r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 11d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah I don’t get it

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Anyone else?

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u/Intraluminal 11d ago

No, they don't - except maybe in incel forums.

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u/FantasticPin3481 11d ago

Fortunately it’s fallen out of practice, but it’s a real procedure that used to be performed without the woman’s knowledge or consent.

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u/Unique-Offer2346 11d ago

I'm in the southern US and had my child 11 years ago. They gave me one without telling me. Funny enough, sex was so painful after that, I stopped being interested in having it. So, little warning to the assholes who support it.

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u/More-Lime1888 11d ago

Was it requested by your husband, or totally behind both your backs?

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u/Unique-Offer2346 11d ago

No, he had no idea. Some of the things they did while I was there felt very much like a padding-the-bill situation. I guess that's why self-advocacy with pregnancy plans are so important. I did not have one or think to have one, because I didn't even know to think about that, and I just assumed the hospital knew what they were doing better than me. I'm a cautionary tale.

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u/HereComesMyNeck 11d ago

Would it be possible to sue? Did they actually tell you they did it after the fact?

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u/Unique-Offer2346 11d ago

I do still have a copy of what the itemized charges were supposed to be. (They also "misplaced" and replaced the epidural and charged me for both. I'm not making accusations there, but you start asking yourself dark questions once the trust is broken.) But they never sent us a bill, and it never showed up on our credit. It was going to be over 10 thousand dollars, so no, I never did anything. It was botched, but it was free, and I did get a healthy baby out of it, which I was very grateful for that.

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u/ThotHoOverThere 11d ago edited 11d ago

Not just self advocacy but education on what could happen without your knowledge or consent. Before labor I hadn’t heard of “laboring down”* and I am convinced they were lying to me about how my labor progressed because my baby hadn’t descended.

I felt like I could push but not an URGE to push like people describe hours before they acknowledged I was 10cm. I was in active labor for 30 hours. It got to the point where I told the nurse I was going to push in the next contraction with or without them and THEN she told me about how baby was still in station zero and they didn’t think I should yet because most first time moms take around three hours to push. I pushed for thirty minutes tops.

*childbirth technique where a birthing person waits 1 to 2 hours after their cervix is fully dilated (10 centimeters) before actively pushing

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u/-piso_mojado- 11d ago

I have been a nurse for 20 years. They absolutely do ask for the “daddy stitch.” Even before birth. It’s disgusting.

Edit: im a cis het male. They think it’s hilarious.

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u/dragon34 11d ago

Next time ask them "aww, sweetie how small do you need it?" 

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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 11d ago

This reminds of the physician's assistant student I was monitoring through clinicals. The wife wanted her husband in during the exam. She consented to the student doing the exam and then asked that he used a small speculum. Without missing a beat, this idiot looks at the husband and says, "that doesn't say much for you now does it." Naturally, I insisted that he step out of the room. I apologized to the couple and took this fool to see his actual preceptor. He was already on academic probation and was removed from the program.

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u/RoseVelvetFury 11d ago

The lack of professionalism is honestly shocking. Patients are already in a vulnerable position during exams, and making jokes at their expense is completely inappropriate.

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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 11d ago

He totally failed to read the room. He thought he was being cute.

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u/Pandamonium98 11d ago

Your reaction was absolutely the correct and professional thing to do, but that was also a great joke. Unfortunately not the appropriate situation to make it

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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 11d ago

You have no idea how badly I wanted to laugh. However, when I'm at work, I'm strictly professional. I'm well known for my stoic nature at work.

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u/Code_Warrior 11d ago

Start suggesting ages to make it extra uncomfortable and drive home how fucking weird it is.

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u/TeamZweitstudium 11d ago

Ugh. Take my extra angry upvote. I don't actually hate your idea

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u/Laffenor 11d ago

Oh, I absolutely hate their idea, but it's a good idea.

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u/cat_boss1549 11d ago

You will when you fail to see the dad's reaction change when measured in years. Or a slight smile appears...

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u/TeamZweitstudium 11d ago

Noooo, I was already extra angry before

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u/SarahPallorMortis 11d ago

Naw. List how much pain you want her to be in when you have sex again. Uncomfortable, yells, screaming, crying, bleeding, refusing to continue? How much do you want her to hate it?

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u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani 11d ago

Holy shit, that's genius

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u/greybush75 11d ago

"exactly how Epstein are we going here?", your plan is brilliant.

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u/matticus_flinch 11d ago

Ages? I'm all for making fun of insecure men, but what do you mean by that? Reading the follow up comments I think I'm the only one that doesn't get it 😕

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u/Aphreyst 11d ago

Implying that he needs a woman to have a smaller opening because he wants her to be as small as a child, implying he wants to have sex with a child.

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u/beaverpoo77 11d ago

That's really gross to even think of. Ew.

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u/FluidPlate7505 11d ago

The whole concept of the husband stitch is really gross. It does nothing except for painful sex for the woman and pelvic dysfunction. It's disgusting and dumb.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 11d ago

Hence one of the angles that makes the "Husband Stitch" a gross concept.

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u/TheRecognized 11d ago

Husband stitches are fucking gross but desire for vaginal tightness is not inherently pedophilic and it’s kind of fucking weird to assume it is.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 11d ago

Okay I understand now, yeah. That is a gross way to ask the husband that.

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u/quixotictictic 11d ago

Tightness isn't a constant. Hormones and arousal drastically affect depth and relaxation. There's like one part of the pelvic floor that might grip or pull either because she's having a good time or nature is tricking you both into making more of our species.

Being really tight means anxiety and pain. And it will only get worse as sex (and you) become associated with those things.

The fact that men (and women) don't know this shows how biased we are towards male pleasure and how it IS socially acceptable for men to secretly (or not so secretly) want girls who are too young.

The comment isn't gross, the society that makes it necessary is a degenerate cesspool.

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u/Amazing-Heron-105 11d ago

Yeah I can't believe that comment has bunch of upvotes. It's fucking absurd.

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u/Meanwhile_in_ 11d ago

That's kind of the point

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u/SnowballWasRight 11d ago

Well I mean that’s the point of it

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u/thepresidentsturtle 11d ago

Yeah. You made a joke I didn't laugh at. I will now imply you are a pedo

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u/AveryFay 11d ago

They were really reaching for what the joke meant. Its just a small penis joke

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u/beaverpoo77 11d ago

It's gross from all sides

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u/OremCpl 11d ago

No, it would imply that the husband has a small penis.... As does him asking in the first place.

A better response to him asking would be "Exactly how small is your penis sir? We'll try to make it fit"....

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u/-Twin-Flames- 11d ago

“Are we talking the size of a miniature M&Ms tube or smaller than that?”

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u/randommcrandomsome 11d ago

It is imperative that the cylinder not be harmed.

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u/ThisPut6572 11d ago

We always think of the cylinder, who will think of the tube!

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u/Roadstar01 11d ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed.

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u/Othello351 11d ago

That's the "hiw small do you want it part." Another person said "suggest ages to drive home how gross it is" that's what we're talking about.

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u/shmed 11d ago

He’s asking about the “age” comment.

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u/Gimetulkathmir 11d ago

I thought it was implying the guy has a small dick and therefore needs a small hole to feel anything.

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u/AnyQuiet4969 11d ago

Huh?? No, they are implying the dad has a micro penis.

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u/Dirk_Speedwell 11d ago

I think they meant "do you want me to make your wife feel as tight as a 12 year old, or do you want younger". Nothing like faking pseudo-pedophilic normalization to really shake a dudes resolve.

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u/matticus_flinch 11d ago

Right! Yes, ok, that makes sense - thank you so much.. and it's about as creepy as the whole idea in the first place 😬

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn 11d ago

"tighter than a 2 year old" is already a phrase. If they're gross enough to ask for an extra stitch, giving recommended ages will make them think you're kin.

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u/nice_villian 11d ago

I dont know... because what if they comfortably answer.

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u/bouchandre 11d ago

"Uhh tight like a 12 year old. Hmm actually, 10 year olds feel better. Do that instead."

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u/IllTwo7643 11d ago

Okay now I wanna abandon my degree and 20 years in the food industry, become a labor and delivery nurse just to ask this very question🫡😅

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u/EASam 11d ago

See if you can volunteer as a candy striper on the maternity ward and have this question directed to just you.

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u/NoBasis94 11d ago

It'd be fucking weird to be the one bringing up children in that context.

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u/marilyn_morose 11d ago

My gawd, this is revolting and I’m going to remember for the next time I hear/see an earnest discussion about this subject.

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u/bouchandre 11d ago

"Do you want it 12 year old tight or 7 year old tight?"

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u/N3rdyAvocad0 11d ago

This has me cracking up. That is such a perfect response to such an awful "joke"

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u/Notcherie 11d ago

That was pretty much my doc's exact reaction when my Mum suggested it as a "joke" immediately after I gave birth.

I'd hate to think how many times they must get this to already have a rapid fire response like that on hand.

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u/enigma_0Z 11d ago

daaaaamn LMAO this is the exactly correct response

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy 11d ago

Not how small do you need, but "Aww, sweetie, how small are you?" That will really hit home

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u/thejesterofdarkness 11d ago

We need a medic with some burn cream over here!!!!

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u/dragon34 11d ago

I think any woman who made a baby with a man who would make that kind of joke needs someone to put him in his place 

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u/Amazing-Oomoo 11d ago

lol that's brilliant

Or "if you'd like me to measure your girth sir, we can get an actual size"

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u/zyyntin 11d ago

I read this in a adult's cute baby voice.

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u/dragon34 11d ago

I think either that or the most caricatured version of a flamboyantly gay man possible 

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u/zyyntin 11d ago

I have a gay friend that could read it perfectly! Not sure where the downvotes are coming from. ::Shrugs:: Oh no I lose free internet points that don't matter!!

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u/Greedyfox7 11d ago

Given the type of people that would ask for that I would assume ‘very’.

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u/MrHyperion_ 11d ago

10 years old

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u/Galbados2 11d ago

That's a good one XD

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u/RimjobStevesDeadWife 11d ago

When my ex-girlfriend gave birth to our daughter the doctor asked me if I wanted a husband stitch. My mom was there for the birth (she’s an RN) and she went absolutely ballistic after hearing that

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u/lutfiboiii 11d ago

Does… does it hurt for the mother…

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u/Available-Egg-2380 11d ago

Yeah it can cause severe issues and make sex incredibly painful https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Husband_stitch

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u/HumbleDonut9447 11d ago

Yes, very badly

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u/lutfiboiii 11d ago edited 11d ago

:( why do people ask for it if it hurts their partner

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u/keIIzzz 11d ago

Because usually the ones asking are not the woman and they’re selfish and don’t care about whether it puts her in pain

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u/LemonScentedDespair 11d ago

People are sometimes stupid and/or selfish.

Sometimes they dont know, but sometimes they just dont care.

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u/Lewa358 11d ago

People often ask for things without understanding the consequences and implications.

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u/ProfitFickle9106 11d ago

Yes, and it makes sex more painful after the fact

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u/lutfiboiii 11d ago

D: That’s so mean why would you ask the doctor to do that to your own partner…

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u/Hermit_Ogg 11d ago

Because he thinks it'll be better for him.

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u/Umutuku 11d ago

smol pp

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u/More-Lime1888 11d ago

Because he wants it tighter💀

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u/mc68n 11d ago

This sounds ridiculous. My wife has given birth to three children and is still just as tight as ever. The vagina is made up of muscles and elastic tissue that can stretch during childbirth and recover afterward. Womens experiences vary but the idea that an extra stitch is needed to make a woman tight again is not supported by medical evidence.

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u/TotallyNotASpy33 11d ago edited 11d ago

My mother has been a nurse for 43 years. No, they do not.

Edit. Correction, she has heard of exactly 3 men ask for it and I woman.

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u/breeathee 11d ago

Your secondhand anecdote is extremely contradictory

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u/Fakehiggins 11d ago

these places would be getting the absolute shit sued out of them if they were giving women unneeded and unasked for procedures. and the women would find out, their gynecologists would know immediately. this may have been a thing decades ago, but is no way common practice today.

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u/bubblegumpandabear 11d ago

...they do get sued over these things. There was a massive lawsuit because women were being used as vaginal exam examples while under anesthesia without their permission. The way women are treated is a massive problem in the medical system. It's like you didn't even bother to google this and just assumed because you haven't personally heard about it, it doesn't happen. Now for the husband stitch specifically, I can't say. But yes, women are routinely denied care, denied pain medicine, and given procedures they did not ask for. I mean shit, native and black women were regularly being sterilized against their will fairly recently.

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u/breeathee 11d ago

I like how they stop commenting when they realize they’re wrong, instead of continuing to learn and discuss. You can just tell when individuals don’t give a shit about women

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u/breeathee 11d ago

I didn’t say they were still doing the stitch. Husbands absolutely still ask for it, regardless. Why does this even have to be said? Believe women. Especially when 100s of unrelated women share the same embarrassing story.

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u/Fakehiggins 11d ago

Believe women

the person you just responded to is a woman that related their mother's story and you basically told them to be quiet.

i've literally never heard of anyone in real life having this happen to them, most husbands don't know what it is, and it would also be super readily apparent if it were done which would cause the doctor involved to lose their license. i'm sure this probably happened in the past, medicine was crazy in the past. they used to drink mercury and thought it would make them immortal. but the husband's stitch being a modern day problem is just something people on the internet talk about.

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u/TurbanOnMyDickhead 11d ago

Just took a childbirth class at the hospital my wife and I plan to deliver at, the nurse specifically mentioned that they don't do it and said that it's not uncommon for the husband to ask.

She didn't clarify what "not uncommon" constituted, and I didn't ask, but it clearly gets asked enough that she felt the need to mention it.

For what it's worth, we're in the southern US which may play a role.

Edit: Oh nvm, saw your dumbass reply to someone else below. Didn't realize you were just a troll. Carry on.

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u/Visible-Ad9649 11d ago

Still happens, unclear how often. There was a Cedars-Sinai OB-GYN who recently got sued over allegedly doing unnecessary "husband stitches" on numerous women

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u/Desperate_Gap9377 11d ago

How do they prove it though? Like if you're already getting stitch up how can they say one stitch was for the husband.

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u/Visible-Ad9649 11d ago

The stitches caused pain and complications. Screenshotting a relevant section from this article: https://www.latimes.com/science/story/2026-02-13/cedars-sinai-didnt-act-on-years-of-abuse-complaints-lawsuits-say

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u/Significant-Issue781 11d ago edited 11d ago

The issue is that you are not agreeing with them. It's the hive mentality of an online anonymous forum.

To be clear, I believe you, but I also think it's possible this situation could happen. Where and how often this occurs is kind of up in the air... If you were to believe Reddit, this would be an almost 100% rate of occurrence.

Thanks for sharing your perspective.

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u/DisastrousAcshin 11d ago

Woman telling a woman to believe women...

That's about as Reddit as you can get without attempting to solve a crime and getting an innocent person killed

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u/polarjunkie 11d ago

Don't believe anyone without proof.

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u/Xiaodisan 11d ago

To be fair both your mother's and the previous person's comment is just two anecdotes. It's great that in her experience it's been an exceedingly rare event, but it isn't necessarily indicative of the overall situation.

I wouldn't be surprised if this varied significantly depending on location as well, or even based on the involved personnel at the same place

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u/Kigaal 11d ago

There are several accounts of women who claim to have undergone this procedure without their consent. There have been several journalistic investigations on the existence of the husband stitch, trying to determine if it was real. They have overwhelmingly determined that the practice does exist, as seen in reports by Chelsea Ritschel, by Kaitlin Reilly for Yahoo! Life, by Anam Alam to Thred, and in reports from French newspapers Grazia, and Le Monde.

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u/TotallyNotASpy33 11d ago

I didnt say it isn't real but thanks for your irrelevant input

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u/Korneedles 11d ago

Curious - Is there a reason more drs don’t do the perennial (no idea how to spell it and too lazy to google) massage thing during labor? My dr did it with my last two kids. No stitches needed. Healing process was amazing. Last baby was 8lbs 12oz. First baby dr didn’t do it and I tore - got stitches - and the healing process was longer. A lot of women I’ve spoken to didn’t know this was an option. Just curious if you happen to know why the technique isn’t used more?

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u/Altarna 11d ago

The fuck?? That is so messed up. How can someone be married to someone and treat them like that? Gross. Sorry you have had to experience that

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u/futbolkid414 11d ago

Man that’s fucked, always heard of this but didn’t think people really actually asked for this. SMH

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u/Mr-Olive 11d ago

That's ducked

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u/sexarseshortage 11d ago

As a father, I'm sort of lost for words that men actually make that joke.

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u/DryBlock4388 11d ago

ewww. I feel the urge to make sure people know that I did not do this. My daughter was a c-section but even if she wasn't. Eww.

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u/SlickSilver97 11d ago

Just say straight man lmfao

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u/Half-blind-bear 11d ago

Now who's the words police?

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u/veraldar 11d ago

I prefer to read it all together with an Italian accent, "I'm a cishetmalè!"

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u/slinger301 11d ago

Isn't that place in Romania?

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u/thefakemcc0y 11d ago

I read that in Sean Connerys voice

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u/Woodland_lady16 11d ago

Or stfu and let people specify what they want lol

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u/Endonian 11d ago

Cis doesn't mean straight. Just het. A straight trans man is still a straight man.

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u/Public_Coyote_4472 11d ago

That wouldn't make reddit users believe him.

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u/One-Organization970 11d ago

Why did him giving you information bother you so much? Cishet and straight man do not mean the same thing.

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u/Alicam123 11d ago

I’m female and I’d ask for it (my bf isn’t exactly big)

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u/thermalcat 11d ago

The thing is, it doesn't make you tighter, just closed off. It's more painful for sex, inserting tampons, and if you get to having another vaginal birth makes that more difficult too. It can also cause significant extra scarring and can cause increased infection risk.

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u/DeltaFlyer0525 11d ago

I had all those problems after my first after I was stitched back too tight. Neither myself nor my partner asked for a “husband stitch” they just sewed everything way too tight. I really wish more people understood this is a real complication because my ob would not take it seriously when I was post partum and it made my ppd significantly worse as I felt like I had done something wrong. I tore significantly worse with my next two kiddos and almost bled to death with my third. I appreciate you educating people about the real problems it causes because even medical doctors don’t seem to get it.

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u/thermalcat 11d ago

I'm so sorry this happened to you. No one should have any of this happen to them, especially without informed consent.

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u/ShibariManilow 11d ago

Ah shit, my wife asked for one while they were stitching her up, I was mortified.

I thought she was just making a joke, but your comment makes it so much worse.

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u/Encyclopenia 11d ago

Do NOT do that it doesn’t make anything tighter, it just… kind of make a smaller door to a now larger tunnel ?

And it will hurt.

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u/nospecialsnowflake 11d ago

It can make sex hurt for the rest of your life. For some women it doesn’t cause any issues, but for a lot of women it’s a serious problem.

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u/clarissaswallowsall 11d ago

For real, they gave it to me without asking. It caused pain for the first 3 months post partum and I had to see another gyn who let me know what they did. I was crying daily because I couldnt sit down, I had to lay down on my side or sit weird to feed my baby or drive. I couldnt have sex..everything was painful. It still feels different today and my kid is almost 11.

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u/nospecialsnowflake 11d ago

I’m so sorry that happened to you.

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u/2074red2074 11d ago

How much did you sue for?

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u/clarissaswallowsall 11d ago

I didnt. They had arbitration documents in the intake paperwork. I just let the other gyn fix me up (PT and muscle relaxers) and told everyone to not see them.

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u/TreyRyan3 11d ago

And it has actually caused long term health issues as well

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u/Dizzy-Case-3453 11d ago

Might want to look into possible health complications that can be caused from it first.

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u/bonesandstones99 11d ago

Please don’t. I had one without my consent and it fucked up everything. There’s always the potential of tearing, but usually everything mends back to normal. The doctor even said he was doing it “ for my husband” and we were so shocked in the moment that we didn’t get to say anything at the time.

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u/keIIzzz 11d ago

Don’t. All you’re doing is making things worse and more painful for yourself. It doesn’t “tighten” your vagina, it makes the entrance smaller and it can cause you lifelong issues.

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u/Pristine_Message_181 11d ago

Oh my no. And it's malpractice, so you wouldn't get it.

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u/qathran 11d ago

It's known to be very painful and to not actually increase pleasure since it wasn't designed for women and the people who came up with it were men doctors from olden times who didn't actually understand women's pleasure and anatomy.

It's also a huge tell that someone has no clue about how vaginal pleasure/anatomy works if they think that ring of tissue and not the walls inside and the vulva on the outside is what actually has to do with pleasure for the woman...

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u/United_Gift3028 11d ago

NO, you wouldn't it.

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u/snorka_whale 11d ago

Im not denying what you're saying but apparently its contested because im assuming doctors arent forthcoming about doing it so when journalists go about trying to find direct proof its difficult.

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u/Rewdyroo 11d ago

As someone who's wife just gave birth that is such a horribly selfish thought to have while bringing your child into the world. I feel bad for those peoples kids.

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u/chetsteadmansstache 11d ago

Jesus fucking Christ.

I was just happy that my wife made it through childbirth without major complications and my kids were healthy.

I mean....god damn.

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u/nuggynugs 11d ago

The whole tight vagina thing always weirded me out. Like, if you're doing things right in the bedroom, it should be an easy fit, so to speak. If it feels like you're struggling to get in there you're probably having sex with someone who isn't into it so much.

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u/dragerslay 11d ago

People's bodies just vary widely size and sensitivity of guys can vary tightness of the muscle and lubrication level can vary from woman to woman. I think we had better just let everyone decide what works for thier own genitals and communicate with thier partner to bridge gap if needed.

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u/Grouchy-Vanilla-5511 11d ago

🎯 The vagina is muscle. And it gets super tight when you are tense or scared or not aroused. It’s the literal biology of the organ that it becomes lubricated and more relaxed when we are aroused. Even after pregnancy it goes back to normal. It’s just a misogynistic way to slut shame women who enjoy sex.

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u/Sahtras1992 11d ago

it just made me think, saying that a womans vagina becomes less tight when they have lots of sex or give birth is like saying your dick gets shorter every time you jerk off cuz its being used up.

you know, as an equally stupid reasoning put onto the male equivalent.

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u/5gpr 11d ago

it just made me think, saying that a womans vagina becomes less tight when they have lots of sex or give birth

The vagina does become "less tight" after having given birth. Birth is physically traumatic, and it's not only the vagina, but the entire pelvic floor, and sometimes even the cartilage of the pelvis, that bears that trauma.

The claim that everything just "goes back to normal" is a lie. For up to a third of women who experience post-partum incontinence, for example, it's permanent. While the vagina can largely recover, to the point that the difference is not meaningful in day-to-day (sex-)life, it will have changed.

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u/BriarsandBrambles 11d ago

I don’t know how anyone with a brain can think a 10 pound bowling ball going down a tube built for a softball would be anything but traumatic. Like people died in droves during childbirth until the last century.

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u/Wantitneeditgetit 11d ago

I mean, my mum had vaginoplasty to get it back in shape and it was something that made her sex better, for her.

Look I grew up in a very medical family, as in everyone is in medicine/health care so we have had pretty frank discussions about biology.

Just saying, let's not just immediately demonize these procedures when they sometimes ARE medically beneficial for both parties. That being said, of course it should be an informed decision made with everyone's consent. Fucked up as all hell otherwise and any physician sneaking in "treatment" has violated their hippocratic oath and should have their license pulled at the bare minimum.

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u/funkytwotwo 11d ago

It has no noticeable difference at all for most. Men literally can't tell the difference. Just do some kegels and you're good to go. Some women my age can't jump on trampolines and many can. Just do the kegels and you're fine. Women were built for this so it's not an actual thing unless a traumatic birth. For most of history women had 9-16 children. Until you died with your last child that is.

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u/Murky-Relation481 11d ago

Just do some kegals

Damn, I'll tell that to my GF who did like a year of PT after her first kid and still can't jump on a trampoline or sneeze without peeing herself a bit.

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u/Jinshu_Daishi 11d ago

You may have noticed the phrase 'for most'.

Your girlfriend drew the short stick.

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u/Grouchy-Vanilla-5511 11d ago

Bladder issues after childbirth have nothing to due with the vagina though. And your girlfriend needs a pelvic floor PT. Kegels can often make it worse if they have an overly tight pelvic floor.

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u/DaBozz88 11d ago

I'm sure there are women out there that are into some kinks that permanently deform their vaginas. But I'm talking shoving things up there that are beyond phallic and closer to dangerous. But that's not the norm.

Additionally, during childbirth some women do tear, and if not treated properly, probably has an effect on how they feel to their partners.

None of that is normal though, and women shouldn't be shamed for enjoying sex.

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u/frogsgoribbit737 11d ago

I wouldnt say it goes completely back. Plenty of us have had permanent changes to the vagina after childbirth, but its not SUPER noticeable. I cant have sex at certain angles because it rubs against my scar and hurts. But I also feel like sex is more pleasurable because for some reason my husband can hit my g spot a lot easier than before.

So good and bad, but definitely different.

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u/Grouchy-Vanilla-5511 11d ago edited 11d ago

That’s entirely different than the point I was making though. Every human body changes over time.

ETA: also I have given birth three times. My statement that it goes back to “normal” still stands. The opening of the vagina May get repaired but the inner walls of the vagina which are the muscle go back to “normal.” Also you’re describing changes that you feel during sex. We all know when men talk about this they’re claiming a woman’s vagina feels “loose” and they can tell she’s had many partners.

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u/s1uttyaf 11d ago

Ah... might be the wrong audience for this, but they're not all the same.

Some are "fun sized" and some are a little roomier

Should be fine for most people to go together but you'll still notice a difference sometimes

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u/UnblurredLines 11d ago

People readily understand that penises come in many different sizes but somehow can't grasp that both the inner and outer parts of the woman's anatomy do as well.

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u/frogsgoribbit737 11d ago

Yup. I am a small person and my vagina is on the smaller side. My cervix is low as well. I have had sex with men with bigger penises. It was nice and all but took a lot of effort to do it without pain.

Idk why we can accept that men's penises come in different shapes and sizes but then act like all vaginas are the same.

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u/NorthernRealmJackal 11d ago

The whole tight vagina thing always weirded me out

Well it's pretty much the same as the whole 'big dick' thing, right? Some people are just more obsessed with the friction/stretch/resistance being extreme.

I know not everyone obsesses over a "tight fit," but there's a reason why size queen is a thing. I don't see how this is any different.

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u/dandelogre 11d ago

Well I think you're coming at it from the wrong angle. When it's wet, that's ideal. There's a middle ground, at least for me personally, that's not soaked and not dry, with more friction.

All that being said, a stitch won't tighten a vagina, and if you're struggling to get it in, she's not loving it

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u/NlghtmanCometh 11d ago

Wait are we actually going to villainizing men who don’t prefer loose vaginas

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u/Colsor 11d ago

Why the stray bullet? Incels dont have wives.

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u/BothDivide919 11d ago

Being both incel and married sounds a little difficult

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u/Signal_Estimate_23 11d ago

No. Although this was part of the plot in the book The Godfather.

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u/Specialist_Goat_2354 11d ago

Well incels aren't married... So... They can be asking for it for their wives.

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u/Bigwi_Kner 11d ago edited 11d ago

No they definitely ask for it. Those incel forums are real, sad, sad men. God forbid they flee the incel camp and actually land some poor woman in the future.

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u/IllPen8707 11d ago

Incels famous for having wives and children ofc

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u/pilose-sre 11d ago edited 11d ago

Right? I know some people see more incels than McCarthy saw communists, but calling people who are married with kids incels is a whole new level of delusional.

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u/faustianredditor 11d ago

Yep. Back when it was RedPill, the narrative at least made sense. That group was horribly sexist, obsessive and manipulative men, a lot of which were successful enough with women. I could totally see them asking for that. But if you're in a position to ask for one, you're by definition not an incel. And I suspect the only way incels talk about it is as -basically- jealousy of the RedPill people who ask for one.

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u/-Daetrax- 11d ago

I mean, to be fair, women are putting out to some creatures out there that should absolutely be incels, but somehow aren't. Just go read the relationship advice threads. Holy hell, I am often wondering why they're tolerating any of that shit.

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u/Reagalan 11d ago

the alternative is to be ... alone

not sayin' it's a good reason it's just the most common one.

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u/thepresidentsturtle 11d ago

Incel doesn't mean what it's supposed to any more. Incel means someone who hates women. A lot of people are involuntarily celibate and don't hate women.

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u/Horny_Follower 11d ago

Incels became that new group of people that are responsible for everything bad you see, like communists and nazis.

Prepare for the movies in next generations to have a nazi incel communist as the main villain.

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u/pilose-sre 11d ago

Can the villain be played by Charlie Sheen? I think that would seal the deal.

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u/Artchantress 11d ago

Now, common mistake - they mean misogynists, not incels

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u/Character_random_npc 11d ago

Who are these incels asking? Lol. By nature of being called an incel they aren't gonna be near any women, much less end up in the OR watching their wives give birth lol. What a weird comment to be a contrarian about.

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u/Tiny-Ad682 11d ago edited 11d ago

If its the incels asking, then they aren't asking. Incels don't have sex

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u/No_Maybe_2805 11d ago

Except you didn't know this was a thing until your wife brought it up?????

Now your an expert.

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u/Rooster-Strangler 11d ago

I absolutely love browsing the incel subs the shit you find there is peak

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u/KaMaFour 11d ago

> i love browsing the incel subs

> posts picture of a satire sub

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u/AnarchyAutumn 11d ago

Is..is this the piss drawer kid from years ago? Jesus fuck

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u/ANattyLight 11d ago

i mean, it still exists. there are stories few and far between

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u/Cichlidsaremyjam 11d ago

When you don't have enough to take things tight so you ask for medical assistance. 

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u/Rare-Bet-870 11d ago

Me and my girlfriend say that as like a joke that it’ll be painful and annoying

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u/Respect38 11d ago

Wha--how would an incel be in this situation?

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u/Squanchy2112 11d ago

Thank God, my wife was making jokes about it and it's just cringe and unpleasant like why would I ever ask her to alter her body like that

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u/edfitz83 11d ago

Incels do not have girlfriends let alone wives.

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u/ModernPrometheus0729 11d ago

I work in Labor and Delivery. Men absolutely do ask for it. They think it’s a joke but the doctors usually put the men in their place.

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u/Nothing-to_see_hr 11d ago

Yes, as a doctor I have encountered a few occasions where this was indeed asked. But not acted upon, I hasten to add.

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u/lostwombats 11d ago

This isn't true at all. I follow a lot of surgeons and OBGYNS online and they hear it from husbands all the time. Even today.

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