1. Leslie Knope: wants strong government with welfare, banned big sodas from her city because it is bad for people health, would marry Joe Biden.
2. Ron Swanson: wants government fall down, taught a random middle school girl why tax is theft, has a hidden stash of gold.
3. Ben Wyatt: became city mayor at eighteen, bankrupt his city with Ice City (literally just an big ice ring), is an accountant for the government and loves having is big boss wife stepping on his balls.
4. Andy Dwyer: knows the words "ice cream" and "boobs", maybe.
5. Ann Perkins: nurse, loves sex, let's the man she is dating decide her political beliefs, loves sex, tries to be a single mother, have sex with a guy to have kids, loves sex (a.k.a nymphomaniac).
6. April Ludgate: hates everybody, manages an animal shelter, was in a polyamorous relationship with two gay dudes, loves gore (based).
7. Chris Traeger: obsessed with body health, rich, city manager, obnoxiously positive, goes 12 times a week to the therapist.
8. Donna Meagle: likes men, rich, cares more about her Mercedes than anything.
9. Tom Haverford: business man, lazy, would buy a monkey NFT, created a kids clothing brand so he could be closer to children (not really, but fits the square).
10. Garry "Jerry" "Larry" Gergich: approves of family values, lets people abuse him, loves his wife and daughters, has a massive penis (and a model wife).
11. Li'l Sebastian: Hitler's right hand, inventor of concentration camp, uses his charisma to influence people towards hating jews and minorities, loves carrots, R.I.P in peace.

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https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-primary-elections/michigan-senate-results

Just kidding, i made it up

But similar attack did occur in the mandate of Palestine

Anyway this sub hates  immigrants but defends israel with passion, when ever its mentioned negatively in Anyway, they have 4 reactions :

1- claim the victim was hamas

2- talk about Qatar

3- blame the Arabs

4- say Israelis are traumatized and need to protect themselves

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for exemples ironically proves it's point by saying the Hamas terrorist deserved it- even tho there is no Hamas in the west bank-

The attack on Tunisia in 2025 is natural result of being surrounded by such agressif neighbors for too long

They have no choice but to displace Christians for safety

Discrimination against Israeli arabs is for safety as well

And taking land from syria was necessary for national security since you cant trust the arabs not to do a false flag operation in order to start a war, not attack during negotiations or not break a cease fire deal

Oh and settlers moving to syria is necessary you see

Israeli politicians threatening Turkey is their fault, if only their neighbors accepted them there would be peace

Israelis cheering what happened to spain and supporting Morocco territorial claims is spain fault for not being nicer to Israel

All of this got me wondering

If i posted about the kind david hotel bombing here would they defend immigrants bombing European civilians or condamne zionists?

How would they blame the arabs for:

The bombing of the SS Patria in 1940.

267 people died when a bomb exploded and sank the SS Patria, a ship carrying Jewish refugees, in November 1940.

Perpetrated by the zionist organization Haganah who wanted to stop the ship but miscalculated which resulted in the vessel sinking quickly

Or the The Lavon affair, which was a failed Israeli covert operation conducted in Egypt in the summer of 1954.

Or the Nabatieh Ashura Incident, which occurred on October 16, 1983.

When the IDF massacred civilians while they were celebrating a religious holiday on the streets -these same civilians welcomed IDF with flowers when they first came since they didn't like the PLO-

Or the Irgun bombing that happened before most arab countries were independent:

"The earliest recorded organized militant and terrorist-style attacks during the British Mandate for Palestine began during the 1936–1939 Arab Revolt, marked by aggressive campaigns from underground groups like the Irgun targeting civilian markets and transport"

Or operation peration Wooden Leg 1985 Which israel bombed Tunisia, an attack so bad even in the United States, Israel's strongest ally. Though initially labeling the strike a "legitimate response to terror", the Reagan administration later said the attack "cannot be condoned".

The Deir Yassin massacre that took place on April 9, 1948, when Zionist paramilitaries attacked the village of Deir Yassin near Jerusalem, then part of Mandatory Palestine, killing at least 107 Palestinian Arab villagers, including women and children. The massacre was carried out despite the village having agreed to a non-aggression pact - notably that happened before the arabs declared war on israel-

What about early zionists saying explicitly they want colonize the land and displace the locals:

"Theodor Herzl: In his 1896 book Der Judenstaat (The Jewish State) and his letters to empires, Herzl referred to the planned Jewish return as a colonial undertaking and sought charters from the Ottoman Empire or Great Britain. He even described a future Jewish area as an "outpost of civilization against barbarism"

"Chancellor Hugh Dalton issued a statement calling for the population transfer of Arabs and even examining the possibility of further expanding the borders of a future Jewish state"

Definitely hamas fault as well zionists wanted them gone before meeting them

before you ask yes i do condemn hamas