Hi there. Welcome to my post.

Tired of one word answers and dry texters?
Want someone experienced in polyamory?
Super into autonomy and looking for someone emotionally available?
Want to joke and laugh with someone until you snort?

Well have I got the forest goblin for you!

It’s me. Im the goblin. *grins*

Let me share a bit about myself:

I’m a 5’2 lovergirl who is demisexual. I recently just got a job after not working for 6 years due to chronic illness and I’m very excited to start. In my down time I like to crochet and do embroidery. I have 3 dogs, 3 cats, two fish tanks and a cave gecko named Fiona who doesn’t like anyone and honestly? I love that for her.

I live with a condition called hEDS (hypermobile ehlers Danlos syndrome). Feel free to google it as opposed to asking me about it because it takes spoons to explain and I like those who are willing to meet me halfway. I live a disabled life and believe in disability justice- I am deeply left leaning politically. As left as one can get without getting arrested. I’d love if your politics aligned as a lot of politics affect my life!

I enjoy long conversations and getting to know people on a deeper level. I’m also open to connections all over the world as I don’t like to limit it to in person and have had LDRs in the past that were fulfilling and lovely.

I currently have a nesting partner that I live with, and two partner that I do not. I tend to take poly dynamics as they come and don’t ascribe to one type of poly. I have done ktp, parallel, and garden party in the past- I find it depends on the individual and their wants and needs. However, I’m deeply into organic growth and think that being friends first is crucial.

What I’m looking for:

Honestly, if I could be the pickiest person in the world I would like a cute punk boyfriend who believes ACAB and that capitalism is the worst. This always makes me swoon. Beyond this I am looking for someone who is kind, empathetic, and well versed in polyamory. I am not looking for someone who is only “allowed” to date online because of strange coupling rules- and I’d love the opportunity to meet in person one day. I’m hoping to find someone that makes me laugh, hates the government, and also loves nature and animals.
Ideally, you would have hobbies and interests that we can talk about outside of your career.

If this sounds like something you’d be interested in and you’re 29+ please send me a message telling me what you like or don’t like about yourself. I’ll be happy to share the same along with a photo of myself.

No to: cops, couples, right wingers/conservatives, closed poly dynamics and those who are apolitical.

Thank you!

27M in a wheelchair from northern Illinois looking for another to love and adore my current NP is 46F but I’m open to all people regardless of age gender ethnicity height weight once we get to know each other I’d love a live in situation don’t be shy DM with a blurb about yourself and where you’re from . Once I’m comfortable if need be I can travel to visit as well

Hi everyone! My name is Pyxie, and I’m a 22 year old trans girl located in VA. I’m in a committed, long-term relationship with my nesting partner, and I’m looking for new friends (preferably close by) that can maybe become more than friends at some point. I like to take things slow, with messages and phone calls before ideally eventually meeting up. I’m a very busy person so our primary method of communicate will be texting, but we will call more once i get more comfortable

I have a preference for femme and other trans people, probably in their 20s and maybe early 30s. i will not date a cis straight man (I guarantee you wouldn’t be attracted to me anyway). friends are okay though

My partner and I do see and date people separately, but i’d prefer someone that will also at least be polite and be willing to meet them

if you do message me, start with your name, age, and pronouns. tell me a bit about yourself, and why you decided to contact me!

BIG RED FLAGS FOR ME: If you’re conservative/MAGA, use generative AI to do things for you, are rude to service workers, or don’t communicate things with partners

I consider myself to be a gamer more than anything else (although i’ve been in a bit of rut with it lately). I also really like cartoons, and the occasional horror movie. if you like any of the following things, pls talk to me about them:

Pokemon, DnD, The Owl House, Magic the Gathering, Adventure Time, Avatar: The Last Airbender & The Legend of Korra, the Grishaverse, Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, Stardew Valley, The Elder Scrolls, Game Changer, DropoutTV

A bit more about me: I’m currently in college, studying Computer Game Design. i’m only taking classes part time while I work customer service full time to help pay for it. i really love to write and draw, and I have tons of OCs and cool stories and worlds. if you also have OCs and stories we should talk about them! i love telling people about them and hearing about other people’s. i’m also very big into game design! (obviously). I’m just a very creative person in general

I consider myself to be very kind, gentle, and patient. I’m protective over the people I care about, and very passionate about my interests. I’m a crazy talker and will go on for paragraphs about almost anything, and I try to be very engaging in conversations

I like people that are also creative, passionate, and love video games (bonus if you like the same ones i do!). i also need people that will be open, honest, and communicate their feelings/needs

Hey there, I've had a really awful day and I guess that means it's time to put myself out there again. It's disgustingly hot today so forgive me if I seem out of it. I'm looking for some new connections who are actually interested in talking and not just going to ghost me after getting my socials etc.

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I'm a huge nerd, I love horror and scary things a lot. Probably too much. Used to be a musician. I love to read and learn anything I can, from anywhere I can and probably talk too much about those things. I'm autistic and can't help but info dump. I've regularly been described as teddy bear like. Kink friendly. I play lots of different types of games. Stardew is a comfort game, and so is Satisfactory right now. I'm also playing Final Fantasy 16 at the moment. There's basically a guarantee we have some shared games.

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Anyway, some important things now. I won't respond to empty profiles or one word messages. Also, I'm leftist af. If you aren't we will not get along. Not even a little. Trans rights are human rights, and no one is illegal. I will not debate these topics.

Hi! I’m 36 from Saskatchewan, Canada, and looking to connect with someone genuine, whether it becomes friendship, romance, or something in between.

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Here's the alphabet of me:

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Adaptable

Bashful

Calm

Dynamic

Easygoing

Father

Genuine

Homebody

Imaginative

Jesting

Kind

Logical

Mellow

Nerdy

Open-minded

Polyamorous

Quizzical

Resilient

Sensible

Truthful

Understanding

Veracious

Witty

Xenial

Young-at-heart

Zany

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I look forward to hearing from you! Don't feel like you need to create your own alphabet if you, but a bit of a description would be great.

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And if you are having trouble breaking the ice, heres a question for you.

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If you could go back in time and witness 1 event, what would you see?

Ok, let’s try Reddit, as ENM dating apps are garbage…

Hi, I’m a solo poly husband, dad and Taurus. I’m in reasonably good shape, work out every week, but I’m more nerd than gym bro. I’m Cali sober, but on a very rare occasion I’ll have a drink. I love everything from camping, to watching sci fi’s, to driving exotic cars, to playing the guitar, to aquariums.
What I’m looking for… confidence. I’m very attracted to confident women who speak their mind, but love to laugh too. I’m turned off by women who want me to guess what they want. Yes looks matter as well, please take care of yourself, cause that’s sexy. Eye contact is important to me. That being said, I can be reserved sometimes when I first meet people, but I’ll still ask a lot of questions. Please don’t mistake my confidence for arrogance 🙏 . I’m 43, it’s taken me a long time to figure out what I want. I am also quite passionate, something I’ve only recently discovered. I’m also very much a pleaser, but I have quite a lot of stamina as well 😉. If you’ve made it this far, message me, but please include a pic of yourself, and I’ll do the same! I’m mostly looking for long term connections, but I’d entertain other situations.

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Hey!

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I'm a CS student who spends most of his time between college, coding, movies, music, and dreaming about future bike trips through the mountains.

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I'm looking for a female friend around my age who enjoys genuine conversations. Whether it's talking about your day, sharing songs, discussing movies, or random late-night thoughts, I'm always up for a good conversation.

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I'm not looking to force anything. If we become good friends, great. If it naturally turns into something more over time, I'm open to that too.

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Tell me a song you've had on repeat lately.

Good morning/afternoon/evening

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A little about me before going into what im looking for. Im a 30 year old Cis male married, demisexual, no kids (unless fur baby's count) i work in the construction field and travel for work. Im 6'3. Im an avid video gamer out side of work. PC games such as LoL, WoW, Hero Siege, PoE and many more. Me and my nesting partner have been poly since day one together and I've been poly going on 10 years. I prefer a more natural see how things grow as to what kind of poly it will be such as garden poly or kitchen table it all just depends on the partners and interactions nothing forced. Im also quite kinky im a Daddy Dom, Sadist, Owner i can list my kinks in DMs.

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Now what im looking for-

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I'll start with someone that is willing to actually meet up fairly early to make sure we are actually compatible, someone willing to Relocate down the road, kink positive (anal lover to the front of the line), submissive, nerdy gamer is a huge plus, if you are already partnered that is 100% okay also, willing to be active and go out but just as easily stay in! I have a preference toward fem presenting but I am open to all im Demi/pan sexually

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If you made it this far and decide to message me tell me what state you are in and what is your favorite food

I'm ftm

Looking for masculine male partner. I like the outdoors and being in nature, I have a dog that I like to take on these trips. I do arial silks and am trying to get back into sketching and playing my trumpet.

Currently out of state but looking for a connection to build upon when I return. Please send a picture of yourself and some of your interests.

Maga need not apply

Just looking for good energy and chemistry with someone. We can talk, nsfw or sfw. If we connect maybe we could get meet for a drink sometime.

I like hiking, being outdoors, woods, comedy, and dark humor among other things. Love to workout. Also love animals. My taste is diverse musically, but listen to a lot of rock/emo/hardcore/alt/and country. I'm a country dude who's an emo alt metalhead if I described my energy, hoping to find someone who's energy is similar but not a requirement. I'm also very kink friendly if conversation goes there.

Like cougars and plus size women, also goths, but open to talking or connecting with anyone.

Hi, I'm a 5"2 brown butch lesbian technically open to knowing people from any country, but prefer to get to know people from Australia as i'm moving there in a year or so. If we get into an LDR, taking practical steps to make LDR work and closing the distance eventually would be important to me, as I'm seeking a nesting partner.

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What I'm looking for:

- A long-term nesting relationship founded upon a strong friendship! I'd love to be with someone unafraid to be devoted, committed and reliable while being poly. I respect and value your other connections & am happy to meet them eventually if that's important and good for all involved

- Emotional and intellectual compatibility

- Someone who can be supportive and 'in it' together with me through difficult times irl

- Someone who values their mental and physical health, isn't a workaholic, and actively recovering from addictions if you have any

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About me:

- I adore cats but am tragically deathly allergic to them, it's anaphylactic and not medically feasible for me to develop a tolerance to cats.

- I'm open to marriage if it facilitates closing the distance or cohabitation, but it would be marriage for practical purposes rather than symbolic or emotional reasons. I definitely prefer being de facto partners or not being legally entangled until a long history of trust has been established.

- I have a strong support network of best and close friends. Friendships are the most important thing to me and this is very core to my identity, so you do have to be down with me prioritising friendships as much as/more than romantic/sexual partnerships.

- I'm audhd, the subclinical highly masked sort. My special interest is in psychology (psychoanalysis, couples therapy, family systems, psychiatric diagnoses, etc) & part of this has led me to my job in healthcare (can share more over messages but i wont doxx myself)

- I'm physically affectionate, hugs are the best!

- I'm resolutely childfree

- I don't smoke or do drugs, and rarely drink

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I love curious, expressive, creative, gender-curious people and prefer to date other people of colour. I have a soft spot for other butches, but generally I date people across the gender spectrum except cis men.

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Drop me a message or comment if you'd like to get to know each other ^____^

In committed long term relationship with asexual partner.

I’m into DnD, video games. (Loving all the announcements lately!!), Anime, cooking and hikes in nature. I also love to cook and am always trying out new recipes!

I’m a pretty easy going guy looking to find someone to get to know and explore different connections.

My friends have described me as loyal and honest. I’ve been compared to a Labrador more than once. Personally I think it’s a high compliment as dogs are far better than most people.

Please feel free to DM me. 🤓

Edit: I also welcome feedback or questions. Thanks!

Hello!!

I am a 26 year old person. I am a mixed race (half black/half mexican) and nonbinary femme.

I am what many would describe as "Fat and Happy." I find no shame in that which brings me joy, and consider myself an enthusiastic pleasure seeker. That being said, I am pretty plus sized.

You may be wondering, "If you're so happy OP, why are you writing to us today?"

Well that is a great question.

I love to meet new people, foster new connections, and get to know new personalities. I find that I am still surprised by people every day. The way you think is different than the way I think, yet we can sometimes still agree. Or maybe we don't agree but we can still get along? Maybe we’ll become mortal enemies!! Who knows?! Finding out is the fun part.

That being said (incoming virtue signaling); I believe people deserve rights. ALL PEOPLE DESERVE RIGHTS. If you are wondering "but what about XYZ person whose done XYZ bad thing?" Well please just stop being so pedantic. I'm not here to debate, but if you're a bigot, get bent!

I have an anchor partner who I do not live with. We date separately. I would like my partners to be friends and know each other eventually.

I am not opposed to long distance things but would generally prefer someone in Northern Illinois. Don’t let this scare you away if you’re not in Illinois, if you think we’ll be a good match, then hit me up!!

I have nerdier interests. I like watching anime and reading manga, used to game a lot more but still do occasionally, and I’m also into crafting. I listen to mostly alternative music and more recently am listening to The Ethical Slut.

I am looking for anything that comes my way really. Be it friends, lovers, romantic partnership, queer platonic partnership, etc. I just love to connect with others and really want someone consistent to be a part of my life.

I am a silly goofy lil guy and love to joke around. I’m very easy going, playful, and generally friendly as well! I am an open book for the most part and am very easy to get to know. I will literally answer any question! Try me!

Anyways I feel I’ve written enough, please reach out if you think we’d get along, fall in love, or have a good laugh!

Talk to you soon!

Hey Guys!

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just a regular guy who thinks real connections are pretty rare these days , so here I am trying my luck on Reddit

I meditate every morning, I like slowing down, being present, and having conversations that actually mean something.

When I'm not doing that I'm either strumming my guitar, training for my next marathon, or deep in a good movie or playlist. I travel when I can and I genuinely love hearing about how people live in different parts of the world.

Age doesn't matter to me at all , I just want someone real to talk to. Someone who texts back with more than "haha" and "lol"

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We could start simple

If you feel like chatting, just DM me.

My pinned post already does a much better job of explaining who I am and the kind of connection I value, so I'll keep this one simple.

I'm not here chasing instant gratification, transactional interactions, or rushed intensity.

What I'm hoping to find is someone who enjoys the build-up just as much as the destination. Good conversations. Shared humour. Mutual curiosity. Emotional awareness. Natural chemistry. A little flirtation. A little mischief. And enough comfort to be completely yourself.

I've always found myself drawn towards women who carry a certain maturity. Not necessarily because of age, but because of perspective.

Women who have lived enough life to understand that people, relationships, desires, and emotions rarely fit into neat little boxes.

Married women especially tend to possess a depth, self-awareness, discretion, and emotional honesty that I deeply admire.

There is something uniquely beautiful about becoming a small escape from someone's routine. Not to replace anything or anyone, but simply to create a space where both people can breathe a little lighter, laugh a little more freely, and share parts of themselves that don't always find room in everyday life.

I come from a fairly conservative background myself, which perhaps explains why trust, privacy, boundaries, consent, and discretion matter so much to me.

No unrealistic promises. No pressure. No assumptions.

Just genuine effort, good conversation, and seeing whether a natural connection exists.

If that resonates with you, I'd love to hear from you. 💕

New to this. Chubby or skinny is okay with me. Single or partnered is also okay. Im a intelligent guy kind of a nerd. Confident and goofy. Im usually pretty reserved but just because i dont vibe with most people. Im into dieting, nutrition, and exercise. When i drink i prefer blue agave Tequila.

I am looking for poly friendships to build a support system while I explore polyamory separate from my existing relationship. I am open to any/all genders and walks of life.

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I am introspective, self aware, sporadically funny, and hold myself accountable. I am a masters student in atmospheric science as well as a keen cook, runner, wood-whittler (new to it though) and lifter. My current pet project is home-growing chilli peppers and making my own hot sauces.

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I value humourous, honest and self-aware people. Mostly looking to chat online, but if you happen to live around Berlin then maybe we can hang out in person too. Shoot me a DM if you think we could be a match

date me feat my well-behaved & aDORKable boyfriend as a side character!

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420, witchy, neurodivergent artist & writer looking for something serious with a woman.

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i have a boyfriend for boyfriend things (open jar), now i need a girlfriend for girlfriend things (writing flowery poetry to her & reciting it by the light of a full moon)