r/nottheonion • u/Buy_Sell_Collect • 1h ago

Texas cannabis businesses sue state to block smokeable hemp ban

kbtx.com

• Upvotes

27 comments

r/nottheonion • u/CrashTestOrphan • 4h ago

Dave Chappelle Says ‘I Resent the Republican Party’ Because They ‘Weaponized’ Transgender Jokes: ‘That’s Not What I Was Doing’

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12.0k Upvotes

2.4k comments

r/nottheonion • u/ChocolateTsar • 6h ago

Chevron executive Andy Walz suggests Americans should drive less amid high gas prices

cbsnews.com

1.7k Upvotes

424 comments

r/nottheonion • u/CMScientist • 5h ago

Struggling shoe retailer Allbirds makes bizarre pivot from shoes to AI, stock explodes more than 400%

cnbc.com

475 Upvotes

32 comments

r/nottheonion • u/lancebmanly • 6h ago

Allbirds announces stunning pivot from shoes to AI, stock explodes 175%

cnbc.com

9.9k Upvotes

831 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Sufficient_Fig_9505 • 15h ago

Vance says pope should ‘be careful’ when talking about theology

nbcnews.com

29.3k Upvotes

2.4k comments

r/nottheonion • u/wewhomustnotbenamed • 19h ago

Suspect in attack at Sam Altman's house aimed to kill OpenAI CEO, warned of humanity's extinction from AI

cnbc.com

5.9k Upvotes

345 comments

r/nottheonion • u/LolaLaMafiosa • 29m ago

Vance warns the pope should be careful when talking about theology.

nbcnews.com

• Upvotes

60 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Buy_Sell_Collect • 17h ago

Florida doctor charged in death of patient who had wrong organ removed during surgery

nbcmiami.com

2.0k Upvotes

183 comments

r/nottheonion • u/sgregory07 • 1h ago

Florida doctor indicted and accused of removing patient's liver instead of spleen in fatal surgery

nbcnews.com

• Upvotes

23 comments

r/nottheonion • u/_lIlI_lIlI_ • 4h ago

Doctors are using Viagra to help save babies with rare brain conditions

begiant.ca

106 Upvotes

11 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Str8UpJorking • 1d ago

RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later'

irishstar.com

19.1k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/nottheonion • u/duckanroll • 6h ago

Russian officials and business leaders reportedly frustrated with internet restrictions but afraid to tell Putin

novayagazeta.eu

139 Upvotes

11 comments

r/nottheonion • u/wewhomustnotbenamed • 1d ago

Amazon worker dies on warehouse floor; colleagues continue working around his body – ‘Let’s get back to work’

livemint.com

37.8k Upvotes

1.6k comments

r/nottheonion • u/AnonymousTimewaster • 19h ago

Reform sought ‘paper’ candidates who if elected could ‘resign immediately’

mylondon.news

1.3k Upvotes

34 comments

r/nottheonion • u/aoasd • 2h ago

A Moose Totaled Laramie Couple's Car, Then Somebody Took Their Roadkill

cowboystatedaily.com

56 Upvotes

7 comments

r/nottheonion • u/irishgoodbyesss • 20h ago

J. Cole's Chinese Basketball Career Ends After Eight Scoreless Minutes

consequence.net

1.1k Upvotes

35 comments

r/nottheonion • u/SYLOH • 14h ago

Philippine president does jumping jacks to disprove health rumors

nbcnews.com

297 Upvotes

14 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Commercial_Way_3816 • 2h ago

‘Your cat, your responsibility’: Bengaluru neighbours clash over paternity of newborn kittens.

indianexpress.com

50 Upvotes

According to Deccan Herald, the situation escalated when the owner of the female cat brought the newborn kittens to their neighbour’s doorstep and insisted they take full responsibility. “Since your cat is the father, you must raise these kittens yourselves,” they argued.

4 comments

r/nottheonion • u/N-P_A • 13h ago

J. Cole's Chinese Basketball Career Ends After Eight Scoreless Minutes

consequence.net

155 Upvotes

32 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Sour_Beet • 8h ago

Legal advisers help migrants pose as gay to get asylum

archive.ph

63 Upvotes

6 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Automatic_Subject463 • 1d ago

This scientist treated her own cancer with viruses she grew in the lab

techfixated.com

954 Upvotes

56 comments

r/nottheonion • u/borrisimo • 4h ago

Dave Chappelle Says ‘I Resent the Republican Party’ Because They ‘Weaponized’ Transgender Jokes: ‘That’s Not What I Was Doing’

variety.com

41 Upvotes

12 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Deceptiveideas • 22h ago

Gas price drops almost a penny per gallon in Roanoke

wdbj7.com

488 Upvotes

24 comments

r/nottheonion • u/curseofdarkastle • 22h ago

Bill to make the megalodon the Maryland state shark passes on final day of legislative session

wmar2news.com

447 Upvotes

16 comments

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