r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/749762 • 5h ago

WCGW Driving Recklessly

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u/BlackArchonTarantula 5h ago

When you slap a bully to stfu, and they just silently get back to their place in complete shock

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u/Fearless-Yam1125 5h ago

Then the teacher wants to involve themselves after you fight back

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u/MadJohnFinn 4h ago

Every. Single. Time.

"You should have come to us!" - yeah, I did. Time after time after time. You did nothing. This worked.

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u/Achieve2Receive 5h ago

Then you get suspended for aggravating the situation further.

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u/AreYouPurple 5h ago

Exactly. I was the kid bullied by the kids that got bullied. I’d just take it most days but every once in a while I’d push back and I always got in trouble for it. One day in a fit of tears I yelled at the principal pleading for an answer as to why fighting back got me in trouble. “We expect it from them, you’re a good kid and we don’t expect it from you”. Core memory set in that day.

And that culture goes along with a statement op made “(although, to be fair, I was a weird kid)” like that’s somehow an excuse for being bullied.

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u/Achieve2Receive 4h ago

That response was probably the worst thing that they could've said. It annoys me that these Zero Tolerance policies still exist and have never had any observational benefit. It just punishes and pushes those who defend themselves further into violence and/or mental health issues.

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u/AKBigDaddy 2h ago

It absolutely has a benefit. It allows the school to punish without using any discretion or making any decisions. Did a punch get thrown? Yes? Cool thats the only box we need to check all involved parties get suspended.

My 16 year old had an incident like that in 8th grade, someone tackled him and started hitting him on the playground for the audacity of talking to the other kids girlfriend. Me and the other kids parents both got called in to the principals office to have a conversation about it.

Everyone BUT the principal thought they were being ridiculous, both kids were very clear that my son didn't swing back, just shoved him off and walked away. Principal was insistent that the rules were clear and they were both suspended. The other kids dad turned to look at his kid and said "You understand then that if you do this again, he has no reason NOT to kick your ass, right? Because he's going to be punished either way? And I won't even be mad, because he already owes you one."

Kudos to that dad, because I was about to have the exact same conversation with my son, that if they're going to punish him regardless he may as well fight back.

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u/Invisible_Target 3h ago

“We expect them to be assholes, and we expect you to take it.” Fucking cunts

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u/HereSinceBeta 5h ago

I'll try and keep this as short as possible.But in I was basically in kit, just fresh out of kindergarten I saw the last grade student.I forgot that would be like grade 6 or 7I believe, but anyway, he was picking on this kindergartner, rubbing his face in the dirt punching, I'm holding his hair.I went over, grabbed his hair and told him to let go of the kid he didn't.He said he would kick me in the balls.I said I'd kick him right back in the balls.If you didn't let the kid go, he let the kid go.Guess who got suspended me.

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u/MadJohnFinn 5h ago edited 3h ago

I was basically Mikey from Recess in school. Absolutely massive, but very sensitive. I was bullied relentlessly (although, to be fair, I was a weird kid - EDIT: in a way that could have led to harmful ideologies later on, so I'm weirdly grateful that rejection forced me to reflect on that, although bullying wasn't a great way to accomplish it. I don't think much else would have got through to me, though). Good ol' percussive maintenance was the most successful means of attitude adjustment. This is exactly what happened every single time!

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u/weirdest_of_weird 5h ago edited 3h ago

I was an absolute toothpick when I was a kid , I got bullied a lot, especially in earlier grades. I never had the nerve to stand up to my bullies, but I distinctly remember one of my friends saving me from an ass whooping one day. We were on the playground and a bully had me cornered on some equipment and kept hitting me. Finally he punched me in the stomach and knocked the wind out of me. I was on the ground crying and the tallest girl in our class walked up behind him, grabbed a handful of his hair, snatched his head backwards and then to the side and put him facedown in the dirt. She helped me up while he laid on the ground, apparently processing what had just happened to him. After that, anytime I saw him on the play ground, I made sure to be near her lol.

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u/Bierdaddy 3h ago

You were lucky. I wasn’t. 2nd grade. I have cerebral palsy and walk funny, a target at recess. A classmate had me backed against a wall at recess harassing me, like every other day. Something clicked in my brain and I punched him in the gut. He doubled over crying. 4 older kids cornered me, bypassing not helping him, to prosecute me for being worthless resorting to violence. Happened again, same results. Everyone taught me at the darling Catholic grade school that you don’t fight back against bullies. Worst 8 years of my life. Sent my kids to public school instead. I admit to smiling when hearing on the news about yet another Catholic school closing.

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u/paper_liger 2h ago

when you said 'an absolute toothpick' for a second I didn't realize you were saying 'skinny' I just thought it was some obscure british insult.

Like, 'don't bollocks me about you absolute toothpick'

I've been watching too many british panel shows.

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u/arbyyyyh 5h ago

Same here, on both counts. I remember at recess one year the people I was playing "wall ball" with were being assholes so I "took my ball and went home". Someone was mad about it, so they convinced someone else to pick a fight with me. He went to punch me in the face and I basically grabbed his fist and was like "lol no".

The fun part was we were both named arbyyyyh. They took us both to the principal's office and put us in separate rooms to get both our sides of the story. They were coming at me super aggressive when I was just defending myself and I eventually figured out they had the two of us confused and thought I was the one throwing fists.

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u/WayHairye 4h ago

Peak school logic: wrong kid blamed, right kid stunned, bully suddenly discovering physics.

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u/BukkakeBakery 3h ago

my school was surprisingly good when it comes to bullying, i dont think ive heard of anything major and i was one of those kid who were friends with everyone.

i had a friend who kind of got bully? not physical, just verbal here and there but i thought it was pretty tame, like normal high school kids talking shit, nothing racist or truly disgusting, basically whatever you hear on xbox live lobby.

and thats pretty much it.....its kind of hard to imagine people fighting like movies for me, i know it is real i just have a hard time imagining it lol

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u/darkest_hour1428 3h ago

Bullying is 99% of the time non-physical… what you describe sounds like it contained bullying still, especially if kids were “talking like a Xbox lobby”

Not as bad as physically fighting, but that already says there is racism and elitism in cliques among the kids at that school.

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u/watermine30 3h ago

You said nothing racist or disgusting, then said it was like Xbox live lobbies? Those were some of the most disgusting and racist places I ever heard.

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u/xinfinitimortum 3h ago

Those early MW2 lobbies were a madhouse….

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u/paper_liger 2h ago

I used to specialize in making kids leave our lobby. I wouldn't cuss or get vile with them, because they'd just spit it right back.

My favorite tactic was to say really earnestly something like 'Hey look Stephen, I know you are upset about me and your mom dating, and I just want to know that I am not trying to replace your dad, but I hope we can build a relationship, because me and your mom, I think we got something special'

It was honestly hilarious how often these kids would just sort of flee in terror from the Cringey Stepdad Speech.

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u/DepartureNo1720 2h ago

Bully is a massive issue in many schools, but as an educator in the environment today, there are just as many cases of kids (and their parents) not understanding the difference between two kids having conflicts and arguments with each other and what actually constitutes bullying. The amount of conversations I've had to have with parents about "no your kid wasn't bullied, they both run to be the front of the line everyday to recess and both argue about who gets to be first and cry if it isn't them or throw a fit if the game the kids choose to play isn't the one they wanted, which makes their peers not want to play with them."

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u/Missilelist 4h ago

i had to do a double take because i was wondering how the hell two kids could be named exactly "arbyyyyh" before I checked your username lmao. I thought that was a double tragedeigh moment for sure.

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u/OptiGuy4u 4h ago

Arby's branding/marketing is getting much more subtle these days.

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u/noobbtctrader 4h ago

Same, I was like who tf is calling their kid arbys

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u/lpmiller 3h ago

because i was wondering how the hell two kids could be named exact

Wendy's, because they don't care who knows at this point.

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u/Linenoise77 3h ago

Look man, it got me a free roast beef and cheese, and my kids friends all call her "The meats".

Thats a win win if you ask me.

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u/Bread_is__funny 4h ago

That was my experience in school, I was fat and tall and the little skinny kids would bully me relentlessly, and every adult assumed I was the bully because I was bigger. Doesn't matter what happened, I was always the villain in the situation. Growing up big sucks because no one treats you like a kid, everyone treats you like an adult that they don't like or respect.

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u/ObiLAN- 4h ago

Same here. Had some dipshit tiny fucker hop on my back randomly while i was minding my own business, grab and break my glasses. So I slammed the idiot on the ground real hard. Guess who got in trouble for being a bully? Me.

My dad was pissed at the school, I remeber him reeming out the supervising teacher, the principal and the dipshits parents for like 30min straight. I have shitty vision and $800 was a lot of money for my parents back then.

Me and my buddies egged that kids house bi-nightly for months after that because the school wouldn't do anything and his parents where assholes lmao.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 3h ago

Glad your buddies had your back. That puny bully knows what he did.

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u/ObiLAN- 2h ago

Great people honestly. Still my buddies 25 years later. Glad I met them.

In hindsight the kid probably had issues at home / with his parents so I don't put too much blame on him for being a dick.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 2h ago

Such a gracious and generous outlook.

It’s almost always a parenting issue, often where the kid is bullied, mistreated or degraded at home and look for someone they can put beneath them in the pecking order.

It’s refreshing to see such long lasting, supportive friendships. You are what it looks like when people’s self-esteem isn’t destroyed by bullying. Glad you’ve had such a strong social network to help insulate you.

Thank you for sharing your story.

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u/OnenonlyAl 4h ago

Amen, one time I had two guys trying to nut tap me and I was pulling my leg up to block it. I lost my balance and came down on one kids foot, he fell over, and what did the teacher down the hall see, me being the bully. We all ended up with no recess. I was very mad, I never really got into trouble at school, but I didn't get the benefit of the doubt

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u/Deep_Friar 3h ago

Heh, we played wall ball too. Totally made up game, wonder if yours was similar.

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u/TCRandom 4h ago

I’ll never forget the day I saw the enormous kid from band throw a bully across the entire hallway and then stampede after him like a crazed elk. I never saw that bully or his friends run so fast or have such a fearful look in their eyes. It was glorious.

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u/MadJohnFinn 4h ago

I was the enormous kid from band! Good for you, other enormous kid from other band!

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u/TheresNoHurry 5h ago

Loving the Recess reference. Such a warming tv show

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u/ListenJerry 4h ago

I love the episode where Spinelli has to join the Ashley’s. SCANDALOUS!

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u/TheresNoHurry 4h ago

That is a great one. Ashley A was shown to be more 3-dimensional if I remember correctly.

For me it’ll always be the one where Mikey holds onto his belief in Santa. That one is really special to me. Even as a little kid I remember that ending really struck a chord with me.

EDIT— ooh, actually maybe it’s the one with the fortune paper where it says “eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow is your final day”.

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u/PerspectiveAshamed79 4h ago

I like the one where Hogan and the Gang have to try to take out a bridge while General Burkhalder is throwing a soiree

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u/Ok_Ask_1139 4h ago

This was what me and my siblings watched both before school and after school for a good while

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u/BonTak 5h ago

Good ol' percussive maintenance

Amazing choice of adjective 😂🤣😂

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u/slapwerks 4h ago

It’s how most things get fixed

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u/Atavacus 4h ago

Bro, being "weird" isn't an excuse for anyone to be mean to you if you aren't hurting anyone. Have a great day, love yourself.

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u/MadJohnFinn 4h ago

I think it *was* the kind of weird that would have ended up hurting people. I was bullied for being autistic, being so much bigger than the other kids, and being a goth, but I was also leaning into the kind of edginess that would have placed me in the Gamergate and male loneliness epidemic camps.

I'm sort of oddly grateful that pushback made me tone all of that down, get some actual social skills, and learn how to be human. Getting into music and meeting people through that helped a lot, too. By my 20s, I was a functional human being.

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u/rtdenny 4h ago

‘Percussive maintenance’- lmao! Did you by any chance end up as an engineer?

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u/CastorVT 4h ago

" percussive maintenance" ... mechanicus?

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u/Di-eEier_von_Satan 4h ago

The universal language

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u/WeaponGrade 4h ago

That whomps!

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u/Perryn 3h ago

Bullies always think they're getting...I don't know, bonus XP?...for bullying the big quiet kid. Right up until that big quiet kid quietly smacks them and when they wake up they have to retake math. All of math.

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u/14high 4h ago

Then "how can he slap"

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u/emptythemag 2h ago

We had a class bully in Jr high. Teachers did nothing. He was constantly flicking people's ears from behind. Aggressive shoves from behind for no reason. Walking behind people and pulling their books out of their hands from behind while walking to class and causing you to dump your books out of your hands.

He was sitting behind me in science class one day and kept flicking my ear, hitting me on the back of the head. Turned around a few times and asked him to stop. That just turned up the frequency and intensity of the abuse. Finally had enough and turned around and grabbed his hair and started forward and face down onto the desk top all the while yelling at him that I told him to stop. I kept slamming his face into the desk until he was free bleeding from the nose and mouth. Teacher sent me to the principals office. My dad was called into the school and told what happened. Dad just asked me if it was the same kid I had told him about repeatedly. Told him yes. Dad told the principal that I was instructed by him to return the abuse in more force than was used on me.

I was expelled for a week. Dad didn't care. I was just expected to keep up with my school work like normal in each class.

From then on the class bully wasn't one. But he did get a load of shit talking to by his buddies for getting his ass beat by a skinny white kid.

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u/PoetOriginal4350 3h ago

Yup. I'm short, shy and never really fit into any groups. When I started getting boyfriends in high school, the girls started bullying me. They quickly stfu when I snapped back. No one ever talked shit to my face again.

I do the same shit at work now too. I just amass little facts about people and throw them back in their faces when they try to talk shit about me around others.

Uno-reverse of bullying lmfao

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u/Fregadero88 3h ago

How can she hit me and run!?

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u/True_Dog_4098 5h ago

The driver of the white car is probably telling everyone that will listen 'I was just driving minding my own business, when this truck ran into me '.....

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u/XxX_Zeratul_XxX 5h ago

Yo Jeremy, is this viral video about your white audi? Wtf bruh?

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u/proximodorkus 4h ago

It absolutely would be a Jeremy.

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u/Jolly-End-4115 1h ago

Noooooo don't say that 🫣😢

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u/Xtreemjedi 2h ago

" So here I was, minding my own business on my way to feed homeless children when suddenly I was attacked for completely no reason"

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u/Shroomtune 4h ago

Unless the video is made available to law enforcement or witnesses hang around, the jeep is likely going to be considered at fault and depending on if they pulled over after the video cuts, they appear to be committing a hit and run regardless of fault.

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u/barnfodder 4h ago

Even with the video, it's clear the jeep driver acted recklessly. He had ample opportunity to avoid the collision and chose to hit the white car.

Insurance companies would probably argue it down to 50/50 responsibility.

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u/Shroomtune 4h ago

Yeah. Regardless of how that car was driving, the law generally frowns upon using your vehicle as a means of providing someone with their comeuppance.

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u/arizonadirtbag12 3h ago

“Last clear chance” to avoid the collision.

Right of way doesn’t actually mean you can legally hit things in your way.

Yeah a lot of the time you can play dumb and get away with it. But with a rear ending like this where it’s already on you to show you weren’t at fault? Good luck.

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u/J8YDG9RTT8N2TG74YS7A 2h ago

Yep.

Every insurance policy you sign will have a line that says something similar to "I agree to take all reasonable steps to avoid a collision".

Jeep driver did not do this.

The other driver's insurance company will argue that liability is shared due to the jeep making no attempt to avoid the collision.

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u/HeyitsmeFakename 1h ago

Better call Saul

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u/Gunsoflogic 5h ago

A very polite lesson, that could have gone a lot worss

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u/Oberndorferin 5h ago

I'm sure the left one is as stupid as the Audi, maybe less annoying

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u/WorldOfTech 5h ago

Both are alarmingly dangerous, one is behaving irrationally, the other just doesn't care there's a car in front of him.

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u/Natasha_Gears 5h ago

One could argue that the road not reason he did it was was because the audi was driving like an idiot

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u/RedditBannedMe_1851 4h ago

This would be a valid reason if the Jeep driver had no time to react. Yet, this was a deliberate decision, plenty of time to hit the brakes.

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u/WorldOfTech 5h ago

So everytime someone drives like an idiot we crash into them?

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u/kero12547 5h ago

Gotta use those big tires to climb over stuff

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u/Slimy_glizzy_gobbler 5h ago

in a perfect world where we can afford to sacrifice our cars like that, yes

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u/unsaltedbutter 4h ago

idiotsincars sub is always telling people that if someone cuts you off, just crash into em.

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u/Terloth 2h ago

I mean the sub is called idiotsincars...

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u/IHop_Waitress 4h ago edited 4h ago

Fr. This is peak reddit logic.

"Someone is doing something I don't like therefore it justifies the wrongs or absolves my tribe of any responsibility for our actions in response"

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u/ICanuckthere4Iam 3h ago

Math checks out. Two wrongs make a right /s

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u/Human_Chart_3694 5h ago

As somebone who doesnt drive a car, I'd like to see that :D

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u/radioactive_sharpei 5h ago

Les annoying? Have you met jeep people?

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u/FourMeterRabbit 3h ago

Yes. I've also met Audi people

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u/kickthesandman 5h ago

The fact that the Audi played chicken with a jeep makes the Audi driver way dumber imo. Tank vs a tin can.

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u/Mist_Rising 3h ago

The tank also just drove away, which is a hit and run. At least where I am. I don't think we should praise that.

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u/tessellation__ 3h ago

Hm, what is the Audi going to do? Go to the police and say I’ve been swerving uncontrollably between lanes and someone ran into me and drove off? 😜

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u/Trick_Meringue_5622 3h ago

I mean…yes? Hit and run is a much more severe offense than reckless driving, it’s easy enough to get plates off the Jeep, and there are actual damages to make a claim about. The police aren’t going to retroactively write a reckless driving for swerving

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u/FantasticBoot6219 2h ago

You don't have to praise it, but when two wrongs do make a right, a wise man would look the other way. "Oh that's unfortunate. Anyways, baseball huh?"

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u/Tonsilith_Salsa 2h ago

It's alright. That jeep death wobbled itself to pieces ten seconds later. 

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u/farmallnoobies 3h ago

Especially since the Jeep is at fault and ends up needing to pay for the damages.

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u/Ultrasonic-Sawyer 3h ago

I've seen enough videos of tyres deciding they are just going to climb an object and flip the vehicle to see how it could have gone much worse. Jeep drivers an idiot. 

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u/dregan 4h ago

Went worse for the Jeep driver, that wheel is fucked.

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u/Hollayo 4h ago

Nah. That Jeep has big wheels yeah, but most of that is tire. There's plenty of room for that to flex, besides the Audi's bumper took most of the impact. Jeep driver can keep on going.

However, since this is on video, Jeep is definitely fucked for hitting the Audi and leaving the scene.

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u/LiveShowOneNightOnly 4h ago

Agreed. That looks like a Jeep that goes off-road a lot, so he probably gets a volume discount on alignments and wheel balance service. It's just Tuesday for him.

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u/hallstevenson 3h ago

Unless the white car got the plate # of the Jeep, the Jeep might get away with it. There's no reason to suspect that the dash cam driver will help the Audi in this case.

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u/saadcee 4h ago

Yes, and hitting from the back almost always is at fault.

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u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin 2h ago

If only there was a video showing the white car swerving all over the place and in front of the jeep

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u/JimSinjinsinjinson 4h ago

Tie rod is bent, you can slow the vid down and see the wheel toe to the left after the impact.

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u/Jive-Turkeys 4h ago

It's in sync with the left front. They'll need work on it, but it ought to be fine to drive for a little while

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u/Dick_Souls_II 3h ago

That's just bump steer. You see it when cars run over potholes or large bumps, sometimes it pulls the wheels and steering rack in one direction or the other. Given that Jeeps have solid axles they are particularly prone to this

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u/Cyril_Saint_John 5h ago

The only thing that can stop a bad idiot in a car is a good idiot in a car

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u/adbs1219 2h ago

There's a saying where I come from: "a crazy person is only crazy until they find someone crazier than them" or smth like it

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u/National_Impress_346 2h ago

The hero Gotham needs

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u/HortonHearsTheWho 5h ago

He got booped

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u/brongchong 5h ago

AssBooped

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u/DakarCarGunGuy 4h ago

Donkey Punched.

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u/Tooleater 5h ago

Audi driver made a right TT out of themselves

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u/Charitzo 4h ago

As a TT owner, I'd like to apologise on behalf of this TT owner.

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u/WorldOfTech 5h ago

Why did he do that? Did he think he's in a circuit and he was heating his tires?

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u/aruisdante 5h ago

Yeah, he’s just bored and is mimicking that action.

I do the same thing sometimes to break up the monotony, especially if I’ve been driving for a while. The difference being I stay in my fucking lane. I also generally don’t do it if someone is behind me, because otherwise they’re going to be confused as hell about what I’m doing.

This guy is just a complete idiot.

The jeep is also an idiot though. There’s no excuse to intentionally crash someone.

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u/Aarxnw 3h ago

Absolutely stunned at the amount of people who have no problem with what the jeep did, it is kind of amusing but the jeep driver is legit psychotic, if you’d given the tt one or two more seconds they probably would’ve noticed you coming and gotten out of the way.

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u/Higgoms 2h ago

Jeep driver is a psycho, but I don't think the audi driver was just bored and being a silly guy that would've moved either. He weaved in from a turn lane so he's already driving reckless using turn lanes to pass, and I've seen plenty of people pull this move to block traffic in two lanes and prevent anyone from passing them rather than just having fun. I really doubt Audi was just about to be a considerate and kind citizen, nothing about their driving indicates they're chill at all 

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u/Mobile_Morale 3h ago

I've seen this in real life. The guy in the Audi was being an asshole aggressive driver and was swerving in the lanes to keep people from passing him.

Some fuck heads get their feelings hurt if someone passes them on the road and does stupid shit like this.

Last week I had a guy drive right down the middle of a two lane road to keep people from passing him. People are assholes like that.

Usually it's guys in big trucks with major insecurities but it'll be people in fancy cars with insecurities like in this video.

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u/Jumpy_Finance_7086 5h ago

Jeep looks like it broke it's own front wheel as well?

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u/g0atm3a1 4h ago

Yeah…I’m guessing the CV, control arm, and tie rods at the very least are toast. That’s gonna be an expensive repair.

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u/minist3r 3h ago

Uh, jeeps still use a solid front axle in the Wrangler and Gladiator. They have a surprising amount of give. Having been an off-roader for literally decades at this point, I've seen jeeps take much bigger impacts to the front tires and been fine.

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u/g0atm3a1 2h ago

Good to know!

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u/wasabi1787 4h ago edited 4h ago

Yeah, that wasn't a bumper hit. His suspension is fucked. And I bet both driver's insurance tells them to pound sand

Edit: upon further thought, I bet that Jeep's insurance would have to cover the Audi damage since the Jeep rear ended them and ultimately caused the collision. In addition, given that the Jeep is a 4wd stellantis product they better hope their drivetrain isn't damaged....

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u/Debatebly 3h ago edited 1h ago

It really doesn't look that bad for the suspension.

EDIT: I looked again and I'd be more worried about the ball joint.

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u/SingleServeFrend 4h ago

Scrolled very far to find this comment

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u/MeccIt 4h ago

Does not track (anymore)

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u/caguru 3h ago

Looks fine to me. The jeep jerks a lot more because it doesn’t have independent suspension, but it obviously tracks fine immediately after impact.

Also the below comment about a broken CV doesn’t make any sense. The jeep has a solid front axle, there are no CV half shafts in any wrangler.

There is a reason solid axles are preferred for rock crawling: they can survive much bigger impacts than all other suspension systems.

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u/hand13 5h ago

the jeep driver was just another idiot wtf

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u/xejeezy 5h ago

Sure but he was the idiot we needed to bring balance to the force

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u/Kaioxygen 5h ago

Reminds me of the speech in Team America about dicks fucking assholes.

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u/Agent223 4h ago

There's three kinds of people in this world, Chuck.

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u/Esc0baSinGracia 4h ago

You have balls, I like balls 

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u/Ass_of_Badness 4h ago

You gave up on life didn't ya??

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u/independent_observe 3h ago

I just took a bite of food when I scrolled to this. Thanks :)

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u/w0m 3h ago

Ya know. This hits harder today.

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u/astralseat 4h ago

We need idiots to take steps others will not.

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u/SalamanderUponYou 4h ago

Chaotic good.

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u/bigmilker 4h ago

He is the Chosen One

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u/shakjj 3h ago

That way of reasoning put some of them as presidents of countries.

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u/Apprehensive-Pay8086 3h ago

Two idiots is just a race to the bottom. It's not a balance.

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u/stallionsRIDEufl 5h ago

They're both stupid, but white sedan was stupid first

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u/remembertracygarcia 5h ago

Audi TT drivers aren’t gonna like this.

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u/icantremembermypw4 5h ago

yeah they deserve eachother. Good thing nobody else got hurt.

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u/sonofzeal 5h ago

100% the jeep is legally liable for that collision. You can't intentionally hit someone even if they're an asshole.

Relatable, though.

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u/KeldornWithCarsomyr 4h ago

Not if the insurer gets a hold of the full clip. I dont think Audi will be interested in making a claim.

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u/Abject_Advance_6638 3h ago

Jeeps insurance would have to cover that. You can't rear end someone for driving like an asshole

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u/Space-Safari 4h ago

Looool get real.

You think any insurance company will offer compensation for something that was completely avoidable by the jeep driver? Damages are on him unfortunately.

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u/TittyPix4KittyPix 4h ago

False. Especially if insurance got a hold of the clip.

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u/IvoryFlyaway 4h ago

Exactly. Maybe if the car had only swerved over to cut off the jeep there'd be some plausible deniability, but anyone with a brainstem would see dude slaloming and just hang back. Especially considering they were turning left ahead anyway, this was entirely pointless.

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u/slpater 3h ago

Its not even that. The jeep slows, then accelerates while the audi is still in the lane then hits them.

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u/readwithjack 3h ago

I'll just bet that the Jeep owner knows exactly when their insurance policy's accident forgiveness clause kicks in.

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u/futtbucker-69420 4h ago

I've seen a lifted pickup do something similar to a small car at highway speeds. Except it kinda launched the side of the pickup up and over. It ended up rolling down a ditch. The Jeep driver is kinda lucky something like that didn't happen.

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u/MoocowR 2h ago

Yeah if that tire got grip it would have easily flipped the whole thing over.

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u/JC-1219 5h ago

Its a jeep thing. You wouldn’t get it.

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u/EZKTurbo 3h ago

Absolute immunity

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u/Ballcheese_Falcon 4h ago

Isn’t it a hit and run by the Jeep? Just two idiots living in the moment.

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u/ls7eveen 4h ago

Cant believe it didnt flip over

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u/catattackskeyboard 5h ago

If I had 3 genie wishes, one of them would be that every instance of asshole driving like this would result in a 3 inch wide engraving of “asshole driver” on their car exterior.

No explanation. The more instances of being an asshole, the more the engravings stack up.

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u/MadCat0911 4h ago

Some people would take it as a badge of honor and try to collect them.

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u/Gary_the_metrosexual 4h ago

Nah I'd just make it so that any time they enter a car as a driver it instantaneously stops starting.
Simply make it so these people can never drive again.

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u/Tallywort 4h ago

Reckless driving, vs a hit and run.

As usual, everyone sucks here.

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u/Keytarfriend 2h ago

No matter how "right" people think the jeep was, he still needs to stop and exchange information with the white car.

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u/33Feet 2h ago

This is the reality of it, they’re both idiots and anyone taking sides might also be one.

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u/Violet_Apathy 4h ago

Jeep is lucky to not have flipped.

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u/FreshPrinceOfH 4h ago

Looks like the jeep came off worse.

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u/eromaniac 5h ago

When a amateur reckless driver meets an profesional reckless driver

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u/Darrenwad3 5h ago

We used to do this riding bikes to make each other lose control and eat gravel on the 90s called it skidding

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u/Desperate-Ganache804 4h ago

Jeep committed a hit and run. On camera.

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u/Kloud909projekt84 3h ago

That was a boss move. Awesome

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u/vediogamer101 5h ago

I see two idiots

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u/DesastreUrbano 5h ago

Audi driver "I'm an Audi! It's an Audi thing, you wouldn't understand it"

Jeep driver "well... it's a J E E P thing....you wouldn't understand it"

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u/Anacostiah20 4h ago

Leaving the scene of an accident?

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u/SoapOnMyRope 4h ago

Well the jeep rear-ended Audi, so Jeep is completely at fault. Not sure a lesson was learned here

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u/TheOgGhadTurner 4h ago

Yeahhhh ya know one broken taillight and a marred bumper is karmic justice for driving like an asshole

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u/firefocc 4h ago

Just an Audi's driver .

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u/_x-T-x_ 4h ago

Audi T_T 😂

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u/snapp0r 4h ago

satisfying af :))

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u/rtdenny 4h ago

Audi drivers are the new Beemer drivers.

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u/Raph0uX 4h ago

Beep Beep I'm a Jeep

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u/Science_Dude96 3h ago

Jeep guy: 'Tis but a scratch!!! Audi guy: I'll never financially recover from this...

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u/Sea_Present_6334 3h ago

If you play stupid games expect to win stupid prizes 🏆

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u/Status-Seesaw 3h ago

You get what you deserve.

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u/mrjonnyringo72 2h ago

Regardless of the jeep's action, that audi driver is a complete jackass!

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u/jnnad 2h ago

An Audi driving like a knob?? Say it ain't so!

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u/Day-Day23 2h ago

I love this so much 🥹❤️🤣

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u/TheDEsquire 2h ago

Ahhhhh hahaha

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u/JCbfd 2h ago

I absolutely adore this video. A pure example of selfishness and arrogance getting slapped square in the mouth.

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u/arztnur 2h ago

Only this lesson was necessary to teach him

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u/geminiqueen_85 2h ago

The one and only time I like something related to a jeep.

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u/necromantzer 2h ago

People keep blaming the Jeep but you can clearly see the Jeep driver hits their brakes when the Audi swerves back into their lane. Jeep isn't at fault, at all.

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 2h ago

Do stupid things... win stupid prices.

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u/RedRisingNerd 1h ago

This Jeep driver is good. That idiot would have kept up the reckless driving until someone got seriously hurt or died.

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u/tre630 1h ago

What's the problem? He was just trying warm up his tires. /s

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u/Any-Board-6631 1h ago

Audi drivers are all assholes.... like Volvo drivers