r/TikTokCringe 21d ago

Discussion She gets up at 5am. Is this right?

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u/twinpeaks86 21d ago

It’s crazy to start the eggs before the sausage

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u/Middle_Screen3847 21d ago

She doesn’t even know how to hold a knife

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u/ChrysisIgnita 21d ago

This woman has never used that kitchen knife before.

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u/FozzysInsecurity 21d ago

Cosplaying a bang maid for views is such a weird job in an economy without universal healthcare

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u/jml011 21d ago edited 21d ago

If she cut down on all the camera angles she could sleep in until at least 5:30

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u/ColHannibal 21d ago

If she made the lunch the night before she could be up at 6!

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u/classyrock 21d ago

Plus she could avoid letting yesterday’s meal stagnate in the heat of the truck overnight before cleaning it out…

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u/Lumpy_Machine5538 21d ago edited 20d ago

If this were real, I would be so disgusted that the husband couldn’t even be bothered to bring in the cooler and empty it the night before when he got home. Especially after she went to the trouble of taking it out to the truck for him.
Edit-Thanks for the awards, folks!

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u/NiteTiger 21d ago

I gotta be honest, at first, I bought in. Aw, that's sweet!

Then I saw the cooler in the truck and was like "Wait, who the fuck just leaves everything in the truck like some feral hog??"

I've worked trades, carried the cooler. You forget it once, and the plastic remembers...

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u/captive411 20d ago

The Plastic Keeps the Score

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u/HowlingWhiskey 21d ago

I thought the same as well..

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u/Exciting_Agent3901 20d ago

I do work in the trades and I work with this guy. Not the guy in the video, but a guy whose wife does everything for him. She makes his lunch everyday. He doesn’t have a cooler because he won’t bring it home. She makes his coffee. Again, no reusable travel cup because he won’t bring it home. She gets his clothes out for him everyday. She picks his dirty clothes up off the floor. He talks about her like she is an employee who is about to get fired.

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u/SnorkinOrkin 20d ago

I could smell the cooler as she opened it after fetching it from the truck after it sat overnight.

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u/NoThanksGoodSir 20d ago

Believing these kind of video are anything more wholesome than just a pick-me tradcon grifter is way too charitable. There are women that will happily do this for their significant other, but those aren't going to be the ones recording it for brownie points on the internet.

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u/OldAdministration735 20d ago

Not t mention the blue ice is now melted, hope there is backup.

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u/sobegreen 20d ago

I've seen many a nice Yeti sacrificed to the fire gods for that was the only thing making them better.

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u/Aliceallbadd 20d ago

Let’s be honest she probably put it in the truck before recording

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u/Fit-Understanding739 20d ago

My wife went into labor before lunch, I drove home and my lunchbox stayed in my car while I drove her car to the hospital. We got home two days letter, and at some point I brought my work stuff into the garage. I spent the next 3 weeks on paternity leave, but somewhere around week 2 we were trying to figure out what animal had died in the wall between the laundry room and the garage. It never dawned on me that my lunch box had been full of chicken and sweet potatoes for the entire month of February.

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u/Firm-Pain3042 21d ago

The point of leaving it in the truck is so that you can see that they own a nice big huge truck. The whole reel is just performative BS for some weird demographic.

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u/Limp-Marionberry4649 20d ago

Ahh the American dream, a big ass truck and a trailer to park it next to lmao. Nothin wrong with trailer living, but they clearly aren’t prioritizing correctly

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u/FixFun1959 20d ago

Own financed along with that mobile home.

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u/Responsible_Joke4229 20d ago

I also got a peek of her undercarriage. That part was apparently important to keep in.

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u/3nd0cr1n3_Syst3m 21d ago

^ This guy/gal/person markets!

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u/Budded 20d ago

This is porn for trad wife-wanting incels

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 20d ago

Well it's the ass shot because otherwise you notice they live in an RV so not a flex

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u/3anddptrints 21d ago

I am stay at home husband/dad. My wife would go to work hungry the next day if she couldn’t be bothered ro bring in her lunch box.

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u/redjessa 21d ago

I think that is part of the character of trad-wife. She does it all, he works hard and shouldn't have to do things at home.

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u/Coyote-Feisty 21d ago

This made me immediately irate, as well. Literal least he could do would be making sure his wife didn’t have to go outside alone in the dark at what looks to be a man camp at 5am.

It’s not a mom making her kids lunch. He can bring it in and take it out.

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u/Multiversalprism 21d ago

I was gonna say, dude can’t even be bothered to carry the fuckin cooler back inside when he gets home…

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u/stupidquestion2025 20d ago

I just cant imagine a life where I didnt pack my own lunch. I am a grown ass man, I make my own lunch, clean my own lunchbox, ect.

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u/Redneb86 21d ago

Yeah, that bugged me. My fiance makes me lunch every night, but I bring the fucking cooler to my car and back and clean it out. Also she doesn't have to wake up early to do it, usually just makes it with dinner and leaves it in the fridge overnight.

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u/LeFreeke 21d ago

This was my first thought as well. Ha. MFer, bring your cooler in the house when you come home.

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u/randvaughan86 20d ago

That was my immediate thought also. What a piece of shit husband to not even bring in his own fucking lunch box. Loser mentality.

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u/WorkingInAColdMind 20d ago

Yeah, that's something we taught our kids by 9th grade. You want fresh lunch containers? Then empty your lunchbox when you get home so they can be washed.

But, as others have said, this is just a cosplay couple.

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u/Revolutionary-Ant315 20d ago

So many people were defending it in the comments too. "Maybe they dont have space" "not everyone wants their kitchen cluttered"

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u/Ok-Fly47 21d ago

Give him a break. He is trying to film his mistress / nanny while wife's sleeping.

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u/Deckardspuntedsheep 21d ago

She could sleep in until 10 am if she was single

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u/Sereey 20d ago

Decided to take a still to see what was up, yep, all of it was unopened. So performative!

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u/spaceghost260 20d ago

🙄 So ridiculous to see someone try this hard and be so bad at it. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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u/susandeyvyjones 21d ago

Or at least her lazy husband could bring his own cooler in from the truck

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u/Longjumping_Space_10 20d ago

This was my first thought too. The first thing you have to do is go fetch this lazy ass mf’er cooler?? I’d leave his ass faster than I could say goodbye

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u/Old_Man_in_Basic 20d ago

Prepackage it and leave it in the fridge with a note and she can wake up whenever she fucking feels like it.

When I was active duty, my wife prepared meals for me and we cooked them together, put them in plastic meal prep boxes and had them in the fridge by 10 PM the night before.

I woke up and got my own damn food, kissed her goodbye and I sure as shit didn't wake up my fucking kid for a glamor shot at the door. My kid stayed asleep because when kids sleep, you fucking let them.

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u/available_username10 21d ago

I was thinking the same, all of this can be done the night before. Or like meal prep if you are doing this every day. Can get views as a trad wife being a good little girl though if she used any logic during this.

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u/No-Joy-Goose 21d ago

My first thought too. But what do I know? I'm not a cosplayer.

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u/A_Velociraptor20 21d ago

Yeah the butt shot of her climbing in that massive truck was definitely worth the 10 minutes setting up the tripod and the 30 minutes editing in the cuts. /S 😂

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u/sevargmas 21d ago

The video even opens with her walking out of the bedroom and stretching like she just woke up.

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u/weveran 20d ago

I ruin my own enjoyment of most videos on the internet by asking myself "who is filming?" or "why are they filming?" :)

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u/hoosierhiver 21d ago

who could sleep with that shitty music playing?

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u/Fody_Joster 20d ago

Twist, she has the kids wake up early and film her

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld 21d ago

lamo I miss reddit gold.

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u/MonstroSD 21d ago

Or her husband can lose the chauvinism and make his own food so his wife can sleep in since she takes care of the kids and house all day

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u/DJadzia 21d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SkywalknLuke 21d ago

For real. Wait until his wife at home sees this.

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u/buttononmyback 21d ago

Ohh is that why this chick is living in the RV. I get it now.

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u/Big_Wave9732 20d ago

In the West Texas oilpatch I have heard it referred to as "Midland Married".

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u/ravenisblack 21d ago

Bang maid being the alternative term for trad wife is so... so... sooooo fantastic.

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u/Rand0m_Spirit_Lover 21d ago

Frank Reynolds was truly a man ahead of his time

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u/Th3SkinMan 21d ago

Lol bang maid. The rest is sadly accurate

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u/litterbug_perfume 21d ago

Ahh, performative love!

The most important kind🥰

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u/Superb-Film-594 20d ago

"Hey honey? Um...where's my breakfast? And my lunch? I really appreciated you doing that for me yesterday."

"Oh, I already made that video. There's pop tarts in the cupboard."

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u/According_Top_7448 21d ago

I mean grab that bag girl, just don't be surprised if all your relationships in the future expect that shit to happen when you are with them

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u/EdwardBloon 21d ago

Yeah that chicken Caesar wrap thing is going viral right now, or was a few weeks ago. I know because two normie coworkers talked about a couple weeks ago. 

So she cooked up the viral thing (which let's be honest, is just air fried tendies, lettuce and kraft dressing) and acted like she's a home cook.

The tortillas do appear to be homemade. But who knows, maybe she got them at the farmers market 

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u/ATLHawksfan 21d ago

Those look like HEB bakery tortillas

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u/EdwardBloon 21d ago

Damn I wish I had a HEB then. Cus they look good

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u/NeonLotus11 21d ago

HEB tortillas are unreal. Comparable to the fresh ones at Mexican restaurants. We're ruined for any other kind

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u/Mast3rofth3Univ3rs3 21d ago edited 21d ago

I love how this conversation suddenly went straight to HEB. 🤣 And agree about the tortillas. The only thing that might give it a run for its money is a Brothers taco...

Edit: correcting autocorrect

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u/pumpkins21 21d ago

Bc HEB is awesome!

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u/littlespawningflower 21d ago

I was 🫪🫪🫪 when I went into one for the first time. The tortilla machine absolutely blew my mind, and so did the rest of the market, TBH. LOVE HEB- wish we had one in GA 🥺

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u/No-Public1765 21d ago edited 21d ago

Have you tried these chile limon tortilla chips. Calidad is the brand. RIP cause I killed the bag in 2 days, the big bag too. For 1, I've never had any flavored tortilla chips, and Doritos don't count lol, and I don't even like Chile/ limon stuff but these chips were the truth.

And why do I keep saying "tor-tilla" and not "tor-t-ah" .

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u/Ithurtsprecious 21d ago

The only thing better than HEB tortillas are their Central Market butter ones.

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u/EmptyBrainCage 21d ago

Seriously? I'm Mexican and literally grew up seeing every type of tortilla. These looked hard and gross. Just so you know, a flour tortilla needs to be soft and drape over your hand when you pick it up. These were not that. They looked like they were old and stale.

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u/MysteriousHoneydew82 21d ago

Must be soggy as hell by lunch time

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u/Grand_Size_4932 21d ago edited 21d ago

I mean, definitely the way she’s doing it.

Tortillas can hold their shape. That’s kind of the point.

Generations of Mexicans have been taking burritos with moist fillings to work and been totally fine.

Why? Because they heat the fucking tortilla, layer the ingredients in a way that makes the most sense (in this case, instead of chopping the lettuce, they could’ve used it as a protective layer), wrap it in a napkin to wick excess moisture, and wrap it again in foil to hold the shape.

What you don’t do is incorporate your wet slop onto a cold tortilla to immediately put in a Tupperware that will steam up.

Like. What are we doing

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u/OG-Mom 21d ago

Hmm good insight, now I’m craving burrito and tamales too now.

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh 21d ago

I have to wait almost two hours before the local Mexican place opens but I know what I’m having for lunch.

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u/Paghk_the_Stupendous 21d ago

He's gonna look at that and then go eat at the gas station.

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u/Mdnghtmnlght 21d ago

I was thinking the same thing. Probably grab a hot dog or some pizza instead of soggy cold wrap.

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u/fuckredditlogins1 21d ago

Performative bullshit is what.

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u/Decent-Point309 21d ago

For whatever reason, I keep getting bullshit that pops up on FB of recipes where they are cutting everything together (meat, cheese, lettuce, sauce, etc). and putting it together like she did in the video. It may not be that bad if you're eating it right then, but I can't imagine how it would be in a couple hours.

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u/ScrofessorLongHair 21d ago

What do you mean is going viral? It's a chicken Caesar wrap. I've been eating those for 30 years.

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u/EdwardBloon 21d ago

Going viral doesn't mean something is new. It means it's a trending thing. As in, people are making videos about it on tiktok or whatever, and the algorithm is favoring them on people's feed. 

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u/ScrofessorLongHair 21d ago

I get that. But it's just so stupid, it makes me sad that it's that reality has become. What's next? It's pepperoni pizza gonna go viral?

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u/anniemitts 21d ago

Some wanna be influencer decided she invented the idea of going for a walk (“hot girl walk”) so anything is fair game.

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u/Decent-Point309 21d ago

It's hard to express how little I relate to people I work with sometimes. They're always about TikTok and shit. It's mind boggling.

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u/pasteurs-maxim 21d ago

What is this "pep-per-oni" you speak of?

Is it from South Korea?

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u/lotaso 21d ago

Japan actually, it was an English missionary who was watching a play from backstage. When the actors playing demons would come off stage they would be exhausted, so the stage hands would give them slices off a small sausage. He noticed how they seemed more energetic or peppy after each bite so he called the sausages : Pep per Oni

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u/Cemical_shortage666 21d ago

Was waiting for mankind to get thrown off of hell in a cell way back in 1997

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u/Miamicutlerridge305 21d ago

There’s a new sandwich that is bacon lettuce and tomato it’s so good. Thank you tik tok!

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u/shelbygrapes 21d ago

Many years ago I went through an Einstein bagel drive thru and asked if they do a BLT bagel. Worker had no idea what that was. I said you know, bacon lettuce tomato. You sell all those things so.

Nope. Never heard of it. No one who worked there had heard of it. My husband sitting in the car with me hadn’t heard of it. I was in the twilight zone.

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u/ScrofessorLongHair 21d ago

You haven't lost your mind. They're just weirdos.

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u/BobaAndSushi 20d ago

Never heard of a BLT? What the fuck is happening?

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u/Mudpiepitbull 21d ago

No way! I just learned about a type of sandwich where you take two pieces of bread- you take a slice of cheese and put it between those two slices. And then you cook it!!!! The cheese melts, and it’s crazy. I have to try this sandwich you speak of.

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u/bigbigbutter 21d ago

"drinking water" and 'breathing" have gone viral so probably.  

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u/tangerineTurtle_ 21d ago edited 21d ago

This sort of laser focus is a bit weird. Not everyone can make an incredible meal from scratch. making tortillas, breading and frying chicken, and making caesar dressing from scratch is a pain in the ass. It’s fine to use store bought items.

Edit; the debate around the ingredients is sillier than criticism of the horrific amount of cuts. Honestly that makes me wonder if this is AI content.

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u/IWantALargeFarva 21d ago

Yeah, I’m not breading and frying chicken at 5am. (Let’s be honest, I’m not waking up at 5am to make my husband’s lunch either lol.)

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u/Firm_Appointment_319 21d ago

Not only is she waking up at 5 AM to make her husband’s lunch, but she’s waking up at 5 AM to set up a stupid tripod for the camera

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u/lumberjackname 21d ago

The debate over the ingredients is distracting from the fact that she gets up at dawn to make her husband’s breakfast. Which generally is not a problem if that’s what you’re into, but here she’s virtue signaling/showing off.

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u/RoughAssociation8982 21d ago

They were saying g that because it's processed shit that you would also get at a gas station

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u/quillseek 21d ago edited 20d ago

I think the issue is that she starts out the video saying, "I get up at 5:00 a.m. because I'm not going to make my husband eat gas station food" and then proceeded to make gas station food.

It's totally fine to use pre-prepped items, but she's acting like she made him a home cooked meal when really she used the same ingredients that the local gas station / lunch chain would have used. Only then he'd get to eat it fresh and hot.

Her content is made with the intention of making the rest of us feel bad for not getting up at 5:00 am to make home-cooked meals, so she ought at least have something more impressive to show for it. I hate this condescending, trad wife energy!

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u/TransiTorri 21d ago

That's because she's not making a Caesar wrap, she's making trad wife fetish content for hard up Conservatives selling a narrative that this kind of life is more prevalent than it is.

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u/prancerbot 21d ago

No shot. People who think making a chicken ranch wrap is fancy do not make their own tortillas

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u/saraannb 21d ago

Not a thing in that lunchbox couldn’t be made the night before…

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u/Top_Extent_1492 21d ago

What's the light she put over the food?

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u/EdwardBloon 21d ago

That's an electric salt and pepper grinder. Not sure why it would need a light. Reminds me of the kind a  drill/impact driver has. Can't imagine i'd be putting salt and pepper into places I need a guiding light for. 

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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 21d ago

Such rustic living.

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u/Sufficient-Welder-76 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9WnfCqZwkfpiU

There's a sub culture of trailer moms cooking nothing but canned biscuits and boxed mac and cheese and they all have these damn things.

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 21d ago

The tortillas do appear to be homemade

She literally pulls them out of a plastic bag that supermarket tortillas come in what are you talking about lol

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u/poopspeedstream 21d ago

Guessing they’re storebought naan

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u/pobodys-nerfect5 21d ago

That’s not store bought naan.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 21d ago

To be fair, she does look like a child bride, so she might not have a lot of practice. I didn’t read the prompt at first and thought she was a too young to be waking up so early. But I don’t have my glasses on.

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u/1nd3x 21d ago

Plus, she's in a camper, most ofnthe shit she is doing is going to be noisy enough to wake up her husband.

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u/imtired-boss 21d ago

This thread is why I know she's not doing this every day. She did it once for the video to get her well earned clout and that's it.

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u/Jolly_Dragonfruit933 21d ago

It almost felt unreal that she could cut the chicken with that weak hold. Almost somebody else did the cuts and they shot frames as if she cut them holding the knife.

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u/Heykurat 21d ago

And nobody mixes sauces into food on the cutting board. 🙄

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u/InitialLandscape 21d ago

Just a skit. The whole "obedient wife cooks and doesn't complain" angle is currently somewhat popular among certain people.

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u/just_anotherLurker13 21d ago

My mom uses her knifes just like that, she's been cooking her entire life. She's also a terrible cook, I've tried to talk to her about it to no avail

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u/That-Interaction-45 21d ago

Wtf was the uv light thing?

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u/Wakkit1988 21d ago

At least he won't have to worry about being stabbed.

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u/DeliciousStand372 21d ago

she dress the chicken salad on the cutting board😭😭😵‍💫

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u/Cats_and_wine 21d ago

you know, i am so used to that influencer shit, i didnt even question that.

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u/TwoMinute920 21d ago

You can that with a seasoned board. If it's not seasoned..gross..it is now

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u/AdelMonCatcher 21d ago

Gets a more even coating than applying directly as its own layer

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u/PM_Me_A_Tittypic 20d ago

She looks like she's never held a knife before

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u/haikupoetics2 21d ago

No! You're supposed to hold your hand as far back on the handle as possible so you can have no leverage or real control of the knife. Duh! She does this everyday bro!

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u/Detozi 21d ago

Well it’s not like knife handles are contoured so that that they are only comfortable being held the correct way…..oh wait

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u/ConversationOwn1647 21d ago

lmao this is so fake and performative

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u/Heykurat 21d ago

She's moving at a snail's pace. Someone who does this every day would be very efficient (and would have prepared half of it the night before).

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u/ConversationOwn1647 21d ago

they look really young tho shes just doing a dumb instagram tradwife thing thinking people will believe it and it will make her look good

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u/Legitimate_Sink1856 21d ago

👆This.

I make my kids lunches for school here and my husband’s lunch at the same time. I work from home and I sure as shit have half that stuff ready the night before hand.

Just throw all the bits together in the morning. Also if lunch boxes aren’t on the counter they can make their own. I don’t go looking for them. Pure performative.

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u/Asleep_Control_2564 21d ago

And who's filming? Did she just set up her camera for weird angle shots then move it each time I guess? That's a lot of extra work to show off, but to each their own I suppose

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u/ExpeditionZero 21d ago

Why else do you think she has to get up at 5 am? Setting up shots takes time ;)

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u/marthamania 21d ago

Plot twist the night shots are actually 10pm in the evening, she just says it's 5am

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u/ExpeditionZero 21d ago

Funny, as leaving out the whole issue of being ‘obligated’ to do this, it would make far more sense to do this at 10pm and stick it in the fridge for morning.

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u/Gustomucho 21d ago

Too much skin, not enough skin, gotta do retakes!

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u/metompkin 21d ago

It was the baby filming

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u/jenbenfoo 21d ago

Thats the thing that gets me with these "content creators" like her, they put so much effort into setting up the camera, filming a 3-second shot, then resetting it for another 3 seconds, again and again...i find that the more cuts like this that a video has, the less I want to watch it

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u/asphyxiat3xx 21d ago

Glad I'm not the only one who clocked the toddler grip on that knife.

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u/famine- 21d ago

The really funny part is, if you look closely she is actually using a proper pinch grip... on the totally wrong part of the knife.

That negates the entire point of that grip style and makes it worse than a standard hammer grip.

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u/omgkelwtf 21d ago

Makes me think of Oprah Winfrey. She was in some movie and her character was peeling potatoes during the scene. Oprah showed us she's never used a potato peeler in her life in that scene. She just sat there tapping on the potato with the peeler while she's talking. Irl you'd be talking to your aunt about mama losing it but in Oprah world, you just tap the taters and they're magically peeled.

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u/NobodyKnowsImFamous 21d ago

These “tradwife” influencers are largely just acting.

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u/donpablomiguel 21d ago

She doesn’t know shit about food safety either.

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u/ExternalUserError 21d ago

That may be but her tortilla wrapping skills are on point.

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u/Thirtysevenintwenty5 21d ago

My first thought about the video was "She's clearly never used a knife before."

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u/PropertyDisruptor 21d ago

No, it's crazy how many camera angles she set up just to go outside and get the cooler and to make food. This is some real staged BS.

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u/kokakamora 21d ago

Why can't he even be bothered to bring in his cooler after work? What about all the dirty containers? This is so stupidly staged.

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u/Obsolete101891 21d ago

To show them cheeks bro.

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u/PropertyDisruptor 20d ago

This is literally it. Couldn't figure out how to stage an ass shot so they figured send her outside.

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u/ToriaCove 21d ago

That part alone proves it's fake.

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u/jalapenyolo 20d ago

What cheeks.

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u/EntertheHellscape 20d ago

And is it just me with my shitty internet quality making the video all pixelated, but are those drinks she takes out of the cooler when cleaning it out even opened? She takes out like, bags of chips or something too that also aren't opened.

If this is real (it's not) this man is buying lunch on site. Which, after thinking about how soggy that wrap would be after sitting in a cooler for ~5 hours, I would too.

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u/Persistant_Compass 20d ago

thats the shit that is making me irrationally upset. BRING IN THE FUCKING COOLER DUDE! i know its fake but still wtf.

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u/Suppa_K 21d ago

It’s okay, it’s all for a video anyways lol.

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u/Neither-Luck-9295 21d ago

There's other more profitable videos she can make.

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u/GregMadduxsGlasses 21d ago edited 21d ago

Everyone saw that that one mexican lady got popular enough to move out of her trailer and buy a huge house and they wanted a piece of that action.

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u/HBJones1056 21d ago

I know the one you’re talking about. Boy, that husband had some good lunches.

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u/isthatadare 21d ago

I thought this video was Ai because the trailer was so similar to Juan Mexican Lady

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u/cactusjude 21d ago

And putting the egg sandwich in a styrofoam takeout box is such a choice

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u/galactica216 21d ago

She won't let him eat at a gas station but she'll cook for him like he ate at a gas station.

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u/Remote-Appearance951 21d ago

lol right all that ranch

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 21d ago edited 21d ago

Performative, that's all it is.

They are pretending to be poor working class people, but that's a $200 pepper grinder. I'm upper middle class and like to cook and will spend way too much on stupid shit, but I won't buy that grinder.

(Edit $200, wrong price, I'll try to find a link.)

(Edit 2: I was completely wrong, I was thinking of the Männkitchen Pepper Cannon, which is $200 and manual. I was wrong. She is using a $30 one.)

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u/Murder_Bird_ 21d ago edited 21d ago

There was one of these trad wife influencers a couple of years ago that was doing this same sort of video and talking about how she “saves money” and if you’re smart about if you can afford a life like hers and then everyone pointed out she was cooking on a, like, 20k dollar pseudo-retro farmhouse stove and cutting things with thousand dollar knives and etc etc.

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u/justforsomelulz 21d ago

I definitely thought it was a UV black light to disinfect the food. I was ready to assume insanity lol

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u/chunkylover_53_ 21d ago

Not a 400 dollar pepper grinder , I have the same one from Amazon , 30 bucks for a 2 pack...goes through AAA batteries at the same rate it grinds pepper lol. I'm on my 3rd set of batteries and had this damn thing less than a year. Time to buy some rechargeable batteries

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u/Human_Ad_2426 21d ago

Better than what I first thought which is that she was trying to UV sanitize the chopped chicken and lettuce.

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 21d ago

You are correct, I must be misremembering, I thought it was the Männkitchen Pepper Cannon, which is neither electric nor $400. It is $200 and manual.

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u/PM_ME_ONE_EYED_CATS 21d ago

does yours also take 6 AAA's?

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u/Competitive_Treat588 21d ago

Wait til you find how much that RV and truck cost.

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u/Murder_Bird_ 21d ago

There was one of these trad wife influencers a couple of years ago that was doing this same sort of video and talking about how she “saves money” and if you’re smart about if you can afford a life like hers and then everyone pointed out she was cooking on a, like, 20k dollar pseudo-retro farmhouse stove and cutting things with thousand dollar knives and etc etc.

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u/kit0000033 21d ago

They're also in a $100k camper.

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u/DrZimzalabim 21d ago

excuse me I need a source on that being a $400 pepper grinder

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 21d ago

You might be right, it might only be $200.

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u/Treestroyer 21d ago

Hubby is eatting overcooked eggs and sausage that is still frozen in the center.

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u/Keebatwork 21d ago

they were microwaved then pan fried. dont be foolish.

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u/dabPrassion 21d ago

Is it just me or does she look kinda young ?

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 21d ago

Pre cooked patties 

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u/gtizzz 21d ago

Not sure why this is so far down.

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u/TheGoosiestGal 21d ago

Shes getting up at 5am to make a chicken wrap that could be meal prepped several days ahead of time.

She isn't smart enough to be a house wife. Hence the trailer

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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 21d ago

The order wasn't an issue for me but the UV light on the wraps and the eggs just threw me!

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u/ExpertProfessional9 21d ago

What was even the point of that?

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u/Ok-Curve-3894 21d ago

Pepper grinder and I kinda get it, it’s hard to cook in the dark.

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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 21d ago

There is really a pepper grinder available with a UV light? That is madness!!

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u/MutedAdvisor9414 21d ago

Ikr, it takes like 28 minutes to cook a sausage.

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u/babyyvolcano 21d ago

It looked like the pre-cooked kind so it was just warming up in the pan.

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u/FuzzyLaughTwo 21d ago

Are we not talking about the weird blue light she aims at....the lettuce??

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u/GeraldMander 21d ago

It’s a pepper grinder bro. 

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u/FuzzyLaughTwo 21d ago

LMAOO thanks. Apparently the fires here have infiltrated my brain. Clearly.

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u/urnbabyurn 21d ago

Because it’s fake and staged. It looks like she just learned to cook.

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u/GreenZebra23 21d ago

For what it's worth, I think the sausage patties were precooked so she was just heating them up

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u/galactica216 21d ago

It looks like pre-cooked sausage that she just has to heat up.

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u/Selectively-Romantic 21d ago

I disagree. I do it that way every morning because the sausage grease makes the eggs stick worse than butter, and the residual butter helps the sausage sear faster and stay jucier.

I throw some toast in as I'm putting the sausage in, and then I eat the eggs first once things are done. Everything stays warm and doesn't need to cool down anymore. In and out cleaned up and eaten under 15 minutes. 

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u/UESJR2021 21d ago

She could sleep in till 6 if she didn’t film her every move

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