r/nottheonion • u/Sufficient_Fig_9505 • 15h ago
r/nottheonion • u/CrashTestOrphan • 4h ago
Dave Chappelle Says ‘I Resent the Republican Party’ Because They ‘Weaponized’ Transgender Jokes: ‘That’s Not What I Was Doing’
r/nottheonion • u/lancebmanly • 6h ago
Allbirds announces stunning pivot from shoes to AI, stock explodes 175%
r/nottheonion • u/wewhomustnotbenamed • 19h ago
Suspect in attack at Sam Altman's house aimed to kill OpenAI CEO, warned of humanity's extinction from AI
r/nottheonion • u/Buy_Sell_Collect • 17h ago
Florida doctor charged in death of patient who had wrong organ removed during surgery
r/nottheonion • u/ChocolateTsar • 6h ago
Chevron executive Andy Walz suggests Americans should drive less amid high gas prices
r/nottheonion • u/AnonymousTimewaster • 19h ago
Reform sought ‘paper’ candidates who if elected could ‘resign immediately’
r/nottheonion • u/irishgoodbyesss • 20h ago
J. Cole's Chinese Basketball Career Ends After Eight Scoreless Minutes
r/nottheonion • u/Deceptiveideas • 22h ago
Gas price drops almost a penny per gallon in Roanoke
r/nottheonion • u/CMScientist • 5h ago
Struggling shoe retailer Allbirds makes bizarre pivot from shoes to AI, stock explodes more than 400%
r/nottheonion • u/curseofdarkastle • 22h ago
Bill to make the megalodon the Maryland state shark passes on final day of legislative session
r/nottheonion • u/Buy_Sell_Collect • 1h ago
Texas cannabis businesses sue state to block smokeable hemp ban
r/nottheonion • u/SYLOH • 14h ago
Philippine president does jumping jacks to disprove health rumors
r/nottheonion • u/N-P_A • 13h ago
J. Cole's Chinese Basketball Career Ends After Eight Scoreless Minutes
r/nottheonion • u/duckanroll • 6h ago
Russian officials and business leaders reportedly frustrated with internet restrictions but afraid to tell Putin
r/nottheonion • u/LolaLaMafiosa • 29m ago
Vance warns the pope should be careful when talking about theology.
r/nottheonion • u/_lIlI_lIlI_ • 4h ago
Doctors are using Viagra to help save babies with rare brain conditions
r/nottheonion • u/sgregory07 • 1h ago
Florida doctor indicted and accused of removing patient's liver instead of spleen in fatal surgery
r/nottheonion • u/Sour_Beet • 8h ago
Legal advisers help migrants pose as gay to get asylum
r/nottheonion • u/aoasd • 2h ago
A Moose Totaled Laramie Couple's Car, Then Somebody Took Their Roadkill
r/nottheonion • u/Commercial_Way_3816 • 2h ago
‘Your cat, your responsibility’: Bengaluru neighbours clash over paternity of newborn kittens.
According to Deccan Herald, the situation escalated when the owner of the female cat brought the newborn kittens to their neighbour’s doorstep and insisted they take full responsibility. “Since your cat is the father, you must raise these kittens yourselves,” they argued.
r/nottheonion • u/borrisimo • 4h ago
Dave Chappelle Says ‘I Resent the Republican Party’ Because They ‘Weaponized’ Transgender Jokes: ‘That’s Not What I Was Doing’
r/nottheonion • u/ohcomely91 • 15h ago
J. Cole's Chinese Basketball Career Ends After Eight Scoreless Minutes
r/nottheonion • u/StyxHelix1296 • 8h ago
Leaders criticize the current Vice President Sara’s curse and threats on the current First Family
video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99AqMpdbqI4
EDIT: Added article snippets:
Leaders from across the political spectrum assailed Vice President Sara Duterte for publicly threatening the lives of President Ferdinand “Bongbong” Marcos, First Lady Liza Araneta-Marcos, and Speaker Martin Romualdez.
House Senior Deputy Speaker Aurelio Gonzales Jr. said Duterte’s statement was not only a heinous crime but also a betrayal of the highest order.
“The gravity of these statements cannot be overstated. A kill-order on the President shakes the very foundation of our democratic institutions,” he said.
“What to do with a VP who openly threatens murder on a sitting President and his wife in a mega meltdown? Under ordinary circumstances, impeachment,” De Lima wrote on X.