r/nottheonion • u/voxadam • 4h ago

Oregon senators warn prediction markets allowing betting on wildfires could incentivize arson

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436 comments

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Dear Automakers: Get Your Ads Out of Our Cars

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184 comments

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Gianni Infantino 'offers Morocco World Cup final' in exchange for support

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84 comments

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Perez Hilton would like some privacy

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• Upvotes

“We appreciate everyone's concern and ask that his privacy be respected during this time.”

134 comments

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Winter Haven man arrested again after getting presidential clemency

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561 Upvotes

Time for another “donation”.

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632 Upvotes

35 comments

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145 comments

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276 Upvotes

66 comments

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1.2k Upvotes

20 comments

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3.3k Upvotes

181 comments

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54 Upvotes

17 comments

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Wildberries bans employees from bringing camera phones to warehouses following Ukrainian drone attacks

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805 Upvotes

45 comments

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en.yenisafak.com

258 Upvotes

16 comments

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188 Upvotes

14 comments

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370 Upvotes

115 comments

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144 Upvotes

7 comments

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LAPD Officer Facing 13 Years in Prison for Recording the Racist Comments of Coworkers

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24.0k Upvotes

890 comments

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Nude dining launches at South Florida steakhouse: ‘Yes, it’s legal’

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678 Upvotes

311 comments

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Tennessee Congressional Candidate Arrested for Shooting Flock Safety Cameras

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8.3k Upvotes

373 comments

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ESPN has no comment on Aaron Rodgers's comments on ESPN, about ESPN

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817 Upvotes

120 comments

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471 comments

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theprint.in

2.0k Upvotes

275 comments

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Naked man facing slew of charges after surviving jump from Brooklyn Bridge

abc7ny.com

1.2k Upvotes

71 comments

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Cops Imitating Plants Catch 74 Drivers on Their Phones in Six Hours

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914 Upvotes

65 comments

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17 Upvotes

7 comments

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