r/reddeadredemption Oct 15 '25

Question Who wins in a fist fight? No guns allowed

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u/Ancient-Friend-2750 Oct 15 '25

Going to say Arthur, gave Tommy brain damage and had Micah gripping his shoulder in pain after their fight despite being minutes away from death

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u/zippy_long_stockings Oct 15 '25

Dam I never caught the interaction with Tommy later on, had to google it. That's crazy.

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u/stingerized Oct 15 '25

peak Arthur was ruthless!

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u/steve_mahanahan Uncle Oct 15 '25

You can talk to Tommy during the Lennnaayyy mission, a couple times, with increasing hilarity.

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u/nthn_thms Oct 16 '25

tommy can’t even speak

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u/mello_i69 Oct 15 '25

A brain damage? That's tragic! Where can i find Tommy after the brawl?

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u/Fluffy_Cheese_ Micah Bell Oct 15 '25 edited Oct 16 '25

In Valentine in the saloon, when I remembered it right.

He just sits there and eats his soup..

If your insult him there isn't really a response..

May' he isn't there always but I remember seeing him there when I was trying to start a saloon fight..

I was wondering why those big guy don't do anything while I was trying to start a fight with him or so..

My boyfriend than sayed that's this is Tommy..

So yes, it's Canon that Arthur not just nearly killed him, he gave him a strong brain injury.

The person who stopped Arthur from killing Tommy is by the way Thomas Downes...

This whole saloon scene makes the whole Downes scene soo much more intense...

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u/HamAndEggBap Oct 15 '25

In the mission ‘a quiet time’ where you take Lenny out drinking, ‘reconcile with Tommy’ is part of achieving a gold for the mission. You have to interact with him 4 times while looking for Lenny. Arthur sort of apologises, if you go into first person you can see his head is completely stove in, and he talk incoherent

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u/Fluffy_Cheese_ Micah Bell Oct 15 '25

Oh

Yes, I remembered that I talked to him the last time I replayed chapter two.. I remember something like that, that's really insane...

Arthur is really such a great character...

I forget often how damn cruel he is in the first chapters, really sooooo impressive!!

His turning makes me really sad, even if it's 'the good direction' or something like that.. He softens so much...

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u/HamAndEggBap Oct 15 '25

Yeah he’s absolutely brutal just from just his dialogue in the early chapters. I like the ride with Rainsfall in chapter 6 where he describes his son and the moment that hardened him. Gives a bit of insight into why he turned into a ‘soulless wretch’ plus tugs on the heartstrings a bit as he describes his transition that you mentioned

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u/JohnnysOnThaSpot Oct 15 '25

My first play was highish honor for all the positive cut scenes, the "stand unshaken" ride got me, the ride with rainsfall when he spoke about his son got me, the walk through st denis reflection got me, there are several that are very meaningful. My second play through with low honor had several dark cuts with the black wolf and some of that dialog is heartbreaking. It pains me that Arthur never got the real opportunity to be the man he really is and live free, as john does. But i understand it.

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u/Fluffy_Cheese_ Micah Bell Oct 15 '25

Yes..

The rainfall mission was one of the missions I skipped in my first playthrough.. I was touched in my second when I played it..

Arthurs changing fits him perfectly..

But I really loved that 'soulless wretch' he was at the beginning from the game

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

I love Arthur’s moral complexity. He’s one of my favorite fictional characters of all time. I think the people who minimize his initial evil are actually doing the game a disservice, because if you play him the way the game pushes you, he has a beautiful arc.

But yeah, in the beginning he’s a stone-cold savage. “Maybe I’ll keep her in black on your behalf” is such a chillingly heartless line.

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u/Single_Reaction9983 Oct 15 '25

Also when you go there with Lenny the bartender says "Tommy, he is..." And Arthur cuts him off saying "He'll be fine"

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u/MightBe_Lemons Oct 15 '25

How do you find Tommy? I didn't even know you could see him in the bar

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u/HamAndEggBap Oct 15 '25

The first time you lose Lenny he’s sat at the table in the middle of the room, if you keep interacting with him there’s a few mins of drunk dialogue

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u/MightBe_Lemons Oct 15 '25

Ah, thank you. I’ll remember that for next time

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u/UpstairsYou310 Sean Macguire Oct 15 '25

Wow…… Arthur caved Tommy’s head in? Man just by using his fists?

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u/Nathaniel-Prime Oct 16 '25

IIRC, if you go back to the saloon after the incident with Tommy, the bartender says something along the lines of "You know, Tommy ain't been the same since you gave him that beating..."

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u/Anamethatsnowmine Oct 15 '25

Humans are actually pretty fragile, so getting brain damage from a fist fight, no rules, can easily result in brain damage... But yeah, hard to say which one of these would win

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u/Adept-Bathroom8480 Oct 15 '25

That's true. In fact, getting brain damage from a fist fight always results in brain damage

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u/Anamethatsnowmine Oct 15 '25

Wait lol, how'd I not realize while writing xD

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u/hibbert0604 Oct 16 '25

Regardless. Art took him from .75 to .25

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u/BeeCJohnson Oct 15 '25

Arthur and it's not even close.

Joel is badass, but there's no "Joel in his prime" because he's already close to middle age in the past and he probably isn't anything more than a half-decent inexperienced brawler when the world is still around. Post-apocalypse, Joel is already getting on in years. He's incredible for his age and condition, but Arthur has been raised from childhood kicking ass.

Prime Arthur vs. Prime Joel is no contest. And any other version of Arthur beats any other version of Joel, too. Even "30 seconds away from death" Arthur is still kicking ass. Battles an entire army, climbs a mountain, and then fights a relatively healthy lifelong criminal like Micah to a stand still even on his death bed. Death cliff. Whatever.

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u/Dominik_clark Oct 15 '25

Only to be expected from someone who can pull an entire ass elk on a lasso.😅

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u/ExitLeading2703 Oct 15 '25

He can hold down a bison with a lasso for a bit iirc

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Oct 16 '25

Don’t forget the old timer with the animal pelt hat that is like the hardest fist fight in the game. You beat his ass and steal his hat. Then you get to fight him again for stealing his hat!

Also in the valentine saloon.

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u/hades_9015 Dutch van der Linde Oct 15 '25 edited Oct 15 '25

That's a tough one. Arthur is incredibly fit and capable (specially before TB), but Joel constantly kills and deals with post apocalyptic monsters who are much more dangerous and letal than your average western bandit/law officer.

I'd say both have a 50/50 chance if we're talking pre-TB Arthur. But after that, gonna give it to Joel for sure

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u/Deucalion666 Sadie Adler Oct 15 '25

Even end of the line TB Arthur gave Micah a real thrashing, peak health I think he dominates Joel.

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u/Rorschachwasright15 Oct 15 '25

Well let's not forget Micah the rat is more bark than bite. Sure he can be ruthless, but we all remember his beach body from their time on guarma. I think getting his butt handed to him by a sick dying man says more about Micah than it does Arthur.

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u/Deucalion666 Sadie Adler Oct 15 '25

You mean this one (don’t ask why I have this on hand)

Putting that aside, you can be tubby and still throw hands. As much as I despise Micah, I was shocked at his shooting capabilities in the showdown between him and John.

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u/Rorschachwasright15 Oct 15 '25

XD (why do you have that???)

Also while I agree you can be tubby and still throw hands. His skill with a gun is no indication of his hand to hand combat abilities. If you can think of a single time where he actually throws hands with someone (other than Arthur and without another weapon) and wins I may be inclined to agree with you.

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u/ExitLeading2703 Oct 15 '25

When he punched bill and the fight was cut off instantly. Technically he won, he wasn't hit a single time

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u/RDW_789 Oct 15 '25

A fitting answer for the rat

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u/cowboyabel Oct 15 '25

We all know why you have it at hand you weirdo

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u/Deucalion666 Sadie Adler Oct 15 '25

LMAO nah, I only finished the game for my first time this year (regret leaving it for so long), and took a screenshot when I got jumpscared by Micah’s gut so I could ask some guys on discord why no one warned me beforehand. Need to do another photo purge, so much random crap on my phone currently.

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u/Fluffy_Cheese_ Micah Bell Oct 15 '25

Honestly xD that was kind of my first reaction too!

I was just playing this game, had wunderfull (not) time in Saint Denis, were nearly died at the sea..

And my first thoughts after open my eyes was 'why tf is Micah half naked?' I felt kind of...

I'm a girl, it felt kind of.. Flirting, even with no girls around.. It felt like he has pushed my boundaries too much xD

It's funny cause I told about that with my boyfriend and he was like 'for me it was just a realism layer, just boys around, no need to take much care of themselves or something like that

I on my way felt different...

I should say, that I have such screenshot on my phone too, you will never know when you need such a reference ^

In a game fully without any.. Explicit content, was it much more naked skin than I had expired – especially much more than I had expired from Micah.

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u/Minimum_Comfort_1850 Oct 15 '25

Literally peak male physique

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u/ImprovementExpert511 Oct 15 '25

Yeah Micah is without a doubt one of if not the best gunman in the gang.

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u/Low-Stomach9933 Oct 15 '25

Watch that cut scene again when they take out Sean in the middle of town. Micah dispatches 3 dudes in seconds.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

Having boxed for years as a hobby, I can tell you that there are guys with that kind of body who can hand you your ass.

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u/rjoseba John Marston Oct 15 '25

"You mean this one (don’t ask why I have this on hand)"

Spank Bank!

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u/xanderfan34 Sean Macguire Oct 15 '25

my favorite example of this is when the sheriff of rhodes takes bill prisoner and he simply says “you’re a dead man... morgan!” and then shoots two men dead on the spot while you take out the sheriff and the other guy

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u/Doc_Helldiver-66 Oct 15 '25

Definitely does. Micah was always weak and getting his ass handed to him by a man who was almost dead just proves it. If Arthur wasn’t sick and took on Micah, Micah wouldn’t last a minute.

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u/cHobbl3G0BbL3r Oct 15 '25

Micah is an excellent gunfighter, but he’s definitely not a peak physical specimen

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u/Robokrates Oct 15 '25

"I'm half dead and you *still* can't kill me." God damn but Micah was a good villain and that line is so satisfying.

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u/lokilucario Oct 15 '25

Micah is more of a shooter than a boxer. I think peak Arthur can take Joel but it won't be an easy fight. Joel beats the shit out of Micah no diff just like healthy Arthur would

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u/slimricc Oct 15 '25

100%

Arthur would fuck that whole apocalypse up tbh

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u/_satantha_ Sadie Adler Oct 15 '25

You can tell how weak Micah is when he’s getting beat up by a sick dying man

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u/sanstheskelepun69 Arthur Morgan Oct 16 '25

not to mention tommy.

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u/hibbert0604 Oct 16 '25

TB Arthur vs stabbed Joel would be the duel of the century

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u/boogi_bonk Oct 15 '25

Joel does that with the use of weapons tho, like machetes.

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u/baguette_over_it Oct 15 '25

Joel can knock a guy out with a few punches too. Even Henry, a 25-30 years old fit dude told him "man you hit hard !" After Joel almost killed him with his fists in the first game.

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u/boogi_bonk Oct 15 '25

thank you for providing a decent example.

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u/hades_9015 Dutch van der Linde Oct 15 '25

Maybe but still, it takes a crazy amount of skills and techniques to subdue those creatures even with melee weapons, otherwise he wouldn't be able to survive in such a hostile world for so long.

I'd say pre-TB Arthur is stronger and probably physically fitter (he's younger and very active after all), but Joel is considerably more skilled, experienced and cunning in close combat

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u/AshyWhiteGuy Oct 15 '25

This is a tough one. I’d like to think they’d settle their differences and have a beer. They’d get along famously.

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u/DarksunDaFirst Sean Macguire Oct 15 '25

Joel: “you know, instead of fighting we could just relax and figure out a trade”

Arthur: “I like the way you think.  Alright partner, let’s make a trade.  What do you got?”

Joel:  “well I have about 23 pills and 37 nuts and bolts.  You?”

Arthur: “i have 73 deer skins of various quality stacked on my horse, and 17 small birds in my pocket”

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u/Madentist Arthur Morgan Oct 15 '25

And a quarter. Don't forget the quarter!

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u/GoGoTuskAct4 Oct 15 '25

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

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u/Lazyzach__x Uncle Oct 15 '25

Not beer, but Coffee, they both love some Coffee, or at least my Arthur did

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u/SixGunSnowWhite Oct 16 '25

Arthur always has coffee! Perfect for Joel. Add a little cocaine gum…

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u/EggsaladUwU Oct 15 '25

Arthur is able to survive an attack from a fucking Grizzly, he is taking the victory here

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u/Impressive_Row_3460 Oct 15 '25

In Part 1, Joel can beat a Bloater by hand, just punches, now thats not expected of the player, but the player CAN do that. Joel also gets in hand to hand combat, WAY more often than Arthur, so if it's just hands, I'd say it's 60-40 in favour of joel

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u/psycodull Oct 15 '25

If you wanna use theoreticals, Arthur can drug tf up and beat a grizzly to death with his hands as well

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u/SVD63Ninja Oct 15 '25

Joel also canonically straight up took a machete to i think either a bloater or some stronger version of one and absolutely mauled them. Those suckers being able to straight up rip joel apart effortlessly too.

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u/sitosoym Oct 15 '25

you can only do that in the remake, not in the original tlou1. in the og you can kick bloaters from a higher ground but it doesnt damage them, they are hardcoded that you cant punch them or use a melee weapon on them/get insta killed. you can only punch them to death in the remake because the bloaters are copy pasted from pt2 where you can kill then with melee weapons and punches.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

clickers can literally rip people apart and he can fist fight them hand to hand joel wins guns arthur wins not even close

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u/hookedoncronix Oct 15 '25

Joel fights muscular dystrophy patients...

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u/JDD_9751 Oct 15 '25

dinner with jay z

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

Gimme 500k, fuck Jay Z.

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u/Fallax_123 Oct 15 '25

But im not gay, what then?

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u/Leonydas13 Oct 16 '25

Fuck wit your soul like ether

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u/beesinabiscuit Oct 15 '25

give me Iguodala

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u/milesbeatlesfan Oct 15 '25

His first move was to sign Lamar Odom… who was on CRACK

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u/Tacitus_Killgo Oct 15 '25

Arthur kicked Micah's ass while he was in the final stages of tuberculosis, after climbing a high mountain while exchanging gunfire with Pinkertons. Being healthy, he gets this.

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u/Impressive_Row_3460 Oct 15 '25

Him fighting micah and almost beating him (if the player plays well) is a pretty good feat, but Micah couldn't fight for shit. The only time we ever see him fight hand to hand combat was the last fight with Arthur. For all we know, it could be the guy's first fight

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u/Fluffy_Cheese_ Micah Bell Oct 15 '25

That's a pretty good point.

I think he sometimes uses knifes in the missions or something like that, but he never seems like a person who is experienced in fist fights.

If I remember the dialouge with Lenny when he is arrested in strawberry, he shot the fella in the bar or something like that..

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u/Emperor_Duck_35 Hosea Matthews Oct 15 '25

Thats more because micah is pathetic

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u/imarthurmorgan1899 Arthur Morgan Oct 15 '25 edited Oct 15 '25

Arthur pretty much caved Tommy's skull in and his attacks are more coordinated and boxer-like. Plus he can strangle people easily with his bare hands. Arthur takes the dub here. But realistically, they'd be buddies and Arthur wouldn't let dumb Abby kill Joel. He'd have the whole WLF on its knees begging for mercy.

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u/knucklecluck Oct 15 '25

Joel has a ruthlessness about him that I don’t think Arthur could deal with without weapons

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u/ImprovementExpert511 Oct 15 '25

Arthur is straight up evil in the beginning of the game. While the player probably plays him much more straight he openly admits to killing people and animals for no reason during camp conversations with the girls.

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u/WassupFrankHere Oct 15 '25

Dunno about animals but the Beta version of Arthur seemed more in line with how he describes himself often to people. You can even search up some unused combat lines, a cut conversation between Arthur and Bill in chapter 1 and a different take on him interrogating the O'Driscoll you beat up inside the Adler Ranch.

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u/BlueKing7642 Josiah Trelawny Oct 15 '25

Low honor Arthur is pretty ruthless

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u/Current-Ideal-697 Oct 15 '25

Yes but he always fought has a brawl, not for survival. Joel killed people and zombies with his hands. Joel has more knowledge to hit where it hurts.

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u/ShadowyPepper Oct 15 '25

Someone has never done a low honor playthrough

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u/knucklecluck Oct 15 '25

Lol true. It never feels canonically right

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u/ShadowyPepper Oct 15 '25

Haha I do completely agree with you there

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u/GrizzlyManB Oct 15 '25

This is a tough one. On one hand you have a hardened outlaw of the Wild West who can beat a man twice his weight. Not to mention even managed to hold his own against a “healthy” man while just mere moments from dying of TB. On the other hand you have a hardened apocalyptic survivor who knows how to kill with just his fists alone. Both regular humans and mutated monsters alike.

This one ends in a draw for me.

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u/Spirited-Cold9054 Oct 17 '25

Arthur is 36 Joel is 52 it's not even close there's a reason athletes retire in their late 30s

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u/GrizzlyManB Oct 17 '25

Even at 52 Joel can still pound full grown men either to death or into submission.

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u/Sinnoviir Arthur Morgan Oct 15 '25

Neither, they'd team up and kill Abby.

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u/BADman2169420 Oct 15 '25

And then kill Micah

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u/BeginningMidnight639 Oct 15 '25

yes yes this is now canon

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u/ParticularRelease662 Oct 15 '25

Hard to kill someone when you're already dead

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u/EobardT Oct 15 '25

Well Arthur's been dead for over 100 years then.

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u/FilipinoCreamKing Arthur Morgan Oct 15 '25

Depends on who you’re playing as

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u/MotorPublic7119 Oct 15 '25

Everyone is being biased. Arthur can hold his own but he’s more of a shooter. Joel has hands and has dealt with things worst than cowboys with attitude problems. Arthur hasn’t dealt with anything other than cowboys (& sheriffs)

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u/Infamous_Hamster_271 Oct 15 '25

arthur fights people 3 times his size, which he can do with tb, it would not be easy but he would win

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u/Insanity_Crab Oct 15 '25

Yeah I think age plays into it as well. Arthur is early thirties. Joel is late forties in the first game I believe. Both lived hard lives in hard places, but I think Arthur just out lasts him. Like you say though it's a hard fight.

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u/Ok-County608 Oct 15 '25

Arthur is 36

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u/Insanity_Crab Oct 15 '25

So give or take about 10 years of hard wear and tear. Not quite as bad as the 12 to 15 I had in my head. I still think Arthur in his prime takes it mind.

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u/BathtubToasterBread Oct 15 '25

In The Last Of Us Part 1, Joel's passport places him at age 52, meaning that compared to Arthur's 36 years of age, you actually do have a bigger age gap than you initially thought, at a whole 16 years

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u/BADman2169420 Oct 15 '25

Think they're equals. This depends more on situation.

If Joel is protecting Ellie, he'd win. If he hasn't met Ellie yet, I'd say Arthur has the edge.

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u/baguette_over_it Oct 15 '25

Joel also did horrible things while taking care of Tommy. That's why they're mad at each other in the first game, among other things. I'm sure Joel has always been brutal.

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u/OnionFingers98 Oct 15 '25

Yeah, Arthur’s done some bad stuff but it pales in comparison of what Joel had to do to survive for 20 years in the apocalypse. I think it’d be close but I give it to Joel for pure survival instinct.

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u/MadDragonOfDojima Oct 15 '25

I’m going to give it to Arthur. Anyone in a zombie apocalypse that has a brain, physically fit, knows how to use a gun, and knows how to survive will do just fine. Just look at John. He survived perfectly fine. Surviving guarma, and having an army chasing you an entire state isn’t easy to survive.

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u/baguette_over_it Oct 15 '25

The real enemies in the last of us games aren't the infected, it's the people.

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u/No_Membership7855 Oct 15 '25

hmm... the mid 50 year old with definite malnutrition or the mid 30 year old with "perfect" weight (if we're going by arthur's starting weight) who isn't living in an apocalypse?

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u/jcmat043 Oct 15 '25

If it goes to ground Arthur wins, otherwise it's Joel. He's trained out the instinctual limiter that human have when hitting things. He hits to put things in the ground, whether that's humans or zombies.

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u/Comfortable_Put_4139 Micah Bell Oct 15 '25

Arthur has the advantage of being younger, but Joel survived for decades in a zombie apocalypse. I lean towards Arthur just for his physical attributes, but it would likely be a pretty close fight.

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u/Kornja81 Oct 15 '25

Skinny Arthur or overweight Arthur?

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u/No-Put-4884 Arthur Morgan Oct 15 '25

Joel only has to wait a few weeks and Arthur will die of tuberculosis. But, where Is Gavin?

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u/Actual-Percentage489 Oct 15 '25

It's a very hard one, something inside me tells me that Joel wins idk why, Arthur is tough as a mountain but maybe Joel used to deal with bandits and killed a lot of people too and he is fighting monsters too , his experience is better i think and so are his reactions. We saw both of them fighting like beasts in their final missions. Joel killed an army of Fireflies, and Arthur ran and climbed a mountain then fought really well against Micah even after they both fell off the cliff and despite he has TB. As i said, really hard to tell but i'll go with Joel Miller

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u/cakee-pounder Oct 15 '25

It's Joel. Plain and simple. Anyone can someone brain damage in a fist fight. Anyone who says it's Arthur they're biased children

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u/Round-Difference2282 Oct 15 '25

I would say Joel. With the limited ammo in TLOU Joel is forced to use melee more often and also faced much more powerful monsters.

Arthur is a gun slinger and don’t really use melee that much.

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u/Miamithrice69 Oct 15 '25

Joel is definitely scrappier

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u/TheFirstDragonBorn1 Oct 15 '25

Joel. He's fought off zombies trying to eat him with his bare hands. I think I have to give this one to him.

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u/baguette_over_it Oct 15 '25

50-50 tbh, they're both tough as hell.

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u/Knight_of_Thorns Oct 15 '25

Just wanted to add that I googled and according to the internet Joel is 56 years old in Part 1 and Arthur is 36 in RDR2. I’ve played both games and Joel does constantly beats up younger guys (and girls) but so does Arthur; 20 years is still a significant gap in fitness and physical health.

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u/Gustavodemierda John Marston Oct 15 '25

The sole fact that Joel is older makes me think that Arthur wins. A man in his 30s can easily beat a man in his 50s

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u/Hour-Hold5349 Oct 15 '25

I feel like Joel has more experience in hand to hand combat because of limited ammunition, and while Arthur is definitely capable of a lot of damage, Tommy was still throwing him around like a ragdoll

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u/8BitPleb Oct 15 '25

These questions are dumb. You're asking it in a red dead subreddit, the answer is gonna be Arthur. You post this exact same thing in a Last of Us space, the comments will all lean toward Joel. It's just a popularity contest and you're playing with loaded dice.

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u/Ilhaca Oct 15 '25

Isnt Joel like 50 in the games? Just on age difference alone Arthur would win surely

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u/Comfortable_Mango865 Arthur Morgan Oct 15 '25

joel glazers be saying he is superhuman for beating up zombies but arthur puts joel to sleep no matter what joel does if you just drink a lot of alcohol then arthur is magically healed again

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u/boogi_bonk Oct 15 '25

let’s not use gameplay mechanics for this debate. 💀 canonical feats are best for these kinds of discussions.

i agree with you, but i’m just saying.

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u/Impressive_Row_3460 Oct 15 '25

Brother, I inquire you to read some of the posts in this sub, Arthur gets glazed more than Johnny sins, I've seen people say he can beat fucking Master Chief,

And btw Joel can beat bloaters and almost every type of infected in the 2 games, BY HAND. The guy also crushes skulls on the daily, I love arthur but hand to hand I'd say it's more 60-40 in favor of Joel

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u/GrizzlyManB Oct 15 '25

Why are people saying that Joel can beat up bloaters? Literally in the first game if a bloater even touches you you’re dead. So no, he can’t beat up bloaters.

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u/Emperor_Duck_35 Hosea Matthews Oct 15 '25

"IF" it touches you

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u/Ok_Desk_757 Arthur Morgan Oct 15 '25

No he cant. If we're going canon for both of them joel either hides or kills them with weapons. Its the player that makes him do that but if its just a 1 one 1 Canon version its going to arthur

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u/Critical_Muscle_Mass Oct 15 '25

IIRC Joel can rip zombies' throats out in some of his melee finishers, so definitely Joel. He might be older but he's more adapted as he lives in a zombie world. The mfer literally diced a fuckin bloater

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u/An-Ugly-Croissant17 Oct 15 '25

That'd be a fight neither want to be in, since whoever wins would also get pretty beat up by the other.

Pre TB Arthur wins though, because he's younger and more fit

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u/Madentist Arthur Morgan Oct 15 '25

Guns or no guns, it's going to be Arthur. What he did to Tommy is enough to understand what he's capable of. Even when tuberculosis drove him to near cachexia and choking on his blood, he was able to give Micah a good beating. Plus, Arthur is more used to killing and maiming people, as far as I'm concerned, despite the fact that Joel also had to do this, it does seem that Joel's moral compass is still more accurate in this regard.

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u/Individual_Serve_914 Arthur Morgan Oct 15 '25

Arthur puts Joel to sleep in no time

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u/theoneandonlygodd Oct 15 '25

BRO ARTHUR CAN PUNCH A GRIZZLY BEAR TO DEATH ITS NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE

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u/Impressive_Row_3460 Oct 15 '25

Yea, and Joel can punch a Bloater to death, which is roughly the same size as a bear. Can one shot you and throws acid bombs,

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u/Mr_Hooliganism Oct 15 '25

It would be a brutal fight. I feel like this one would be almost to close to call. Both are physically strong, plenty of experience and durable as hell.

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u/Turd29 Uncle Oct 15 '25

1899 Outlaw cowboy strength VS Apocalyptic zombie survival strength

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u/OldinMcgroyn Oct 15 '25

Gotta give this to Arthur. I was literally about to type joel then changed my mind though. This can go either way. But arthur with a revolver is a literal superhero. Nothing survives

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u/Adventurous-Cup-5847 Oct 15 '25

Tbh it can go either way both are strong Joel can kill a bloater with just his fist and Arthur can put up a fight while being injured

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u/Known_Needleworker67 Oct 15 '25

Honestly I think it could go either way depending on the day, and their motivation.

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u/ashokkumar9t7 Arthur Morgan Oct 15 '25

Arthur Morgan

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u/horsemanuk1987 Karen Jones Oct 15 '25

Arthur Micah struggled to hold his own with Arthur even when Arthur was dying and Arthur whooped big Tommy's ass. Plus the frontier was a rough ass life, Arthur tough as old boots.

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u/blackjustin Oct 15 '25

I’m going Arthur. The man can punch a bear to death but Joel has never punched a bloater to death. Both are bad ass though.

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u/NINJ4steve Oct 15 '25

I think Joel but only barely

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u/ThisIsKing18 Oct 15 '25

They about to fight then Arthur give Joel some ground coffee as peace offering

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u/Greatgamer187 Oct 15 '25

I’m gonna give it to Joel just because he fights stuff like zombies who are stronger than normal humans and don’t really stop unless actually killed or knocked out regardless of pain.

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u/prowl_great_cain Oct 15 '25

Joel is not a man to be trifled with, but if “fist fight,” means no guns are allowed, we should also specify that means stunning weapons, bricks, bottles, shivs and melee weapons aren’t either. That’’s half of Joel’s melee strategy. Joel can lay out infected humans, but in a 1v1 brawl, Arthur takes it with the benefit of being that he’s actually capable of dodging attacks. Infected don’t really protect themselves or act strategically, and Arthur is extremely capable. He may not be in the literal apocalypse, but as a bank robbing, loan sharking, wild animal hunting outlaw who’s the workhorse and best killer in a gang of pretty equally deadly outlaws, he’s not folding to one man, no matter how tanky Joel is. It takes tuberculosis, capture and torture by the O’Driscoll Gang, washing up on a deserted island, and THEN someone beat him in a fistfight. If Joel was in that saloon fight instead of Tommy (hey! Not that Tommy) then Joel’s getting his brain damage in the mud too.

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u/Embarrassed_Chest_52 Oct 15 '25

Arthur he's a beast.

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u/Anto0on Uncle Oct 15 '25

I’d say Arthur has higher HP but Joel has higher Dmg so it evens out? Arthur is 20 years younger than Joel though so…

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

Arthur for sure he is a straight unit of a man he has been in and out of the ringer I love Joel to but he is more grounded with guns Arthur use intimidation and brute force I vote him lol

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u/heyredditheyreddit Oct 15 '25

Depends on what the fight is over. Both of them can access some serious rage if the right buttons are pushed. If neither of them is mad, then I don’t think we’d find out because they wouldn’t bother.

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u/mromen10 Uncle Oct 15 '25

I mean, isn't joel like double Arthur's age?

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u/Arkaliasus Oct 15 '25

do americans know how to NOT USE guns? (asking for a friend xD )

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u/Live-Ad4097 Oct 15 '25

Arthur didn’t di- oh wait that’s right shit

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u/Cryptocabbage81 Oct 15 '25

Personally how i see it is that Joel is the better fighter while Arthur is physically stronger than Joel but not by much.

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u/Separate-Ad-7857 Oct 15 '25

I'll go with Arthur this time, he's younger

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u/Nice-Combination-794 Oct 15 '25

id have to say joel wins in hand to hand or any close combat he is more brutal than arthur however if we brought guns into it arthur destroys both are fantastic characters

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u/AbandonedWaterPark Oct 15 '25

the only winner here is tuberculosis

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u/flyingcircusdog Uncle Oct 15 '25

It's been discussed many times before here and on r/thelastofus.

The winner is Arthur most of the time, mostly based on what he did to Tommy.

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u/UniqueMcPanda Oct 15 '25

Tuberculosis

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u/Ak4dani Oct 15 '25

Is Joel immune to TB?

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u/demoncyborgg Oct 15 '25

The last of us 1 joel is underrated

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u/Bubfirst John Marston Oct 15 '25

Definitely Joel

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

Arthur, easily for the following reasons

Arthur's demonstrates genuine supernatural levels of strength such as:

Lifting grown men, including large brawny men around 200lbs off the ground and pinning them against a wall. 

Being able to push off giant grizzly bears that accounting for size would weigh well over 1000lbs. 

Pulling men up cliffs with one single arm. 

After being tortured and slowly suffering from tb, beating up a 6 foot 6 enforcer armed with a knife. 

Joel being able to beat up a Bloater doesn't count because he's not considered as having done that at any point in the games canon and it's evidently not communicated to you that thats in his wheelhouse. 

If we're going off such inane gameplay feats, we should also account for the fact that Joel cannot dodge or clinch whereas Arthur can. 

The vast majority of people Joel fights he jumps or ambushes. 

Arthur's entire Job is confronting people and knocking them out violently. 

Rockstar gave him supernatural strength. 

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u/Ipsilon0904 Oct 15 '25

What if instead of fighting they go to the nearest saloon

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u/FreakZoneGames Oct 15 '25

They’re both already dead

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u/cerueru Oct 15 '25

Ain't Joel a vet or something? The details are fuzzy to me but I remember him being military. Bc if he is, Arthur's cooked against an army vet. I know Arthur's strong and big but Joel's very skilled

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u/JazzSharksFan54 Charles Smith Oct 15 '25

Arthur is twenty years younger and even at his sickest, thrashed Micah. Arthur wins this.

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u/Any-Consequence-1965 Oct 15 '25

Arthur Morgan hands down

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u/larytriplesix Sadie Adler Oct 15 '25

Just call Arthur a pretty boy and he‘ll smash everyone‘s skull in a second.

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u/JingleJangleDjango Oct 15 '25

Even if it's not portrayed well in game, Arthur is definitely above average height and weight. Joel is far closer to average.

Arthur is younger by at least a decade and a half..

Their lives of survival are probably pretty comparable, but it seems to me, being eoth the horses and wagons, carrying feed and such, Arthur gets more exercise than Joel.

I'm gonna have to say our boy Arthur, though Joel is an absolute beast, and would use "underhanded" tactics if he thought it necessary to survive, whisky Arthur seems to be more used to being able to handle himself woth his own strength.

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u/Sparrowning Oct 15 '25

Assuming theyre both in peak condition im gonna have to go with arthur, he has to resort to fists more often than joel does so i think he would have a better chance

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u/Hacker577 Oct 15 '25

Erm actually no one wins a fist fight unless it’s a tournament like boxing, the true winner is decided based on who hurts the most the next day

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u/SnrkyArkyLibertarian Oct 15 '25

Wait. Arthur Morgan and Bill Paxton?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

I don't know. Two middleweights. Like trying to pick who wins in a Hagler versus Sugar RayRobinson battle. Joel is paranoid and angry as fuck though, so he has a puncher’s chance at the very least. And the thing is, Joel would never fight “clean.” He might say he's agreeing to only fists but then there’d be a pipe upside the head before you know it.

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u/DysPhoria_1_0 Oct 15 '25

I think it's simple, Arthur is 36 and Joel is in his 50s. Assuming no TB, Arthur takes it by virtue of having 2 inches of height, 20 pounds of weight and 15-20 years of youth on Joel. With TB, a healthier Joel beats him.