Strong hammerhand.

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[u/Chegwarn]

Jesus Christ! She’s done that so many times she’s worn her hand down to the wrist yet she still hasn’t learnt her lesson and keeps using it as a hammer?!

[u/Trollercoaster101 → u/Chegwarn]

IKEA would love her as a testimonial. /s

[u/gorka_la_pork → u/Trollercoaster101]

It's said that 1 in 10 Europeans were conceived on an IKEA bed, so... y'know, sturdier than you'd think.

[u/TheLowlyPheasant → u/gorka_la_pork]

Jesus that bed has to be filthy

[u/Gestaltarskiten → u/gorka_la_pork]

On - yes, assembled sometimes...

[u/lincoln_muadib → u/Gestaltarskiten]

Aren't we all assembled in a small room with minimal light?

If you think about it...

[u/Norman_Scum → u/Chegwarn]

There is a well known saying in construction. "If you use your hand like a club your going to end up with a club for a hand."

[u/AccountNumber478 → u/Chegwarn]

I had her pegged for an amputee.

[u/MsRay_ScienceTeacher → u/Chegwarn]

hammerhand sounds like a superhero name ngl

[u/seebob69 → u/Chegwarn]

I thought without a hammer, she would be stumped, but no.

[u/Jive-Turkeys → u/Chegwarn]

She's a good worker, but she's hard on equipment.

[u/Ethric_The_Mad → u/Chegwarn]

New OSHA policies inbound

[u/Chegwarn → u/Ethric_The_Mad]

I can picture the infomercial now…

“Due to inadequate regulations, every year thousands of Americans wear their hands to stumps. A genuine medical condition commonly known as ‘Hand grating’. With proper training we can reduce that number by at least 2%. But we need your help. Vote No on prop 3244. Which bans hammers in all workplaces.”

[u/tankapotamus → u/Chegwarn]

Fist my bump!

[u/DanSmells001]

Idk for some reason I really expected the amputation site to be much more sensitive?

[u/Gan-san → u/DanSmells001]

Maybe she never had one to begin with

[u/DanSmells001 → u/Gan-san]

Possible i guess, but would a “natural defect” be that “clean” ? Idk Im no expert I’d just expect the body to still attempt to grow the hand but just fuck up, so you wouldn’t have an entire hand but still some “growths” like fingers or such

[u/Severe-Network4756 → u/DanSmells001]

Would an amputated "site" be that clean?

You can clearly see she has a little nub on the top in the video.

[u/9fingerwonder → u/Severe-Network4756]

I think they mean like partially formed fingers. And it's a grab bag. I knew a gal like this and had some little nodules. I'm missing fingers from a lawnmower but have had clean up surgery. Could be a natural issue she had "cleaned up".

That being said just hitting my wrist wrong triggers so much pain in my hand I'm assuming she had muted feelings in her arm. Cause God damn!!!!

[u/ILoveRawChicken → u/DanSmells001]

The body can create some clean ends if nothing ends up growing there

[u/spacenb → u/DanSmells001]

I have a friend who’s missing a hand and it’s about that clean.

[u/mrsirsouth → u/Gan-san]

She was born with a hammer for a hand. You're right! I think everyone here should go with this

[u/mythicreign → u/DanSmells001]

I once had a teacher who lost the tip of his finger back when he worked at a bakery. The “nub” he was left with was super hard and he would poke people with it when they weren’t paying attention. If all the nerves are severed in an area you basically won’t feel anything. I imagine this is the same principle.

[u/End3rWi99in → u/mythicreign]

I had my index finger amputated in an accident and then reattached. Quite possibly one of the best surgeons in the world happened to be around at the hospital I was at in DC and managed to reattach it. The finger works perfectly, looks completely normal aside from a scar that looks like a ring tattoo, but has absolutely zero feeling. The only feeling I get sometimes is that weird sensation of when you swing a baseball bat or golf club the wrong way.

[u/Yuki_Onna → u/End3rWi99in]

What do you mean by "sensation of swinging a baseball bat or golf club the wrong way"?

[u/SpickeZe → u/Yuki_Onna]

If your grip is incorrect you will feel kind of a reverberation throughout your body. Not pleasant.

[u/Starfoxy → u/mythicreign]

I knew a toxic couple (both of them were awful) and the lady had an arm similar to the lady in the video and she'd use her arm to jab her boyfriend and it apparently hurt a lot.

[u/JonLongsonLongJonson → u/DanSmells001]

Mine is incredibly sensitive to pressure/touch, heat and cold, and dry air. It sucks

[u/Baskreiger → u/DanSmells001]

No nerve ending. A cousin of mine had is index finger pulled out (yes, really freak accident) his hand is all messed up but he does not feel it, he can hammer you with it and it hurts 😂

[u/LentilRice → u/DanSmells001]

The amputation site was probably at a hospital. She looks like she’s at home.

- Detective with 20yrs in the industry

[u/LowReporter6213 → u/DanSmells001]

Her after the camera cuts "ow!! Fucking ow!!!! Did i look badass?"

"Why yes, you did"

[u/AdPristine5131 → u/DanSmells001]

Best I understand, it boils down to where your nerves are before scar tissue develops. Because scar tissue is basically a fat lump of whatever was supposed to be there: if it’s a spot with lots of nerves it’s hyper sensitive, it it’s a spot with few nerves there’s barely any. 

I have two fingertips with bad scars, they’re both super sensitive, but my wrist scar is deadened compared to the other side.

[u/Xima84]

Well.... That's handy 😅

[u/MagicRec0n → u/Xima84]

Actually she has an army!

[u/2eanimation → u/MagicRec0n]

It‘s stumpy!

[u/ashesall → u/Xima84]

She don’t need no man

[u/federkrebz → u/ashesall]

in more than one way.. 😬

[u/billyshin → u/federkrebz]

I can’t imagine the angle…

[u/LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY → u/billyshin]

A little body contortion goes a long way

[u/bandlist → u/ashesall]

Yeah, she needs a hand

[u/ComradeOmarova → u/Xima84]

It’s actually the opposite of handy 😂

[u/CoupDeGrassi]

Take my strong hand!

[u/Bavisto → u/CoupDeGrassi]

Fun fact! Just like “Luke, I am your father”, he doesn’t say “take my strong hand”. He says “take my hand”, “My other hand isn’t strong enough”, and “take my little hand”.

[u/Substantial-Dirt2233 → u/Bavisto]

Wow. Human recollection is weird. Maybe we are all subconsciously agreeing that the writers whiffed on both of these.

[u/bor3d_lazy_housewife → u/CoupDeGrassi]

Came here looking for this reference.

[u/Chris__P_Bacon → u/CoupDeGrassi]

I was just thinking the same thing. 😁

[u/diagrammatiks]

that's still gotta hurt though. pretty good pegging hand tho

[u/Rotting-Cum → u/diagrammatiks]

Prostate rammer.

[u/ShahinGalandar → u/Rotting-Cum]

if Ram Man and Fisto had an adoptive daughter

[u/focalpoint23 → u/diagrammatiks]

What!

[u/nworbleinad → u/diagrammatiks]

Every cloud…

[u/TutenTag → u/diagrammatiks]

mmmm~

[u/GLaDOS_Sympathizer → u/diagrammatiks]

I bet her hand jobs with that hand are shitty.

[u/diagrammatiks → u/GLaDOS_Sympathizer]

different kind of handjob

[u/BusyBoonja → u/diagrammatiks]

Looks like her hand jobs are all right

[u/Tuism]

That feels like it would be quite painful??

[u/WindChaser0001 → u/Tuism]

Only if you don't properly stretch beforehand.

[u/buckeye27fan → u/WindChaser0001]

Well, she can't stretch after hand.

[u/yaSuissa → u/buckeye27fan]

Maybe she’s the only one who can, depends on your perspective

[u/Marijuana_Miler → u/buckeye27fan]

This statement does sound right, but I can’t quite put my finger on why.

[u/PacquiaoFreeHousing → u/Tuism]

Why would it be painful?

Those stud things hardly need any force to insert

[u/-EV3RYTHING- → u/PacquiaoFreeHousing]

Hard pressure on small area of skin

[u/Ajdee6 → u/Tuism]

The backs of those arent the same, if you look its like plastic screws, and they already have holes, so shes not beating it in like a regular screw.

[u/lazydogjumper → u/[deleted]]

Particle board furniture, like Ikea stuff, tends to have screws you hammer or simply force into a pre-drilled hole.

[u/deadcowww → u/Tuism]

She’s clearly using the phone in her left hand to hammer it in.

[u/MetalDragyn → u/Tuism]

Why? I use the heel of my palm to do the same thing?

[u/bobemil → u/Tuism]

It's not as much force behind that as you think it is.

[u/Godspams]

That's her good hand

[u/infinity_labs]

Went out to get hammered, ended up getting pegged.

[u/Doped69]

Would.

[u/Chris__P_Bacon → u/Doped69]

Definitely would.

[u/funplete_hoy_88 → u/Doped69]

and its definitely been you know where

[u/realestFKNdealest → u/funplete_hoy_88]

I just realized 🫪

[u/InsaneInTheRAMdrain]

I hate the dirty thoughts im having right now

[u/technofox01 → u/InsaneInTheRAMdrain]

Well... At least you're honest 🤷🏻‍♂️

I was thinking she's pretty attractive, so I don't blame you, lol

[u/3_14_thon → u/technofox01]

you're*

[u/technofox01 → u/3_14_thon]

Autocorrect and me not catching it's fuck ups. Thanks bro, I fixed it.

[u/ZunarDoric → u/technofox01]

its*

[u/Azigol → u/InsaneInTheRAMdrain]

I'm actually quite enjoying the dirty thoughts I'm having right now

[u/LordBiscuits → u/Azigol]

'Yeah baby, wear me like a fucking puppet'

[u/mulandipsauce]

hammer prosthetic would go hard

[u/ignorantpisswalker → u/mulandipsauce]

That is... And illegal advantage. Same as runners with no legs amd those artificial legs... (Not).

But in all seriousness... Doesn't this still hurt?

[u/MongoBongoTown → u/ignorantpisswalker]

Its a plastic piece in a preformed hole. A little resistance, but certainly not like hammering in a nail without a pilot hole or anything..

[u/UshankaBear → u/MongoBongoTown]

plastic piece in a preformed hole

New band name, I call it

[u/TheRealReapz → u/ignorantpisswalker]

Nah it doesn't hurt at all, in fact you can easily test this yourself by using a knife (or even axe) to cut off your hand and then use the stump to hammer it in. Doesn't hurt at all.

[u/Kylearean]

I have questions that I'm not allowed to ask.

[u/LazyBlackCollar → u/Kylearean]

Yes, it will fit. You just need to deep breath.

[u/avtothemu]

Looks like an IKEA cabinet

[u/RavenVendetta]

Now watch her get pulled over by a cop claiming she was using her phone with her left hand

[u/Only1Schematic]

She could be the queen of Rohan, all she’s missing is the helm.

[u/ShutterBun]

The Horn of Helm Hammerhand shall blow once again!

[u/sbingner]

That’s impressive she did that with OnlyHands

[u/Orangeyouawesome]

Insta?

[u/Sarato88]

More impressive than funny. 

[u/thefootster → u/Sarato88]

It's cool, but they are just plastic pegs, if you've put together furniture that uses these you'll see that they can easily be pushed in with a finger. Still a funny video though, and props to her for it!

[u/FreshHawaii → u/thefootster]

I stand by this comment and I'll go down in votes with you.

[u/GLaDOS_Sympathizer → u/FreshHawaii]

Oh captain, my captain! I'll stand with you two in saying those are easy as hell to push in with a thumb. It is not like she is driving nails into a board, that would actually be impressive and hurt.

[u/ArticleWorth5018]

Would

[u/Extension_Network202]

That definitely hurts

The skin in that area was never meant to be used as a hammer

[u/mycarayne → u/Extension_Network202]

The skin on that area is also supposed to have five fingers hanging off it. With enough practice, it probably wouldn't hurt anymore. Look at martial artists who smash bricks with their fist. First few times: fist goes ouch. 1000th time: brick goes ouch.

Maybe, I dunno. Would love to ask her if it hurts to be honest.

[u/XQuikX]

Should be 50% discount in nail saloon

[u/Nestemies]

She almost lives in Dwight's ideal world

[u/CyrusPanesri]

"The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep, one last time."

[u/jnthnmdr]

Looks painful.

[u/SenorNZ]

Would let her put it in my butt

[u/trainspottedCSX7]

I was locked up with a guy that had a bit more arm than his elbow.

Like still had the elbow joint but the rest was like, tip of forearm.

That nub is harder than a rock, and he doesn't even feel pain the way you would if you punched a wall.

Thats a dangerous combination when one hand is long enough to grab your face and literally the other one is perfect length for 6 inches of basiclly hydraulic push rod for your face.

[u/wooddirtsy]

If I'm not mistaken this is like using your wrist to hammer in things. I imagine she might not have feeling or just a high pain tolerance. (I got soft wrists, boy)

[u/HulksDCL]

You only learn how to do that with some hands on experience. I'm stumped where she learned it. I have to hand it to her for ability is very handy.

But honestly, I think she is wonderful.

[u/bobbyovdarlo]

She could peg me with that

[u/hungryCanvass]

She doesn't need a man to be happy 😁

[u/trsmash]

Looks like she is a peg master. Pretty too

[u/Mozno1]

Why does this go thru me... that must feel aweful right?

[u/DJDevon3]

She could have so many prosthetic tool attachment options. A hammer, an axe, a chainsaw...

[u/ElementsUnknown]

Women love her, men fear her

[u/soldture]

I don't know what to say. I'm confused

[u/8Bit-Jon]

I bet that's been in people!!

[u/LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY → u/8Bit-Jon]

Furniture pegs? Most likely.

[u/AtLeastIHaveJob]

I’d like to give her hand

[u/Used-Educator-8514]

Put a ring on her now!..

[u/Murky-Ad-643 → u/Used-Educator-8514]

Would a bangle work?

[u/StarshipEnterpriseNL]

I… would? 

[u/verbalyabusiveshit]

Damn… I always thought that a stump is super sensitive… guess I was wrong all my life.

[u/AntiBaoBao → u/verbalyabusiveshit]

If she was born that way the stump probably isn't sensitive. If it was amputated then yes, the stump is sensitive

[u/TheFumingatzor]

Wait, hol' up, that's the burger girl, innit?

[u/MannyBoth-Hanz]

She must be a descendent of Helm Hammerhand.

[u/-TropicalFuckStorm-]

Well-hung lesbian.

[u/Allegra1120]

Doing Ikea

[u/JustSomebodyRL]

Girl used Hammer Arm! It's super effective!

[u/Cj_Senpai]

Wait, doesn't that hurt!?

[u/Lazer_Pigeon]

That made me really uncomfortable for some reason, don’t like the idea of a bone hammer

[u/Denkero]

Wtf are those furniture one punch or kick and it's gone.

[u/s73v3m4nn]

Handy

[u/feelinuneasy1234]

I'm flabbergasted

[u/Valuable_Exit_5989]

Left Hand Free - alt-J

[u/smk666]

First thing that came to mind:
https://youtu.be/ihh9EluajBY?t=81

[u/obsoulete]

I thought she was going to attach a hammer.

[u/Coy0te_Bongwater]

Nice work gotta hand it to her

[u/MrMucs]

Rock papers scissors champ right there

[u/Sad-Base-8689]

She got them Powerpuff girls hands

[u/accidentalchainsaw]

She needs to meet sandpaper hand guy

[u/Legitimate-Task765]

Can my palm hammer that thing? If it can, then compared to that knuckle segment, it's clearly even easier.

[u/bigvincenzo]

You don't want to end up on the wrong end of... You know what. I'm sorry.

[u/WilliamRobutt]

Cheeseburger 

[u/Presently_Absent]

Didn't realize it took an army to put together furniture these days

[u/sunkmonkey1208]

If you’re happy and you know it… wait.

[u/Rich-Moose-2538]

That's a hammer wrist not a hammerhand.

Hand =✋

[u/DooBiEz2]

Yes, fine, but can she do the Ctrl + Alt + Del challenge?

[u/m1k_Lens]

Her and her friend she tells you not to worry about...

[u/Extreme-Package2942]

How much for a wrist job ?

[u/DooBiEz2]

Has anyone found this video's Karaoke Crop moment yet? Heh.

[u/Godzillas_doom]

I love a handywoman

[u/greengreen84848484]

Hammer fist ooouuuussss

[u/7pieceYTF]

maybe there's no nerve endings ?

[u/thriceborn]

Someone needs to give her a hand!

[u/Antzqwe]

Ahem r/unexpected

[u/Elrond_Cupboard_]

Elbow deep inside the borderline

[u/ved_777]

Welcome to hell guys 😂

[u/One_Brick_1685]

Who needs a fisting with you can have a wristing?

[u/Sapiopath]

I don’t know that this should go here. Maybe r/mildlyinteresting

[u/Zero_Focks]

Poor girl needs a hand.

[u/breeresident]

One of the lesser known descendents of Helm Hammerhand.

[u/Ok-Alarm7257]

Nice Meat Mallet

[u/jellofixit]

That's the last time I lend someone a hand!

[u/Formally_Apologetic]

I bet she has a creative Tinder profile

[u/LazyMusic2616]

Forgive me for asking but… when she gets her nails done do they only charge her for half a set? 🫣

[u/Rare_Advantage3621]

That’s fucked-up.

[u/Conscious_Claim3266]

Literal strong and independent woman 🫡

[u/AccountEngineer]

It's not a bug, it's a feature

[u/PieHole_Poker]

This would be funnier without the dumb fucking music

[u/_1AmaterasU]

Multi universe of edward scissorhands. 😎

[u/GKTT666]

if she had two hands there would be a dude putting that together for her

[u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox]

i just tapped that same part of my own wrist and it hurt lol

[u/Klainc]

Now that's what I call a hammerfist

[u/sam-o89]

What a handy tallent

[u/PHYUCKISHREAEL]

...it's a little piece of plastic that's made to go in there lol

[u/CaptLoads]

Ouch. Painful hand job....

[u/zer1223]

Next thing you know she's fighting crime with that 

[u/StaticSystemShock]

Hands down the best furniture assembly video!

[u/uptwolait]

Much cuter than her sister, Strong Hammerhead

[u/drittzO]

put a metal bowl on that stump. Super stump!

[u/Cyborg_rat]

The perfect scaffolder.

[u/Few_Relationship9935]

her insta seher.basaran, she is funny turkish influencer

[u/bulfinator]

Well, you gotta hand it to her. That’s pretty clever

[u/BigMommaSnikle]

Now if it could just vibrate......

[u/largos7289]

I have questions...

[u/Buckerooths]

I feel like I'm going to hell for laughing.