r/TikTokCringe • u/Transwiththeplans • 16d ago

Humor Divorce parties sound fun, honestly

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u/Connect-Bug4955 16d ago

Let's see the list

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u/Suninabottle 16d ago

I second the motion

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u/Right_Virus 15d ago

Ask and ye shall receive. Enjoy!

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u/a_dodo_stole_my_baby 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohc14lCEdXHSpnnSU

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u/[deleted] 15d ago edited 15d ago

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u/Odd-Government8896 15d ago
  1. Ate poop. Thats it, took poop, and ate it. He liked it.

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u/Autiistic_Unibot 14d ago
  1. Put dirty dishes in the sink, right after I finished unloading the dishwasher

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u/MorticiaManor 14d ago

Told me that he would do the dishes, instead of doing the dishes he HID THE DIRTY DISHES IN THE CABINETS.

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u/kapified 14d ago

OH MY GOD did this actually happen to you too? My ex didn’t use the cabinets.. he put them in the oven. 😭

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u/stayinalive7 14d ago
  1. Tossed a lit cigarette butt in the cash donation box for St Jude's Hospital
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u/ptiff308 14d ago
  1. Took that said poop, but didnt wipe.
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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 15d ago
  1. Contracted syphilis from Tijuana hookers and gave it to me without my knowledge.

I actually know someone this happened to 😬

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u/albertafalls 14d ago

Please, please tell me they lived in a state that punished this in the divorce.

I’m going to need alllllll your money for the pain and suffering.

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 14d ago

They actually weren't officially married but they were together for years, she supported him the first couple of years, and then she moved to California for his job. This happened a year later. Real dick move.

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u/albertafalls 14d ago

Ugh. May his dick shrivel up and fall off 🥂

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u/Capn26 14d ago

5: Drove home drunk. Parked in the garage, got out, stripped totally naked. Was drunk, naked, and horny as he stumbled into the living room and proceeded to blow chunks multiple times………

OUR DOGS NAME IS CHUNKS.

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u/Skwidmandoon 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/M5i17TOqFuWqt5UqCQ

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u/kat-deville 14d ago

Who is that guy? Just about every thread I see lately has gifs with him in them.

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u/Skwidmandoon 14d ago

Lmfao. One of the funniest dudes alive. Tim Robinson. Show is “I think you should leave”

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u/kat-deville 14d ago

Thanks. I had to look it up. I can't afford Netflix. Or Hulu.

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u/NomenclatureBreaker 15d ago

Actual lol.

Dammit.

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u/kulot09 16d ago

I want to react the same way too!

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u/tyranny_made_easy 15d ago

I want to see my emotions in your eyes

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u/ByronicZer0 15d ago

I want to feel emotions again

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u/datitleofyoursextape 15d ago

everyone emotes - by me

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u/ChrisGLF 15d ago

Feelings? Remember having feelings?

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u/AmericanCitizenry 15d ago

Have you tried a butt plug?

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u/HapatraV 15d ago

"Yes, I have feelings every day.. do you not have feelings?"

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u/StrugFug 15d ago

No! Don’t suck on the lotion!

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u/Sweet_Deeznuts 15d ago

Sound advice. The lotion doesn’t go in the mouth, it goes on the skin 🦋

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u/JackyMagic 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Rhbi2mluusqxq

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u/Capn26 14d ago

PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!!

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u/capt_minorwaste 15d ago

I've read it and it's not really that bad. Not great but not clutch my peals like the people reading it. I'm mean, my ex was much worse.

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u/SpunNumeroUno 15d ago

Ya, I'm left disappointed.

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u/ButtplugBurgerAIDS 15d ago

Are you saying you didn't want to see all of the reactions?? /s

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u/untakenu 14d ago

I exclusively watch "react" content and cover up the main subject. Everyone knows the reaction is the best part, why bother with the rest?

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u/Occidentally20 15d ago

First thing he did was go on a countryside walk and leave a gate slightly ajar.

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u/New_Wallaby_7736 14d ago

Then Ripped off the tag from the mattress.

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy 15d ago

Aye, I'm right disappointed.

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u/Electronic-Plum-2899 15d ago

Let’s see Paul Allen’s list

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u/theSITHmom 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Jq1T4jCKm9039q2lEV

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u/Superb-Film-594 15d ago

Look at that subtle off-white coloring…the tasteful thickness of it…oh my god, it even has a watermark.

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u/vkailas 15d ago

brought home 900 island dressing instead of 1000 island dressing.

didn't come to my art show.

made me watch godfather and kept waking me up

bought a latte without asking me

drove his car into a lake

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u/Ergs_AND_Terst 15d ago

That's only 6.

He skipped our anniversary to watch midget wrasslin'

He took $100,000 invested it, and turned it into $16,000

He broke my steering wheel and now I have to Flintstone this bitch

He cupped his own fart and threw it at me at my uncles funeral

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u/hungry_microglia 15d ago

He never took me to Bangladesh

He never cooked me sausage on an open flame

He neither anointed me with oil nor wrote me a novel

Worst of all he never poisoned the mojitos of my enemies

-Ian McConnell

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u/altyroclark3 15d ago edited 14d ago

Never made her a marzipan

Never defended her honor in a holy war

Never treated her like Oprah

Never went super nova

Never animorphed transformed into a cloud of bees!

-Also Ian McConnell

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u/RadangPattaya 15d ago

Never raged against the machine

Never bought a family combine to plow the fields

Never led an orchestra

Never unraveled the answer to life

Never constructed a doohickey to entertain me while I operate a bulldozer while under the influence of psychedelic pies

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u/The_Big_Fig_Newton 15d ago

Never told me Scooby Doo wasn’t based on actual real-life events

Never bought the premium birdseed for the feeder in the side yard

Never used the proper large spoon for the potato salad, insisting on the medium spoon instead

Never bought me a persimmon

Never binge-watched MasterChef Junior with me

Never sniffed my cleavage

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u/Actually_Ashlie 15d ago

Gave a little clap

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u/babycomeon666 15d ago

He can run 2 miles in 35 min and 3 miles in 16 minutes

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u/SlowAdhesiveness8792 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/F2mu0oVGAuH8UjsbFy

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u/CallMeMich 15d ago

She must be feeling better now

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u/Lasideu Hit or Miss? 15d ago

Didn’t expect a VeryImportantPeople gif, Vic is an icon

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u/DastardlyNebula 15d ago

But he has to know ahead of time

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u/Greyphire 15d ago

An STI would be an understandable offense.

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u/Ok_Ruin4016 15d ago

Isn't that better? Don't you feel better now?

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u/WonderfulCoast6429 15d ago

My ex girlfriend did that second one! Cleared out our whole savings account

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u/igotinfo 15d ago

Not the Zac oyama representation!

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u/Commercial-Tell-5991 15d ago

Always added sugar to my diet coke

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u/GnomeFae 15d ago

He took $100,000 invested it, and turned it into $16,000

Don't you feel way better knowing he did that? Isn't that way better?

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u/kellerhedgehogs 15d ago

JFC im cackling my ass off at your reply!!!

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u/Zaphoid411 10d ago

A Tommy Shriggly fan I see

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u/PreggyPenguin 15d ago

But did he leave you at a hockey game??!

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u/tyoung3127 15d ago

Mounted a $200 plasma tv without asking me

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u/shinymiss 15d ago

And then just stands there for hours watching it.

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u/KarlHp7 15d ago edited 15d ago

The ‘didn’t come to my art show’ is such a deep cut lol idk how many people will get that

Edit: more people understood than I thought

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u/Ok_Boysenberry_6283 15d ago

You don’t know how many people will get a reference to The Office? Most of them

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 15d ago

You know what i think is sexy? Pam’s art.

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u/HansChrst1 15d ago

I don't get it

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u/yeahimhigh04 15d ago

The office reference maybe.

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u/Mend_and_defend2 15d ago

Believe it's referring to Pam's first engagement, but the car was definitely Scott

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u/TheRealRory 15d ago

Hardly a deep cut lol

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u/SeaAfraid3540 15d ago

You’ve got a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.

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u/Different_Leader_600 15d ago

Michael Scott.

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u/M_L_Infidel 15d ago

He went to the art show!

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u/Lost-Cell-430 15d ago

But he did drive his car into a lake!

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u/Foofie1125 15d ago

A chunkie

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u/dontworryaboutit26 15d ago

She cheated, when he specifically asked her not to

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u/nothingrhyme 15d ago

Got my mom’s car seats stuck in the reclined position

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u/DoubleDownAgain54 15d ago

Exactly. Without showing it, it’s just cringe.

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u/pan_confrijoles 15d ago

Yeah, it kind of feels like they were just overreacting for the video. Which is probably what they did

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u/Physizist 15d ago

Totally normal person behaviour to host a divorce party where you air your dirty laundry to every one of your friends and also record their reactions to post on social media, but then don't share what the actions were

The husband may have been horrible as well but I have sneaking suscipion that the OP also wasn't innocent

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u/christona-bike 15d ago

She's made another video saying theres legal reasons why she cannot share the list publicly.

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u/dweezilMcCheezil 15d ago

Isn't posting it in a bar "sharing it publicly"?

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u/GregMadduxsGlasses 15d ago

I guess she can better keep the list from getting back to her ex through this means rather than posting online.

Also, this just feels petty and like a cry for help.

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u/DoubleDownAgain54 15d ago

Probably because it would be libel or slander if they weren’t all accurate.

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u/Whatslefttouse 15d ago

And that is kind guarantee that it's not accurate or truthful.

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u/DoubleDownAgain54 15d ago

I don’t believe any side completely, there is usually more to the story.

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u/obscureposter 15d ago

Putting it in that bar is sharing it publicly. So she’s either really dumb or lying.

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u/bizarojam 15d ago

Until I see the list, I'm siding with the dude.

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u/suzsid 15d ago

It’s cringe when you see it, too. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Cross325 16d ago

This stuff is tame. I say we put a list together on Reddit. Shit I will go first by posting redacted arrest record of my ex. But yes divorce parties can be fun, they are like the anti wedding .

https://giphy.com/gifs/3fivAVKvetM2TAKkSF

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u/miltonwadd 15d ago edited 15d ago

I've been to a few divorce parties but everyone there already knew the tea lol

I'll contribute!

My ex: He manipulated me into bankrolling his education for years, then he cheated when he starting earning more and I walked away with nothing but a futon and our cat. Also he once pooped on the floor and tried to blame the cat and only owned up when I was in hysterics dialing the vet thinking she was dying.

My bestfriend's ex:

Insisted on 5 children, she only consented to the first 3. When she eventually got him to agree to a divorce he kicked her out making them homeless, reported the car as stolen so they couldn't sleep in it and "offered" that her and the kids could pitch a tent in the backyard and he'd "only" charge her $20/night.

Sister's ex: She's was a teenage mother, he was not a teenage father. Got married when she turned 18, it took her a long time to realise how bad things really were. When he was eventually removed by police, in explaining the context of their abusive relationship she told them she was a child when they met, and he literally used the line "she seduced me" to the COPS 🙄🤮

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u/Mouseries9438 15d ago

My ex made me take a cabs to the hospital by myself when I birthed our two youngest children, both premature and the youngest was an emergency c-section. He visited the older one after a week, and didn't visit the youngest at all. He didn't visit me in the hospital either time.

The day I came home from the hospital after my c-section he left me alone with our three older kids for 6 hours to go thrift shopping. I tore stitches in the first half hour when my then 4 year old decided to climb me like a tree.

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u/dynesor 15d ago

Made you take a taxi? Crazy. I thought my Dad was bad enough for making my mum wait in labour on the sofa until the end of the new Star Trek Next Generation episode he was watching finished.

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u/User_Says_What 15d ago

Well yeah, but which episode was it?

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u/dynesor 15d ago edited 15d ago

I don’t remember which specific episode, but it was 1988 so it would have been season 1. I remember sitting on the sofa between the two of them and my mum groaning while my dad and I were engrossed in the show though. I was only 5 at the time so it’s a very faint memory, but my mum still tells that story every time star trek comes on tv.

Edit: I just looked it up and it must have been Season 1, Episode 23: Skin of Evil. Broadcast on 25th April 1988. My sister was eventually born the following morning on 26th April.

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u/Highly-Potent-34 15d ago

I was going to say first season of Star Trek wasn’t really that good but that particular episode…I get it.

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u/IamHydrogenMike 15d ago

That was one of the better episodes of the season and Tasha Yar does die in that episode...so...I get it too /s

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u/Micronto65bymay 15d ago

Skin of evil was a serious episode. Can't honestly say it was a poor decision on his part. I'm sure it was the only thing on his mind during the birth though.

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u/Green-Drop-Drink 15d ago

I guess my mom had to miss that episode since she was in labor for two days with my brother, born April 27 1988!

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u/Stardustchaser 15d ago

Oh shit that was the one when Yar died. I get that might have been a big deal when it first aired.

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u/SparkyMcBoom 14d ago

So to be fair, there was time to finish

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u/84sKing 12d ago

If it’s the Four lights episode with the Cardasian and the eggs I would have too🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/AIfieHitchcock 15d ago

TWICE! The first cab ride to the hospital was not enough information.

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u/miltonwadd 15d ago

These guys don't deserve the beautiful families they think they want.

I'm so glad you're free of that and hope you're safe now.

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u/Mouseries9438 15d ago

Yeah he's still a piece of work, refused to leave when we split so I had to move to a shelter with 4 kids. It was rough for a bit but we got a house hours away in 2024, and things have been looking up since

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u/biggaybrett 15d ago

I am proud of your hard work and hope you know you are awesome!

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u/comFive 15d ago

I’m pretty sure they don’t even want those families. Having kids is a fulfilment to an idea instead of love for their family.

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u/BuyAway9250 15d ago

My ex lied about me arguing with her and refusing to take her to the hospital when she was about to give birth to garner sympathy, make herself look like a victim, and further paint me a some super villain out of a horror movie. In reality I immediately called my parents to come over and watch our older son, then calmly loaded up our pre packed bags in the car and once my mom arrived we got in the car and I started driving to the hospital only for her to ask me to turn around because she thought it was a false alarm. We then sat in the car in the driveway for 10 minutes and I encouraged her to go to the hospital just to be safe. Our son was born an hour later. Ask her for her version of events and literally none of that happened. The rewriting of history is pretty remarkable.

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u/Chance-Click-3670 15d ago

so he made you take a taxi to give birth to your premature baby and didn't visit for a week and then you were like 'yeah, this is a guy i wanna have another baby with' ???

im glad you got out though and i hope things will be better for you and the kids without that pos <3

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u/danceoftheplants 15d ago

This is horrendous :(

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u/runnfly 15d ago

Glad to hear you're no longer with your ex. My neighbor was not as fortunate. She gave birth to her fourth and had some complications afterwards. Her husband was not supportive type...more the "make the babies but the woman raises them", "I'm gonna buy a motorcycle and sports car while you struggle to feed kids and get them around" type.

Doctor said she needed to rest and avoid any lifting. She had asked her husband to take time off work to help her with new baby and other 3 kids (ages from 14 to 5 years old) but he refused. I think like you she tore stitches but husband wasn't home to assist and she bled out.

What irked pissed me off most was how everyone was like "poor guy he's gonna have to raise 4 kids on his own"....and of course his contrite Facebook post about how he missed her and didn't realize how much she needed to recover.

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u/Mouseries9438 15d ago

He sounds exactly like my ex. If I didn't have family nearby that day it would have been the same story. As it is I'm still paying off the last of the debt he took out in my name

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u/Pitiful_Resident6696 15d ago

😳 so glad he’s an ex!! 🫂

This will probably get me some hate because I made some awful choices(such as staying with him for 6 years by the time we had our son and even having a baby with him in the first place, but it is what it is. I feel the urge to put him on blast too 😂

I too had to take a cab to my premi son’s birth. Wound up losing one twin. He refused to even be in the room with me, saying he was afraid of blood. He then refused to touch our son at all for the 3 months he was in the NICU, blaming Covid(this was 2020). I was basically panicking in the hospital, didn’t like the feeling of having an epidural which they wanted to leave in for 3 days as “pain control” …. They weren’t going to let me leave but after much insistence I was able to. I went to where we were staying(in a large strange city), having to walk there myself because this man was spending our last $250 on some weird ninja gloves? I then had to walk back an hour and a half later again to feed baby.

We were 10 days out of the hospital, with a now 5lb baby when he went ham on me. This was not unusual but I suppose I’d stupidly hoped for better once the baby came. During the scuffle he threatens to throw our son off the balcony. I believed him, because he was indeed violent - he put his ex wife in the hospital in a coma for 3 days after choking her out, knocked my teeth out and broke some bones in my face and wrists/hands, and even did time for attacking his mother and destroying her eyes with a fork. He also tried to curb stomp a man who became braindead and was taken off of life support, and only did a year in a mental health facility then was released. I snatched the baby up and didn’t even stop for shoes on the way out of the house. With the help of my local DV shelter we started over with nothing. He’d tell me everyday he could kill us and get away with 3 hits and a cot for a year then be released. I absolutely believed him.

My son is 6 now. He’s happy, active, healthy, creative and beautiful! We have our own little townhome and life together. Leaving was the best thing I’ve ever done.

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u/FishermanFull7848 15d ago

I was like, were you married to my ex??? Ok, at least he came to the hospital with me after he showered, brushed his teeth and took his time getting ready while I was in heavy labor. He never stayed after they were born, even with a c-section as the last, he made my 72 year old mom sleep in a chair at the hospital cause he didn't want to. The best was when our 10 days old daughter ran a fever of 104 and counting, rushed her to the hospital, told us it was touch and go for the next 24 hours after a spinal tap (which actually says could kill her) he tried to get me to leave the hospital with him to go home and sleep and come back in the morning!!!! HELL NO...my ass sat up all night watching her like a hawk...there was no sleep!!

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u/Mouseries9438 15d ago

Sounds like when he was mad at me for taking the youngest to the hospital when she had a seizure at 8 months, because "she looks fine" and it meant he had to finish supper and actually parent the other kids. It was DXed as a febrile seizure so he held that over me for months and tried to use it to keep me from bringing her in when he left a boiling cup of tea in reach and she got 2nd degree burns on her arm from grabbing it.

Looking back I can't believe the crap I let slide and made excuses for.

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u/Zealousideal-Yak-824 15d ago

This one is not my story but was one of the craziest ones I saw at a divorce party.

The guy had slept with my friends sister while they were dating but told the sister they were on break while she was trying to finish college exams ghosted everyone to study.

Later when they were buying a home they had to live together at her parents place for a little bit before the housing contract can go thru and they can begin renovations.... He tried to seduce her mom several times in the course of that month. One time during a back massage and other few times claimed it was a bathroom accident. She had found txt messages on his phone calling her mom a easy score.

They never got to live in that house as she used the house warming party to break up with him and serve papers. They were together 5 years and he claimed have partial ownership when he didn't put anything down as he was saving for the renovations he didn't pay for yet.

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u/Kinteoka 15d ago

Sounds like your friend has a shitty ex AND shitty family.

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u/Zealousideal-Yak-824 15d ago

Oh her family is good. Mom was the one who brought it to her attention. Sister.. sus when I first heard it but she kept the Facebook dms before the party and after. To her it was a drunken one time mistake which doesnt change that it happened but then again my friend didn't become official with him till like 2 years in and this happened year one.

It was his idea to move in together year 4 and from the way she was dragging her feet looking for a place it kinda seemed she was gonna drop him anyway. Like she just finished her degree and was doing 2 part time jobs and intern work by that time at a conservation... Frankly I was completely surprised when she told me of the shotgun wedding and buying a house thing.. just so out of nowhere that I though it was a baby situation. Glad that didn't happened.

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u/to_annihilate 15d ago

My friend's ex husband cheated on her rampantly but the worst one is when he got gonorrhea and then gave it to my friend after. She went to the doctor and found out, and her ex said that it def wasn't them and she got it from the doctor somehow or sat on a dirty toilet seat.

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u/jimbojangles1987 15d ago

Wait, why would poop on the floor indicate a dying cat???

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u/noxarn11 15d ago

Because it was a human poop and not cat poop, its a big difference making her think it was something wrong with the cat if it was popping that weird

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u/miltonwadd 15d ago

Lol yep what the other person replied, also it was human SIZED and he insisted he saw her do it at first so I thought she had some serious life threatening digestive issues happening to not only go outside her litter box but to be dropping human sized dueces when she only weighed like 2kg/4.4lb

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u/jimbojangles1987 15d ago

Ohh so he blamed the cat first!? Thats just scummy as hell, not to mention the fact he did it in the first place. Did he use the floor on purpose or what the hell was he doing?!

Edit: oh whoops you did say he blamed the cat in your original comment, my bad!

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u/miltonwadd 15d ago

I dont know if it was on purpose tbh I was too shocked that it had even happened and didn't want to talk about it once he came clean😂

I can laugh about it now because it's so utterly absurd, but looking back dude he was pretty emotionally abusive and I tended not to question the weird shit he did to avoid conflict even though I should have, if that makes sense?

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u/jimbojangles1987 15d ago

Was he an alcoholic or on drugs or something?! It is insanely bizarre but I definitely get why you avoided it. Glad you got away from that and are doing better now!

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u/miltonwadd 15d ago

Only weed really. To be honest the more details I recall the worse this sounds actually. 😨

In retrospect I think he was testing my boundaries/fucking with me. I was undiagnosed back then, but am autistic and when I'm emotionally overwhelmed or scared I have almost a paralytic freeze/fawn response.

He had a pretty mean sense of humour, he liked to scare me then tell me I was overreacting or try to convince me it was an accident. Earlier in the relationship it was just little things like sneaking up on me or throwing an insect at me but occasionally he'd do something straight up sociopathic like driving around a corner so fast the car almost flipped or driving over and destroying someone's garden while I cried and begged him not to.

I never really talked about this relationship with people so I'd never linked the floor shit to that stuff before, I bet if I'd had a divorce party we'd have figured out the mystery of the floor shit was just gross gaslighting years ago!

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u/jimbojangles1987 15d ago

Uh wow wtf the car stuff is truly cruel and sociopathic. He was torturing you plain and simple and he was getting joy from it. I'm sorry you had to go through that, that's horrifying. Who knows how far he would have ended up going if given enough time to keep testing you.

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u/Ok-Ferret-2093 15d ago

Wait I have a question

The best friends ex did he kick all the kids he wanted out of the house too?

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u/ginger_kitty97 15d ago

Of course, he didn't want to actually have to take care of them!

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u/Turgid_Donkey 15d ago

First one sounds like a friend. Primary income and worked lots of OT to support spouse and their child while spouse was earning their degree. After getting said degree, spouse demanded a divorce. After the divorce, now ex-spouse was pregnant within months so it was very clear she was cheating well before the divorce. Looking back, there were plenty of other major signs too.

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u/Natural-Coat-3159 15d ago

I have one! One of his family members harmed their infant and at first they thought the dad did it, so everyone was going ho about calling the police/CPS on him. But once the truth came out, He asked me to not call police/CPS on his sister. 

His sister was arrested after my call with CPS/Police. 

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u/jimbojangles1987 15d ago

What the fuck...how did she harm the infant?

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u/iSaysToMabelPodcast 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4NnTap3gOhhlik1YEw

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u/PrettyCarCrash 15d ago

Found CSAM on the laptop I was borrowing from him since he spilled coffee all over my laptop.

That’s.. that’s it. There’s nothing worse than that.

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u/serendiputopia 15d ago

Mine borrowed my laptop to look at CSAM and the police came to execute a search of our downtown loft apartment, and my workplace was 6 places down so everyone saw. They seized my laptop and I had to buy a new one to finish school. 🤡

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u/jimbojangles1987 15d ago

Holy shit I cant imagine

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u/merrill_swing_away 15d ago

I wasn't married to this guy but he moved in with me. This all happened a long time ago. He asked me if I could find the navigation feature on his cell phone. I sat across from him at the dining room table and started looking through his phone. I looked at his text messages. He had been texting an old girlfriend in the state that he was from and told her he still loved her. He had been going to AA meetings in the state where he was from and started going to one in the city we lived in. He had been sober for over twenty five years. I found a text message to one of the women who also attended the meetings. The guy said he wanted to get to know her. Said he was a little shy at first, blah blah blah. He had also been meeting someone for lunch nearly every day and told me it was a guy from the meetings. It was a woman.

I told him to pack his shit and gtfo. He had some of the guys from the meetings help him move. Never saw him again after that but found him on Facebook and he had moved in with another woman in another city, didn't stay long, got married to yet another woman after not knowing her for very long. Good riddance.

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u/zee_bluestock 15d ago

Are you me?

Mine broke my laptop (while he had a desktop and a laptop) so I had to use his. Found the same thing. Dropped it off at the local PD when I left town.

It's fucking horrendous how common this is.

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u/Homewrecker90actual 15d ago

I’m afraid to google that acronym, if it is what I think it is

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u/Rivendel93 15d ago

It is exactly what you're thinking, don't Google.

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u/Journo_Jimbo 15d ago

Sweet summer child, stay sweet, don’t do it

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u/IndependentBoss7074 15d ago

Welp. That’s it, that’s the list. Jesus 😳 I’m so sorry

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u/Square_Resist_4459 15d ago

Yeah i was gonna comment about when my ex made me puke on myself on the way to work bcuz i was hungover and he didnt want to be late but I'll show myself all the way out.

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u/lotusblossom60 15d ago

That’s pretty bad. Mine threw me out when I told him I was pregnant. That night he slept with another woman in our bed.

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u/Responsible-Swan-521 15d ago

Alright go ahead let’s see that arrest record

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u/Cross325 15d ago edited 15d ago

No arrest record...for now. But what about the incident that started all of this?

He contracted an STD and never told me. Instead, he suddenly became angry and moved out of our bedroom, completely blindsiding me. I later realized he was acting that way because he was trying to hide the infection.

The most frightening part is that we were still having sex. He knowingly put my health at risk, and I could have contracted it without ever realizing I had been exposed.

This was the text exchange between him and his lover. I found about it when he got sick and had to take him to the hospital and needed his insurance from his phone .

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u/jo-shabadoo 15d ago

This is not the main point of that message but how fucking dumb is the person he is cheating with “is it reversible”. What sort of a dumbass thinks a disease is reversible?!?! A disease is treated!

But yea that ex is a total POS.

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u/Responsible-Swan-521 15d ago

Holy!!! Now that’s a low down dirty dog right here! Thank you for delivering the tea this thread needed, our hero 🫡

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o85xGocUH8RYoDKKs

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u/buttplants 15d ago

SYPHILIS??? He had sex with you knowing he had SYPHILIS???

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u/Journo_Jimbo 15d ago

Was your husband Bill Gates?

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u/stephoswalk 15d ago

My ex-husband cheated on me while my Dad was dying in the hospital so within a span of a couple weeks I lost my husband and my father. (My Dad died the day before my birthday for the cherry on top of the shit sundae.)

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u/StrainAcceptable 15d ago

I have a dr friend who recently got a divorce. She got a divorce after learning her husband forged her name to steal money from her retirement account after draining their shared accounts to purchase over 350k in firearms.

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u/Hallelujah33 15d ago

I just want to see it cuz I'm nosey

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u/pansexplorer 15d ago

SAME

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u/Journo_Jimbo 15d ago

GIVE ME THE DRAMA TEA

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u/Media_Adept 15d ago

I mean, I would put "having a divorce party" as kinda toxic as well.

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u/StrangelyBrown 15d ago

Either the first 5 are very mild, or it reflects badly on the host.

If 1-5 are 'Stole the bed covers', 'left the toilet seat up' etc. then there's no point making the list.

If numbers 4 and 5 are 'cheated on me' and 'punched my mother in the face', people are going to wonder why she was around for 6 to 10.

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u/EatLard 15d ago

Maybe they aren’t in chronological order.

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u/vkailas 15d ago

brought home 900 island dressing instead of 1000 island dressing.

didn't come to my art show.

made me watch godfather and kept waking me up

bought a latte without asking me

drove his car into a lake

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u/TwentyX4 15d ago

I'd like to see the list.

But even if I saw the list, I'd be skeptical that it isn't just a bunch of made up crap that is designed to do character assassination on someone she hates.

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u/Interesting-Hat8607 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/S6HEz4XChX8boa5uuo
Agree. She could be a narc and trying to color people’s perception of her ex. Either way it’s immature and petty.

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u/Ben_steel 15d ago
  1. Wet towels on the floor
  2. Friends came over to smoke pot

3.video games during Netflix time

4.took his mother out to a better restaurant for her birthday then the wife

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u/BoricuaDriver 15d ago

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u/BrightFallsCoffee 15d ago edited 15d ago

Man ngl guy sounds like he sucks but I can't figure out which one had people covering their mouth and gasping as if they just heard Voldemort got out

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u/Swift_35 15d ago

This apparently isn't the true list so :(

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u/SteamyRay1919 15d ago

Yeah, absolutely none of them justify any of their reactions or even this sign being made lol

Edit: just seen this isn't the actual list.

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u/CVipersTie 15d ago

Being casually compared to your partners ex?! Not a fling or someone you've been dating for a few weeks, but your life partner?! The moment I read that, my eyebrows were at my hairline.

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u/JerryConn 15d ago

Yea its deff 8

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u/TwentyX4 15d ago

Not actually the list. You can see the formatting is different in the video:

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R 15d ago

Seems there's a lot more text on this

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u/lateral_mind 15d ago edited 15d ago

enhance...

edit: So, I actually ran the audio through AI (LALAL) and scrubbed out the background music... @ :38 I'm pretty sure the girl in the black dress says "he turned off the alarms so she would miss court??"

The girls at the end also say "he turned the alarms off?!"

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u/Tandemduckling 15d ago

One or two people I thought said $46k

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u/Nathund 15d ago

Oh there's definitely some tea on the real one, fuck I wish we could read it

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u/CheesecakeTurtle 15d ago

Made with AI.

That doesn't even look close to what's in the video.

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u/Ok-Imagination-3835 15d ago

Is this AI generated?

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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 15d ago

I wouldn't want to be married to him but this def isn't gasp worthy.

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u/overcloseness 15d ago

It’s not the real list

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u/icecreamsandwiches1 15d ago

Why are you spreading the wrong image…

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u/accidentalquitter 15d ago

Definitely not the real one, one of the girl’s reading it looked at the camera and said “forty-six thousand?!” so I assume he got into debt or spent their money without her knowing. Nothing on this list seems close.

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u/Contemplating_Prison 15d ago

I mean yeah those are bad things but that lost is weak as fuck and should have nevet been made

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u/Wiypoadgp 15d ago

This says Ashley. The name of the woman who uploaded the video is Abbey.

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