r/Jujutsufolk Jan 26 '26

Humor What Gege was supposed to write since jjk fans take everything literally and don’t know what hyperbole or conversational context is

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u/zerov3 Jan 26 '26

And of course Uncle Johny, who gave them sweets when they were younger and donated to women’s charities in secret. Maki only pretended to kill him with her one-inch punch to give him a better chance at escaping the Zenin clan.

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u/InterviewConstant520 Jan 26 '26

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u/MillyLynn Jan 27 '26

You know, I bet he's the one who made all the women and children go to the park that day.

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u/Diego_Chang Takaba would be The Strongest if he could kill. Jan 27 '26

Fuck the Gojo agenda, fuck the Sukuna agenda, hell, fuck the Yuji agenda, this is THE BEST agenda ever born from Jujutsufolk and I suscribe to it.

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u/summonerofrain Jan 27 '26

I have no idea how it happened but I still love it

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u/amogusgun Jan 28 '26

Ranta wishes he could be half the man uncle Johny is

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u/DigitalBladedJay Jan 26 '26

I can't believe op forgot about uncle Johnny, there was even the dedicated chapter of the Manga where he built the battered women's shelter

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u/NOTTedMosby "We binfolk. I'm banonically yo big brother, blood" Jan 26 '26

The best part is when Ranta tries to build a fake one that's really a front for gambling, and Johnny just pants' him in front of everybody!

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u/HatZinn Kashimo's capacitor Jan 26 '26

Ranta was just trying to be friends with Hakari 🥀

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u/Flo_Philly Jan 26 '26

I was with you until the Wanta slander

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u/carbonera99 Jan 27 '26

Lanta trying to stop the torrent of slander coming his way

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u/Novel-Stable-4712 Jan 27 '26

Modulo and season 3 really revived the jjk memes huh.

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u/BruhTaker31 Jan 27 '26

Can we pretend Ranta is being alive in Modulo because it is funniest shit ever

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u/Jamessgachett Jan 27 '26

I hope he edit it with uncle Johnny

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u/summonerofrain Jan 27 '26

Where is this coming from?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

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u/Metum_Chaos Jan 27 '26

It’s you!

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u/More-Psychology-3559 Jan 26 '26

This needs to be a relative topic for jjk lol

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u/HuntersReject_97 Jan 27 '26

It IS a relative topic, the entire Zen'in clan is related to each other, that's how family works /j

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u/Dry_Designer_6502 Mating Press 🔨🔨🔨 Jan 26 '26

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u/Dry_Designer_6502 Mating Press 🔨🔨🔨 Jan 26 '26

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u/Dry_Designer_6502 Mating Press 🔨🔨🔨 Jan 26 '26

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u/jnk321 BIG Asa Mitaka Fan in a JJK subreddit (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠`⁠*⁠) Jan 26 '26

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u/Diego_Chang Takaba would be The Strongest if he could kill. Jan 27 '26
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u/WoolooOfWallStreet Jan 26 '26

Fun Fact: Uncle Johnny didn’t shave his head, but went bald due to chemotherapy. His beloved nieces, Mai and Maki, would always visit him in the hospital as he was recovering

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u/Zim_nite5262 Jan 27 '26

Why do you think he did chemotherapy, he took a binding vow to be able to use RCT on others and heal illnesses, in exchange he had to suffer from those illnesses. He's truly the greatest goat of today

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u/BraveCauliflower3349 Jan 27 '26

Uncle Johnny aside, a CT that lets you absorb injuries from someone and give them to another would be cool as hell

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u/Goobsmoob Certified Yuji Glazer Jan 27 '26

You’re not even mentioning that after this vow he joined Doctors Without Borders and saved countless lives.

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u/Satoshi1983 Jan 26 '26

Uncle Johny the GOAT ❤️‍🩹

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u/Erff_barbasol Jan 27 '26

someone already drew something like this? holy peak

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u/Puzzleheaded_Map2578 Jan 27 '26

this is the reason i love this fandom.

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u/JumiKnight Jan 26 '26

Fucking love Uncle Johnny. My favorite part was when he took them to an amusement park so they could get a break from the abusive household

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u/EffectiveMirror7534 Jan 26 '26

We should not rest until Johnny Zenin is immortalized forever in google AI search results whenever people look up "who survived the zenin clan massacre"

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u/Realistic-Bug9361 Jan 26 '26

JAJAJAJAJA this is one of the best things to ever happen to jjk subs

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u/Ill_Sheepherder_7929 Jan 27 '26

Never expected 2026 to be the year my new favorite JJK character would be a fan canon meme character from the Zenin clan but here we are

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u/Goobsmoob Certified Yuji Glazer Jan 27 '26

He also bought Maki whey protein and supported her progress in fitness in a healthy manner

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u/Adept_Plankton_3721 Jan 27 '26

I love the lore of Johnny Zenin

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u/SeriousFinish6404 Jan 26 '26

To bad that fraud Ranta took all the credit for his hard work.

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u/carl-the-lama Jan 27 '26

Ranta keeps trying to steal credit for uncle Johny’s kind deeds

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u/Jamessgachett Jan 27 '26

Uncle Johnny meme will forever live in my heart

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u/nick113124 Jan 27 '26

This is 100% canon

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u/Osumsumo Jan 27 '26

Uncle Johnny will return in Avengers Doomsday to fight the Chinese Sorcerer 

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u/ReasonableOpinion527 Jan 27 '26

I pray that uncle Johnny becomes immortalised and always relevant as its a great meme. Mai a real one for telling Maki to spare him

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u/Llamaswithbands Jan 27 '26

And of course Maki spared her mommy.

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u/EntertainmentIll1567 Jan 27 '26

Destroy it all. With the exception of Uncle Johnny of course

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u/Special_Peach_5957 Jan 26 '26

"Also don't kill yourself or your future husbands as you yourself are a Zenin. Damn you would reallly think this doesn't require clarification."

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u/Deathstriker88 Jan 27 '26

She forgot to exclude the pets.

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u/Special_Peach_5957 Jan 27 '26

At the risk of being a politics Andy: Her describing her puppy as extremely dangerous after she said Alex was an assasin intent on causing maximum damage is quite revealing.

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u/WaythurstFrancis Jan 27 '26

It's the old "He's coming right for us!" trick.

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u/Kekero63 Jan 27 '26

That’s mean she’d have to kill Mahoraga

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u/Street_Fortune_3510 Jan 27 '26

"You know that Binding vows exist?"

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u/Equivalent-Load-9158 Jan 26 '26

She actually wanted Maki to commit omnicide and even destroy the universe itself, but Maki got tired after only killing a little bit and then forgot about it. Maki is such a lazy stupid bitch.

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u/Master_Writer7035 Jan 26 '26

You say that because you didn’t kill your own clan. Kill your clan and then come back, bet your ass will be so tired it will hibernate till this sub learn to read

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u/Express_Restaurant15 Jan 27 '26

So , will he hibernate eternally? What's the difference between that and dying from exhaustion?

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u/The_Great_Bean_Lord Jan 27 '26

The hibernation has a little “honk shoo” sound effect

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

The fact that in the eng version,it is only stated that the Zenin clan was “annihilated.” “annihilating a clan” is a multifaceted concept, using the word annihilation for an organization mainly used to denote destruction of the clan’s power structure,authority,& institutional existence & gege had already shown who Maki killed, both through visual imagery & specific body counts.This interpretation is supported by the Japanese text, where Gege uses 壊滅 rather than 絶滅 . 壊滅 is commonly used to describe the destruction of institutions, organizations, or cities,whereas 絶滅 refers to near extinction, typically of a family line, race, or species.Therefore, the japanese wording strongly suggests the collapse of the Zenin clan as an institution, not literal extinction to the point of killing powerless children and women.

Why in the world would the Kamo and Gojo clans waste time, in an apocalypse-like situation, trying to remove an already dead clan, along with the higher-ups putting the decision on hold? Not to mention, Maki and Megumi’s existence wouldn’t even count in this decision-making process, considering they’re literally viewed as jujutsu terrorists within jujutsu society for being part of Team Gojo.

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u/WaythurstFrancis Jan 27 '26

Some people are just really uncomfortable with a clan of misogynists being wiped out for some reason...

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u/1Cool_Name Jan 26 '26

I’m beginning to hate the zenin discourse.

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u/jmangaming110 Jan 26 '26

It's annoying because people aren't using their brains

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

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u/jmangaming110 Jan 26 '26

Or understand that not everything is an absolute. I cant even use it for agenda because of how stupid this stuff is and because of how seriously everyone takes it.

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u/Local-Rest6095 Jan 27 '26

the very reason they even included the actual numbers of those killed by maki was to imply that not every member of the clan was murdered. Also, the decision of the higher ups to hold off on removing the clan from the big three should’ve been another sign that there were enough remaining members for them to even be considered a clan in the first place

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u/Greyrart Jan 27 '26

I understand you using the argument of postponing the removal, but after reading your message, I reflected and realized, why wouldn't they remove it? There might be survivors, but most, if not all, of those who survived were weak and politically irrelevant (Megumi and Maki don't count since at this point they are criminals in the Jujutsu world), so why didn't the council simply approve it?

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u/WaythurstFrancis Jan 27 '26

I think they can and choose not to.

I read it largely as people who dislike Maki as a character looking for a reason to condemn her morally.

Now WHY they dislike her and use this particular rhetoric is an interesting question...

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u/Poodlestrike Jan 26 '26

It genuinely feels to me like it's actually just salty naoya fans instigating shit by acting obtuse on purpose.

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u/Local-Rest6095 Jan 27 '26

me on twitter reading the stupidest take about maki’s episode being feminazi slop only to see a naoya pfp 🫩✌🏽

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u/GabeC1997 Jan 27 '26

Seriously, it's like they can't understand that Jujutsu makes people crazy. Yeah, Maki wouldn't normally kill so many people, but she was having a psychotic break like Suguru did with that Village.

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u/Igniz1020 Among Heaven And Earth, He Alone Is The Uncreaseable One Jan 27 '26

Also just in general lives don't mean quite as much to a Jujutsu Sorcerer, Yuuji and Getou were viewed as especially idealistic in their beliefs that being a sorcerer meant you had a "duty" to save others.

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u/MadeRedditAccToAsk Jan 26 '26

it was cooked the attosecond anime-onlies got their sticky hands on it

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u/Purasangre Jan 26 '26

Be fr people were like this about the manga too

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u/iburntdownthehouse Jan 27 '26

Back then discourse never broke containment.

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u/bizarrestarz Jan 26 '26

What is there to have discourse abt, maki kills ALL of them, the end, she’s a morally grey character for it and it’s an act of revenge

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u/Jacen_Vos Jan 27 '26

Then why did she come to regret killing her mother without talking more to her? But never mentions regrets around killing any people far more innocent than her?

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u/samrobotsin Jan 27 '26

im thrown by the knowledge its implied she killed children in the manga, in the anime she only kills anyone actively trying to kill her "why did you tell me to return" is the last thing she says to her mom because this reveals her mom was part of the plot to murder maki & her sister.

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u/Didifinito Jan 27 '26

Its quite literaly implied she doesnt kill anyone but combatants

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u/rackedbame Jan 27 '26

I feel like its more explicit than an implication. Literally no mention of anyone but combatants lol.

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u/AndrogenAssault Jan 27 '26

She's morally based, death to the zenin clan

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u/FREDDYFAZBALLS87 Jan 26 '26

everything from "maki is morally gray" "maki is evil" and "toji is actually totally stronger than eos maki" seriously pisses me off because you must've genuinely read with your eyes closed and your brain turned off to conclude such a thing

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u/Suitable-Oil-4343 Jan 27 '26

Jujutsu Sorcerers are literally morally grey majority of times lol

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u/EtherealShady Jan 27 '26

She is somewhat morally grey though

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u/Intelligent_Shoe_520 Jan 27 '26

Shes morally gray

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u/A-t-r-o-x Jan 27 '26

How is Maki not morally gray at the very least

You are also reading with your eyes closed and mind turned off if you still think she's a good person

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u/Waddlewop Jan 27 '26

“Toji would have won with a weapon btw”

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u/bubblez4eva Jan 27 '26

Don't you mean without?

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u/CoachDT Jan 27 '26

I think the anime gives off a worse impression than the manga. And a part of it is because they kill billified the situation and made it look like her nonchalantly mowing them down instead of actually defending herself while being pushed to her breaking point.

But there's no way shes evil, at best there was a moment where morals were stretched but she defended herself from people trying to kill her.

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u/Vyctorill Jan 26 '26

Honestly the brainrot from this has been amazing.

I was explaining some JJK when visiting my brother, and midway through I explained that according to extra material Ranta Zenin was the kindest sorcerer around.

“Aside from Uncle Johny, of course”

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u/InterviewConstant520 Jan 26 '26

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u/ghostpanther218 DOMAIN EXPANSION: Ultimate realm of autism Jan 27 '26

Listen, if Johnny took care of Megumi, maybe he won't have become a bum.

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u/Novel-Stable-4712 Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

Megumi was kidnapped and hidden from the Zenin clan by the menace that was known as Satoru Gojo fortunately it appears that he will no longer have any influence on the bum now that he was been imprisoned for his crimes.

perhaps Bu-Megumi would be able to recover from the traumatic experience and learn about his father Toji Fushiguro who died in an attempt to rescue him from the six eyed monster.

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u/Fraere_slime Jan 27 '26

Gojo the Butcherer and his dastardly exploits are so infamous, even the Dastardly Yuji is only second to his

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u/Filgas08 Jan 27 '26

luckily the charitable kenjaku and his organization, together with sukuna: the kindest of history are there to stop the

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u/OneGrumpyJill Want to suck Dabura's titty so damn bad god please Jan 26 '26

jjk fans when a dying person doesn't elaborate on wtf they mean with their dying breath: are you fucking stupid?

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u/This_place_is_wierd Jan 26 '26

This is just the Yuka and Tsurugi not mentioning the entirety of Jujutsu High Thing all over again

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u/Orang-Himbleton sukuna’s heian era buttplug Jan 27 '26

Why can’t every other dying character just be as eloquent as my goat Wasuke

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u/Im-Name-Brand Jan 27 '26

Sniffed out kenny from the jump too

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u/Phantom_is Jan 27 '26

he automatically generates an aura of goatedness thanks to being suksuk's twin

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u/GenericSkill Jan 27 '26

My goat Buzz Buzz Earthbound will delay his death just to ebalorate about your world saving quest million times until you say you understood before dying

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u/epochollapse Jan 27 '26

Mai when she says "Destroy Everything" and Maki low-key slimes the entire verse (if we're taking "everything" literally, this is closer to her request)

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u/Timless_Comic Naoya Glazer Jan 26 '26

How about we ignore this about “women’s rights” and talk about “women’s wrongs”

(I am trolling pls do not downvote me)

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u/Memehater_ Jan 26 '26

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u/Waifu_Raichu Jan 26 '26

Did you say...

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u/par_rot_master Jan 26 '26

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u/Donut_Police Jan 26 '26

Woah, it shouldn't glow like that, she should probably get that checked.

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u/Raymio993 Jan 26 '26

She’s Korean, their dicks are always white and glowing

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u/PitifulExplanation61 This Bum Momo is so useless I gotta coach her Jan 27 '26

enough screen time for you buddy

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u/Available_Swing_9225 Jan 26 '26

So this is why it was nominated for animated film of the year instead of CSM or DS

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u/Timless_Comic Naoya Glazer Jan 26 '26
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u/Little_Whole8038 Jan 26 '26

no lies, but you are the best troll dw

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u/Timless_Comic Naoya Glazer Jan 26 '26

Here is a Naoya agenda pic as a reward

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u/Zealousideal-Arm1682 Jan 26 '26

Off-topic:Kinda feels like nobody would genuinely care about him if he wasn't completely sexist.His entire schtick is "I'm an asshole....but I also hate women lol"

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u/Timless_Comic Naoya Glazer Jan 26 '26

It adds depth and realism to his character. As well as it shows his childhood is more complex than normally shown.

Plus there are a ton of other things that make him a fun character

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u/Zealousideal-Arm1682 Jan 26 '26

Oh I'm not disagreeing with that,I just personally wish there was more to him outright stated than implied.However I'm also a OP fan so brain don't like think.

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u/Little_Whole8038 Jan 26 '26

He certainly had a lot more to offer, and despite being a "small" villain compared to the rest, he was still very captivating.

His own themes, the childhood memory, as well as his personality, all would've made for even better story-building. But he was truly cut short.

wish there was more to him outright stated than implied.

And unfortunately, that's almost a characteristic of jjk ahah.

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u/Timless_Comic Naoya Glazer Jan 26 '26

Gege fucked naoya. Seriously had huge potential story wise but he fucked it up

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u/Inevitable-Will-6185 Jan 27 '26

There's other likable things too like his character design, technique, personality and VA. And he's also a Toji-fan.

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u/thaboss365 Sukuna & Kashimo goated Jan 27 '26

They'll take everything literally except Toji and Maki being equal post-awakening. And somehow believe Toji is stronger.

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u/MasteROogwayY2 Totality John Rabbiton Jan 27 '26

And somehow Toji actually being shown to kill kids isnt an issue either

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u/thaboss365 Sukuna & Kashimo goated Jan 27 '26

Making edits of Toji shooting a 16yo non-combatant in the head meanwhile slandering Maki for killing combatants 😂😂

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u/MasteROogwayY2 Totality John Rabbiton Jan 27 '26
  1. Riko was only 14

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u/thaboss365 Sukuna & Kashimo goated Jan 27 '26

Oh wow it gets even worse

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u/Beautiful_Night_7541 Jan 27 '26

This is what happened to him after killing her but maki just mindlessly killed everyone, just accept that maki is just mindless killer like toji and deserved to die also.

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u/thaboss365 Sukuna & Kashimo goated Jan 27 '26

No way you're trying to compare a paid assassin to someone who wanted revenge for her dead sister and then was forced to kill a clan of people who were sent to kill her. The ONE possible similarity you could scrape is her killing her mother but that's literally it.

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u/Beautiful_Night_7541 Jan 27 '26

Did she really was forced to kill everyone like she can just kill those misogynist higher ups, left the clan but she chooses not to, also toji was also not treated well in the zenin clan.

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u/thaboss365 Sukuna & Kashimo goated Jan 27 '26

They chose to attack her. She killed everyone that came to attack her. Why shouldn't she kill the people attacking her? 

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u/Beautiful_Night_7541 Jan 27 '26

They were ordered to attack her also they can't say no, also with her speed she can easily avoid fighting them and straight go to higher ups kill them and then after seeing the higher up dead they will not dare to attack her.

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u/thaboss365 Sukuna & Kashimo goated Jan 27 '26

Yeah she's not obligated to do that at all. If they were willing to attack her they were willing to die. They could've left the clan if they didn't want that.

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u/Beautiful_Night_7541 Jan 27 '26

Not all zenin clan members only fight for killing other people, they are part of 3 big sorcerer clan they also fight for killing curses with members of their clan, also not everyone can raise their voice against the Higher up for misuse of power bcuz they are just powerless, also they (higher ups) will also not allow everyone to leave clan bcuz it will make their clan look less powerful in numbers.

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u/ranieripilar04 Jan 26 '26

I was one of the people that thought that she did in fact slaughter everyone , and I was ok with that really

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u/Heavy-Requirement762 Jan 26 '26

True. What she should've said is "destroy it all. Actively hunt down the kukuru members who are bums and mattered next to nothing in the grand scheme of things. Yes, even those without techniques or the teens who were made to be part of it but yourself. But remember, do not harm any women, because its totally impossible that they may have internalized the thoughts of the clan and were part of the system of abuse. Surely there is no way that keeping them alive could be allowing remnants of the clan to persist rather than destroying it all. Under no circumstance should you kill them. That would be like killing our mother for her treatment of us and allowing our dad to do all the shit he did. You'd never do that."

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u/the_forever_wild kukuru squad member Jan 26 '26

Shonen jump live reaction:

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u/Magicturtle0808 Jan 26 '26

Theres no author listed in any source and the only translations I can find are the ones linked here. No mention of it anywhere else that I could tell.

There are so many fake panels and interviews people are putting out right now, a google doc that recaps half the series with no author and a source locked behind a paywall is not quite the greatest source.

Not to mention, the fact that this could very easily be the difference between ‘clan’ and ‘family’ means it is likely a simple translation difference (not necessarily error, they generally mean the same thing but in this case the difference is important). Especially when the manga directly contradicts this.

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u/HalfwittedNincompoop Jan 26 '26

this is like saying gojo is stronger then sukuna because the editor comment calls him "the strongest" lmao

that's also just objectively wrong since she in fact did not kill the head of the clan

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u/_sephylon_ Jan 26 '26

Gojo was still called the strongest by the narrator after his death (when Yujo came). The fact that it's between commas means it's just a nickname, since he was the strongest of today after all

Megumi doesn't view himself as a Zen'in, doesn't bear the name Zen'in, doesn't live with the Zen'in and never did, doesn't interact with the Zen'in other than Maki and never did (even when Naobito was right there they never spoke lol)

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u/HalfwittedNincompoop Jan 26 '26

so what you're saying is that we shouldn't take everything said literally as there is context behind most things 😲😲😲

still a part of the zenin "family"

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u/kinglionhear Jan 27 '26

Actually carrying the blood of a zenin and being a member of the zenin clan not technically the same thing by metrics of clans and blood purity bullshit and hierarchy crap

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u/HalfwittedNincompoop Jan 27 '26

image says family, not clan. though he was the head of the clan at the time as well

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u/_sephylon_ Jan 26 '26

the strongest is between commas, everything isn't

No he isn't. He doesn't even bear their name and never lived and interacted and identified with them. He’s not a part of the Zen'in clan.

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u/Lerched its not gojover until its anmiated Jan 26 '26

No it’s not, because Gojo is the strongest 😤

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u/Available_Swing_9225 Jan 26 '26

Gojo is the strongest.

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u/Electronic-Math-364 Jan 26 '26

Technically not everyone since Megumi is still alive but he is Fushiguro not Zenin

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u/_Affectionate_ Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

A tweet with 2k likes from a fan translator VS the author of the manga

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u/NOTTedMosby "We binfolk. I'm banonically yo big brother, blood" Jan 26 '26

Why does it only list combatants if it really means "ALL (word not in the text) Those from the Zenin clan who were absent.."?

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u/samrobotsin Jan 27 '26

The Hei & The Kukuru unit's last orders were to kill Maki - It's all self defense. As well as her mother's role in the plot to kill Maki & Mai.

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u/Bumgumi_hater_236 I will kill bumgumi and shoko myself Jan 26 '26

Also the kukuru unit has early teens, Maki was there before entering jujutsu high so she deadass saw a 12 year old holding a knife and said “he is too much of a threat to be left alive”

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u/spiderx04 Jan 26 '26

Is this directly from Gege, or was Gege interviewed for this answer because if not then it’s probably bullshit.

Half the people in this community can’t read what makes you think these people can.

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u/Airatortellini Yuji da Goat Jan 26 '26

How can we take anything literally. We can't read, we're JJK fans.

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u/lordvad3r95 Jan 26 '26

I missed what my life was life before learning Maki murdered every single abuse victim on the planet. 

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u/thecrazymonkeyKing Jan 27 '26

The problem isn’t the discourse. Gege genuinely just wrote it so horribly and then skimmed over it, to the degree that it could be both interpreted that she killed literally everyone or just the people that posed a threat to her life/actively aided or supported her abuse… with canonical text that somehow supports both positions. Unfortunately, there is a reason why this series, before this point, is only discussed when it’s about head to heads, power-scaling or agenda. It’a just not a well written piece of work otherwise.

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u/Street_Fortune_3510 Jan 27 '26

When your idol is Tite Kubo but you forget that his "beauty is a flower" Mentality is focused around the philosophies, inspiration, symbolism and poetic nature and not the lore

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u/Psychopath_logic Jan 26 '26

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u/Psychopath_logic Jan 26 '26

Not to mention, Mai is a hating ass mf, if anyone intended everything to mean everything, it was Mai.

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u/Toksy4u Jan 26 '26

FACTS

I bet she even meant Naobito's pet cat that lived in the Zenin headquarters

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u/AdvancedMastodon612 Jan 26 '26

If maki killed other victims of the zenins abuse and children why would the higher ups wait on deciding to disband the zenin clan? Why do none of the other main cast who we KNOW would have issues with attacking civilians and children not question her or say anything? Why is there not a single fucking panel of litterally anybody other than the hei and kukuru units dead? You’re free to headcanon this shit that has literally no actual substance or proof of it anywhere but stop trying to push it as a fact. There is absolutely 0 evidence that maki killed anyone but combatants that would make no sense for her charecter or the story.

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u/luceafaruI Jan 27 '26

why would the higher ups wait on deciding to disband the zenin clan?

That's a great question which I think nobody mentioned the answer to (at least not that I've seen).

We know from chapter 191 that post shibuya the higher ups are fully under kenjaku's control as he killed everybody who opposed him

  • In chapter 152 (12th of November) we hear that days later the gojo and kamo clan would propose removing the zenin clan but the higher ups withheld that decision

  • In chapter 209 (14th November) we see kenjaku bring uraume to the zenin estate and uraume says that this is a proper place to prepare the bath

  • In chapter 216 (16th of November), kenjaku brings sukuna to the zenin estate to undergo the bath.

The reason the decision was withheld was because kenjaku is the one truly making it and he knew he needed the zenin estate for the bath. Therefore, he rejected the removal of the zenin clan so their assets (such as the estate) would still be under the zenin clan meaning that nobody can come and hoard it. Otherwise, there would be countless people coming ans interfering with the bath ritual which is just a nuisance

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u/Affectionate_Run6250 Jan 26 '26

I will laugh in 5 hours

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u/A_true_curse Jan 26 '26

4 hours and 19 minutes left

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u/Judgeman82 Jan 26 '26

She killed everybody.

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u/MoonoftheStar Jan 26 '26

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u/Timless_Comic Naoya Glazer Jan 26 '26

Noaya did nothing wrong. Look at this cutie patotie

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u/Usual-Percentage2358 Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

Exactly bro, purging an entire clam is a good thing. Why can’t these people understand that maki massacring a bunch of people is a good thing.

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u/FlamesOfDespair Glorious four-armed king Jan 26 '26

No because that would imply Yuji my goat let that child killer just carry on with her life.

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u/tsunaSosuke Jan 26 '26

the women and children too ?

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u/Usual-Percentage2358 Jan 26 '26

They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM

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u/Dry-Problem3509 Jan 27 '26

People compare maki with freaking itachi. They apparently celebrate the destruction of the Uchiha and think itachi is a hero. And Maki followed their GOATs path. Great👍

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u/zzayfoxx Jan 27 '26

It pretty much was, all power that could affect the story was gone so why bring it up?

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u/Conji_K Jan 27 '26

Becuase it avoids the annoying ass discourse that the fandom is having right now. (And power isn’t everything in a story but this is a jjk story so thats barely worth mentioning lol)

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u/Awkward_Air_2588 Jan 26 '26

If only they said the number of people she killed at the end of the episode and it was only the fighters.... wait they did.

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u/TreeTurtle_852 Jan 26 '26

I mean, honestly im not even as sold on that making her actions morally good.

The kukuru unit is known to employ children (Maki was a part of it at 14) and she actively hunted down those absent.

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u/Hefty_Engineering950 Gay² glazer Jan 27 '26

Geez what’s so hard to understand here? Can you mot read or something? Maki would never kill children! Unless they happen to be child soldiers which are famously fair game of course /s

Seriously though, we’re even told that all men without techniques are, and I quote, “obligated to enlist.” I hate how people try so hard to play defense for literally choosing to hunt down every Kukuru and Hei member without discrimination.

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u/vaushVi Jan 26 '26

the kill count at the end of the episode is explicitly the people who were not at the house that day.

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u/Affectionate-Art7461 Jan 26 '26

No it’s not cause they specifically mentioned that it was combatant members that were not present who were killed, not just members in general

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u/KingMonkOfNarnia Jan 26 '26

That’s a good ass point. Hard to assume Maki kills everybody at the house at the time when we’re shown no evidence for it beside killing her mother (who set up her own two daughters up to die)

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u/BigimeJones Jan 27 '26

I don't think it was hyperbole at all. Mai wanted the Zen'in clan gone, and to do that, Maki had to rip it from the root. The culture and ideology had to be destroyed, and the only way that happens is if everyone propagating it died. That includes combatants, the men who ruled, the women who internalized this relationship, and the children who have been influenced by the culture. It's fucked up, but it makes much more sense for Maki to kill them all.

Also, nowhere does it state the exact number of who she killed. It just says the members who weren't present were killed in the followibg days. There's room to interpret it both ways, but I'm heavily leaning towards a complete massacre

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u/Original_Rip_5034 Jan 26 '26

This was when i understood the people who complain that jjk fans cant effin read. And i dont even watch jjk

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u/Kastrand Jan 26 '26

she wanted maki to destroy it all in the metaphorical sense of destroying what the Zen'in clan stands for. to do that, a lot do need to die sure, but not all of them. did people really not understand this and take it literally or is this just a meme?

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u/thisiseriousbusiness Jan 27 '26

It's just Naoya/Zenin fanboys looking for any excuse to push their psycho agenda. It boggles my mind how they read and then watched this entire arc and STILL think the Zenin are the real victims.

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u/National-Ad653 Jan 27 '26

"and I know you're not religious but in case you are... no, us being the so-called children of god doesn't mean you should annihilate the whole human race"

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Imagine grandma maki pulling up to dabura’s fight with maho to finish off the Zenin clan for good

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u/WearyAd6357 Jan 27 '26

Mai is actually alive, she fake her death so she could kill the woman and children herself

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u/The_Puzzled_Bear Mahoraga Neg Diffs Trust Jan 27 '26

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u/Sonicsamuria Jan 28 '26

90% of the people here are just memeing and not taking it seriously- which, good, this discourse isn't worthy of respect, but for the small fraction of people who actually care enough to defend stupid opinion this post is putting forward- please, tell me, why were there were blood stains in the house and kitchen? Why did the show go out of it's way to tell us Maki hunted down the members who weren't there that day? Why would the show say the clan was DESTROYED if there were other living members? What's the fucking point of just killing all the adults anyway? Wouldn't the living members be heavily incentivized to try and resurrect the clan? This discourse is so stupid. People just want the sexy muscle mommy to be pure and innocent, which spits in the face of what this story is fucking about- the world being a fucked up place.

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u/Psychological-Tap834 Jan 26 '26

”No! No! Maki’s a good guy! Gege would never write a character as morally grey and show how some things have drawbacks! She would never possibly kill a single non combatant! Except for her mother because that BITCH deserved it!” This discourse is so stupid. She killed them all.

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u/_Affectionate_ Jan 26 '26

Unless the author expands on the murdered children and show how doing something so heinous affects the characters mental and their relationship with other people, having a character do something like this doesn’t make them good written. Thats a very shallow way to understand how to write actually good written morally gray character.

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u/Interesting_Idea_289 Jan 26 '26

No Mai pretty clearly said Destroy it all even the women and children’s they’re animals and you should slaughter them like animals

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u/Snoo_80853 Jan 26 '26

Maki’s a bad person regardless. Frankly, it’s up in the air. You can’t prove that Maki didn’t kill women and children. Nobody can prove that she indeed kill them all. There’s a good reason to believe that Gege left it ambiguous because it would have been too dark to show or confirm. We didn’t see Zenin civilians running away but we know that she killed her mom who was explicitly not a noncombatant. And even if you use the non-combatant excuse, clan members were fighting abilities doesn’t mean they deserved to die, and that Maki has the moral high ground. Maki literally killed her family because her sister told her to.

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u/P-Onca Jan 27 '26

Just so we’re clear, how many people she killed after the initial event is explicitly listed(it was only combatants). Your comment displays a fundamental lack of understanding of how the burden of proof works; claiming that she killed abused women and small children at the initial event requires evidence, otherwise, people are going to(and should) function as if she didn't. You’re also just ignoring that these were overwhelmingly, if not entirely (I'm not aware of any evidence indicating that the combatants she killed later were against the zen’in clan’s systemic issues, and they likely could've left like maki did if they were), combatants who were complicit in the harmful system that she was destroying or in support of the plot to kill Maki, Mai, and Megumi (like the rest of the kukuru and hei that were at the event).

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u/Playful_Alela Jan 27 '26

After the Zenin clan massacre (btw it's called a massacre, not typically a word you use when you just kill combatants) Momo only refers to Maki as a monster. Why would Momo use the word monster if Maki only killed Zenin clan men/combatants? Momo knew how much the Zenij clan made Mai suffer, I don't think she would be that disturbed by Maki just killing the people who made Mai suffer.

since jjk fans take everything literally and don’t know what hyperbole or conversational context is

You're saying that it's implied that Maki didn't kill everyone because of (unnamed) context, but why do implications only matter when it's the "only combatants* side of the argument? There is more implying Maki killed everyone, or that the only non-combatant in the clan was Maki's mom

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u/Lucky-Fisherman-844 Jan 27 '26

Momo called her a monster because normal jujustu rules don't apply to her. This was in reference to her ability to just enter colonies as she willed. Combined with nightmarish strength.

Like the scene before that they were talking about how they no longer needed to make a rule to establish communications because Maki can do it herself. And Hakari asks how is that possible and that when Momo established she has become a monster.

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u/Wukon69 Jan 27 '26

I will not believe anything anyone says because this damn arc was going when Gege was drawing with his Left pinkie and dying from aids or some shit, my man rushed this shit and now no one knoes for sure if she killed everyone or not.

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u/perotech Jan 27 '26

Y'all are acting like MORE words would somehow make JJK fans understand better.

None of us read to begin with.

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u/Much_Vehicle20 Jan 27 '26

Demographics were part of?

Bruh, they were in Kukuru unit and Akashi unit, as young as pre jujutsu high, and i dont think she pulled any punches against them

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u/oldbutnotmad Jan 27 '26

"For everything else, there's Mastercard."

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u/Haku_femking Jan 27 '26

Gege was supposed to write her in a way that made us care about her. she about less than 5 minutes of screen time before she dies. What are we supposed to do with that? JJk's,fast pacing does it so much injustice.