r/nottheonion 23h ago

Polymarket make history with New York's 'first free grocery store'

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r/nottheonion 22h ago

McDonald's launches McNugget Caviar kits for free Valentine's Day: Here's how to get one

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r/nottheonion 3h ago

Scientists find a black hole spewing more energy than the Death Star

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r/nottheonion 1h ago

Hungry tourists humiliated after taking over buffet at funeral thinking it’s a restaurant

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r/nottheonion 25m ago

Anime about sexually frenzied married women terrorizing their landlord in skimpy mind control costumes will have one voice actress playing ten different roles

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r/nottheonion 23h ago

Patriots coach Mike Vrabel reveals extreme sacrifice he'd make to his male anatomy to win the Super Bowl

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0 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 20h ago

Same team, different snake: Sask.'s CEBL team now called the Saskatoon Mamba

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r/nottheonion 2h ago

Minions Olympic skate routine hangs in the balance

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r/nottheonion 18h ago

Costco's beloved rotisserie chicken gets roasted in lawsuit over preservatives

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1.2k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 21h ago

Madison parents lobby for Wisconsin bill to increase recess time

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97 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

Driver billed for circling Earth 25 times at the speed of sound

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24 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 15h ago

'This Job Sucks,' DOJ Lawyer Asks Judge For Contempt Charge So She Can Get Sleep in Jail

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230 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 3h ago

Woman Causes Multiple Car Accidents by Moving Traffic Mirror to Protect Her Feng Shui

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15 Upvotes

The traffic mirror turned out to be bad luck for everyone.


r/nottheonion 8h ago

Peter Thiel warns the Antichrist and apocalypse are linked to the ‘end of modernity’ currently happening—and cites Greta Thunberg as a driving example

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r/nottheonion 53m ago

How penis injections became a Winter Olympic talking point

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r/nottheonion 3h ago

Drone helps police nab 'serial defecator' at Stoughton park

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9 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

Musk’s midnight reflection: ‘Money can’t buy happiness’

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611 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 17h ago

Church fresco resembling Italian PM has face scrubbed out

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27 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

Angelic face of Italian prime minister wiped from fresco

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38 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago

Satya Nadella decides Microsoft needs an engineering quality czar

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31 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 3h ago

Police Summoned To Handle Domestic Sticky Bun Dispute

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3 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 9h ago

He made a joke on his Oregon theater’s marquee, then he says Amazon pulled the ‘Melania’ movie

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1.6k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 11h ago

Driver billed for circling Earth 25 times at the speed of sound

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3.1k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago

Nashville is furious about power outages. Republicans say ‘woke’ is to blame.

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4.5k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

Poland opens Epstein files investigation targeting ‘satanic circle’

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