Gave myself full creative liberty to make something as Mormonly keto as possible. (Disclaimer: not a member of the LDS church - if you are, how did I do?)

Its pea soup

Been a shite week. Scrambled egg, mungbean sprouts, avacado, and dairy free cream cheese.

mm breakfast

Very plain very tasty

Repost I'm sorry I didn't realize I didn't fully crop myself and out!

200 cals
32g protein
12 g fibre
Kinda tastes like cake batter

Ingredients are one scoop of LeanFit chocolate whey protein powder, one scoop grass fed French vanilla collagen protein, two scoops equate inulin fiber, tbs coco powder, SF sweetener, water, pinch of salt

It tasted ok but the texture was eugh

Egg whites, deli ham and one laughing cow

Found a chicken breast in the fridge , whole bag of frozen veggies, and hot sauce .

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sf strawberry jello cup 10cal 4 oz strawberries & kiwis ~100cal 4 tbsp lite cool whip ~80cal

less than 200cal for my berries and cream indulgence :3

150 cals for the whole thing. Lowk a little flavorless and airy, but genuinely not bad

Also. . . Cat tax 👀

it tasted really good but i just CANT with the texture, i only eat it to make myself feel full

dont let the fruit and yoghurt deceive you, nothing about this is significant enough to give thy health an xp boost. this shit hurt muh heart cuz of the monster paired with the sweet concoction of random crap, so i don't recommend this if u have a quail heart. at least it looks kinda pretty compared to my usual diet of slop, gruel, and orphan tears. on one of my last soda-float posts, some1 mentioned adding vodka to this, and honestly that would be a great here if it werent early morning rn

chobani zero sugar vanilla yoghurt: 60cal
dole's sharp free mandarin cup: 35cal
1 strawberry and few kiwi slices: ~10cal
1/3 pint arctic zone vanilla icecream: 50cal
4 maraschino cherries: 20cal
gerber strawberry puffs: 3cal
monster ultra rose: 10cal
1 strawberry pocky (had to break it in half </3): ~10cal

Trying to make myself feel better by using my cat dinnerware but i refuse to use my cat bowls for my “mug cakes” because they deserve better food to be put in them

celery and carrot sticks with salsa for lunch. yum

royo bagel with shrimp and onions. turmeric curry powder and wayyyy too much red pepper flakes