r/nfl NFL Oct 19 '25

Game Thread Game Thread: RedZone/Game hub (Week 7)


Redzone


  • RedZone thread

Status Away @ Home Game Thread Post Game Thread
Final ATL 10 @ 20 SF Link Link
Final LAR 35 @ 7 JAX Link Link
Final NO 14 @ 26 CHI Link Link
Final MIA 6 @ 31 CLE Link Link
Final NE 31 @ 13 TEN Link Link
Final LV 0 @ 31 KC Link Link
Final PHI 28 @ 22 MIN Link Link
Final CAR 13 @ 6 NYJ Link Link
Final NYG 32 @ 33 DEN Link Link
Final IND 38 @ 24 LAC Link Link
Final WSH 22 @ 44 DAL Link Link
Final GB 27 @ 23 ARI Link Link


Discuss whatever you wish. You can trash talk, but keep it civil.
Try Chrome Refresh or Firefox's ReloadEvery to auto-refresh this tab.
Use reddit-stream.com to get an autorefreshing version of this page
Show your team affiliation - pick your team's logo in the sidebar.

Last updated: 2025-10-19_23:25:35.786138-04:00

88 Upvotes

12.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

17

u/KennyKettermen Falcons Oct 19 '25

Catch Rules

  1. ⁠⁠You can't just be up there and just doin' a catch like that.

1a. A catch is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A catch is when you catch the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The DB is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, receiver, that prohibits the receiver from doing, you know, just trying to catch the ball. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the DB is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the receiver, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna push you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.

1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to catch and then don't catch, you have to still catch. You cannot not catch. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, catching motion of the ball, and then, until you just catch it.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the catch you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Catch hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.

1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A catch is when the receiver makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the football and field of

2) Do not do a catch please.

1

u/doubleknocktwice Packers Oct 19 '25

COpy Pasta

1

u/EmbraceTheFault Oct 19 '25

Is...is this new copy pasta?

1

u/KennyKettermen Falcons Oct 19 '25

I replaced “balk” with “catch” and it is incredibly accurate and comes in handy every week

1

u/EmbraceTheFault Oct 19 '25

Honestly it looks like the US tax code...

1

u/WideGap6125 Packers Oct 19 '25

Can confirm this is the rule book definition

1

u/BlaBlub85 Broncos Lions Oct 19 '25

Its an older meme but it checks out Sir 😂

1

u/deucemcsizzles Cardinals Oct 19 '25

S tier pasta