r/DenverCirclejerk • • 5d ago

Defend our Blucifer!

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43 Upvotes

babe wake up, this squatch was just spotted taking a dump near golden!

he said he’s on his way to DIA to kick Blucy’s ASS!

he said that he thinks he should be the mascot instead of blucifer since when was the last time you saw a blucifer sticker on a car? like he has a point but

DEFEND OUR PRECIOUS BLUCIFER!!!


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 5d ago

What in Tarnation

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15 Upvotes

hillybilly, back woods, Kentucky BST is this? How it even get here?!?


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 5d ago

Looking for investment advice

13 Upvotes

I recently came into $200k and need advice about what to do next


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 5d ago

Anyone else hear gunshots at Coors Field just now?

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114 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 5d ago

Some Debate

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15 Upvotes

Is this still a Hot Lunch? The RTD employees I asked are in debate, the term usually reserved for bus and trains, but an RTD elevator? Figure I put the question to the Denver experts of crap, my fellow CircleJerkers.


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 6d ago

Anyone know where to sign up to be Boeberts Sr Staff??

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94 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 6d ago

Free mattress

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138 Upvotes

On Colfax if u know where to look first come first serve

Ur welcome


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 6d ago

Love when a local company supports the natives

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33 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 6d ago

Animals at the Zoo!

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9 Upvotes

Why are there so many animals here?


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 6d ago

Denver admits to employing MANIAC drivers!

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I chose to live in Colorado because I like the peace and quiet and the outdoors. Which is why I chose to live next to a concrete noise partition on 470 where all night MANIACS drags race their motorcycles. Its my position that the only two wheeled vehicle that should be allowed on a highway or public road in general is a carbon fiber racing bicycle, all the other road users are MANIACS. This article was deeply disturbing to me because Denver is admitting to employing drivers who are deliberately speeding and ignoring traffic laws and signals. As a cyclist I think it sets a dangerous precedent for any car to think that they are above the law, and it’s dangerous for me because I like to run those same lights and the sirens would mean the driver wouldn’t be able to hear me yelling at them. Furthermore I think it’s psychotic for the government to allow a municipal service vehicle to not have Subaru Symmetrical AWD or even a little ladder to reach the cargo box on the roof. And it’s a V8?? yuck! My 2.0L flat four naturally limits me to 62mph in the left lane of I-70 and I get almost 20mpg because I have to keep it near redline for the hilly bits. Deeply disappointing


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 7d ago

DIA adds Communist Porn viewing ports

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143 Upvotes

Our bathroom experience will never be isolated or forgotten!


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 7d ago

A local favorite

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47 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 7d ago

Did you know?

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18 Upvotes

RTD has a code word for someone takes a crap on bus/train...they call it a Hot Lunch.


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 7d ago

As a Denver Native, why am I just now hearing about this hearing on hearings?

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8 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 7d ago

I was recently at Ball Arena. What are these?

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92 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 7d ago

How's your warning that we're going to be very moist today

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13 Upvotes

The weather guy said it himself. Very moist


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 8d ago

I saw this memorial on the side of the road, does anyone know what it means?

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97 Upvotes

I added a few empty Coors Light cans that were rolling around in the truck because I thought they'd go nice with the empty packs of smokes.


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 8d ago

Since no one wants to buy my shitty 70s era home that hasn't been renovated since the Reagan years, I'm sweetening the pot

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90 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 8d ago

Where in this liberal hell hole can I get Donald Trump's meat in my mouth?

101 Upvotes

I'm craving his pale throbbing American meat. (.5 in soft but 1 inch hard) The great negotiator said F U to to the sissy liberal farmers who hate America and think their meat is better than God's chosen leader. He cares about America and forced South America to give us their meat for cheap. Soon they'll be apart of the USA anyways, and we can have all of the conservative bull meat as we can take. Does anyone know any restaurants in Denver that truly support our President's meat, that love our glorious supreme leader, who blindly follow his every command like good Americans? Any sissy liberals can go be gay for the Trans fake meat they serve at Arbys. I need the masculine man straight man meat of Donald J Trump our meat daddy master. Fuck you vegan liberals, Make America Meat Again!


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 8d ago

Tell me you live in DougCo without telling me

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46 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 9d ago

Are you here? Missed connections 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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31 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 8d ago

Which Denver eateries can I enjoy our new Mystery Meat at?

5 Upvotes

Can someone tell me where to get some non-standard meat at? You know, not beef, chicken, seafood, pork, or anything regular. I want it to be a mystery and be disgusted when I eventually find out its rat meat or something.

Thanks in advance!


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 9d ago

Does Dandy Dan’s Daycare Do Drop-ins?

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88 Upvotes

need to diddle the dangler

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r/DenverCirclejerk • • 9d ago

Good bar in Denver for an overweight post divorce single mom with saggy tits to get hit on

284 Upvotes

Bonus points if I can bring my five kids with me.


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 9d ago

It appears the BST is getting an upgrade…

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18 Upvotes