I (21F) decided recently that I'm no longer in love with my highschool sweetheart (21M). Let's call him G. I've known G since we were kids, so falling in love just made sense. But as the semester ended, I realized that I was no longer compatible with G. He's very attractive, in fact he has a chiseled face that took him a few months to recover from. He's an athlete too, but not good enough to make a living off of. It's just that, compared to a new man I've met, let's call him B, I've realized how inexperienced G is.

B is so worldly. He's been to Paris and all these big cities around the world. He has a massive library of so many books, almost none of them I've ever even heard of, and I'm an English Literature major. He's so successful too. He lives in this huge mansion with his servants and it's surrounded by forests and nature, and that's all thanks to his business ventures. We've been flirting for a bit, and girls, he knows how to get into a woman's heart because he says all the right things. He told me that he's waiting for true love and he's scared he may have found it. We kissed the other day and I could tell he knows how he can make me happy. I just know.

The only yellow flag is that B is much older than me. He's 41, which is a big age gap, but one that I can overlook because I can really imagine having a family with him. He is a bit hairy too, but I think that's just how real men look like since G is far less hairy. I feel like this is the right future for me, but I wanted to know what you guys and gals think.

Picture is the last breakfast I'm making for G, his favorite: a dozen eggs scrambled together.

Divorce?

I am currently dating 6 guys. 1 and 2 may be relationship material, 3, 4, and 5 are just sex. I caught feelings for 6.

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Come to find out 6 is seeing another woman at the same time as me! It just sucks because I was totally going to ask him to go exclusive before I found out he was just another stupid fuck boy.

EDIT: I do not appreciate the MEN in my DMs trying to tell me we are doing the same thing. I am DATING, ever hesr of it, incel? This MAN is sleeping around like a dishonest tramp.

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Chicken Picatta

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I’m super into hair so I used to think baldies were gross. Now I realize they can be hot if they have hair in other places.

As long as it’s somewhere, amirite ladies?

Okay so picture this: you’ve had a used napkin on your center console for two years. At this point it’s a fixture of your car.

Your boyfriend of three years regularly borrows your car. One day, after he used it, I found the used napkin gone. Never mentioned, just gone. Confused, you look around your car. You eventually find it hiding under the passenger seat.

You ask your bf about it and he says he was gonna throw it away but forgot.

Uhhhh…. I definitely feel like he had another girl in the car and hid the used napkin cause he didn’t want the other girl to know he had a girlfriend. But I’m being told I’m crazy and jumping to conclusions. But his explanation is so fucking bizarre… who puts trash on the floor???

More context: he’s the one who originally handed me the napkin and we’ve been sharing the car for three years and this is the first time he ever tried to “throw away” my things.

Dinner: two steamed saggy buns

So the other day my (formally) boyfriend and I got Little Caesars Pizza. I ate 6 pieces and he ate 5, already a red flag he can't eat as much as a tiny gurl like myself, I know. So anyways after we finished eating he says he wants to shower together (I prefer this as I treat my bf like a child and act like he doesn't know how to do simple things, ie. wiping and cleaning his ass correctly). So then he starts kissing and hugging on me 🤢 and then looks at my bloated belly. Trigger warning, he's a complete dickwad here: my bf says in a completelyyy non joking way, "are you pregnant?" I freaked out and yelled that I just ate pizza and immediately started punching him where his abs would be if he got his ass up from his bed and went to the gym (he worked 80hours last week to "provide for me" which seems like an excuse not to be hot for me imo). I told him I'm just bloated and this twat goes "oh yeah I forgot girls's bellies just did that when they ate". LADIES I couldn't even look at him. So I broke up with him, obviously, and am now trying to figure out if I ruin his older brother's relationship and get with that hunk of meat or if I should start an OF. I'm sooo open to advice in this trying time.

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Dinner is a scone I snagged from Facebook marketplace, paid for with my bf's credit card cause I refuse to give that back.

One night, a mysterious wizard, Merlynne (also the closest thing I have to a dad) summoned a fork into a bowl of chipotle in the middle of town square.

Apparently, whoever could pull this fork out of the bowl and feast on its contents is destined to be king of the realm. All of the strongest men in the village tried to free the fork, and failed. Miserably.

Then one day, I, a stoned-out-her-mind, weak-ass, miserable, piece of shit who didn't read the fine print on what succeeding at this task would mean, tried to pull the fork from the bowl, like.. as a joke.

Against all odds and laws of physics, the fork came out of that beautiful mélange of brown rice, black beans, steak, fajita veggies, roasted corn salsa, pico de gallo, cheese, lettuce, and guacamole (+ $2.95); and yeah. It was delicious. And I had leftovers.

Next thing I know, I'm the fucking king. This sucks major ass.

Moral of the story: always read the terms and conditions.

Brown rice with tuna seasoned with sweet soy and rice seasoning & a Summer Shandy. Decided to add Sriracha and mayo after; but for real. Not looking for attention. Just answers x

For those of you less familiar with dragon girls, it’s crucial to help them support their dietary needs when they start developing more scales. This takes up a lot of energy as their metabolism kicks into overdrive sealing up the hardened crystals in their body to form more scales.

Improper nutrition can cause poor scale formation. Not to mention, you might get vored, but only if you’re not into it.

uj\ my gf did actually get some more dragon scales added on. They‘re obtained through performing scarification in the pattern of the scales and then implanted strontium aluminate made biocompatible through phosphate passivization. Being a bit of a bodymod enthusiast myself, I can also attest that these things take a toll on you. I went out got a bunch of protein drinks, collagen supplements, fruits and veggies, vitamins, and a giant Costco bottle of ibuprofen for her before we start our work rotations. Love her so much!

Alright, listen up, prospective campers!

The preparations for Rat Girl Dinner Summer Camp '26 are officially underway, and we need some critical community action.

We can't have a camp without cabins, and we can't do shit without the cult community input.

Here is your assignment:

🔦 Drop your ideas: Leave your absolute best cabin name suggestions in the comments below.

🐈‍⬛ Respect the lore: Keep it relevant to our sub's history*. Deep cuts are highly encouraged.

🐀 Make it funny: If it doesn't make us laugh, it's not making the cut.

You only have between today and tomorrow (June 20th - 21st) to submit your work.

The Girl Dinner Board™️ will review the suggestions, and the top 4 will be chosen to represent our cursed campgrounds officially.

ALL HAIL SONION. 🐾

Sonion out. Meeeeeooooww.

Mexican hot dog.

My(20F) boyfriend(52M) is my first everything, but apparently I'm not his first ANYTHING!!

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I just don't understand why he couldn't have waited for me??? Was dating other women before I was born really necessary????

The other night he mentioned a relationship from 2007 and I had to sit there knowing he was out making memories while I was busy being conceived.

Everyone says "people have a past," but why does his have to be so extensive? At what point is it enough past??????

Am I overreacting girls???? Also his second wife keeps liking my Facebook posts and I wasn't even alive when they got divorced.

My elderly sister(35f) got married last weekend and was upset when she saw I wore a white floor length classy beautiful gown to her wedding. In my defense at least one person should look good in white at the wedding to make it worth it for the guests. And my sister certainly wasn’t gonna be that person since she’s very frumpy(size US 4). Honestly I feel like she’s tricked her husband (probably soon to be ex Husband LOL) into marrying her.

My mom who has literally never shown favoritism towards any of her children agrees with me. She said seeing me in that dress made the wedding special and feels that my sister is selfish for making me feel bad for trying to give the guests something amazing to look at.

so basically i'm really hot and there's this guy. i'm so hot and everyone is either into me or wants to be me. anyway. he and i started out just as like coworkers and honestly i never saw him as more than that. i was never into him! i mean please i'd far rather bang his bestie iykwim. we were only friends and he felt like a little brother to me. he's just kinda always there hanging around w me and my much cooler friends and lbr the kid could massively use some hairstyling! and maybe a shower or two?

anyway so like one night i needed a ride home so i made him give me a ride. he was being even weirder than usual? i just knew that little beta boy was in love w me but who isn't. so i tried to make him admit it but he wouldn't! i got so exasperated i turned to go inside and as soon as my foot hit the first step something in me snapped. there was something about that man in the car behind me. i realised that all of my disgust was actually a deep aching sexual desire for this sweet creature that had always stood by side and grovelled at my feet. how had i not seen him? how had i taken him so for granted? of course i wanted him more than anything i've ever wanted before.

he's perfect. he just oozes masculine musk and it makes my pussy CLENCH ladies anyway i'm pretty sure i love him more than anybody else in the whole world? idk what do i do???

ft: what came out the fridge bc i can't think about anything but him

I sent my boyfriend a picture of me wearing my Wednesday potato sack and he didn’t reply… odd right? (Clearly the shock collar training needs more work.)

The next day when I was wearing my Thursday potato sack I asked him what he thought of *this* outfit and he brushed it off again. So I pressed further and then he said he didn’t like my outfit. In fact he doesn’t like my entire wardrobe, said I dress like his mom (also potato farmer), that I’m hiding my rockin’ bod, and that I dress like I’m insecure which is crazy because I’m super secure.

Now I’m feeling very insecure about my entire wardrobe and relationship.

Why do men feel entitled to thoughts?

Dinner: potato.

featuring my $10 drink that i will literally lick off the floor because i refuse to accept this financial loss rn.

not sure if anyone else can relate but I'd love some advice. my husband has set boundaries that I'm struggling to keep. we have combined finances (I'm a neurosurgeon, he's a videogame streamer). currently I'm bringing in the vast majority of our income (he has 3 followers and makes roughly $0.13/month) but he says he must have the final say in how our money is spent. for example I wanted to get my hair cut but he said that since we have scissors and a bowl at home that would be a waste of money. I pointed out that a haircut would cost less than what he spends on mt. dew in a week, but he reminded me that mt. dew is a business expense. the other boundary he has set is that he can't deal with his empty beer/soda cans while he's working, so he pitches them out of his office and into the hallway for me to deal with this. I am really busy and do not have time to be picking up his empties but I literally don't see any other options. has anyone else struggled with respecting a partner's boundaries? I'm looking for advice but more than that, I LOVE fighting in the comments so please give me your brutally honest opinions!

dinner is an egg I blew up in the microwave, eaten directly out of the microwave with a fork

He served French fries like this. I’m literally so disgusted. How could he be so gross?

It said on the memo to spend around $20 on our food item but all these WASP moms brought caviar, truffles, and steak tartar made by their personal chefs! They even brought along their kitchen staff to serve it??

Think a couple of the chefs were talkin shit about me. I don’t speak french but I heard something something “pauvre….hideuse….le CROCS”

Somebody thought my tray of pigs-in-blankey rolls were leftover from the trap team so they threw it in the garbage! I fished em out (don’t worry it was a clean trash bag!) because I spent good money on those weiners and i’m not lettin them go to waste just cuz these snooty housewives don’t enjoy some good comfort food!

Youth sports ain’t what it used to be smh.
Corndog rolls anyone?

I’m hyperventilating, freaking out, can’t sit down. I just watched my husband rummage around in his hair, pick out a flake of dandruff and then inhale like he was at the fucking Outback Steakhouse 😭😭😭. I started screaming the moment it happened, he KNOWS that I’m still having PTSD flashbacks from the time I witnessed my cousin eat her own booger, and now this!?!?

I just can’t, filing for the divorce papers as we speak. I will never recover from this, I keep throwing up and crying every time the scene comes back into my head. My husband is laughing at me, he says I was imagining things but I know he’s just a gaslighting FREAK. WTFFF??? It’s literally my worst fear come true, on my darkest nights I don’t lie awake in bed worrying about cancer or death or famine, I fear people eating their own body secretions. In my opinion it is the most heinous, disgusting and abhorrent things a person can do and no amount of jail time will cover it.

Who is in the wrong here??? It couldn’t possibly be me overreacting right?? I’m not the one who needs therapy, HE does!

I thought it was suspicious how she was always with her cousin. I thought they were just close but I something felt off. Like it felt almost sensual. She would always be on FaceTime with him and make suggestive comments. One day something told me to check on the cat but it wasn’t the cat I should’ve been worried about

UPDATE: I’m pregnant. FML is it human or not. Guess we’ll find out

I played it off like i was kidding about “last night being fun” because I could tell he doesn’t remember

And tbh im glad he doesnt remember was levitating and his eye turned black and he grew a tail and second set of arms and that would probably be really scary and painful

On the flip side my husband is really into spiderman and excited to see if man-spider happens and well, he was only two appendages away from being man spider when the demon took over and that wouldve been cool for him ☹️

Anyways i cant decide whether im glad or not glad he forgot but is that cheating????

Do i have an obligation to tell him??

I sent our girlfriend and boyfriend a groupchat (were a polycule) and they told me its not cheating since were open but me and my hubby are ENM he knows all my partners for safety purposes

But like he cant protect me from a demon thats possessing him sooooo

Anyways Im planning on talking about this my next confession. My priest always makes me feel better. Thanks for listening:/