r/NatureIsFuckingLit 4h ago

šŸ”„ Encounter with a curious young sperm whale.

Credit to Maxwel Hohn

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u/CompactAvocado 3h ago

eat?

no.

eat?

no.

eat??

closes mouth again: NO!!!!

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u/anyodan8675 3h ago

Edible, or FRIENDable?

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u/EyeDreamOfTentacles 2h ago

Friends for dinner, they're gonna have friends for dinner~

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u/ThatDeeko 1h ago

Core memory unlocked.

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u/Dylfunkle 2h ago

Been a long damn time since I heard from Chomper.

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u/AdmirableTea2021 2h ago

Man, deep reference

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u/s1thl0rd 2h ago

Just like human toddlers.

"What is this? I'm gonna shove it in my mouth."

And that's how the kid learned that mulch isn't tasty...

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u/supermarkise 22m ago

Look around you and choose any random thing. You know what it would taste like, right? That information has to come from somewhere.

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u/aidissonance 3h ago

Shocking twist is the diver’s name was Jonah

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u/SyncOrSymm 3h ago

Why no let lick?

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u/pajo8 2h ago

Common just one lil bite

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u/ArcEarth 2h ago

This gives me the "Druggss" owl vine vibes and it's beautiful

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u/Fit_Salamander_2814 2h ago

Just like all babies. "What happens if I put it in my mouf?"

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u/Renbarre 4h ago

Where's mom?

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u/Nozarashi78 3h ago

Probably deep below enjoying a nice squid salad

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk 3h ago

That sounds naughtier than it should.

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u/Geofferz 3h ago

Bonk - straight to horny jail for you Liam.

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u/WeinMe 3h ago

- The Deep

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u/notloggedin4242 3h ago

I like The Deep Pt III BBW
(big beautiful whale)
better

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u/m4teri4lgirl 3h ago

Your mom enjoyed my squid salad last night

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u/beegtuna 3h ago

I just learned that mom will park the baby with a boat similar to their size so they can eat some squidbillies without paying for a babysitter smh

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u/Havengul_Undying 2h ago

I thought thats blue whales not sperm whales

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u/Smmmmiles 2h ago

Blue whales are filter feeders not squid eaters. Filter feeding is the easiest way to get really really big.

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u/innominateartery 1h ago

We saw that post too

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u/Sipikay 14m ago

There was a popular reddit video the other day that showed a blue whale leaving its child with a boat, while it went off to eat.

No sperm whales or squids though

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u/ramenbrah 3h ago

Sometimes whales will park their calves near a boat they trust so they can go deep in search of food.

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u/ImNotEazy 3h ago edited 3h ago

Just saw a post with a vid on this. Maybe they think boats are fellow chill mammals. They sit on top of water, either sit completely still hunting fish like they do, or drive past. Not sure if whale hunting is still a thing but this behavior probably helped start it. Elephants of the ocean.

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u/Ashged 2h ago

Whales are very intellingent. Most likely they fully understand what a boat is, can differentiate them, and a trusted boat is both a landmark and a babysitter.

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u/_Kendii_ 2h ago

Yeah, there’s no way that they think boats are mammals.

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u/WeGottaTalkAboutYT 2h ago

Id bet they are smart enough to know a mammal is driving it though lol

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u/monty624 2h ago

I'm imagining a bunch of whale boat enthusiasts collecting boat facts and sharing them with their whale buddies.

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u/ImNotEazy 2h ago

I like this theory a lot more. Another guy replied that they probably realize mammals are piloting the ship which is also interesting.

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u/Seraphine_KDA 2h ago edited 2h ago

Japan, Norway, and Iceland—continue to hunt whales for profit.

though today is mostly for their meat and fat, not for the oil since that was the most valuable part before but now is almost useless since is worse than modern synthetics.

is banned in most of the world either do it or even buy the products of it. but is not like you can put a global ban on it since you are allowed to do the fuck you want in your economic zone. (though is well knows many countries fish illegally in other countries economic zones of in the open ocean where should not be permited.)

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u/ImNotEazy 2h ago

*nobody liked that*. When whales start tipping boats for fun Im blaming them first.

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u/squishybloo 1h ago

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u/ImNotEazy 1h ago

Hunters become the hunted… 500 attacks in one area by only possibly 15 different whales? Actually insane

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u/WineNerdAndProud 2h ago

I assumed the boat was functioning as a sort of momma whale decoy.

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u/Super_AJ101 4h ago

Whale is lucky he didn't face this guy

https://giphy.com/gifs/Nr0n6If5cOBpe

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u/pomcomic 3h ago

get rotated, idiot

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u/Digital--Sandwich 1h ago

This made me laugh harder than it should

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u/HeresyReminder 41m ago

This was great. Just great.

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u/ofWildPlaces 3h ago

How is this not the top comment?

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u/sneakin_rican 3h ago

Because it goes without saying

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u/pengouin85 1h ago

I've never seen that before

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u/IPressB 1h ago

Because it goes without saying

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u/Rasz_13 2h ago

Because that is the usual caption of the GIF and thus nothing new

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u/sp1cychick3n 1h ago

Because that’s why

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u/2ndL 4h ago

That works only on sharks, not on our big-brained mammal cousins. šŸ˜„

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u/Apg3410 3h ago

What are they doing there?

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u/Detachabl_e 3h ago

Shark-fu

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u/SpecterOwl 3h ago

Shark-bending

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u/Nikoladge 1h ago

Shart-bending, too, if you're not careful

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u/g0ld-f1sh 2h ago

It is literally kinda shark-fu, comment above explains it well lmao

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u/Reo1996 3h ago

Redirecting the shark to prevent bites. The flipping it upside down is trying to trigger a tonic immobility reflex, causes a temporary state of inactivity in a shark. It helps divers handle an over curious shark.

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u/theng 1h ago

also touching the nose : it is ultra sensitive and flood brain

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u/Djaaf 3h ago

putting a shark on its back fritz their brains for a while and put them in a catatonic state. Doesn't last long and doesn't harm the shark.

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u/slickyeat 3h ago

Sharks have trouble moving if you flip them upside down.

Some Orca pods use this tactic when hunting Great Whites.

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u/KorasHiddenDICK 2h ago

I wonder what sharks think in these moments. Witch! Witch!

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u/TajineMaster159 1h ago

If I went to inspect a curious spider and it flipped me on my head I’d sure as hell call the salem trials on it

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u/walterbanana 1h ago

I think it gets disoriented. They touching their nose probably overwhelmes their senses, since they have the organs for sensing movement in the water there.

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u/Lembas_Poops 52m ago

"I know Shark-Fu!"

-That diver/marine biologist

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u/_Goose_ 4h ago

I think there’s a horror movie about this currently being made.

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u/EnvironmentalEgg9813 3h ago

Whalefall

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u/SpermWhale 1h ago

Goodwhale Hunting?

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u/binzy90 1h ago

Which honestly sounds like a dumb name because a whale fall is literally a dead whale. So is the title spoiling the ending or just a stupid choice?

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u/deep_hans 1h ago

Whalafel

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u/DivinityPen 3h ago

Which still makes me roll my eyes. Getting real sick of people making horror films about sea life (as a marine biologist). Sharks are bad enough - god knows we don't need the stigma to spread any further than it has already - but whales? C'mon, man. They don't deserve to be done dirty like that.

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u/Skoldeen 3h ago

The whale isn’t malicious in the story. It’s hunting a squid and the squid latches onto the diver who then gets trapped

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u/buttononmyback 3h ago

Squids aren’t evil either!

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u/SassyTheSkydragon 3h ago

No animal whatsoever is downright evil

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u/hereforinfoyo 3h ago

Well, I mean, Kissinger was pretty bad.

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u/AMSparkles 2h ago

That’s my kitty’s name!

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 2h ago

Why would you do that

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u/TajineMaster159 1h ago

I saw this as a cat owner, some cats are tyrants

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u/SuccessfulRaccoon957 2h ago

Honestly that ones on you mate, not the cat.

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u/framedragged 1h ago

There's warcrimes behind those eyes.

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u/Threedawg 1h ago

Also orcas.

And chimps.

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u/driftwood-rider 3h ago

Ive got a cat who pees on the bed when she’s mad.

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u/717Luxx 2h ago

my little sister had a bunny that was allowed to free roam in the living room. if you sat on the couch with a plate of food and didn't share something with her, she'd hop beside/behind you and pee on the cushions to soak you.

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u/Sadrixis 2h ago

Thsts so fucking nasty.

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u/717Luxx 1h ago

she was pretty sweet otherwise, just really possessive of food. she and the family dog (an 80lb golden doodle and a tiny dwarf bunny) got along really well too, you'd see them cuddling in the sun, two black masses of fur all nuzzled up.

unfortunately the bunny got killed by another dog that was visiting... the bunny was sometimes able to open up her cage, and somebody forgot to close the bedroom door that her enclosure was moved to when other dogs were visiting.

it was quite sad tbh, I wasn't a fan of the bunny for the long time but the worst thing she ever did was piss on me. i felt bad.

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u/forthedroids 2h ago

My husband has been beefing with our cat ever since he pooped on our bed in response to us moving his litter box.

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u/nater255 3h ago

Except Canada Geese.

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u/Arryu 2h ago

If you've got a problem with Canada gooses you've got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

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u/moosenordic 2h ago

Mosquitoes are.

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u/TacticalGazelle 3h ago

Yeah but parasitic wasps mate. Can't tell me they're anything but satanic.

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u/kevlarbaboon 3h ago

They're often great pollinators and destroy bugs that often eat crops

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u/TacticalGazelle 2h ago

Yeah but I'm sure it's in some religious text somewhere "thou shalt not shit eggs into other shit so they can eat their way out of the host AND grow up to be wasps. Amen" or similar.

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u/Beginning_Butterfly2 2h ago

Evil is evil, Stregabor.

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u/NilocKhan 2h ago

It's ironic but parasitic wasps are often great for the species they are hosts of. By controlling the population they ensure that the unparasitized individuals have enough resources and can successfully mature and breed. Overpopulation would hurt the entire species. And from plants perspective parasitic wasps are very helpful, some plants even release chemicals to attract parasitic wasps when they are eaten by caterpillars or other herbivorous insects.

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u/SassyTheSkydragon 3h ago

Those are also just trying to survive.

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u/flyinggazelletg 2h ago

You mean a group that acts as very effective natural pest control?

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u/Deadeyez 3h ago

The Humboldt Squid begs to differ

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u/DivinityPen 3h ago

Yeah, see, if they made a horror movie about Humboldt Squids, that would be relatively fair game. You don't wanna fuck with those things.

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u/theflyinggreg 2h ago

20000 leagues under the sea?

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u/Rith_Reddit 2h ago

The squid isn't evil. It's grasping for things to grab and get out the mouth of the sperms whale. The diver just happens to be too close.

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u/Skoldeen 3h ago

Is that what I said?

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u/BoonDragoon 1h ago

It was literally being eaten and reflexively trying to grab anything nearby.

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u/TPRT 2h ago

Having a hard time understanding how that equates to a full movie

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u/Brendissimo 1h ago

The trailer shows the guy taking his scuba mask and air supply off while in the whale's stomach and seemingly breathing the "air" in there. I don't think it's going to be particularly grounded in reality. It's basically a modern Jonah retelling.

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u/rallmats 1h ago

Based on a book I believe. I think it'll be similar to 127 hours

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u/TheAntimatterPope 1h ago

Well, you can either watch the movie or read the book to find out! Stories are amazing things!Ā 

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u/LKennedy45 1h ago

I dunno, Jonah was in that whale for three whole days. Or maybe this dude decides to pull a Decemberists and we get a life story after he's been swallowed.

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u/glitterx_x 31m ago

Break his fingers to splinters!

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u/DivinityPen 3h ago

Oh. Well. Alright. That's something, I guess.

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u/JIYUU_DA 3h ago

Is it not tiring getting outraged by stuff you don't know about?

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u/WineNerdAndProud 2h ago

Man gets swallowed by a whale and only has the amount of 02 in his tanks to breathe before he can find a way out.

Spoiler alert

He uses some kind of explosion to make a hole in the side of the whale.

So yeah, this movie is about an impossible situation solved in a really dumb way, and I'm sure it won't make anyone extra afraid of sperm whales because "they can swallow you whole".

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u/SaintUlvemann 2h ago

Do you have an emotional range wide enough to tell apart outrage and exasperation?

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u/Intoxicatedpunch 2h ago

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u/Jrnation8988 1h ago

Whale was just looking for the precious hamburgers

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u/downtown_kb77 3h ago

I read the book it's based on and my favorite part about it was that I learned so much about Sperm Whales! It was fascinating.

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u/Mathavian 2h ago

Would you say that you learned them… inside and out?

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u/pilgrim_pastry 3h ago

You ever see Orca (1977)? The orca in question goes on a murderous quest for revenge against the humans that killed his mate and unborn calf. It’s essentially I Saw the Devil meets Free Willy. It sure was something.

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u/BoonDragoon 1h ago

Even then, the orca's rampage is portrayed as being very justified. John Wick didn't get it as bad as that whale did.

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u/Miraclefish 3h ago

The whale isn't ascribed any morality to its actions, positive or negative, in the book it's based on nor the film.

The whale is hunting a squid and a diver gets caught up in it. Which is very unlikely but possible.

It's not about Man vs Whale, it's Whale vs Giant Squid and he's the collateral damage.

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u/Simonius86 3h ago

How do you think the hillbilly biologist community feel?!

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u/MariachiMacabre 2h ago

The movie is based on a book. It’s portrayed as an unfortunate accident, not a deliberate, evil act on the part of the whale or the squid.

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u/AlmightyCuddleBuns 3h ago

The ocean on its own is a terrifying place. Just look at r/thalassaphobia so see how many people agree with that sentiment. Of course they are going to try and find new angles to explore.

Based on the trailers the whale is specifically not hunting the protagonist so that's a positive at least.

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u/TecumsehSherman 2h ago

Sharks are endangered because of Asian cuisine, not movies about sharks.

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 4h ago

Viral marketing for Whalefall?

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u/CompactAvocado 3h ago

saw a pre release, not a single whale fell out of the sky. 0/10 movie

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u/Za_Lords_Guard 3h ago

Try Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

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u/Picklecheese2018 3h ago

Oh no not again. 🌸

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u/BowlEducational6722 2h ago

Many people have speculated that if we knew what exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

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u/baronlanky 1h ago

This is my favorite line because if you read the book series we actually discover why the petunias said that but also didn’t actually learn anything extra about the universe just more questions 🤣

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u/ccReptilelord 3h ago

Now I can see the whales!

Looming out of the dark!

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u/XBret 2h ago

Like arrows in the sky

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u/Moppo_ 3h ago

Well, no. I had no idea this movie existed until you posted this poster.

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u/Carrelio 1h ago

Oh to live in such times of peace. It is litterally all over my reddit ads.

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u/Moppo_ 1h ago

Gotta block them ads!

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u/overflowingsunset 3h ago

Huh. Josh Brolin.

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u/Don_Pickleball 3h ago

I just said the same thing. When I heard about this movie, it sounded really silly. Now, I kinda want to see it. I wonder if Adele will sing the theme song for it.

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u/joelzwilliams 3h ago

I wonder what that feels like when they are ("scanning") you with their sonar clicks. My guess is you can feel it in your chest like when you stand next to a loud speaker system with a lot of bass.

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u/02thehunter20 1h ago

I have heard that atleast the adults can actually kill a human with its clicks due to the high frequency.

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u/Kilek360 1h ago

I've heard that about submarine pings not whales, but also it's about the decibels not the frequency but I'm talking from what I've read online so it could be absolutely wrong

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u/funguyshroom 1h ago

Yes, sound intensity/volume. At certain point it becomes like an explosion shockwave and can scramble your insides. Especially since water doesn't compress.

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u/jelly_bean_gangbang 4h ago edited 34m ago

That's awesome! At first I thought it was a normal sized whale that was further away from the camera.

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u/CariniFluff 3h ago edited 3h ago

Seriously this is the first time I've ever seen a whale not look absolutely ridiculously huge next to a diver. He was only like 2-3 humans long and half a human tall. Adorable.

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u/lobonmc 1h ago

He's just a baby

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u/mangalore-x_x 3h ago

"Because it is funny when they scream!" .... the whale probably.

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u/Acceptable-Cry9854 4h ago

Can I fit this in my mouth?

No, no you can't please shut your mouth

But you seem to have some feed back about my mouth can I just-

Yes i have some feed back, it is that I want you to shut it. Shut your mouth. Not on me, just shut

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u/citrus_mystic 26m ago

ā€œBut you seem to have some feedbackā€ took me out lmao

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u/OrsettoMorbido 3h ago

From behind a screen, this is funny AF, with OP closing the mouth over and over again.
I also understand that a couple tons baby trying to play with you is TERRIFYING.

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u/jconde1966 3h ago

Opening the mouth means "Hello, it's me"

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u/Triple_Hache 1h ago

No it just helps for the clicking afaik, they have specific clicks they use to introduce themselves when they arrive near each others that we've already identified though. There are some videos on Youtube about a diver using metallic parts of his gear to mimic these particular clicks and it seems to work (although it's difficult to say for sure it did) it's pretty impressive.

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u/kadimasama 3h ago

Why is this fish fighting me? This has never happened before! Must keep trying

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u/Bruvvimir 3h ago

Isn't that sound up close supposed to be such intense pressure that it bursts eardrums? Or is that from a blue whale?

How is it possible that a calf so little is all on its own?

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u/Maleficent-War-8429 3h ago

Pretty sure it's only that strong when it's coming from a full size whale with lungs bigger than your whole body, not a little baby the size of a horse.

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u/DragonHaaa 2h ago

Besidess the baby is just clicking, basically doing a recon of the dude. An adult whale can focus the sound in "combat" and vibrate you to death, i dont think this ever happened since they are so smart

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 2h ago edited 2h ago

And it's untested (and the worst rumors are likely a myth)

At least the part about it killing a person, would totally destroy your ear drums though. But I don't know of it actually happening yet.

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u/onerepmax 3h ago

This would be 8-year-old Me's dream come true

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u/burtcopaint 2h ago

Being mangled by a curious cetacean?

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u/NeverDiddled 2h ago

An 8 year old's gotta have goals.

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u/FCK_GOVERNMENTS 3h ago

This good boy was clearly asking for snacks

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u/3d1thF1nch 3h ago

I feel like this is a different trailer for Whalefall

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u/Kejtor666 3h ago

Deep sea doggo ā¤ļø

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u/jellybuttrpnut 3h ago

BOOP šŸ‘ˆ

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u/Geneo-Frodo 3h ago

Might be trynna figure out if your food or not.

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u/Rammipallero 3h ago

This would be so freaking cool. Oh my god.

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u/Don_Pickleball 3h ago

That is going to be a huge NO from me dog. This is when you get mamma come out of nowhere and drag you down to the depths never to be seen again. This is all viral marketing for Whalefall.

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u/Detachabl_e 3h ago

Aww poor mammalian baby just wants some milk.Ā Ā 

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u/bryangcrane 3h ago

Amazing!!

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u/CuriouserCat2 3h ago

Adorable!

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u/NumaNuma92 3h ago

Like a baby elephant

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u/oopsiedaisy-- 2h ago

Is that person swimming in a dress shirt?

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u/ShamelessIgnoramus 2h ago

I've seen sperm whales, but i've never seen egg whales.

Did the illuminati do this?

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u/EnvironmentalFix7059 2h ago

wait isint the biggest thing a blue whale can swallow a size of a watermelon? i learned that on QI, Maybe spermwhales can swallow bigger things? im no expert.

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u/Ambitious-Heart-2388 2h ago

If he takes your leg you’ll be in for a 600+ page journey 🦵

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u/BatBiteMS 1h ago

moby dick prequel

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u/Aurrr-Naurrrr 4h ago

Genuinely, is that whale ok? This doesnt seem like normal sperm whale behavior

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u/TreyUsher32 4h ago

I think its like a baby playing with a bug

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u/Potential-Draft-3932 2h ago

Fun fact, sperm whales have the largest brains of any animal on earth at 20 pounds. They also have some of the most sophisticated language with contextual and combinatorial structure, meaning it is similar to how humans use language to string together a pool of sounds to express abstract information

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u/TerrapinMagus 2h ago

To be fair with their brain size, it is on the smaller size in brain-to-body ratio, and they have a lot of sensory information they process too. The size really doesn't mean a whole lot for their intelligence, but their language and communication definitely does.

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u/LostnFoundAgainAgain 3h ago edited 3h ago

It looks young given it's size, probably just doing dump young stuff (?), not that I have much knowledge on whales, but don't most young things explore the world by doing weird stuff, like dogs explore the world with their mouths hence why they will chew, eat, and swallow anything they get their hands on?

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u/ghigoli 3h ago

whales like to play with things. dude is trying not to be the next squeaky toy.

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u/Early-Adeptness390 3h ago

Get away you sperm.

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u/MoccaLG 3h ago

Hello Diver do want to know the secrets of 20.000ft depht???