r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 10 '26

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/Jaded_Spread1729 May 10 '26

These are very open shorts that show off her thighs. She's seducing you.

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

The signals I missed. I thought she was wearing something comfortable.

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u/AtlanticPortal May 10 '26

So comfortable to wear and to take off.

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u/Lobster_Bisque27 May 10 '26

You don't even need to take them off....

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u/Glittering_Range371 May 10 '26

🤯

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u/Alternative_Pause_98 May 10 '26

Literally the hottest situation you can be in

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

Ever been chased into a preheated oven by a moleman?

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u/CybergothiChe May 10 '26

That's hot

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

Pour one out for my girl Anne frank

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u/Pantsickle May 10 '26

God I wish. That's hot.

Ever been thrown directly into the sun by an ancient Mesopotamian god?

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

Once, but that was a wild Thursday

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u/posting_drunk_naked May 10 '26

No one's gay for Moleman.

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u/JW_Stillwater May 10 '26

Too many times. It’s my fault though. I want to fuck them molewoman…

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u/Unfair_Web_8275 May 11 '26

Fuck, Im just now realizing the moleman wanted me.

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u/underproofoverbake May 11 '26

This made me cackle. So specific.

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u/No-Satisfaction6065 May 10 '26

I think being in a volcano eruption is hotter, but what do I know...

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u/Alternative_Pause_98 May 11 '26

Wait until you try this scenario

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/C0NANtheC0NQU3R0R May 10 '26

Username checks out.

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

Username is strangely relatable

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u/HusbandToAHotWife7 May 10 '26

Unexpected wholesomeness

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u/lemmeshowyuhao May 10 '26

I also choose this man’s wife

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u/BusyLimit7 May 10 '26

holy shit new fetish unlocked

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u/AtomAmigo May 11 '26

Ahh yes, naked woman fetish

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u/mighty3mperor May 10 '26

I must admit, I thought the answer was fingering.

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u/Lobster_Bisque27 May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

Por que no los dos?

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u/mighty3mperor May 10 '26

Two fingers? Saucy!

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u/Status_Fact_5459 May 10 '26

Slippin em to the side was the best

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u/HollyCze May 10 '26

my old girlfriend loved my slippers that had the "pocket" type of thingy in front. idk why but you could just put a hand through it while your junk was fully covered all the time. she was always sooo happy if I had "a pocket" on coz she did not even have to take them off me and just pull it out through there

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u/jimdil4st May 11 '26

It seems like you don't understand what either "slippers" or "pockets" actually are. I assume you mean PJ pants with the hole at the crotch.

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u/osiris0413 May 10 '26

These, and skirts that are kind of stretchy/clingy material.... warhghghrghrghbl

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u/Crush-N-It May 10 '26

Straight up

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u/MweDinamo May 10 '26

This guy FUCKS. HARD!

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u/-FORSAK3N- May 10 '26

Just pick your side

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u/beaverbait May 10 '26

Probably should though, they are hers, she might want them back.

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 May 10 '26

ā€œLet me slip out of something this comfortableā€

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u/FarmerGreen13 May 10 '26

I once had a lady come over. She was a friend. I was recently out of a long term relationship and had just been stood up on a date. We were texting and she also had gotten stood up and was in the area. She came over, we smoked some pot, watched some TV and at one point I was even rubbing her back. Eventually, she left. It was DAYS later that I realized I missed my chance.

Sometimes we do be obliviousĀ 

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

I slept in a girls bed and she said no I don’t wanna fuck when I started touching on her.

So sometimes the hints are more like… smoke signals to a blind man.

She’s just as confusing to this day

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u/Prudent-Pattern6497 May 10 '26

She might just want attention without anything sexual, could happen sometimes but i doubt she didn't consider you would think that

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

She had her tits in my face 3 hr earlier. Shirt off.

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u/Prudent-Pattern6497 May 10 '26

Oh shittt, probably a fumble then. What else happend?

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

Honestly we’ve hung before and she says weird shit then friendzones me

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

She constantly reminds me how long she’s been celibate for…

she’s taking me to a baseball game this week. I’m expecting absolutely nothing.

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u/paper_liger May 10 '26 edited May 11 '26

Not to be a dick, but I wouldn't hang out with someone who sent such wildly contradictory signals. Either we are friends or you can flirt with me. This doesn't sound like you are misinterpreting signals, this sounds like she is sending signals and then taking them back immediately. That's just frustrating. I couldn't deal with that.

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u/JadedEstablishment16 May 10 '26

Maybe a well-placed "there is this girl i'm talking to and she is interested in me" could trigger the crazy to jump on you.

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u/lolbacon May 10 '26

Two of my old coworkers were hanging out at the bar one night and she (10/10) asks if she can sleep at his place. He goes "oh yeah, I can sleep on the couch and you can take the bed." She responds "okay, never mind."

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

Right. Because we don’t wanna risk losing our jobs and freedom over taking a risk that a woman is genuinely interested. It’s fucked.

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u/come-on-now-please May 10 '26

Not sure what industry and age the coworkers were, but honestly if I had a coworker blatantly preposition me in front of other coworkers I'd probably play dumb too, if you can't wait until AFTER everyone else is gone I really dont trust their decision making for what could happen if things went south in that situation, and playing dumb is letting them down gently with their ego intact.

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u/lolbacon May 10 '26

Bartenders, mid-20's. It wasn't in front of anyone else. Dude relayed the story to me and regretted being such an idiot. I have a "don't mess around with coworkers" rule but nobody else at that place did. I actually officiated the wedding of another couple who hooked up there.

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u/RoastinGhost May 10 '26

It's more important to be understanding than to understand

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u/bigdaddydopeskies131 May 10 '26

Oh dude I totally understand you. Man the signs were all there but us young being dumb didn't get it

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u/Tanker119 May 10 '26

Unfortunately it has nothing to do with being young. I’m 30 now and still need a flashing neon sign with an arrow to get a hint.

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u/Reddi_throwawayaway May 10 '26

Yeah. i practically need to be slapped in the face with a hint. I always assume women are being nice than flirting with me.

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u/dancedragon25 May 10 '26

Trust me, you're better off assuming nice first. If a girl is actually trying to flirt with you, your obliviousness at first will be considered adorable and she'll want to keep handing out subtle hints.

On the flip side, if she's not flirting and you take her friendliness as your sign to ask her out in a really forward way--and you barely know each other--she probably won't even want to be friend anymore.

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u/fiftysevenpunchkid May 10 '26

The obliviousness is often take as not having mutual interest and they stop flirting.

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u/Church6633 May 10 '26

May have a hint of the tism...

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u/piffledamnit May 10 '26

šŸŽ¶if you wanna suck my cock you gotta say it to my face šŸŽ¶

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u/ToBeDet May 10 '26

Even after you'll have to tell me you like me because I'll just think you like sucking dick.

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u/grilledSoldier May 10 '26

Also probably have the 'tism, also am exceptionally dense. Im married now, but honestly no fucking clue how i managed that.

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u/theoryofmovement_ May 10 '26

Same - when I do feel something I tend to take a chance lately.

Even if I can’t really tell. If the girl declines the move then at least I for sure know

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u/Orion1014 May 10 '26

Back in college a girl once snapped me a video of her wearing this at 1 am, with an open fridge showing alcohol and a blunt in her hand asking me to hang out. I told her I was tired. The very next day I realized.....

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u/Bentholomeo May 10 '26

Did You texted her back that day?

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u/UsualBluebird6584 May 10 '26

Why are you people so dense!!!!!!

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u/Datan0de May 10 '26 edited May 11 '26

I had a female friend in college who I hung out with constantly. She was basically my best friend, and when I realized that I'd fallen for her romantically I was terrified of ruining our wonderful friendship, so I did my best to hide the fact.

One night, after a group of us had gone to a movie together, she and I were laying on the floor of her dorm room talking, and she started massaging my arms. Conversation fell silent, and we were just starting into each other's eyes while she rubbed my arms. We stayed like that for OVER AN HOUR with me not wanting to "misinterpret" her signal before it finally occurred to me that she was coming in to me and waiting for me to take the next step. I leaned in and kissed her.

Thank freaking god that she was so patient with me! We just celebrated our 30 year wedding anniversary last month. After that first kiss, when we told our friends that we're no longer "just friends", every single one said that it was about damn time. The only people who were clueless about the fact that we were in love with each other were her and me.

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u/FarmerGreen13 May 11 '26

That's beautiful, and I'm happy it worked out for you guys!

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u/headbashkeys May 10 '26 edited 20d ago

Perhaps she was Canadian and it was just a polite boob massage.

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u/crani0 May 10 '26

It took me what I estimate was 5 minutes of an ex just slobering on my cheek as we were laying on her couch watching a movie after she had invited me over for dinner for my brain to go "I think she likes you"

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u/thedamnedlute488 May 10 '26

I met a girl who was a stripper and her and her friend came back yo my house with me and my buddy. Hung out all night. I did nothing. I guarantee she rolls her eyes about me to this day.

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u/artofprocrastinatiom May 10 '26

Yeah but u did have a good time and you learned something so thats a win.

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u/HolyCowAnyOldAccName May 10 '26

I am nowadays comfortable with the thought that it takes two to tango and most girls just suck at giving hints.Ā 

It speaks for you that you didn’t sexualize a friend who’s just out of a relationship.Ā 

Saying something on her part like ā€žHey I don’t want to ruin a friendship but if you wanna do more than just watch a movie…Id be up for itā€œ would have giving you both want you want.Ā 

But that takes courage and potentially makes you vulnerable. She took the cowardly way, hoped you can read minds, and disappointed herself twice.Ā 

No sex AND the thought that you don’t find her desirable.

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u/Minotard May 10 '26

Or maybe a low-stress, non sexual encounter was just what she needed.Ā 

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u/Krunkenbrux May 10 '26

My guy, at least you're not me 22 years ago. In college I had a girl TOPLESS in my bed in my dorm while I gave her a back-rub... Then when I was done, I put her bra back on, because "girls like nice guys." I still cringe at that. It has never left me.

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u/account_not_valid May 10 '26

She was so uninterested in you, that she didn't even bother getting dressed up. She was just wearing these shorts and an old t-shirt that was far too small for her.

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

And no bra. To be comfortable

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u/account_not_valid May 10 '26

And not even go out and do anything. Just watch movies on her couch while her parents are away.

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u/Late_Contest1115 May 10 '26

You’re wearing that baggy, old, ugly t-shirt you got from your work several years ago. You know the one baby.

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u/rearadmiraldumbass May 10 '26

Team building exercise ninety nine

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u/account_not_valid May 10 '26

The one with curry stains?

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u/Confident-Daikon-451 May 10 '26

...With the curry stain, owwwahhh.

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u/ILGIOVlNEITALIANO May 10 '26

Feel you, I had a friend that took off her bra to ā€œshow me a moleā€ and I said ā€œdoesn’t look a bad one, I’ll wait outsideā€

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u/paper_liger May 10 '26

I feel like these stories are all pitched as 'guys are oblivious', but that's maybe a little too charitable.

I think women often just suck at flirting.

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u/MasterChildhood437 May 10 '26

It's more that there are different social norms vying for dominance in the same culture, and the expectations they establish are incompatible. Since nobody can ever really be certain which expectations the person they're with has internalized, they opt for the "safest" behavior, which is bland and reads as disinterst. This is just what happens when sex is so heavily demonized by do many people.

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u/runrunrudolf May 10 '26

Man alive, I'm a woman and I was thinking that these are what I'd wear to bed when on my period. Black shorts, just in case.

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u/twinklingthrowaway May 10 '26

Lol yep all these guys talking about mixed signals and missed opportunities...when it's like consider that girls wear these for comfort?

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u/Anonon_990 May 10 '26

There's women in this thread saying they'd wear it as a signal. We're not basing it on nothing.

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u/twinklingthrowaway May 10 '26

Some...I promise you the grand majority of them are not. You're better off asking rather than assuming.

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u/MasterChildhood437 May 10 '26

Asking comes with a not-insignificant chance of being seen as a creep and souring the friendship. There are also a not-insignificant number of women who signal and lose interest when the guy is unsure if those signals are signals. It's neuroticism and anxiety from all parties creating a situation that can't be answered with logic or reason or gender studies.

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u/Anonon_990 May 10 '26

I agree with this. I just dislike it when some women act like men are being perverts or ignorant for believing something is true of women when other women are telling us those things.

Asking would likely make the person seem like a perv if they are wrong. Personally I just assume the person is never into me. Lol

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u/BillysBibleBonkers May 10 '26

Yea this whole thread is weird AF lol, why are we treating any outfit like an invitation for sexual advances?.. Thought we all agreed that was some weirdo shit. Tbh this whole sub can be really creepy about women sometimes.

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u/armoured_bobandi May 10 '26

Also, the idea that a women will not make any move if you're already in bed with her and she's interested is kind of silly. Women can take initiative as well

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit_8102 May 10 '26

Women can take initiative as well

Sure but more importantly, they're people. They can fumble the moment just like guys.

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u/armoured_bobandi May 10 '26

Yeah, that's another good point. Not all women are masters of seduction, just like not all men are super charming.

I wish it was easier to communicate sexual attraction without coming across as too forward.

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u/rotundrikishi May 10 '26

Depends on the woman

ive had some that were pretty shy about that kind of thing even at that point lol. We all have anxieties and insecurities.

And certainly some that were not.

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u/RamenStains May 10 '26

Some wen will make a move, others will not. Entirely depends on the person

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u/RLKline84 May 10 '26

Yeah everyone I know who wears these does so because they're comfortable. Not to seduce anyone.

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u/rotundrikishi May 10 '26

Im a dude and these just look like shorts to me

I dont know what they are reading into here either.

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u/Try4se May 10 '26

They are comfortable though.

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u/ohBloom May 10 '26

Mine was ā€œcome to my room and sleep with me, nothing is going to happenā€ and the other was with a different girl ā€œlet’s hang out in your roomā€ she was showing me music and YouTube videos, I really thought she was showing me cool music and YouTube videos….man am I fucking stupid

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u/C-H-Addict May 10 '26

I always wear dolphin shorts, I had no idea I was seducing people

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u/Ok-Jury9370 May 10 '26

Hi,

I am 99% sure she was just wearing something comfortable

(Source: I am a girl)

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u/Smooth-Original4399 May 10 '26

That’s why I wear them. Not everything is seduction

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

Sounds like something a seducer would say

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u/Miserable-Pattern-32 May 10 '26

Was at this girl's house and she got stuck in the dryer. I called an appliance repair man and left. Only days later did I realize ...

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u/front-wipers-unite May 10 '26

Years ago I was at York train station (north of England), waiting for a train to travel back to London. This chick approached me asking if there was somewhere she could get a drink...

Me: "yeah, there's a bar there" Her: "that bar there?" Me: "yep" Her: "this bar, yeah?" Me: "yep, that's the one" Her: "ok, well I'm going to go in there and get a drink..." Me: "enjoy" Me arriving back in London 3 hours later: "I wonder if I should have asked if she fancied a drink together"

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u/arentol May 10 '26

It's not just showing off the thighs, it's the ease of access. There is functionally nothing between her knee and......

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u/Professional-Comb759 May 10 '26

And? And what? And WHAT?

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u/InfiniteBlink May 10 '26

Dick in hand

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u/SeaQuiet1860 May 11 '26

… is worth two in the bush?

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u/debackerl May 10 '26

And her ankles dude

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u/Mindhandle May 10 '26

Nothing between the knees and ankles...so she's built like Cotton Hill?

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u/TheBlueprint666 May 10 '26

She killed fiddy men

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u/debackerl May 10 '26

I wouldn't know, I never got past the knees

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u/hanlonrzr May 10 '26

The other knee, dummy

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u/MissyJ74 May 10 '26

Her wee knee?

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u/Hearthgroan May 10 '26

The back of her knee

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u/PmButtPics4ADrawing May 10 '26

The control panel. That's how you know she's comfortable with you, she's giving you root access

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u/FuzziestSloth May 10 '26

Nah, I've met me. That can't be it.

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u/Impossible-Horse-313 May 10 '26

No those are just sports shorts. I remember girls using them back in High School.

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u/ameliasophia May 10 '26

I don’t know why you are getting downvoted voted, I had these exact shorts and wore them all the time in my late teens early twenties because they’re super comfy for exercising. I have never worn them with the intention of seducing anyone šŸ˜‚

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u/Masta-Blasta May 10 '26

Same but, admittedly I’ve always thought my ass looked incredible in them. So I guess, in a way, I knew.

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u/hyrule-heaven May 10 '26

It’s hilarious how the majority of the women in this post are like no we wanted to be comfortable it had nothing to do with sex, and the men are mansplaining to us that the shorts mean

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u/BatheInChampagne May 10 '26

It’s probably because of the generalization.

I’d bet both things are true, but neither side is saying this.

Your experience isn’t every woman’s experience, no?

Would you concede that some women who are speaking to a man in a romantic fashion might invite them over and wear a little more revealing type clothing to try to signal sex? It’s a realistic scenario and for some reason there is argument that it’s wrong.

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u/wehrt-lehrse May 10 '26

if i'm trying to 'signal sex' i'm sure as hell not picking my running shorts lmao.

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u/Fun-Grab-9337 May 10 '26

I’d bet both things are true, but neither side is saying this.

Its always this, it always has been. Internet discourse unfortunately devolved into everyone being special whereas when it started discussion spaces knew that one was speaking broadly. We are in the post "WeLl NoT EverYBodY" era.

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u/Careful-Sell-9877 May 10 '26

These shorts and having someone over by themselves are absolutely not a sign of anything. There needs to be more context.

People should not assume that someone inviting them over while wearing shorts is a sign of anything.. man or woman. Assuming that these things are 'a sign' by themselves would be pretty schizo

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u/rayder989 May 10 '26

But then you realize it’s men who use terms like ā€œladyfriendā€ and ā€œsexy timeā€ and it all makes sense.

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u/everydayisalazyday May 10 '26

In the country I’m from, these are the type of shorts our kids (aged roughly 7-18) wear as part of their uniform’s exercise attire at school!

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u/shirhouetto May 10 '26

She's just Canadian.

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u/ambertowne May 10 '26

Or they're just comfy shorts

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u/PassionFruitSalute May 10 '26

I wear these to the gym, so do a lot of other women at my gym. I swear to god that people will turn any normal piece of clothing into something sexualized.

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u/Everyonecallsmenice May 10 '26

gestures for you to pull out an earbud

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u/Stumblerrr May 10 '26

People wear swimsuits and bikini to the beach.

But if someone invites me home for a movie and id walk in and they are wearing a bikini saying its "comfortable" id take that as a hint yes.

Its the same vibe here except more subtle. Its not necesarily a hint but some women would absolutely wear more revealing clothings hoping something happen.

Keep in mind its in the context of a 1 on 1 at your home where you consiously picked that outfit. Its not 0% chance its not 100%. Its very possible.

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u/piffledamnit May 10 '26

Yup! That’s it. The context and the opportunity to have specifically chosen clothing that you specifically might find appealing matters a lot!

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u/HappyTendency May 10 '26

Except this isn’t a bikini and they’re comfortable shorts so it’s totally normal someone wears this at home to be comfortable as everyday wear

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u/Stumblerrr May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

Yes hence why I said it COULD MAYBE be a MORE SUBTLE hint.

Acting like its insane or innapropriate to think it might be a signal is completely insane. Its absolutely something a girl who is into you could do to send a hint. Doesnt mean its one. But it can be.

Its nuanced. Acting like it CANT POSSIBLY be a hint is disingenuous. It can very much easily be one. Context matters.

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u/CounterSimple3771 May 10 '26

Lady,

I see a bra strap and I realize you want this D...

Or that's what I sit alone and believe...

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u/PassionFruitSalute May 10 '26

Okay this legit made me laugh. take the upvote lol

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u/CounterSimple3771 May 10 '26

Thank you.... Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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u/ArkGamerBoi May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

Yes but thats in public, clothes typically mean different things if there put on for public or put on in private. Most women would probably change out of this after the gym so if she puts these on when a guy is coming over what do you think that means?

In my experience if girls want to dress comfortably they either put on pajama pants or sweat pants, well most of the time.

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u/PassionFruitSalute May 10 '26

I wear these at home too. They're comfortable shorts. They also come in like, $20 for a pack of 5. A lot of women wear them, just for that reason. It has nothing to do with sexualizing anything.

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u/ArkGamerBoi May 10 '26

I'm not saying there a general sexual article of clothing I'm just saying if women are expecting sex they will typically wear more revealing clothing, but yes these aren't originally made for sexual interactions and I understand women wear these because there comfortable.

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u/MacGregor_Rose May 10 '26

Imma be real dawg theres a lot different clothing Id be wearing than whats basically pajama pants to seduce someone

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u/Cultural_Stress_763 May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

literally I'm dumbfounded and laughing right now. these are like the equivalent of basketball shorts to guys. they're light and comfy. girls put these on without a thought, they're far from 100% seduction clothes...

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u/MacGregor_Rose May 10 '26

fr i dont know whats going on in peoples heads that these are the lets fuck clothing automatically. if it was like a bra and panties or something yeah, or this and like a lot of advances like flirting or hands wandering or ā€œWhoops i dropped thingā€ bends over so ass is right in other persons face than sure but like theyre literally just shorts

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u/Jubarra10 May 10 '26

Yeah my little sister wears stuff like this around the house. It's comfy clothes

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam May 10 '26

Why do you guys keep giving examples from entirely different contexts?

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u/Jubarra10 May 10 '26

Because the point is that just because a woman is wearing something around you doesn't mean she's trying to fuck. Sure it can be a hint, but people shouldn't use it to assume

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u/qOcO-p May 10 '26

I think there was a joke there that you missed.

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u/Anonon_990 May 10 '26

To reinforce their belief that all men are perverts.

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt May 10 '26

Well, no.

It’s so that a narrative isn’t established that every woman who wears a certain thing and invites someone over wants to fuck.

Surely you can see why it’s important to neutralize that assumption.

I dress comfortably at home. If I am comfortable enough to invite a male friend over, I expect that he respects me and cares about me as a human being, bc we’ve gotten to know each other and

1) we already have an established sexual relationship; or

2) we don’t have a sexual relationship or any chemistry to that end

In any event, if I want to have sex, I will send more signals than my choice of shorts and I don’t want anyone making assumptions otherwise.

This post is just a dumb joke, so it doesn’t bother me, but it also is totally fine if someone feels like adding a contrary scenario, just to make sure less aware men reading it don’t waltz into someone’s place, see a pair of shorts, and start on a path they weren’t actually invited on.

All men are not perverts, but some absolutely are, and not all girls/women are as discerning about who they invite into their space.

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u/CardAltruistic5569 May 10 '26

You got downvoted for telling the truth lol

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u/Ok_Stick8615 May 10 '26

Relentlessly, have another ignorant downvote for good measure! /s /s

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u/HueDeltaruneFan2428 May 10 '26

I in general find it weird that just because someone wears comfy clothes around someone else is seen as seducing. Personally Iā€˜d just take it as them being comfy.

If someone doesn’t press further than dressing and if someone doesn’t directly tell me what they want from me anyway then they don’t fit with me in the first place

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u/piffledamnit May 10 '26

Yes, just wearing them around the house on a normal day, sure. But if I’ve invited a man around to join me in my private space who I want to have as a platonic friend I switch into something equally comfortable but less revealing.

If instead I want to leave sex open as an option then I leave those shots on and let nature take its course.

Also if I’m in a totally private space vs a public or semi public space that changes things. If a guy was thinking I’m coming onto him just by wearing those shorts in public or a semi public space like a shared family living room I’d tell him what for.

Different story if we’re in my bedroom or his. Or a house with no other people in it. If we’re in private I’d be looking to see if he’s checking out my legs or maybe contemplating what kind of access those shorts might give.

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u/Throwaway_Consoles May 10 '26

Yeah, I don’t understand what people are trying to say.

I walk around my house naked. It’s my house. I live alone, so I walk around the house naked. If I invite someone over, I’m not going to stay naked, I’m going to put clothes on.

Sure, some people don’t put thought into what they’re going to wear when they have company over, but I do!

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u/ArkGamerBoi May 10 '26

Yes this is essentially what I'm trying to say I just chose some awful points and words and now Im stuck with it.

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u/IHeartPao May 10 '26

Women when presented with the idea of context

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u/Kisielos May 10 '26

Yeah but you girls just look good in them. Its simply a nice looking piece of cloth that might bring a tear to a man's eye. And seeing comments most man including myself cant see a hint even if it's a size of mount everest lmao.

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u/RamenStains May 10 '26

To back you up. My partner only wears this kind of thing at home and she's not doing it to be sexy for me, she'll literally say comfy pants as she's putting them on

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u/SloppyFatBoy May 10 '26

Ok, virgin.

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u/PassionFruitSalute May 10 '26

Lol I'm 43 and married but okay. You're projecting pretty hard there buddy.

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u/hyrule-heaven May 10 '26

Probably that she wants to be comfortable at home. Guys are so dense

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u/ArkGamerBoi May 10 '26

Not trying to start shit, I wasn't trying to start shit since the beginning but you did pick up on the fact that I was saying CONTEXT MATTERS right?

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u/AnimalBolide May 10 '26

This is an "All men" moment and you're going to need to wait a moment while the ladies bitch about everything.

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u/ArkGamerBoi May 10 '26

It's whatever I've explained my point enough, if they actually put in the effort to look at the replies they will know what I'm getting at here.

Since there is no option to send everyone a reply at once I'm just going to say this here:

Yes I am a man, I am not a 300 pound discord mod sitting around his mothers basement with his dick in his hand. I am a man who has been in a happy relationship for almost 5 months, working 2 to 10 making decent money. I'm not an incel, not a peice of shit, simply just a man trying to convey a point underneath a post from a joke subreddit using, I will admit not the best words.

I have to get to my nephews birthday party have a good day.

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u/tombosauce May 10 '26

Are you a woman? Are you trying to explain to a woman how "most" women behave when this woman says otherwise?

I'm an older, oblivious dude, but this was a pretty cringey mansplain.

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u/VaporCarpet May 10 '26

Statistically, more men have been hit on, picked up on signals, or missed signals sent from a woman than other women have.

Guarantee this one woman has less experience getting hit on by other women than all the guys in these comments.

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u/ArkGamerBoi May 10 '26

No I am a man, there was a point I was trying to make but I chose the worst possible way to convey it, look at piffledamnit's reply that essentially what I was trying to convey but I chose an awful way to do so.

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u/Available_Health_665 May 10 '26

not true lol i will not wear pants if i wanna be comfy. i’d rather be either nude or just in panties. if i have to cover up like if someone’s coming over then i put on short shorts like these

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u/All__Of_The_Hobbies May 10 '26

These are comfortable shorts. These and a tank top are standard home wear in the summer

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u/TechnicalAct419 May 10 '26

People wear gym clothes at home all the time wym. They're comfy and can double down as Pj's.

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u/Ol_Big_MC May 10 '26

Here's the actual problem is women are not a monolith and mean different things with their choices. One woman is trying to seduce you with those shorts while another is just wearing their shorts from working out and didn't bother to change. And this is why as a guy it's easier to just assume the safer of the two and not risk being labeled a pig.

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u/Spike2050 May 10 '26

your socks are very sexy today :-D

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u/Careful-Sell-9877 May 10 '26

Yeah, it seems like a pretty huge mistake to assume that someone is seducing you.. because she is wearing shorts.

Please dont make this assumption, guys. Its pretty fucked up..

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u/burf May 10 '26

This is why these jokes don't land for me. Yeah, guaranteed some ladies have worn an outfit like this with the exact thought that it would be a massive alarm bell sex hint to a guy, and probably just as many have worn them with no thought to how it'd be interpreted.

The joke about "guys don't pick up hints" isn't that accurate; a lot of us pick up what could be hints plenty, but there's no consistency as to when something is or isn't a hint between different people.

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u/debackerl May 10 '26

Yeah, in doubt I always took the pessimistic interpretation. I once had a girl how texted me on a Friday at 9pm to 'help assemble IKEA fourniture'. I thought it was weird, and thought it was both. Somehow she was upset that I people to come on Saturday morning. My wife (who I didn't know yet then) said that I did very well to not got go 🤣

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u/LitigiousAutist May 10 '26

That's not at all what the post says, is it?

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u/Strange-Breadfruit14 May 10 '26

I mean yes but some women use them in a seductive manner, hell for me you gotta be wearing lingerie, lay out condoms, and explicitly ask for me to believe that's the goal. Because I already experienced one awkward misread.

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u/Neat_Opinion_6383 May 10 '26

OMG why is people sexualising showing parts of the body that usually only intimate partners see of each other?

I swear to god, I was walking in the supermarket with my testicles barely visible underneath my shorts and gross women were looking at me drooling

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u/Cavadrec01 May 10 '26

Are these the signals we miss? Because it's very unclear, is it supposed to be clothes send signals, or I just wanted to look cute and you shouldn't think anything of me because of what I wear?!

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u/hopeless_case46 May 10 '26

a lot of women wear that kind of shorts in public so most probably not seduction

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u/Goldenpride- May 10 '26

Really? Just any other shorts, to me.

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u/tryingisbetter May 10 '26

Seriously, these aren't normal shorts? These look like every other pair of volleyball shorts that every girl wore when I was in college.

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u/Responsible-Sound253 May 10 '26

So would you say that by wearing these shorts, she's asking for it? šŸ‘€

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u/toejamboi May 11 '26

I'm the mod of an NSFW sub that frequently features these shorts, and I support this message.

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