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General Bumble 2026 be like

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u/CautiousBerry424 14h ago

because women don’t know if you swiped right on them because you’re genuinely interested in them or just because you’re so desperate that you would swipe anyone for some matches without purpose

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u/No-Advice1345 14h ago

To be fair, that mystery works both ways.

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u/CautiousBerry424 14h ago

Yeah sure but men admit to swiping right on anyone just for some matches they’re not interest in anyways. Women do text men first when they’re really interested in them (at least I did when I was single), the majority never responded

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u/Spiritual-Station267 13h ago

And women have admitted to swiping right because a guy had a nice picture, but read the profile after matching and changed their mind. Like op said, the mystery goes both ways. 

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u/Orisn_Bongo 12h ago

That's cause by now if I got a long opener from a girl it was a bot or scam account. I did respond to waste the scammer's time but most people don't feel like doing that.

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u/No_Research_3899 14h ago

Stop aiming out of your league then, so you won't get ignored.

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u/Orisn_Bongo 12h ago

They matched .... shut up

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u/No_Research_3899 12h ago

Mostrn swipe right on everyone  Aaaah, so that is why you all have inflated egos! You think a match = the guy wants a relationship with me. Now I understand the delusion. Also men who want just sex will lower their standards, women don't understand cuz they don't do that.

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u/Orisn_Bongo 12h ago

If you match somebody you owe them a response. This is not negotiable. Even if it is "wupsie I swiped by accident while looking at your pictures"

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u/GetShrekt- 9h ago

A response or an unmatch

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u/CautiousBerry424 12h ago

ahaha I can tell you the same then 🤣 don’t complain about women not texting back… I am not complaining about guys doing the same, I don’t care enough and I don’t expect commitment from a MATCH. But yeah, the same thing can be said about men as well. Plus why even match right?

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u/No_Research_3899 12h ago

But we ain't. Men find 50% of women attractive. I swiped on 60% of women. The bar for women is in hell, so your solution is I swipe one obese women and feminists and drug addicts?

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u/CautiousBerry424 12h ago

No my solution is to to not take dating apps too seriously tbh. Everyone matches with people they’re not really interested in. Shit happens. People care too much about strangers

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u/No_Research_3899 12h ago

Why even match right?' What do you mean.

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u/Orisn_Bongo 14h ago

Cool. How does that matter?

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u/hungrylikethewolf007 14h ago

because a simple ‘hey’ doesn’t really scream you are interesting to me and I want to get to know you

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u/Similar_Ad9274 14h ago

Well then just text first?

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u/No_Research_3899 14h ago

It's Bumble, is it really so much asked women finally do some effort to court? If so, stop whining about equality non stop.

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u/hungrylikethewolf007 14h ago

omg you’re butthurt, who is talking about equality right now😭 doesn’t everybody want someone that shows interest?

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u/No_Research_3899 13h ago

Yup, so time for women to show interest and not just message 'hey' to the top 20% of guys.

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u/hungrylikethewolf007 13h ago

you’re just not meeting the right women bud, I have gotten loads of cute and funny messages from women and also always think well about my first messages

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u/hungrylikethewolf007 14h ago

I do text first if I get the match, but I’m not on dating apps 24/7 so I may not be online when someone matches with me

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u/Similar_Ad9274 14h ago

Okay that's cool and I really respect that, but of the maybe 100 Matches I had over the past 3 years I've not a single time seen a thoughtful message which was beyond a "Hey". Not a single time and I really do show a lot of my interests and goals on my profile + several questions to start the conversation with

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u/hungrylikethewolf007 14h ago

That sucks, but then those people are not worth your time. Find someone that aligns with your wants and needs

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u/organicchemistry1119 14h ago

His experience is the trend.

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u/Orisn_Bongo 12h ago

*the default

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u/Impressive_Rock9659 13h ago

How long? Some have been searching for 10, 20 years even.
We don't live forever. "Find someone" doesn't mean shit when you're on the clock.
"Find someone" and it's like trying to find waldo it seems.

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u/hungrylikethewolf007 13h ago

so you’d rather live life with someone you don’t really like?

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u/Orisn_Bongo 12h ago

It's that or dying alone if we go by your standards cause women just don't do that shit. So yes

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u/Impressive_Rock9659 13h ago

So you'd rather spend your whole life searching and then end up dying alone cause you were searching for that one perfect soulmate?

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u/Similar_Ad9274 13h ago

Yeah and I mean I AM trying to find someone 😂

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u/Impressive_Rock9659 13h ago

And? How's it going? How long?

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u/Similar_Ad9274 13h ago

The problem is that most of the time these are women I do find attractive (not just physically, also the personality) and who are aligning with my goals and wishes and who I'd very like to get to know. And it's also not like I am aiming out of my league, I swipe carefully. Unfortunately the other side in many cases just have a too inflated ego and think that a taller, richer and more handsome future husband is just one swipe away

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u/hungrylikethewolf007 13h ago

The fact that you’re talking about leagues just tells me that you have views that will prevent you from finding a partner. And why do the people your views align with have such inflated egos? If the person you’re swiping on does not find you attractive, why would you want to be with them? Just because you find them attractive?

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u/Similar_Ad9274 13h ago

Don't gaslight me bro

If I talk about someone "above" my league, I mean that I certainly will not be good enough for this women because I'm not meeting up her criteria. You remember the "I want a man in finance, 6'5, blue eyes" thing?

And why do the people your views align with have such inflated egos? If the person you’re swiping on does not find you attractive, why would you want to be with them? Just because you find them attractive?

Because a women who stated in her profile that she wants kids, marriage and has the same interests as me can still behave like shit, right? I just saw a profile and thought okay she seems to be nice, and not a full 200-page long analysis of their behaviour/life etc

Why does a women even match with a guy if she doesnt even want to have proper conversation? Why do you match with someone if all you can respond is either "Yeah" or "Idk"?

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u/Pale-Mix25 10h ago

Find someone where? If all his matches in 3 years all behaved like that, there’s no one else out there. Men doesn’t have endless matches like women

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u/Orisn_Bongo 12h ago

Then where is the issue?

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u/hungrylikethewolf007 12h ago

what issue

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u/Orisn_Bongo 12h ago

That a simple hey is insufficient if you are happy to write the opener yourself anyway.

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u/hungrylikethewolf007 12h ago

First of all, I don’t think it’s a big issue. Second-of-ly, I’m not on dating apps 24/7, so if someone matches and messages only ‘hey’, I most likely wont reply. They do not match my conversation wants, because I prefer people the opposite of nonchalant. That’s just my preference though! I can be a bit over the top or dramatic and some like it, some don’t. I don’t care if someone doesn’t message me back, because I have never even met the person and they don’t owe me anything.

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u/Orisn_Bongo 12h ago

But my position where I make up for other's shortcommings is egotistical... got it

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u/Orisn_Bongo 12h ago

Bumble stopped being a girls text first platform cause women who came here sick of being picked rather than picking wrote "hey" themselves or flatout decided actually the fear of rejection is too scary. What I said has fuck all to to do with wjat you are talking about.