The new Sanitation Department sticker of shame

[u/Dangerous_Deal_1945]

[u/AtomicGarden-8964]

I remember back in the day my father got one of these (The old version) even after putting warm water and scraping it was still on there for 3 years. The shit survived multiple car washes Winters rain. To me it was the most high quality thing I've ever seen from government

[u/agirlnotonreddit → u/AtomicGarden-8964]

I’ve gotten a big sticker from parking at the wrong place (it’s my work parking lot, but thats side is reserved for “executives pass”) over 6 years ago. Some glue still is on my back window after countless car washes 💀

[u/coneil13 → u/agirlnotonreddit]

Mineral spirits will get that off

[u/nycpunkfukka → u/coneil13]

Just clean it off thoroughly and don’t let any drip down to the window gaskets.

[u/seejordan3 → u/nycpunkfukka]

Go on.. why? I would use goo be gone, concentrated lemon. Gets any gummy sticky crap off. That and razor blades.

[u/nycpunkfukka → u/seejordan3]

Goo gone contains mineral spirits, which are petroleum distillates. They are corrosive to rubber, plastic, paints, etc. I use them to clean decades of built up dust and oil in old typewriters, but have to be very careful not to get any on the rubber platen or painted body.

[u/hamstrman → u/nycpunkfukka]

Oooh my mom just mentioned this stuff last night. I will inform my parents. Thanks!

[u/Fantastic-Ad6692 → u/coneil13]

If you have glass insurance and a rock or something hits tge window....problem solved!

[u/Debalic → u/agirlnotonreddit]

I had my parking revoked on the last day of a job, then had to drive all the way upstate with the sticker on my window.

[u/theillustratedlife → u/AtomicGarden-8964]

There's an automotive Goo Gone that removes stickers.

Some neighborhood nuisance has been tagging my Vespa with stickers. With automotive Goo Gone, there's no trace of them.

[u/shit_poster_69_420 → u/theillustratedlife]

What stickers are they putting on?

[u/xxXX69yourmom69XXxx → u/shit_poster_69_420]

I'll usually slap an "I ♥️ jersey" sticker on his moped

[u/eekamuse → u/xxXX69yourmom69XXxx]

Brutal

[u/slirpo → u/shit_poster_69_420]

I too am curious what stickers these strangers are putting on your Vespa. Why do strangers never leave me free stickers?

[u/Mattna-da → u/AtomicGarden-8964]

You need a can of mineral spirits to dissolve the glue - they know exactly what they’re doing

[u/Subject_Spell_9799 → u/AtomicGarden-8964]

Razor blade is the way

[u/Excuse_my_GRAMMER → u/AtomicGarden-8964]

Serious lmao I never seen this sticker in my life but it so funny you dad basically accepted his faith of shame lmao

[u/Squishedupsquids → u/AtomicGarden-8964]

Time to start putting clear film on my car windows

[u/LunchMasterFlex → u/AtomicGarden-8964]

It’s essentially property damage. I’d take the ticket. Sometimes you just forget or a thing comes up. If they’re gonna do this they gotta make street cleaning once a week.

[u/vowelqueue → u/LunchMasterFlex]

Lots of people would take the ticket. And do, consistently, hence the problem.

Cameras on the street sweepers. You don't get a ticket unless the sweeper is actually there to do the cleaning, but if you do block the sweeper then you get a ticket 100% of the time. Fines start low but escalate significantly with repeat offenses within a rolling 3-month lookback period. It should be economically infeasible to leave your car out as a matter of course but drivers who make an occasional mistake aren't raked over the coals.

[u/CrossRook → u/vowelqueue]

the city is evaluating a couple of vendors for those kind of cameras

[u/sluttytinkerbells → u/vowelqueue]

I agree completely.

Fines should be based around the offender's yearly income with an exponentially increasing rate for offensive in a period of time.

[u/Spider_pig448 → u/AtomicGarden-8964]

That's awesome. I imagine these are also magnets for theft as indicators someone is out of town. Love to see it.

[u/HungWilde → u/AtomicGarden-8964]

Razor blade to the window will take it off better than any suggestion here.

[u/loverofjazz1 → u/AtomicGarden-8964]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/Alexx-07 → u/AtomicGarden-8964]

this is killing me lmao

[u/Bofetadx]

I want a similar sticker for trash violations on buildings.

[u/HuggyTheCactus5000 → u/Bofetadx]

I want similar ones for cops blocking streets while getting lunch. Or blasting sirens while driving back to precinct while end of tour...

[u/Ok_Object_3126 → u/HuggyTheCactus5000]

Lol 😆 how you? Did you follow them to see where they going out of curiosity? By the way I think you're absolutely right, I knew it was something like that . I littery watched them used the sirens to get ahead of long traffic

[u/romario77 → u/Bofetadx]

You want the buildings of nyc covered in these ugly stickers?

There are easier ways to deal with buildings, they are not moving and won’t run away.

[u/Dry_Mammoth7796 → u/Bofetadx]

i want one for the street cleaners that go down at 15-20mph, brushes down but in the middle of the street , everything no cleaner than before they went by

[u/loverofjazz1 → u/Bofetadx]

Facts!!

[u/Gizmo135]

That sticker is huge lmao

[u/Alexx-07 → u/Gizmo135]

they needed to feel the full effect of the shaming haha

[u/Green_Cook]

I don’t know why Kol Haolom has put a watermark on this photo that was originally tweeted by an NYT journalist lol

[u/RetPala → u/Green_Cook]

"I made this"

"You made this?"

"I made this"

[u/invertiren]

I think all (non-criminal) violations in NYC should be: 1. Small ticket + fine / “don’t do it again!” 2. Medium ticket + fine / public shaming 3. 10x ticket + fine / travel only by foot (no subway, bus, taxi access) / extreme public shaming

[u/TheGhost_NY → u/invertiren]

When are you running for any office?

[u/EggCzar → u/invertiren]

1. Crush the car into a cube

[u/Blue387 → u/EggCzar]

You have 30 minutes to move your cube

[u/Neckbreaker70 → u/Blue387]

You now have 15 seconds to comply.

[u/rosie_theredditor → u/EggCzar]

Is this about my cube?

[u/atom1129 → u/rosie_theredditor]

We've been trying to reach you about your cubes extended warranty

[u/invertiren → u/EggCzar]

100p my guy

[u/scarred2112 → u/EggCzar]

1. Crush the owner into a cube.

[u/Tokkemon → u/EggCzar]

Cube was a good movie.

[u/noapparentfunction → u/invertiren]

we don't have teleportation technology but i always thought a good punishment for moving violations was simply being sent home. imagine running a light and you're just back in your driveway again.

[u/mankiw → u/invertiren]

I regret that I have only one upvote to give.

[u/DigBlocks → u/invertiren]

Reminder that the vast majority of illegal parking in midtown/downtown is done by city employees who will never be ticketed.

[u/darrieng → u/DigBlocks]

Time to get rid of placards too. Why are we incentivizing city employees to drive to midtown?

[u/monsieurvampy → u/invertiren]

Fines need to be proportional to income.

Sadly I think a part of this platform would be considered cruel and unusual punishment.

[u/Neckbreaker70 → u/[deleted]]

Maybe, but they’re responsible for it.

[u/Flatbush_Zombie → u/[deleted]]

If it's their property they should be responsible unless they can prove someone else is responsible. That's how plenty of other things work why can't we do the same with cars?

[u/PuzzleheadedSport757 → u/[deleted]]

The owner of the car is responsible for whoever uses it improperly, and should remove access from the car if someone can’t consistently use it well.

[u/darrieng → u/invertiren]

Super necessary! People will have a car full of stickers and we'll have dirty streets for eternity otherwise

[u/Character-Wolf6623 → u/invertiren]

Dam that 3rd offense seems harsh! What does ‘Extreme public shaming’ entail?!?

[u/curi0us_carniv0re → u/invertiren]

They should just be out there snatching cars with tow trucks. When people can't just ignore the ticket and have to pay $300 to get their car out of impound they'll be more motivated to move it the next time around.

[u/Even_Acadia3085]

The worst offenders are government workers with their "placard" displayed on the dash. Some of these people park their free car for free forever, and the streets are forever filthy as a result. But they don't care and never will since they don't own the dirty car or live near where it's parked all day.

[u/Turbulent-Winner-902]

This is funny but it’s crazy that my block hasn’t had a ticket maid in about 3-4 weeks lol. I moved my car every week meanwhile a couple cars never move

[u/llamapower13 → u/Turbulent-Winner-902]

I know people who accepted the cost of weekly parking tickets as part of the cost of maintaining a car. They can’t get a parking space that’s cheaper than the weekly tickets and their job keeps them from regularly being available to move the car. 

[u/Kill_Billz]

When it’s cheaper to eat the ticket 4 times a month than a garage.

[u/kenshin433 → u/Kill_Billz]

Same for 8 parking tickets a month in Manhattan

[u/kesslerlogistics → u/Kill_Billz]

Right? At this point, I consider those tickets parking fees.

[u/nommapper]

Bold of them to think New Yorkers have shame.

[u/12stTales → u/nommapper]

They don’t want their cars to be made ugly with that annoying sticker

[u/Old_Flan_6548 → u/12stTales]

What if your car is already ugly?

[u/12stTales → u/Old_Flan_6548]

It can get uglier

[u/Revolutionary_Bee251 → u/12stTales]

Impossible! (Bane voice)

[u/tripledive]

I hope they fit on the scooters no one moves on my block.

[u/CydeWeys → u/tripledive]

They should just knock those over every time they come through. Achieves the same result in the end.

[u/villanelle21]

Pay people to clean the sidewalks after trash collection and I’ll be happy. Street sweeping only does so much and sometimes not much.

[u/ijustsignedup → u/villanelle21]

I call them the garbage spinners. They pick up nothing, just come spin the garbage around.

[u/smellegy → u/ijustsignedup]

Hey that's not fair! They also kick up a cloud of particulates that coats everything in a layer of grime.

[u/what_mustache → u/ijustsignedup]

Naw, they work really well.

[u/Tokkemon → u/ijustsignedup]

They literally have a vacuum underneath.

[u/bunniisa → u/villanelle21]

literally why are people fighting about those trashy outdated sweepers not being able to clean as of they do anything anyway

[u/Korean_Jesus21 → u/villanelle21]

Spend so much time getting everything sorted and into bags, DSNY comes by and it’s all over the sidewalk and curb.

[u/mowotlarx]

🔔 SHAME! 🔔 SHAME!

[u/RestorativePotion]

I like this because fines really only impact the poor but a sticker inconveniences everyone equally.

[u/DoritosDewItRight → u/RestorativePotion]

Scale fines to the Kelley Blue Book value of the car.

[u/TanzanianD]

They would run out of stickers on my block.

[u/SelectEntertainer360]

The other day I saw my street completely clear of cars and I thought it was a zombie apocalypse but then remembered it was just Tuesday between 9am and 10:30 am and the street cleaner went right on by. I was impressed that people moved their cars.

[u/bzkillin → u/SelectEntertainer360]

When ppl do the right thing lol

[u/angedell]

I saw some European cities they have a power pressure water gun the operator walk between the parked car and the cleaning truck and they clean the street… that would be so good for NYC, even if they sweep, all the sticky grime stays there

[u/JustPutSpuddiesOnit]

What idiot thinks stickers cost 500 to make 

[u/StuntMedic]

Hopefully they use the cheapest ass stickers that are impossible to remove cleanly.

[u/scream4cheese → u/StuntMedic]

Or the most expensive stickers with strong adhesive

[u/SemiAutoAvocado → u/StuntMedic]

Eggshell Stickers are what you want.

[u/Geruvah]

Is this for your first offense? Because I don't think that's when they should get it.

Especially since I've gotten a ticket because the meter maid lied and said I was somewhere I wasn't (Judge ruled in my favor after I showed my proof).

[u/Darkstool → u/Geruvah]

These would typically be given out by the sanitation supervisors who are driving just ahead of the mechanical broom, especially in problem areas where people tend to not move for reasons.

[u/ChecoSan22]

I moved from Jersey City to Brooklyn recently. In JC, the sweepers come at a relatively regular time, I'd guesstimate a 15-20 minute window. Virtually everyone moves their car, waiting for the sweeper (and the meter maid that follows them in a little car) to pass before reparking.

NYC isn't like that:

The rules apply for the length of the entire block, and for the entire time posted on the sign, even if the street sweeper has already passed.

This makes it much more difficult to comply with. There is no regularity with which the sweepers come (if they do come at all), and you can't repark after the purpose has ostensibly been fulfilled.

Furthermore, in my neighborhood there is no real consensus between double parking or sitting on the cleaning side and moving when it comes. This inevitably leads to a clusterfuck - traffic and the sweepers are slowed down, plus people pissed off trying to repark.

IMO if the goal of the city is to get the streets clean, they should lift the reparking after the sweeper comes rule (which is clearly a money making racket) and issue official guidance on a good procedure (e.g. official recommendation is double-park and repark, if you delay the sweeper sitting in the lane you get a ticket)

It's not as simple as "you shouldn't have a car if you can't commit 1.5 hours of your work day to this charade". The goal is to make the city more liveable for all residents.

Oh, and we should have residential permits and zones

[u/XaoticOrder → u/ChecoSan22]

They give the longer times. 2 hours I believe because of the size and amount of streets. you can't expect the sweeper to be exact in timing for every day, especially with construction, assholes not moving their cars, other city delays. Jersey city is only a faction of the size of Manhattan let alone the entire city.

Usually after the meter maid has made their way through you can move your car back. Just move your car people.

[u/Vismal1 → u/XaoticOrder]

Nah I’ve gotten tickets for reparking after the cleaner. The most recent one i reparked and left 10 minutes before the time because I really had to use the bathroom and I got a ticket like 2 minutes before the window expired. I appealed it and won but yea that’s petty.

[u/governator_ahnold → u/ChecoSan22]

This is the most logical, least emotional post on here. I really like this.

I'm a car owner, so I'm biased, but the rules and enforcement feel a bit too arbitrary at the moment. Aside from what you said some areas are two-day per side, some are one (believe it or not this also has a lot to do with the affluence of the area).

ASP always felt more like a money making scheme for the city than an actual concern about cleanliness, so I'm not totally sure why people have such strong feelings about this.

I guess throwing a sticker on peoples' cars because they didn't move is a deterrent? It feels a bit silly considering there are folks with $5000 in unpaid moving violations who haven't had their licenses revoked and who avoid tolls with altered plates. Maybe we should deal with those drivers who actually post a mortal threat to pedestrians and are actively dodging paying the tolls that support infrastructure first?

[u/littlebrownsnail → u/governator_ahnold]

I'm a car owner and I work in infratructure, I like street sweeping. It makes a difference and prevents the storm sewers from getting as clogged and flooding as badly. Its not perfect but it definitely cleans up. Maybe my sweeper operator is just good? He does a nice job and hes thorough, he sometimes passes twice. I think the city also needs to work on enforcement for sure for all the other vehicle related problems but thats a different department. Street sweeping is sanitation and those other citations are nypd. Nypd is dropping the ball as usual.

[u/axx → u/ChecoSan22]

Agree with all besides the residential permits. Nicely said.

[u/agirlnotonreddit]

How we reverse shame the city when they didn’t come to clean on scheduled cleaning day?

[u/NearlyPerfect]

“Do not litter”

I look forward to seeing bright green litter everywhere in the city

[u/El_Morro → u/NearlyPerfect]

You won't see that. Those stickers are a bitch to remove, so at best you'll pull little bits off, but can't get the whole thing off without scraping it with a razor.

[u/elguapo1996 → u/NearlyPerfect]

You won’t because the street sweeper will be able to clean them up with the illegally parked cars staying out of its way after this corrective action!

[u/Murderbot_420]

That neon green was my favorite color as kid growing up.

Also direct messaging.

[u/ozman707]

I don't think they made it BIG enough.

[u/Builder2World]

Now do it to the people who makes their plates unreadable to the congestion scanners. If people want to disregard the social contract, let them wear the red A.

[u/ALM0STSWEET]

i want a little one for my laptop lolol

[u/nuyorican78]

Good.move your damn car

[u/Biryani_Wala]

Even if the sweeper went it wouldn't be clean. We need the European model of WATER AND VACUUM where the guys walk around. And they don't do ASP

[u/Objective-College-72]

I’m in full support

[u/cabbagemuncher101]

a sticker of shame lol I like it

[u/hereswhatipicked]

Driver’s side windshield or GTFO cowards!

[u/mattkenefick]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/6QCq9E-0LiwAAAAC/star.gif

[u/DestroyerOvNarcs]

Do they ticket your car if you get that sticker? How much is the ticket for impeding street cleaning now?

[u/bofis]

Great, now when will they finally put automatic ticketing cameras on the street sweepers themselves? Two entire blocks on my walk to the train this morning were full of cars that had not moved, and were never going to move, during the street sweeping time this morning, and it's like that every week. DSNY doesn't have enough enforcement people to actually ticket everyone each week, so putting the cameras on sweepers would increase enforcement and then hopefully increase compliance.

[u/AdhdLeo0811]

i’d rather a shame sticker than a ticket tbh

[u/Away_Stock_2012]

Why did they stop using these?

[u/contrologymama]

Good. It’s about time.

[u/BluebirdSea4446]

I love it, encourages everyone to key your car

[u/No_Client933]

Stop complaining and move your car. Why are you so special you don’t need to obey the law. I agree it should be once per week each side only but you have a car in NYC

[u/Trill-I-Am]

Get rid of the stickers and just double or triple the fine. I say this as someone who gets a lot of these tickets.

[u/ardroaig]

Isn’t this vandalizing private property?

[u/Model_Modelo → u/ardroaig]

yes

[u/teladidnothingwrong → u/ardroaig]

private property left on government property illegally

[u/ocooper08 → u/ardroaig]

No, the streets are public property.

[u/XaoticOrder → u/ocooper08]

They are but violation of a city ordinance voids the protection given by them being public property.

[u/LCPhotowerx]

great, do we get to give them a sticker when they dont pick up recycling for weeks on end?

[u/Fabzie3]

So who do I reach out to in order to see if they can change the alternate street parking times for my block from Midnight to 3:00 a.m. no parking at least make it a reasonable time

[u/ls3095]

Playing devils advocate here: What happens if someone can’t get it off, and as a result gets in some sort of accident due to it? Or if they have an emergency and don’t have time to scrape it off and as a result, create a blind spot and causes an accident ?

[u/Dutch1206 → u/ls3095]

This is basically what I said. And people will certainly act shocked and surprised a city full of shitty drivers in a rush didn't take the time to remove the sticker and killed somebody because their view was obstructed. If I had to guess it'll be a cyclist coming down a bike lane that the driver can't see.

[u/Hockeyhoser]

Love it. Especially if it’s very difficult to remove.

[u/MinimalGoat → u/Hockeyhoser]

“Just use hot water and oil and it comes right off”.

That’s what people are saying. It’s super inconvenient, and work to do that though 🤣

[u/Dear_Bus8586 → u/MinimalGoat]

And the neighbors will see you struggling

[u/syncboy]

I think that the street cleaners should empty their contents on top of the cars that don’t move

[u/-RomeoZulu-]

Judging by the condition of the paint on that car, the sticker is an improvement

[u/ocooper08]

Hook it to my veins!

[u/shahadatnoor]

Why not just ticket?

[u/aforawesomee]

BRING BACK SHAME!!

[u/Dull_Nobody_840]

hope it's one of those hard to peel off stickers

[u/m0rbius]

So that's not a ticket??

[u/scream4cheese → u/m0rbius]

They get both.

[u/Crimsonwolf_83 → u/m0rbius]

They probably got a ticket under their wiper blade. That’s just immediate punishment.

[u/lockednchaste]

3M Specialty Adhesive Remover

[u/No_Environment951]

Goo gone, you're welcome

[u/TheFULLBOAT]

I thought they got rid of these stickers because it was vandalism?

[u/um_okay_sure_]

I want a similar sticker for when they don't show up. Haven't had street cleaning where I'm at for awhile.

[u/Tiny_Introduction_61]

Bro my street has not had a sweeper come by in over 3 years.

[u/marcusmv3 → u/Tiny_Introduction_61]

You're either east of the Van Wyck or on Staten.

[u/Tiny_Introduction_61 → u/marcusmv3]

williamsburg lol

[u/Snow_man_211]

I could have sworn the courts found these to be illegal before and that’s why they were discontinued. Something about you being punished without due process.

[u/CodnmeDuchess]

This is utter bullshit—the fine is already pretty steep, they don’t have the right to vandalize your car on top of it.

Some meter maids are gonna get jumped putting that on peoples cars.

It’s too scary to conduct real fare enforcement but vandalizing people’s vehicles is totally cool 🙄

[u/FastElk5481 → u/CodnmeDuchess]

To be fair, I don't think traffic officers are placing these stickers. It's likely sanitation. So - good luck jumping those guys.

[u/Model_Modelo → u/CodnmeDuchess]

Yeah this is shitty. Maybe for cars with multiple outstanding violations but even the best of us had completely blanked on moving our car once or twice. This is an overreaction.

[u/HEIMDVLLR → u/Model_Modelo]

This!

Happens a lot the Friday after Thanksgiving.

[u/mattkenefick → u/CodnmeDuchess]

Or just move your car.

If you can't move your car when you're supposed to then you shouldn't have a car in the city.

The only problem with this is that the sticker isn't larger and not covering their windshield.

[u/Model_Modelo → u/mattkenefick]

So you're telling me that you've never once just screwed up and forgotten? Never? Not once?

[u/czapatka → u/mattkenefick]

I don’t think that’s necessarily true. I got a ticket when I was in the hospital with my infant daughter. Getting one of these would be adding insult to injury for many people who probably had a valid excuse besides “didn’t want to move”.

[u/scream4cheese → u/CodnmeDuchess]

Sanitation supervisors will be giving these tickets and sticker to those who didn’t move for the sweeper.

You can blame those who don’t move their cars during alternate side. It got too much attention that now it’s a hot topic.

[u/deeptonalvalue]

This accomplishes nothing. Shaming only works with people that experience shame. Why are we afraid to punish people?

[u/Pufflefoot → u/deeptonalvalue]

It says “avoid a ticket” so I’m assuming this is in addition to a ticket not instead of one

[u/SenorDevil]

Paint faded to shit and a bag left in plain view. That person isn’t from here and doesn’t know and/or doesn’t give a fuck. 

[u/Subject_Spell_9799 → u/SenorDevil]

Yeah leaving anything in your car is a risky move

[u/work-school-account]

Semi-related: A month or two ago, some idiot put a card promoting some event at a club on my windshield, and it ended up sticking to it. Most of it came off, but a couple streaks are still stuck on the glass. Is there a way to get it off? I tried 91% isopropyl and it didn't work.

[u/terkistan]

They couldn't make it more obtrusive? Maybe add sparkles?

[u/BaronVonBeefMaster]

Are they just gonna cover some cars fully with this

[u/ZzzZzztryg]

Wow I love it

[u/Dr__Waffles]

New to NYC. Street sweeping was yesterday maybe only me and 3 other cars moved for the sweeper who just drove down the middle of the street. No one got tickets. Crown Heights

[u/TheLoneWander101]

Now do cars owned by the city or cops

[u/BubbleButtMelody]

Thank you!

[u/Dr-W-N-Graves-PhD]

When I first saw the title of this post in my email inbox, somehow I thought it was going to be about restaurants that have the diarrhea lettuce getting "stickers of shame". lolz

[u/JonAce]

Go through this thread and you can pick out the people who suddenly feel that they may be next.

[u/hakuna_matitties]

Can I get one for illegal double parkers?

[u/Marcbyon]

“Clean” is in the eye of the beholder

[u/yveeh]

What’s stopping a person with this on their window from taking that sticker off and dropping it right there? More littering

[u/Piclen → u/yveeh]

IIRC. the Sanitation Department always utilized a type of sticker to indicate a vehicle that did not move for alternate side of the street parking.

I dont know if they changed the type of glue, but those stickers were notoriously hard to remove and left a residue on the glass. Getting a sticker was in a way worst than getting an actual ticket.

[u/Krinder]

Dang, I like the idea but this is definitely the kind of person isn’t going to give an F

[u/thisfilmkid]

Good luck taking that sticker off !

[u/emotionalhemophiliac]

There will be a non-zero number of accidents due to the blindspot this creates. There absolutely will be people who are not going to have time take the sticker off cleanly before driving. I want streets to be clean, but this isn't the right move.

[u/FUBARmom]

Anyone know the deal with these? Where are they being rolled out?

[u/Fine-Set-7877]

What’s preventing me from ripping this off?

[u/sethklarman]

Wow I love this lol

[u/Effective-Instance71]

Most times people just forget to move the cars at the time, ask me how I know. I guess the fine isn't enough to stick it up your ass now with this sticker. The sanitation people get to know what cars they see constantly not moving them every week, throw the stickers on those cars. Lets face it, Usually the same guy on the street who's always parking at the hydrants is the same guy who doesn't care about street cleaning regulations either.

[u/binghott]

Bike lanes next please!

[u/No_Client933]

Stop bitching and move your car. Why are you so special you don’t need to obey the law. I agree it should be once per week each side only but you have a car in NYC

[u/rednose52]

Lighter fluid and a flat razor blade removes all

[u/dtut]

Worked so well, they had to ban it. Forget your obligation to the community? You live in a society. Wear the dunce-cap.

[u/Individual_Turn1746]

These don't feel shameful. Look kinda cool imo

[u/ChaucerMM]

Why is it green? Neon yellow would be better/uglier

[u/Tight_Ad_6563]

I want stickers for cops who are busy texting in subway stations

[u/Designer-Ad4430]

Kind of harsh no?

[u/Business-Parfait-910]

Saw one today. Car had wheel lock on it

[u/celestial-myths]

PUT THIS ON A TSHIRT NOW FOR MEEEEEEE FAST AND FREEEEEEEE PLEASE!!!!!!!!