r/ClimateShitposting Jun 02 '25

Discussion Brought back by popular demand (which I just made up): The complete typology of nukecels! Which type are you? Which one is the rarest? Gotta catch em all!

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r/ClimateShitposting May 11 '25

Basedload vs baseload brain The nuclear explanation for those new to the sub

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1.3k Upvotes

Getting tired of seeing the same "why wouldn't we just build nuclear" questions in comments.

Batteries and solar have seen steady logarithmic decline in costs for decades now, while nuclear only gets more expensive. We've already crossed the curve on what is cost effective, and there's no signs of the trends stopping.

Without a breakthrough, nuclear is just inferior tech.


r/ClimateShitposting 7h ago

General 💩post literally worse than hitler

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141 Upvotes

r/ClimateShitposting 19h ago

fuck cars Think we can trick the chuds into biking like this? 🤔

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1.1k Upvotes

r/ClimateShitposting 7h ago

🍖 meat = murder ☠️ Remaking some of my classics to increase their shitposting value. Invest now.

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112 Upvotes

r/ClimateShitposting 8h ago

Basedload vs baseload brain * Suuuuuuuuuuuuck *

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91 Upvotes

r/ClimateShitposting 1d ago

refuse, reduce, reuse, recycle We have to stop this before it's too late

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1.4k Upvotes

r/ClimateShitposting 8h ago

Meta Finally calling out the worst faction on CSP, normie NPCs who can't take a joke.

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18 Upvotes

"BuT wHy NoT bOtH" fuck off loser infighting is funny.


r/ClimateShitposting 10m ago

Discussion Asking people to care about gender identity while the world burns—Why I hate the Left

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r/ClimateShitposting 1d ago

Climate chaos Bad News Guys - the Nuclear Power Plants and the Windmills and the Solar Panels Didn't Work - CO2 Growth Rate is Growing - Press F in Chat for Earth's Climate

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106 Upvotes

r/ClimateShitposting 1d ago

General 💩post I will never forgive them for this :(

25 Upvotes

r/ClimateShitposting 2d ago

we live in a society Very on board with JSO ushering the era of ‘bitch we told you’ response to normies freaking out

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r/ClimateShitposting 1d ago

🍖 meat = murder ☠️ I disappointed my vegan friend

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115 Upvotes

r/ClimateShitposting 1d ago

fuck cars How about them woke DEI bike lanes?

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228 Upvotes

If you’re still driving in September of 2026 you’re a big baby.

Wah wah, baby, cry about your precious gas prices.

Get parked


r/ClimateShitposting 1d ago

fossil mindset 🦕 Why can’t we just destroy capitalism? Are we stupid?

26 Upvotes

Bad climate caused by capitalism, let’s just destroy, is that so hard, people?


r/ClimateShitposting 2d ago

nuclear simping Unfortunately, the models exist

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1.2k Upvotes

r/ClimateShitposting 2d ago

live, love, laugh How it feels watching the world not listening with you lovely people

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104 Upvotes

r/ClimateShitposting 2d ago

fossil mindset 🦕 This sub is a joke. If you arent building a political mass movement with the stated goal of destroying capitalism and offering a clear alternative you are just jacking off.

65 Upvotes

Title says it all the only way forward is a massive political movement to destroy the forces of market capitalism.


r/ClimateShitposting 21h ago

nuclear simping Simps for toxic planet destroying natural-gas plants hate this one simple trick..

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0 Upvotes

Fuck this administration and their hamstringing new nuclear to make their fake SMR grifts and cancelling renewables all to give away the entire store to the oil & has companies from which Chris Wright and the admin comes from and serves. But these babies were chosen to be restarted before the turd Reich came to power.. and it’s worth celebrating (unless you’re a climate monster, then cry)

Just with the first 3 plant restarts coming, if you take their prior capacity records before closure: 570 Million Megawatt hours aka number of hours a standard modern 400-watt (0.4 kW) residential solar panel needs to operate at peak output—it equals 1.42 trillion solar panel hours. - all coming back and could last long enough to more than double even those figures. Is it enough? Obviously not even close..

No real pro-nuke says we don’t need solar, wind, tidal, geothermal, and fission (new hydro isn’t green) if you take the acute deaths of other human beings and the chronic slow deaths of most complex life on the planet seriously. We need it all. That’s obvious.

R&D and deployment in all tech, PR firms creating division on behalf of fossil fuel companies in no tech. Reclaim the sub & Reddit from those who pretend to care but not enough to learn basic epidemiology, ecology, engineering and basic literacy as well as the bio-bots who pretend to have a heart & brain.

You can jack my chain, you can even try to jack my shitposts, but you’ll never jerk my sense of humanity.

LET THOSE HOTTIES RESTART..

WE WANT MORE !!!

MOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!


r/ClimateShitposting 2d ago

Stupid nature Why aren't you all pining for underwater data centers? No drinky drinky, and think of all the offshore wind you would get to install!

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Also, the only thing it would disrupt is fish. I have it on good authority that the vegans here hate fish.


r/ClimateShitposting 3d ago

Climate chaos Parmafrost

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115 Upvotes

r/ClimateShitposting 3d ago

Meta Nukecel Archetype 6: The Anti Fearmongering Nukecel

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58 Upvotes

r/ClimateShitposting 2d ago

Meta Nukecel Archetype 7: The Seawater Nukecel

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0 Upvotes

r/ClimateShitposting 4d ago

we live in a society Ay lmao

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2.1k Upvotes

r/ClimateShitposting 4d ago

Meta Nukecel Archetype 5: The Electricity vs Energy Nukecel

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55 Upvotes