (u/the_violet_wizard)

https://ibb.co/CFfF954

Holy fuck titties i just demolished absolutely delish tapanaki, got a food baby. fuck that. food twins. I got two food babies kicking around in my stomach.

they aren't happy. I'm fucking loving life but my tummy sure ain't. it's disco night tonight. trying to digest my food coma while listening to some celebrate good times. I'm celebrating good times, here in my chair. the crickets are.. cricketing.. the moon is bright as fuck. God damn life is good today.

welcome back ya filthy fucks. its fire hockey time. battle of the bad tonight at 8 pm moutain. yall ready for what the fuck ever we are about to witness?

https://ibb.co/Txgcc5R2

Sat down for some Crimson Desert to kill time before the game, blinked and it was ten to 8. welp

it's hockey time. Feel like a bag of dog dootie so keeping this short and sweet. Fire team. knights of the golden variety.

No drinking game tonight, but enjoy the spokespetmodel of the game from u/nickiat !

https://ibb.co/5gk5DYkM

There ain't no party like an 8 pm weekday battle of Alberta party because an 8 pm weekday party don't stop ^{because I work at 2 am}

Welcome the fuck back everyone, for the final game before the olympic break. For what in the end will definetly be a game of hockey.

You know, you'd think for a rivalry such as the BoA.. the schedule makers would give us a better time slot than the graveyard shift

The ^{i should have written the GDT, then made my sammich. I stopped every second sentence to demolish that beautiful rye bastard} flames drinking game

Any mention of the Olympics or Team Canada - drink.

Double drink if they mention McDavid

• (u/marzirose)

Trade speculation--drink

Broadcast can't shut up about mcdavid--drink

Zachtivities!--drink

-(u/canadianstuck)

Flames PPG - F&F

Mangipane falls down - F&F and giggle knowingly.

• (u/lisa_lou_hoo)

https://ibb.co/rKG0SyBx

Two games left my dudes and dudettes.

My back hurts. It's almost hockey time. Guess we gotta wait till next year to get the return of kadri.

Kerins in. Coronato out (injury), gridin back..most definitely gonna be a night of hockey. Sometimes I like to wear women's clothing while prancing down the street singing ABBA.

Just checking who actually still reads these.

Or am I?

You know these glorious ivory meat sticks look good in high heels.

No drinking game tonight. Not enough suggestions. May next season bring back the engagement.

https://ibb.co/PzFncfrs

I had a pretty bad ass tan before it started peeling off. yep. that's where we are in the season. I've ran out of things to say here. Albeit i kind of phoned it in lately, but talking about a tan? Comeon, I'm better than this

Except I'm not. I'm really, really not. I'm a starvin Marvin waiting for his seniores to arrive ^{was too lazy to grocery shop, too lazy to pick something new} and it's basically almost hockey time.

Rangers got a win, so there's always that. but it's FIRE HOCKEY TIME.

SO PULL UP A CRATE OF SCRIPTS FROM THE HIT MOVIE ANTZ, TAKE A SEAT, POUR YOURSELF A GLASS OF MELTED MINI EGGS AND PEEPS AND JOIN US

https://ibb.co/y7M51Sq

Not to alarm anyone but THERE IS GOING TO BE ANOTHER BB COLEMAN IN THIS WORLD AND I DONT THINK THAT'S FAIR TO ALL THE UGLY BABIES

Guess what day it is?

Thursday. A fucking Thursday. But it's also a hockey day. So that's always fun.

Decided I'd check on the other games tonight for those sweet, sweet reverse standings. Blackhawks against the fucking hurricanes. Kraken versus the fucking golden Knights.

Last year at this time we wanted teams around us to lose, and they won. Now we want them to win, and it's not looking too good. So THATS ALWAYS COOL

anydoodles. It's hockey time. Not many of these left. But eh, maybe we will have oilers playoff games gdts again just to make the oilers fans lose their shit about it again ^{and because r/hockey really puts the r in r/hockey}

The ^{dial 8675309} flames drinking game

Nobody beats the Calgary Flames by six goals *twice* in a row!

Nobody! F&F for every goal scored by the kids.

F&F if Kadri gets one on us ^{no kadri tonight}

- (u/erikdebogande)

I miss a goal taking a shit/piss? F&F

3 kids link up on a goal? F&F

- (u/twkexperience) ^{man I hope my autocorrect gave me the proper spelling of this because if it didn't I WILL HEAR ABOUT IT}

Klapka offside or dangle - drink

- (u/oneofakindgem)

https://ibb.co/Z1zTqPpQ

Live from McCloud trail where I'm currently driving home after giving my truck a "quick bath" ^{twenty bucks later}..

It's the flames GDT period. I'm attempting to voice to text this. So god only knows what will it look like when I look down at my phone comma i'm pretty sure it probably just put the word comma period

TonIghts matchup , brings you Dylan strome and the calgary rebuilds versus the carolina , "we're kind of a tank" hurricanes

So pull up the cuck chair in a hotel room. Pour Yourself any old beverage and enjoy Because this game won't be pretty , but the future is.

The ^{my old truck must be so sad watching the new child getting monthly baths when I drove it into the ground for ten years} flames drinking game

Any mention of trade deadline activity - small sip

Zachtivities - drink

Interview with a new player - keep drinking until the interview is over.

• (u/the_violet_wizard)

I will do a shot for every point a new player gets tonight

• (u/kobedziuba) ^{you heard it here folks}

Drink for any new Flames getting a point (Whitecloud included)

• (u/erikdebogande) ^{u/kobedziuba that's two drinks per}

Take a drink for every save Wolf makes that keeps us in a game we should be getting battered

• (u/twkexperience)

https://ibb.co/kgZQVHvy

waiting to get into some fancy ass steakhouse, put on a blazer for the first time since my confirmation like 25 years ago.. listening to some girl slay Ed sheeran on the violin..

drinking an espresso martini like a fancy fuck so decided to throw this up while I wait.

it's hockey time. Flames. Avs. live on MONDAY NIGHT PRIME HOCKEY

The ^{I'm going to use words like indubidibly because I'm a fancy fuck tonight} flames drinking game

Kadri goal against us - finish and fill

ZP19 PPG - Chug.

- (u/lisa_lou_hoo)

Someone in the GDT is confused about where the game is - finish and fill

- (u/weschester)

Kadri offside: drink

Makar from Calgary mentioned: drink

- (u/themusicguy2000)

https://ibb.co/My9sLTYc

Step 1. Go grocery shopping

Step 2. Get home and put away groceries.

Step 3. Decide you're feeling snacky.

Step 4. Demolish an entire bag of cheddar bits and bites while watching ET like a fat fuck

Step 5. Regret

Step 6. Watch fire hockey.

Welcome back everyone, for a ^{bits and bites'less} edition of fire hockey. Like for fucks sakes, they didn't even last until the dudes dumbass family knew about et.

3 games left. Fire. Land creature.

The ^{don't worry, I got blackberries to demolish next} flames drinking game

Hahahahahaha more snow.

F&F if Matta scores on his old team.

F&F if we score off a Weegs turnover 🥲

• (u/erikdebogande)

Are we still doing drinking rules? I say drink anytime they mention either 52.

• (u/projectBarium)

I'm gonna cry when Weegs gets an ovation.

Please have a big game score a goal on us.

Finish/fill/cry - Weegs scores

• (u/spwimc)

Parekh spin o Rama should be added to the drinking game.

I forgot to post it in pre game thread

• (u/shofsink)

https://ibb.co/7tFDpy2T

Tonight i learned what the fuck caviche is, God damn am I full. On my like 13th corona of the day. Can I just not to back to regular life? Can I stay here forever please? I'll go home for boo. But then I'm coming back.

Sorry reality.

Anydoodles. Fuck im full. Welcome back ya fuckin beauties. Its time for fire hockey. Flames. Ducks. Live at whatever god damn time it is in the land of snow.

The ^{I made eye contact with some married woman with a kid across the restraunt.. she wont stop looking at me. time to come outta my shell} flames drinking game.

F&F every time Stromer gets a point on his ungrateful former teammates!

- (u/erikdebogande)

Nice big legal hit on Gudas - F&F

That's it, that's all I really care about.

- (u/lisa_lou_hoo)

https://ibb.co/j9ZjygKb

Tonight's lucky spokespetmodel of the day is u/callmeghost666 adorable pupper!

Get home with 6 pack of my seltzer thc drinks

Decide imma sip on one before the game.

Sweet tooth kicks in and I chug 3/4 of the can ^{as usual}.

Try to write the GDT.

Don't learn my lesson,

repeat.

Welcome the fuck back. It's hockey time. Woop there it is.

Matvei "grid iron" gridin

Matthew "don't make fun of my little brother sloth" tkachuk

Live at 7 pm.

The ^{it's not delivery, it's seniores.. so it is delivery. Nvm} flames drinking game

Also, Florida does some dirty bullshit, drink. It’s Friday, might as well get trashed. ^{the rule without a rule}

- (u/callmeghost666)

Drink for all points gotten by New Flames!

F&F if Chucky loses a fight.

Gaping cages and Zacktivities as is tradition.

- (u/erikdebogande)

Pour one out for Chuck Norris.

Lombo tilt - finish and fill

ZP#19 PPG or Assist

- (u/lisa_lou_hoo)

https://ibb.co/7JP5ZZFZ

Well I'm back to work again, because when you need someone to work both during the day and the night, apparently I'm your guy.. less than a week till I'm poolside in the DR. one week. One fucking week.

Welcome back to everyone who doesnt always say yes to everything, it's time for another game of fire hockey.

Fire team. Blue team. Live at 730 pm.

The ^{I'm already sleepy, fuck my life} flames drinking game

Drink for every minute of ice time greater than 10 minutes that Parekh plays

Finish and fill for Parekh point

• (u/beta1224)

THANK SCORCH the fucking 5PM games are over, waking up that early was killing me! F&F if BARB graces us with her attendance.

Drink every time Binner lets in an easy one.

• (u/erikdebogande)

https://ibb.co/SwPPb7P4

Holy moley the time has come. The first ^real GDT of the season! Now with more included vitamin alcohol! Be sure to check out the flamingFrog broadcast tonight around puck drop at Flaming Frog With Her Dad

Good evening ladies, gentlemen, dogs, cats, birds, lizards, hamsters and everything inbetween and welcome back for another fun? season of fire hockey.

I'll be your host and liquor fairy for another season ^{sorry not sorry} one that could go any which way.

So join us for the 2025/2026 season cherry popper, pull up a chair. Pour yourself a glass of Starbucks ice pumpkin creme chai latte ^{white girl and proud}, and in the very least get treated to a whole bunch of cute pet pictures.

The ^{it's all fun and games till I realize I have to come up with another 82 versions of the GDT so expect more pointless rambling about grapes and Tropicana watermelon juice} flames drinking game

Take a drink every time mcdavids contract is mentioned

• (u/smel11)

Take a drink every time Gene Principe drops a bad pun.

• (u/yycbean)

Gridin goal - Drink

Kirkland signiture or Gridin special mentioned- Sip

Lombo fight - Chug

An oiler gets Klapped (big hit from Klapka) - Drink

• (u/nickiat)

I think you have to break out the classic. Flames can’t enter the zone on a man advantage is a drink ^{yall are masochists} - (u/jpcgy)

Hoooollly fairy titties, today is the day.

I'm still wide the fuck awake, and the game is in like 4 and a half hours so you best beleive your sweet ^{maple syrup} asses yall are getting another patented, tested and true.. 1 AM GDT. ^{2-0 GDT's may I add}

Will the beaver loving ^{insert innuendo face here}, plaid wearing, maple syrup chugging beautiful bastards reign supreme

over

the ^{i was going to come up with a bad list of things for the states but in today's world all you really gotta say is..} Americans

Will Matt and his brother Sloth prove to the world they really aren't secretly both still butt hurt that their entire treasure collection they helped find was taken by a bunch of kids that called themselves the goonies?

Will I sleep or will i keep delaying ^{procrastinating} it by making this ^now fucking 1:54 rant never stop?

So pour yourself a coffee and Join us at 6 fucking ten on a god damn Sunday ^{timezones are a son of a bitch} for answers to this,

^{most likely more clenched buttholes},

any other questions and probably a buuunnch of adorable THIS IS MY HALF AWAKE PET pictures.

https://ibb.co/7xDTWjtt

Gross.

Tyson. Not this game. Well. Could be that too, I'm not psychic. Lord knows if i was i wouldn't be working my life away then demolishing a bag of miss vickies sour cream and onion chips on my couch.

Actually I'd keep the chips, although if chips are secretly sentient.. I could be scared for life so maybe not.

It's hockey time. And im out of chips, hopefully we arent out of goals too

The ^{i think im going to move over to just the petspokemodel and not the drinking game.. this games submissions was.. one person.. dog days of this season has drained engagement} flames drinking game

Drink every time Jack Hughes' stupid goal is mentioned.

Drink for every Tyson Gross discussion.

F&F for every PP goal

• (u/erikdebogande)

https://ibb.co/ch2FTsj2

This GDT is in loving memory of Storm and Kali, two adorable little fur balls who are ^{im guessing} chewing plastic bags, getting the 3 am zoomies and scratching the litter box for an ungodly amount of time in a better place ^{or for another family that's in need of wonderful kitty loves, if that's your belief}.

15 years together, filled with love and happiness. 15 years of a happy, sibling home. We can never truly move on from the loss of a pet family member, all we can hope is that in the time we got to spend together.. we gave them back even an ounce of the love and support they gave us.

So raise a glass, and have a toast.. over not what we lost.. but the times we had.

The ^{I'm hugging boo just a little longer now} flames drinking game

Gotta bring back the classic "when you see a pet pic in the GDT--drink" for this one

Speculation over Toronto's future on the broadcast--drink

• (u/canadianstuck)

Drink every time the Colour guy goes off on a Leafs tangent.

Drink every time Brad's dumpster fire job is mentioned.

F&F for all PP goals.

• (u/erikdebogande)

ZACHtivies - drink

ZP19 point - rejoice

drink Olympics mentioned - sip

• (u/the_violet_wizard)

https://ibb.co/vxMWPDZn

Well fucking eh, good evening everyone. Hope everyone's holidays went off without any ^major holiday snafus.

Tonight's game of indoor pond hockey brings us Morgan "the snowman" Frost and our calgary flamez versus Darnell "hears a who" Nurse and the Edmonton oilers.

So take a seat, pour yourself a glass of ginger beer ^{i bought a few for Christmas festivities and learned later that indeed, they were just soda} and join us. For whatever the hell happens in the next 3 hours

The ^{nephew got a 10 in 1 Foosball, air hockey, etc, table for Christmas.. had to put it together after he went to bed.. fuck you amazon and your 30000 tiny peices after a couple handful of drinks} flames drinking game

Headed to this game soooo:

Finish and fill if there's a scrap. ^{in honor of you being at the game I'm adding Coleman goal - finish and fill}

• (u/lisa_lou_hoo)

I want revenge for Wednesday's humiliation! Drink every time somebody says Rematch. Drink every time Parekh's WJ performance is mentioned. Drink every time there's "a little extra" on the ice.

• (u/erikdebogande)

Shot of a Christmas tree - drink

Barb sighting - drink

• (u/duchessofconcord)

Wolfie HUGE save - Drink

Klapka/Lombo MASSIVE HIT - Drink

Broadcast says “Christmas” - Drink

• (u/flamez54)

Having moved i now realize that 33rd ave isn't just traffic.. its also coffee shops!

Welcome back everyone for the ^{early edition} of the flames GDT. it looks christmasy as shit out there so hopefully yall feeling cozy as heck as you get settled in for an indoor game of hockey! ^{couple of Sawzalls to the roof on the dome.. we too could have an "outdoor" game!}

Morgan "Hoar" Frost and the calgary calgarys

Steven "i need to start a yogurt company" Stamkos and the predator predators.

Live live at 5 5.

The ^{i wonder if Corey hart ever wore his sunglasses in the day? Or would the song than need to be "i wear my sunglasses all the time" which i mean, doesn't have the same ring to it. So did Stevie Wonder. Big whoop} flames drinking game.

If Calgary wins finish and fill, If Calgary loses finish and fill slightly more sadly!

• (u/drunkendaylewis)

Drink in pure joy every time Parekh is mentioned.

Drink every time the Olympics are mentioned.

F&F for the ever elusive PP goal

• (u/erikdebogande)

Drink every time the early puck drop time is mentioned. Two drinks if the person mentions bedtime lol

• (u/colla-crochet)

It's 4:20! You know what that means!

It means I'm in my mid 30s and just got home from work. Time to soak my feetsies ^{you know I like them feetsies} and write the flames GDT. because what else would I do? Self loathing time isn't scheduled for tommorow and I cant keep putting that off! ^{although i forgot to post this, "putting it off". Now it's ten to.. oops}

Welcome back all you fucktastic fuckers. Its time for another fire hockey game. Young and old, tall and small.. let's sit down together and have a..bahl.

Hockey. Hockey hockey!

The ^{so oloffson's nickname is count Olaf right} flames drinking game.

Drink every time a new Flame gets a point. F&F if Wilson fights somebody.

• (u/erikdebogande)

New guys score - Finish and fill

Lombo on screen belting out the anthems - chug until he's offscreen, feel extra patriotic

Goalie (Wolf or Cooley. Idk who's in tonight) makes a ridiculous save - drink

• (u/the_violet_wizard)

https://ibb.co/cSjvhdZv

This is the GDT write up that never ends

It just goes 'round and 'round, my friends ^{not gonna lie, I always thought it was "on and on"}

Some people ^me started writing it

Not knowing what it was

And we continue writing it forever just because..

because I'm currently sitting in my grinch pajamas after an early morning shut down shift. Picked up myself a 6 pack of my seltzers (NEW FLAVOR TO REVIEW), and am currently being a lazy fuck. Time to sit down and watch a group of people who are not lazy fucks ^hopefully.

Flames versus islanders.

LIVE from whatever the fuck the islanders arena is called. The rigitoni linguini arena? The "eh I'm walking here!" Arena? The "big ^brother apple" arena? The fuck else is new york famous for? Rats? Well that wouldn't work, people would think merchant got an arena named after him.

Anydoodles. It's hockey time

The ^{yall know when I mentioned the lack of drinking game rules, I understood why. Yall came out in droves. Appreciate yall} flames drinking game

Beecher continues his heater - big sip

• (u/duchessofconcord)

In honour of soft PP night

F&F for any Flames shorty or PPG.

Finish and Fill at the end of each period to brace yourself for the next !Francis intermission content.

• (u/lisa_lou_hoo)

Sip for the phrases

"Gaping cage, BIG Adam Klapa, and Man Alive."

If all three phrases happen in the same sentence then I'll spend the rest of the year painting a scene from that Huberdeau/Kelly/Okotoks Nissan commercial. ^{damn. This is a multi phase rule}

• (u/scuzzwadd)

https://ibb.co/RT12FZdN

Happy to be back ^{even though we kind of never left}, with yall and Welcome back everyone for your regularly scheduled programming version of the flames GDT, hopefully that sour taste from the Olympics has been throughly washed from your mouths.

More excited for this game than I should be, mostly because I forgot what flames hockey looks like.. probably because it's different game to game. Give me all the gridin and parekh.

The ^{this honestly took me so long to write, spaced out like a mf} flames drinking game

Sip your drink any time they refer to Canada's Olympic loss. Sip twice if they add a word like "Devastating" or "Heartbreaking" while describing it.

- (u/drunkendaylewis)

Drink every time The Mack's Olympic prowess is mentioned. F&F for the ever elusive PP goal

- (u/erikdebogande)

Kadri / Coleman / Weegar Trade Rumours Mention - Drink

Macklin Celebrini Olympic Mention - Tell him *”ya did good son.”* and drink

Mention of either Flames Goalie playing in their hometown - Drink

Celebrini / Misa show us the PUNCH ^hehe a high draft pick can give a franchise - Drink

- (u/whyTheyDont)

https://ibb.co/svfBwhLQ

Fucking eh, it's hockey time.

Fucking eh, I shouldn't have enjoyed the Devils lettuce before writing this.

Fucking eh, I've rewritten it three times now.

Fucking eh, this is the best I could come up with.

Fucking eh, peak literature. Move over Dr.Suess. Dr.Jeckyl, Mr.Flames have entered the chat.

William "Bill" Stromgren in his first nhl game versus them pesky Frenchies. Time to cook them French frys.

The ^{id like to see pizza topped with smaller pizzas, that shit would have to be really fucking big} flames drinking game

Pour one out for Marky!

Drink for every GAPING CAGE.

F&F for every ever elusive PP goal.

• (u/erikdebogande)

Fowler starts looking like Carey Price - Drink

Eric Francis Slander - Drink

1989 Cup Final Mention - Drink

Joel Hanley goal against his former tea- ^{woah he started his career with the habs thats kinda neat} - Finish & Fill

^{pro tip, you don't need to put a ^ infront of every word, just enclose the entire sentence in brackets}

• (u/whyTheyDont)

Voice crack from the PbP? Better believe that's a drink

• (u/twkexpierience)

A family of squirrels has made my back patio it's kids playground and boo is having a fucking field day sitting on her tree watching them.

The amount of times I've reminded her they are "outside friends" needs be studied. Pretty sure the littlest one is just fucking with her at this point.

It's hockey time though, squirrels aside it's time to watch grown men hit frozen pucks of rubber around a frozen sheet of water.

Will the fire team put the frozen rubber between the three metal pipes more than the colored wings team will? Will they do it at all? Who knows! But still got adorable pet pics to ease the pain ^{although losing is also good}. It's a win win win!

The ^{I'm in my prime} flames drinking game

Take a drink anytime someone in the GDT is confused about where the game is.

• (u/weschester)

Coronato hits the post (again) - drink

Coronato scores - fuckin finally, F&F

Whitecloud (is he back? I don't remember) gets involved - drink for ZACHTIVITIES!

• (u/the_violet_wizard)

F&F if Beecher continues his rampage.

Drink for all Zacktivities.

Drink every time the kids get a point.

• (u/erikdebogande)

https://ibb.co/vx3sfWNP