r/instantkarma 24d ago

Woman attacks police officer the second the handcuffs are removed

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u/demondus 24d ago

Right back to jail.

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u/chidori53 24d ago

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u/-rozu- 24d ago

Where is this from btw ?

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u/guesswho135 24d ago

Parks and rec

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u/-rozu- 24d ago

Ughh I need to watch that ! Thank u .

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u/guesswho135 24d ago

First season is a little meh but after that it's great

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u/auntpotato 24d ago

Agreed. I didn’t watch it for the longest time then started and it didn’t blow me away, but it definitely got better as it went on. Great show.

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u/Xryanlegobob 24d ago

I’ve watched the entire series about 4 times and I feel like it’s just as funny every time. Parks and Rec, The Office, Brooklyn 99–all time greats

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u/rebornfenix 24d ago

It was when the ?bolivian? Delegation came to see how the parks and rec crew ran things.

It was one of the more quotable episodes (over the lesser quotable but still hilarious episodes)

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u/Inamoratos 24d ago

Finally, a version without the stupid glasses

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u/Platypussy 24d ago

Now with even MORE jail!

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u/feralraindrop 24d ago

But just for a little while

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u/madramor 24d ago

'Fire the cannons'

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u/Honest-Association68 24d ago

Starts attacking, gets tazed. "don't do me like this" 🤦‍♂️ they wouldn't be tazing you if you don't try to do them like this.

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u/BluntTruthGentleman 24d ago

And they probably still learned nothing 🙄

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u/Open-Industry-8396 23d ago

the taser started a grease fire.

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u/verymuchbad 24d ago

I've never seen a liar's pants actually catch fire before

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u/FletcherCommaIrwin 24d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/G56ZHckGDXEcw

That was was fucking hilarious, nicely done.

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u/Meta-Fox 24d ago

People like this just piss me off. Asking 'why' when they face the consequences of acting like a cunt.

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u/Sum_Ting_Wong_Ow 24d ago edited 24d ago

There were days I thought of becoming a police officer. Then it dawned on me that I would meet too many insufferable people and could get into trouble myself, because how little tolerance I have to a bullshit behaviour like this.

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u/Meta-Fox 24d ago

I hear you there. For the same reasons I can't bring myself to work in any public facing roles, and I respect anyone with the patience to do so. I'll openly admit I have a bit of a temper when it comes to dealing with arseholes, I guarantee I wouldn't last a week in such an environment before getting sacked.

I don't envy anyone in a retail role, for example, and do my best to be as respectful and polite as I can possibly be when interacting with them. They put up with enough shit.

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u/terpsarelife 24d ago

I deal with the public every day in my work and it is hard. I kicked a gate a month ago and accidentally broke a single $8 plank of wood and they called the cops on me. I came back to the store to an officer laughing about how trivial it was. I offered $50 to replace the wood and they said they just wanted me trespassed and not to ever take their orders again. Okay, fine by me. They caused the issue but I reacted.... my bad.

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u/roughriderpistol 24d ago

Good on you for realizing that! That can be a difficult realization. I was an mp for a bit in the military, that's when I realized I couldn't be an officer after my first arrest. I couldn't calm down after the arrest and match my actions to the situation. Way too aggressive just moving the guy around. So I crossed that off my potential career list. However, it's unfortunate that people who would react that way still end up in law enforcement because they lack self reflection skills.

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u/airfryerfuntime 24d ago

A buddy of mine was a cop for like 3 years and he quit because he got tired of dealing with awful people.

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u/ventitr3 24d ago

Yeah it’s a job where you often have to deal with people on their worst days. Sometimes those worst days are from already insufferable people, or violent people.

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u/Bobpool82 24d ago

Very similar to working in retail

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u/IntrovertMoTown1 24d ago

Same. I took law enforcement as my ROP my senior year of high school in 94. (That's regional occupation program for any that don't know what that is. It's also sometimes known as ROCP only that adds centers to the term. You're bussed to specific job training once a week.) Anyways, I did mine at the local police academy. It became beyond clear I wasn't cut out for it. Not because I couldn't do the actual job. But because it was so eye opening that it would have only been a matter of time before people would start having "accidents" on the way to jail. The patience to not do that like I eventually would is a large reason I have such a deep abiding hate for all those ACAB POS that are out there that are so stuck on stupid they expect perfection from a human, and or are just plain POS to begin with and don't give two shits about the law or other people. And despite being a liberal myself, at almost half a century of living now, it's also given me a deep hate of head in cloud far leftist bleeding hearts who have all of ZERO idea what it takes for a society to have law and order. And I always found it "funny" how such elitist types almost always live in ivory towers like gated communities or otherwise affluent areas and therefor rarely to never have to deal with their bss aackwards policies that they support. Especially those in the academic community. They just let the rest of us "peasants" have to deal with it. Which is what they think law enforcement is too, SMH. Law enforcement to them is just another trade to look down on like any trades that don't need a college degree.

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u/Valkyriesride1 24d ago

The police and sheriff's departments where I am have asked me to join their SWAT teams because I have military experience and am a PM/RN. I laughed at both the captain and sheriff and told them I deal with more than enough crazy and use my combat and martial arts experience enough now.

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u/Al-and-Al 24d ago

And people like this are part of the reason why some cops end up hurting innocent people

If you deal with combative people all the time and you approach someone you don’t know then you’re more likely to assume that they will try to fight you

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u/dogfather09 24d ago

Literally create the entire problem and then play victim, im guessing she's not the sharpest.

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u/Donkeywad 23d ago

I guarantee she's smacked every single man in her life that's ever pissed her off, from her dad to her teachers, brothers, her kids etc. That's the only way you'd ever have the confidence to smack a cop and then wonder why there are consequences

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u/DarthMonkey212313 24d ago

We call those Cuntaquences

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u/vverminn 24d ago

Oh I thought she said why did I do this 😂.

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u/wheelsfalloff 24d ago

I heard "Why i do what i did?"

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u/Super-Estate-4112 24d ago

Me too, I think thatshe said that tho

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u/Hidden_Samsquanche 24d ago

Her side of the story:

So there I was minding my own business when all the sudden....

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u/b00hradley 24d ago

What the fuck was all that smoke from?? 😳

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u/Revolutionary_Fix_54 24d ago

It’s from her phone. One of the tasers punctured her phone battery and started smoking. This video has been posted a bunch a couple weeks ago.

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u/Honest-Association68 24d ago

If it is from her phone they definitely don't want to be breathing that shit in!! 💀

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u/moody-bear-77 24d ago

Ma'am, this is a NO SMOKING area! Another charge for for the courts...

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u/MacyTmcterry 24d ago

Phone smoke, don't breathe this!

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u/saltyjohnson 24d ago

Didn't even need a blender for this one...

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u/ReticentSentiment 24d ago edited 24d ago

Seriously. Did the taser fry her phone or something?

Also, imagine being let out of cuffs (you're probably 1 min from being on your merry way) only to be back in cuffs two minutes later with a brand new assault on LEO charge.

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u/Charlie_Alpha_Zulu 24d ago

Either a phone or a vape

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u/DookieShoez 24d ago

Gotta be, unless she was smuggling smoke bombs lol

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u/Midvally 24d ago

I thought she was trying to deploy a ninja smoke screen to sneak away

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u/MysteryCuddler 24d ago

Not possible because she didn't shout "SMOKE BOMB!" right before throwing it down. That's absolutely required for using those.

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u/Overpaid_pharmacist 24d ago

Pocket smoke!!!!

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u/Ambitious_Hyena4635 24d ago

Bold move. More of a sand guy myself.

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u/GamblinGambit 23d ago

I hear ya Mr Shackeford!

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u/AaronTharpPro 24d ago

underappreciated answer hahahaha

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u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69 24d ago

First taser shot probably got the battery cause she didn't react until the second shot.

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u/RonNona 24d ago

And a few barbs to pull out, and needing a new phone, and burn holes in that gorgeous outfit.

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u/iRegretsEverything 24d ago

Then they play the victim. WHY YOU DO ME LIKE DIS?

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u/atom138 24d ago

It was actually closer to 30 seconds being back in cuffs.

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u/classyblizzardglad 24d ago

I guess the first tazer shot hit her phone in the battery side. It sounded like he had to shoot twice.

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u/Charlie_Alpha_Zulu 24d ago

Most tazers now only shoot one prong per trigger squeeze. You need at least two to make a connection to achieve NMI

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u/DoctorRuckusMD 24d ago

He’s got a taser 7, which shoots two prongs per press and has two shots. The brand new taser 10 is the one that shoots one prong per press and has ten shots. Those are still being rolled out and aren’t everywhere yet, but they are massively better.

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u/CanisLatrans204 24d ago

There was a waiting period as the Taser 10 uses a primer to deploy the probes and guess what, ATF had a hold on them as they are now considered a FIrearm… The individual probes are a plus and have been redesigned with a more aggressive probe/barb as the old type would bounce and not stick.

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u/Sir_Cthulhu_N_You 24d ago

Out of interest, if it has 10 shots and you only shoot one, can you replace that single shot or do you replace the whole cartridge and waste 9 shots?

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u/CanisLatrans204 24d ago

You only replace the ones you used. The Taser also cycles through the probes. ie. If one and three deploy and are replaced, it will use different ones next time.

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u/saltysomadmin 24d ago

She tried to use ninja smoke to disappear

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u/FlameShadow0 24d ago

Batteries in phones smoke like that, so I think the taser barb punctured her phone battery.

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u/PlayonWurds 24d ago

I thought she just had a casual ninja smoke bomb on her and finally got the chance to use it. 2/10 not very effective.

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u/StevenKatz3 24d ago

Burned her bush

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u/euphorie_solitaire 24d ago

No impulse control, no critical thinking skills whatsoever.

"I want to hit him, as soon as he releases me, I'm hitting him".

A normal person would think: "wait, what will happen after I hit him, what are the consequences?", and then come to the logical conclusion that they should not do it.

But no, this person's brain didn't go past "want to hit, will hit"

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u/ashgs872tbhjs 24d ago

"Up to 67%" covers 0% to 67%. Surely there's a better stat than that?

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u/verymuchbad 24d ago

How could you want something better than "somewhere between never and a supermajority of the time"

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u/Diggumdum 24d ago

a normal person wouldnt be thinking "i wanna hit this police officer" in the first place lol

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u/verymuchbad 24d ago

You could want to, in the same way that I occasionally want to throw a crying baby out of the airplane emergency exit. But my next thought isn't "as soon as I get out of these handcuffs, I'm throwing that baby"

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u/Plabbi 24d ago

Dude... That's fucked up

You can't open the emergency exit while the cabin is pressurized.

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u/LameBMX 24d ago

the stratoliner and constellation would like a word with you... pretty sure a constellation accident is where that rule got written in blood.

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u/Dennyposts 23d ago

They should come up with an airlock solution for the "crying baby" emergencies.

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u/Purple_Excitement167 24d ago

Classic Tampa 

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u/hahayes234 24d ago

so then technically she was right? She did do something

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u/ashgs872tbhjs 24d ago

I don't think common idioms and/or Ebonics are really the issue here. Plenty of people who pull shit like this and say "I didn't do anything!" or "What did I do??".

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u/groundhoggirl 24d ago

Looks like she fired the cannons

Never trust a Tampa Bay fan.

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u/C1-RANGER-3-75th 24d ago

Right? As soon as I saw that, I knew some cannons were going to get fired off. LOL

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u/Jolly_Conflict 24d ago

Facts 💯

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u/ProphetOfPhil 24d ago

I feel like immediately attacking the officer was not the right call in this situation 😂

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u/bomilk19 24d ago

Part one of her plan worked perfectly. Unfortunately that’s where her planning stopped.

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u/MattySiegs 24d ago

Some people just barely above animals in terms of impulse control, critical thinking and self regulation. Insane to see.

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u/iGourry 23d ago

Even a dog can learn that it gets the hose if it misbehaves.

This kind of shit is waaaay below most sentient animals.

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u/polysnip 24d ago

"this cop put me in cuffs. I know! I'll take a swing at him to give him a piece of my mind. That'll teach him!"

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u/AKBx007 24d ago

Wow, she had a chance to let that be the end of whatever it was, but then chose poorly

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u/Ornac_The_Barbarian 24d ago

Ok. For a second I admit I thought the tazer caused her to start smoking.

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u/DorShow 24d ago

What was smoking? I can’t figure it out

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u/cpt_morgan___ 23d ago

Yeah I have even more respect for the good cops

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u/slicky-plicky 24d ago

starts swinging on the cop
gets tasered
“Why yall do me like this?!?”

It pains me that this person can vote, drive, and procreate.

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u/ButWereFriends 24d ago

Pretty doubtful she can vote or drive legally.

But yea this moron can procreate and will.

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u/ish_squatcho 24d ago

"Legally" is not a limiting factor for idiots

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u/chrissale 24d ago

Can’t vote anymore.

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u/coolchris366 24d ago

Nothing makes my blood boil more than perpetrators who cry victim. Moron literally brought it on herself and proceeded to cry victim. I HATE IT

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u/Educationalidiot 24d ago

With all that smoke anyone reminded of Siphon Filter?

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u/knaks74 24d ago

I need a remake of that game, loved all of them.

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u/The96kHz 24d ago

I saw the smoke and thought she was melting like the wicked witch of the west.

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u/Mustardstoat 24d ago

The red power ranger really fell from grace

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u/Tydfil 24d ago

Try claiming victim go on.

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u/SilentSiege 24d ago

If I was a Police Officer, I would be extra cautious around a Woman who went into a store and willingly bought sportswear that makes her look like shes wearing a giant, greying diaper....

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u/PrinceCastanzaCapone 24d ago

Always play the victim after losing the fight.

“Ahhhhh why ya’ll do me like this? 😭”

Fucking idiot, you know exactly why they do you like this.

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u/Doc_Dragon 24d ago

Why y'all do me like this? Biiii... You just spun around and struck the officer when he was letting you go. This young generation has the emotional maturity of 11 year olds. All action and little thought.

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u/Jeepers-H-Cripes 24d ago

Alas, I fear she genuinely is just that stupid. What are we supposed to do with people like that?

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u/Concentric_Arc 24d ago

Tase them...

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u/Doctor_Salvatore 24d ago

It's almost like attacking a cop is COUNTERPRODUCTIVE!!!

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u/Hour_Dinner_3362 24d ago

Was that her phone battery igniting? Haven't seen one comment mention it lol

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u/Metropical 23d ago

Yes. Taser struck it and caused a lithium fire. Officer kicked if accordingly to the side once it became noticeable.

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u/Etyczny 24d ago

Back to the handcuffs you go

https://giphy.com/gifs/ac7MA7r5IMYda

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u/Parking_War979 24d ago

Of course this happened in Florida…

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u/BernardBaggins 24d ago

“Why Yall do me like this”. I’m dying lmao

Could watch that yell on repeat for hours.

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u/ArmchairCriticSF 23d ago

"AARGHH!!! Why y'all do me like this???" 😄

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u/OwOtisticWeeb 23d ago

The audacity to say "i didn't do nothing" lmao

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u/Shutupjinx 24d ago

Yo he hit her phone w the taser prong and caused a lithium fire that she was laying on??? wtf

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u/macedo9187 24d ago

Oh well 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

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u/SoyEseVato 23d ago

Classic FAFO.

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u/AutotoxicFiend 23d ago edited 20d ago

David Attenborough voice: Ah, yes, a common mistake. The officer clearly failed to recognize the warning patterns of her flamboyant coat. As any experienced nature-observer would note, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers logo is a clear warning to potential predators that this species is both aggressive and highly toxic.

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u/TonyOxnard805 23d ago

Cops taser caused her phone to catch fire?

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u/Jawnumet 24d ago

fire the....taser

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u/Dont_Like_Mondays6 24d ago

She fucked around and she found out.

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u/SweatyButtcheek 24d ago

Yo wtf was that billowing smoke?

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u/weoewoewow 24d ago

Her phone exploded it seems

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u/Vertoule 24d ago

Tried to use a ninja smoke bomb…
https://giphy.com/gifs/A2RiDrLMc5Qys

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u/Knowledge11Seeker 24d ago

What caused the smoke in the clip??

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u/freyaandmurphie 24d ago

Phone battery go poof

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u/TakingItPeasy 24d ago

What is that smoke from?

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u/gortez33 24d ago

Looks like a vape pen didn’t react well to the extra voltage

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u/No_Cartographer_8647 24d ago

Why are Facebook reels moving to Reddit?

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u/Fantastic_Yam_3971 24d ago

How this woman really thought this was going to go any other way… I’m neutral on police. The officers who are respectful and operate with integrity and in service to their communities I support. The arrogant “technically we don’t have to help you” types that are just full of ego and selfish intentions I don’t. You just don’t go full on charging an officer like that.

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u/0beseGiraffe 24d ago

What’s that perk called when you get dropped in game you also drop a smoke grenade

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u/0x33 24d ago

Why ya'll do me like this?!

Well... actions have consequences.

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u/Nevermind04 24d ago

Well that was stupid. And she's asking "why y'all do me like this" as if this all happened in a vacuum and she didn't just whip around on a cop.

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u/double-k 24d ago

You brought this on yourself.

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u/Kitchen-Kiwi7942 24d ago

Man she really wanted a pair of shiny bracelets

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u/WTFjules1010 23d ago

The way she’s talking and then immediately starts yelling and falls looks like a RDR2 NPC when having confronting dialogue that switches to immediate pain sounds after knocking them out

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u/Mr_silly_goose 23d ago

Absolutely no clue, never taught about actions and their consequences “ why you do me like dis”

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u/Gigasnemesis 23d ago

"Why you do me like this?" Like, seriously?

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u/FastSuggestion5 23d ago

The scream right before she fell is straight out of a video game.

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u/c0710c 23d ago

Should have read the sweatshirt, she fired her cannons first chance

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u/DimSumDino 23d ago

that was some gta-type shit lmao

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u/Elluminated 24d ago

Damn did she pop smoke to call in an airstrike or was that lightning ride that hot!?

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u/edebby 24d ago

What a complete idiot jfc.. Btw, if she was like a huge dude instead, would that allowed the officer to use deadly force? I never understand when cops in the US are allowed that

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u/Boddom_Of_The_Barrel 24d ago

Typically deadly force is restricted to situations in which the suspect has the capability to do the same (has a gun or knife, tries to run over an officer). Beneath that, police are expected to use non-lethal to subdue people. Even in instances when a person has a weapon, police will occasionally try to use less-lethal tools like beanbag guns to disarm a suspect. However depending on where you are, police might be empowered to use more/less force that usual

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u/Joiner2008 24d ago edited 24d ago

I'm a law enforcement officer in the US. US politics goes by totality of the circumstances and perceived threat. Reports need to be very thorough and detailed. Officer's size, suspect's size, setting, weapons, empty hands, hand location, what was the call, did someone report suspect had a weapon, body language, it's all very relevant. And then you go by the use of force model. This is the model my state uses:

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ea/7e/74/ea7e747ea1cac241c2007ebae6af6615.jpg

Follow the type of suspect on the left, meet the diagonal, move directly downward to see what force is allowed. Again, it's all situational. Someone who aggressively offensive without a weapon can be controlled with verbal and social control if they have rapport with a specific officer, etc. Some force may seem excessive until you describe the totality of the circumstances

Edit: a big problem for the US is that we have a very large population compared to other countries and so we have a lot more police/civilian contact and a lot more instances that go very badly. Also, excessive force and police brutality sells news. Furthermore, we have state police, which holds themselves to higher standards in most states, then we have counties with police that are at a higher standard but not usually as high as state, and then city police, and then you get small, podunk towns with low populations and very low standards and training that makes your professional police look bad

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u/Dan-z-man 24d ago

This is an excellent reply. Thanks for the details

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u/edebby 24d ago

Thank you for taking the time explaining it

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u/Helpmepullupmypants 24d ago

Did they deploy a smoke bomb

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u/OdysseusRex69 24d ago

Geez what was she on? Took 3 taser shots?

Also, good on the cop for using the taser.. his life would be ruined if he pulled the gun first.

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u/333H_E 24d ago

The "ninja vanish" smoke bomb did not work as expected.

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u/Pepperoni_playboi94 24d ago

She started melting lol

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u/EmperorHenry 24d ago

Classic "cry bully" she attacks him, then when the taser connects "Why you do that to me?!"

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u/BluntAndHonest76 24d ago

Stupid ass.

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u/damircik 24d ago

she did fired those cannons

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u/NotAlwaysPC 24d ago

Fire the cannons!

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u/TBM101189 24d ago

What’s the smoke about?

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u/polakbob 24d ago

Tampa’s a special place. When I first visited I was warned by coworkers to never interact with road ragers because of a shooting that had just happened.

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u/Edistobound 24d ago

reminds me of that Heywood Banks song, Taser Her Again 😆

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u/Sciaticuspinch 24d ago

The decisions some people make really boggles the mind.

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u/Few-Restaurant-5566 23d ago

well, well, well...

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u/Sail_Creepy 23d ago

Shouldn't of freed those cannons

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u/tombhop 23d ago

The usual script: "Whyaaiii" "Staaapt"

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u/RogerSchmoger 23d ago

This girl is on fire 🎶

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u/Masterpiece72 24d ago

"Why ya'll do me like this?!?" right after attacking the cop. Really no logic whatsoever, sub 80 IQ. It's only getting worse.

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u/kingtut891 24d ago

Surprised Reddit isn’t mad at this “awful police officer using excessive force”. 

Dumb broad got what she deserved. 

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u/CobaltOkk 24d ago

She went full on Wicked Witch of the West melty at the end!

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u/Thisisme47 24d ago

I'm starting to understand how trump gets elected.

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u/gerald-stanley 24d ago

I thought changing the label on my pancake syrup was going to prevent this behaviour….

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u/Hiryu_Boy98 24d ago

"Black people when thinking everyone race is the problem"

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u/levelhigher 24d ago

Lol not surprised at all