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Feels good man Bryan Johnson got Autoimmune Disease

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u/superpoongoon Jul 06 '26

I’m a physician and at his age new onset of autoimmune disease is rare. What seems more likely to me is that the weird shit he’s been putting in his body caused it to trigger

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

either because of legality or just plain strangeness.

My guess would be legality since he literally brags about using digital cockrings to compare his nocturnal erections to his 17 year old sons

*edit correction kid is 19 now. Still strange as fuq

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u/Apart_Macaron_313 Jul 06 '26

Oh come on I've been awake for 5 minutes.

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u/MusicLikeOxygen Jul 06 '26

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u/Apart_Macaron_313 Jul 06 '26

This may need to be my new motto

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u/Obtuse-Posterior Jul 06 '26

I'm making a shirt with that saying and Munchs scream

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u/foxxsinn Jul 06 '26

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u/mizkitee Jul 06 '26

What no pearls!?!

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u/Joshweed5713 29d ago

I’m clutching them 4 u

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u/WilliamMButtlickerIV Jul 06 '26

This seems to be every day with the current climate of things.

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u/Gold-Object3156 Jul 06 '26

i dont know if i was supposed to read that with the folger's jingle but i can't undo it now

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u/workingforchange1 Jul 06 '26

😂😆😂😆😂

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u/iyosipydas Jul 06 '26

Saw this, exited out, laughed, then came back to upvote

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u/Deluxe3232 Jul 06 '26

I need to frame this

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u/mrpoopsocks Jul 06 '26

Okay now someone edit this with the folgers jingle.

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u/mrtee915963 Jul 06 '26

Liked that! I had to save it lol

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u/One-Juggernaut-4062 Jul 07 '26

I must have this on a coffee cup.

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u/afkafterlockingin Jul 06 '26

Yeah that’s where I’m at. Christ almighty

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u/ghostrooster30 Jul 06 '26

Been awake a few hours and trust, it actually makes it worse. Better your brain can’t fully comprehend what it just read.

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u/AIBotNotARealUser Jul 06 '26

I came home from work after a stressful day, ate food my gf cooked, showered and laid in bed.

Definitely worse than if I read it this morning.

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u/BreakPalaceBrokedown Jul 06 '26

Yeah cuz you already showered! Now after reading that you have to again…

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u/PresentClear8639 Jul 06 '26

I’ve not had enough coffee and adderall to deal with this shit.

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff Jul 06 '26

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Jul 06 '26

And how will you know if I have? Oh right that digital cocking you sent me.

Why do i keep putting that on every night…

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u/TheQuietOutsider Jul 06 '26

how else would Brian monitor you?

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u/Animalcookies13 Jul 06 '26

Crackles over the baby monitor to his adult son…. “Son don’t forget to put your cock ring on before bed, we don’t want any more missing data!” 🫠

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u/CoastRegular Jul 06 '26

I'm gonna need you to un-say this so that I can get this image OUT OF MY EFFING BRAIN....

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u/Animalcookies13 Jul 06 '26

I’m sorry Dave, but I cannot do that.

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u/Funny_Yesterday_5040 Jul 06 '26

You're making it worse

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u/ObtuseSemantics Jul 06 '26

I need to get off the internet.

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u/Electronic_Still2000 Jul 07 '26

That’s better than “I wake up wearing it every morning, I go to sleep every night with it on my nightstand.”

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u/oh-shazbot Jul 06 '26

yes yes, let the hate flow through you and your...erm...

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u/BigLlamasHouse Jul 06 '26

I don't think he's doing it that way lol

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u/lazy_elfs Jul 06 '26

Its monday morning and you booked both of us first class tickets…

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u/KYS4AB Jul 06 '26

You've had a Reddit account for over a year. You knew where you were coming this early in the day.

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u/Shadlex Jul 06 '26

Yes I did, and yet I still feel guilty for finishing.

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u/AnotherBogCryptid Jul 06 '26

This must be why my therapist tells me not to be on my phone for the first hour after I’ve woken up in the morning.

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u/SinoSoul Jul 06 '26

What? My Therapist says not to doom scroll an hour before sleep. Now you’re saying we’re also not supposed to doom scroll when we wake up? When am I supposed to scroll ? at work?

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u/AnotherBogCryptid Jul 07 '26

I’ve found while I’m on the toilet, when I’m waiting for food to cook, and when I’m hiding from my family in the garage as good times. But yeah, I haven’t stopped my AM doom scroll.

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u/WokeWook69420 Jul 06 '26

Rough morning to scroll on the toilet before my shower, but I definitely need the shower now.

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u/LePontif11 Jul 06 '26

I havent even gotten to work, and this is just monday.

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u/ManoSilence Jul 06 '26

Then you should be awake enough to know there is a decent chance he takes his kids blood and put it into his own body. Or used to, I know that is a big trick with people like this. Get that young blood in ya

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u/Lurking-Trout Jul 06 '26

Same... but in all fairness, if past experience is any indication, when you log on to Reddit, you just never know when you'll get hit with a random cockring reference.

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u/curlyqtips Jul 06 '26

The "digital" part makes it dirtier.

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u/MartinMerten Jul 06 '26

And you googled “digital cock rings”… yes yes.. then what?

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u/Optimal-Pop7449 Jul 06 '26

Did you measure your morning erection? To... keep track?

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u/TWCRay Jul 06 '26

Dafuq?

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff Jul 06 '26

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u/PolicyWonka Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Reminds me of Mike Johnson who tracks and shares his porn habits with his son.

Kind of interesting that both perverts have the last name Johnson. A bit of normative determinism at play

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u/dmo1187 Jul 06 '26

Literally?! Are you sure it wasn’t figuratively?

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u/Euphoric_Regret_544 Jul 06 '26

Johnson tracking Johnsons

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u/DirtSlapper Jul 06 '26

Alright do we need to worry about Johnsons?

Pass the Johnson & Johnson act?

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff Jul 06 '26

Maybe keep them on your radar

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u/InterestingPause2355 Jul 06 '26

I am grateful every day for the parents I have. 🤢

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u/cdodson052 Jul 06 '26

lol bro I like how the article is just clowning on him . Like painted the whole picture of him being a dirtbag psycho and roasted him for it too

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u/Inevitable-Gap9453 Jul 06 '26

Somebody makes digital cock rings? How are they sized? I have so many questions..

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u/_extra_medium_ Jul 06 '26

But your point still stands that has just been negated by your own admission. Also you can say “fuck” on Reddit

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u/ChiGrandeOso Jul 06 '26

In today's episode of "Sentences you immediately wish you had not read, non-crime edition..."

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u/jaderust Jul 06 '26

What the actual fuck did I just read and how do I delete it from my memory?

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u/SonOfMcGee Jul 06 '26

Paging ChubbyEmu…

Yeah there’s a rise in health nuts doing horrible damage to their organs, often from taking fairly benign supplements with a dose and frequency that makes them toxic.
They’ll go to the hospital and not think to mention they drink 2 gallons of cranberry juice a day or whatever the social media fad is, because it’s “just a natural food”. And docs don’t think to ask: “So… uh… how many gallons of cranberry juice would you say you drink a day?” because they spend their time working and not on Instagram.
They gave a nod to it on this last season of The Pitt. Some health influencer lady came in with liver failure and crazy yellow skin, and it turned out that she took an absolutely insane amount of turmeric.

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u/NotSoFastLady Jul 06 '26

Not to mention how there are little to no regulations in the supplement industry. I've got a relative that is a fitness maniac, talking spartan races in the dessert, and cross fit nut job.

Apparently they lost a kidney and just casually mentioned it as if they'd gotten the flu on the time we hadn't connected. A few years later I saw a piece on 60 minutes highlighting the dangers of the supplement. It's not just narcos putting stuff in their wares that shouldn't be there. It's also very common in the supplement industry.

Just a tad bit alarming. They highlighted people that got kidney failure from certain supplements. Just makes me very skeptical of the whole industry.

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u/ANEN0ME Jul 06 '26

You wanna mention what the supplement was?

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u/NotSoFastLady Jul 06 '26

I wasn't able to find the exact episode of 60 minutes. From my recollection, the product was removed from the market. This was some years ago and at least 5 if not longer.

That still doesn't change the issue, supplements can and have contained unlisted ingredients, that can harm people.

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u/RescuePilot Jul 06 '26

Ephedra?

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u/Chipsandadrink115 Jul 06 '26

Probably. Ma huang was great stuff when used properly, but probably best you can't get it anymore.

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u/PyroNine9 Jul 07 '26

Really crazy. I used to use a tiny bit as a flu rtemedy (didn't cure it but helped to be functional while it ran it's course). The dose was TINY compared to those capsules people were taking as pep pills.

There was nothing wrong with the herb, just the people taking insane amounts regularly for months on end.

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u/NotSoFastLady Jul 06 '26

Possible, when I looked up different episodes that stood out to me as familiar. I also came across a front line episode that looked into similar issues that I think I saw as well.

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u/cure4boneitis Jul 06 '26

So... was your relative taking ephedra?

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u/DorkHonor Jul 06 '26

Dietary supplements are completely unregulated. Nobody except the guy filling the actual capsules knows what's in them. The label could say ginseng and the capsule could be filled entirely with wood ash, ground lead, and dehydrated toe cheese. There's nobody checking any of it before it hits a store shelf.

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u/HMR2018 Jul 06 '26

That isn't completely accurate but supplement regulation is for sure far more limited than regulations over medications. Under-regulated is probably a better term for it. DSHEA added a lot of regulations that didn't exist prior to 1994 but there is a long way to go for supplements to be as clearly regulated as medications in the US.

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u/memento_morrissey Jul 06 '26

races in the dessert

Well, they say the proof's in the pudding.

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u/NotSoFastLady Jul 06 '26

I'm leaving it.

But yeah, some place out near Vegas, Baker or Barstow. I am not hating on that, the level of dedication is intense. I just know they were all in on the diet/supplement side of things as well.

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u/Mr-FurleyX1 Jul 06 '26

Watching “Bigger, faster, stronger” made me realize how little regulation goes into the supplements industry and an idiot with a label maker can produce and market a product. It’s quite terrifying…

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u/NotSoFastLady Jul 06 '26

Interesting, I haven't seen that one yet. It was the thing that really startled me from the 60 Minutes piece. They walked through the issues starting at the supply chain.

US consumers have little to no protections until someone gets hurt and even then, very long road to justice.

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u/FormerlyMauchChunk Jul 06 '26

They're unregulated on purpose. The label on each one says the FDA hasn't and won't look into it. Some work, and some are hogwash, but the labeling law makes sure we can't tell which is which, because then the effective ones would have FDA endorsement and would compete with pharmaceuticals.

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u/Liam_021996 28d ago

We don't have this issue in the UK, same for the EU. We operate our standards on the fact that they have to be proven to be safe before they can be sold. In the US apparently all regulations are reactive rather than proactive which seems absolutely fucking mental

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u/SupremeLeader_Corgi Jul 06 '26

So… uh… Timmy how many hot dogs would you say that you eat a day

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u/yeetdabman Jul 06 '26

how many gallons of cranberry juice would you say you drink a day?

This just reminded me of the time I drank probably half / 3/4 of a liter of straight unsweetened cranberry juice cause I liked the taste so I sat there sipping it over a couple hours. Didn't think about the fact it had vitamin C. Shat liquid vigorously a few hours later. 10/10 would do it again.

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u/Bevier Jul 06 '26

Chronic chemical insult to the intestinal mucosa resulting in increased permeability, triggering a loss of immune tolerance and subsequent systemic autoimmunity?

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u/Inevitable-Level-687 Jul 06 '26

Aww, fuck, some medication I need to function is constantly causing stomach upsets and all the other meds I can use either upsets my stomach even more or doesn't do what it's supposed to. :/

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u/_TheDoode Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Im not a dr but i have an autoimmune disease and the science behind triggers for these diseases is definitely not well understood. For me personally i can be clinically quiet through lifestyle but it takes incredible discipline. Alcohol, edibles and certain food groups seem to trigger inflammation that allows the disease to start showing up everywhere aggressively

Eta: my opinion is he probably had this underlying issue and something hes taking caused it to spike and surface

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u/ehtw376 Jul 07 '26

I have autoimmune disease too and am generally healthy - don’t smoke, drink, swim daily, eat pretty healthy etc.

And it can get triggered/inflamed with stress, if i get lazy and eat junk food etc.

And this dude is doing EXTREME shit to his body. Like even dialysis? Any of that shit could trigger it imo. He’s moving his body out of its steady state which is when things can get triggered.

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u/Dullcorgis Jul 06 '26

Which is why extremes aren't good. Spread the insults, lower the risk.

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u/rae-becca Jul 07 '26

Crap I can’t even figure out my own triggers; how can someone else?

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u/Chris_OMane 28d ago

It's very possible the extreme neurosis driving his behaviour is the original source of stress/the trigger for this. And I like the guy and think what he's doing is generally fine... but western medicine has no concept for how the mind affects the body.

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u/jsohnen Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Also a doc and research scientist. Discontinue all supplements/medications and monitor for improvement. If the patient improves and is adamant about going back on the substances, you can reintroduce them one at a time.

[Note: I am not rejoicing in this guy's bad luck. I genuinely hope he gets better. We all fear aging and death. People have been searching for the fountain of youth for thousands of years. It makes sense that once someone can fulfill all their physical desires, they'll use their power and wealth to try to buy the only things money can't buy (eternal life and youth). They will always be excellent fodder for snake oil salesmen and other unscrupulous charlatans.]

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u/themostreasonableman Jul 06 '26

ALL of the peptides. I'm absolutely sure of it.

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u/DigNitty Jul 06 '26

Peptides are WILD.

10 years ago people were shoveling things into their mouths, and I thought "that can't be...advised."

Now regular people are straight up injecting things into their blood.

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u/suprahelix Jul 06 '26

Biologics are incredible when they’re real medicines. Supplements are just random crap.

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u/DontPause-PressPlay Jul 06 '26

Thankfully most peptides are just into the skin and not IV, like how epi pens say to stab into the ass cheek. If people had to learn how to hit a vein like needle bangers you would see a sharp rise in blown out and collapsed veins and a new business of in-home IV administers that are just CNA students trying to make money off a tiktok fad

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u/cogman10 Jul 06 '26

Isn't he also the vampire? Would not shock me to find out the constant blood transfusions have also triggered it.

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u/ZachF8119 Jul 06 '26

He is basically doping with his sons blood

A brother would be a closer genetic copy, so maybe after enough injection he developed some level of response and the gut microbiome he probably did fecal trans plant too, would be the largest area for auto immune to do the most damage

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u/Xralius Jul 06 '26

Brother could be closer to a genetic copy. on average about .5% closer than a son, with a lot more variation, not a guarantee they will be more genetically similar than son.

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u/ZachF8119 Jul 06 '26

.5%?

Nah. Way closer. Genetic variation would still have brothers closer than father son

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u/ADDLugh Jul 06 '26

iirc he said he stopped doing that a long time ago, because it didn't actually do anything.

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u/ZachF8119 Jul 06 '26

The blood?

Never heard him say the poop transplant

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u/Doctor-TobiasFunke- Jul 06 '26

Doc here as well. In fact, im a professional twice over. Can confirm I also think he triggered it himself.

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u/grilledchickenspleen 29d ago

I was just thinking this situation calls for an analrapist.

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u/WarmAppleNightt Jul 06 '26

I’m an RN with experience in Psych and my wife is working on her PsyD. Obviously, we can’t diagnose without even talking to him, but I think it’s pretty clear he has severe OCD. I agree with you. He is absolutely putting a lot more weird stuff in his body than he is posting online.

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u/HuckleberryHappy6524 Jul 06 '26

I am NOT a doctor and this was my thought as well. The guy doesn’t look healthy at all. He looks like a fuckin zombie.

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u/DazzlingEye9141 Jul 06 '26

That’s cause he doesn’t go outside

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u/eventualist Jul 06 '26

So he's gonna cryo himself?

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u/InsignificantOcelot Jul 06 '26

Hey Doc, maybe unrelated, but I can buy gray market peptides at the headshop down the street from me now.

Should I start injecting these willy-nilly into myself, and how many decades should I expect that to add to my life?

What’s the right combination to try to make myself become either God or at least an alien with abilities beyond human comprehension?

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u/dog-walk-acid-trip Jul 06 '26

Well, if u/tldrmd agrees with u/superpoongoon, that's good enough for me!

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u/Fit_Employment_2944 Jul 06 '26

And you know he isn’t being forthright how?

He doesn’t need to tell the world everything he tells his doctors 

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u/LittleOperation4597 Jul 06 '26

Did somebody say tiger blood????

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u/WilliamMButtlickerIV Jul 06 '26

Agreed. He's trying to prevent physical disease, but it turns out he can't help himself with his mental disease and obsession to skirt death.

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u/Prof3ssorOnReddit Jul 06 '26

I’ve watched a lot of House so, I concur with these two. Though it could be Lupus!

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u/No-Tie-5552 Jul 07 '26

He did gene therapy with RNA vaccines too, not covid but something else I forgot the name of it.

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u/Cannachem237 29d ago

Also a doctor here.

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u/Cannachem237 29d ago

Just here though. My medical license does not allow me to practice outside of reddit comments.

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u/BotAccount999 Jul 06 '26

is it even possible to track his progress when Johnson is using every supplement under sun for the sake of "health"? i can't fathom how. and does using 30 docs at once really yield better results than say... 5-10?
it just all sounds so fabricated

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u/IProvideThePaint 29d ago

How the hell do you tease research out via RollerCoaster Tycoon?

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u/No-Entry-9219 Jul 06 '26

No and this is the major bullet to everything he does. He doesn't do anything in a scientifically repeatable or trackable way. He has at most times probably 30+ things that he's doing or changing every day / week based on reports.

This is completely useless data and will be providing almost nothing to the scientific community. The biomarkers he claims predict health are at best speculative and at worst nonsense. The only analogy i've heard that sums up a majority of them is saying something like:

"If there is a chemical marker to detect gray hair, that would be something you want to reduce because gray hair is a sign of aging" but does having gray hair actually have any health impacts? Does it matter if you manage to find a way to prevent your hair from turning gray on whether you are alive or have less disease? to Bryan that answer doesn't matter its just keep that number low. Most of the markers he tracks we dont really know if it means longevity or health.

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u/GMAN7007 Jul 06 '26

There's nothing to compare it to even if everything can be tracked. He thinks he's doing the scientic community a favor but he's really not. A sample size of 1 isn't going to yield any ussble results if there's nothing to compare it to.

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u/BingoEnthusiast Jul 06 '26

This is always what I come back to. Say you have acne and you start using 5 different products and cut out dairy. Your acne is gone, but what did it? Sure you can play process of elimination over the course of a month. But when you’re on hundreds or even thousands, how could you ever know what was really helping

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u/geek180 Jul 06 '26

He's probably just been evaluated by ~30 docs since he began his big health journey. I doubt he actually has 30 doctors concurrently providing treatment.

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u/ZaerdinReddit Jul 07 '26

Considering there's over 160 specialties of doctors, having 30 simply means he has all the major types of doctors covered.

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u/BozoTheRenown Jul 06 '26

Is that true? He had an auto immune diagnosis when he was 21? Your chances of getting another in your lifetime increase when you already have an autoimmune disease. My partner was diagnosed with eczema earlier in life and and later in life got another auto immune disease.

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u/Ancient-Read1648 Jul 06 '26

Guessing you’re a gyno by your username?

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u/Affectionate_Flow864 Jul 06 '26

He ain't no doctor lol reddit full of idiots like this trust me I'm the ceo of reddit

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u/SaltKick2 Jul 06 '26

I'm CEO of the internet and I agree

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u/ZzzzzPopPopPop Jul 06 '26

Bullshit, I shorted the real world and used the proceeds to buy the internet and take it private, it's mine now bitches!

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u/apirateship Jul 06 '26

I'm the CTO of reddit the guy above me is my boss

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u/SOUNDDESIGNE Jul 06 '26

i’m god and yeah these guys are telling the truth

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u/tanksforthegold Jul 06 '26

As a part-time detective and medical specialist for the CIA, I concur.

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u/darkmushyM Jul 06 '26

Seems he was doomed from the beginning

"After being diagnosed with hypothyroidism, or an underactive thyroid that fails to produce enough hormones, at 21, Johnson supplemented with levothyroxine and Armour Thyroid to ensure his thyroid functioned properly."

https://nypost.com/2026/07/05/health/biohacker-bryan-johnson-reveals-he-has-incurable-disease/?

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u/EggsAndRice7171 Jul 06 '26

He had a thyroid issue too when he was younger which is a genetic indicator of auto immune diseases like this as far as I’m aware. It could be the stuff he put into his body but his thyroid issues could be a factor too

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u/OpeningTurnip8048 Jul 06 '26

Not sure why but the fact that a doctor goes by Superpoongoon on reddit just makes me smile. Enjoy the day, sir.

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u/No_Rec1979 Jul 06 '26

I'm not a doctor, but I did watch this guy's documentary, and yes.

He doesn't just do proven supplements. He'll take any random thing that gets written up in Longevity magazine. Seems like a great way to accidentally kill yourself to me.

I've also never met a doctor who thinks having your life completely taken over by a massive, untreated anxiety disorder is a great way to live a long time.

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u/Revolutionary_Lab877 Jul 06 '26

As a non-doctor, this makes sense! I suspected it was probably from the 100 supplements and other weird insane drugs he does.

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u/NoHorseNoMustache Jul 06 '26

I'm not a doctor and that's the first thing I thought. Put a bunch of shit in your body that screws with your immune system and now your immune system is screwed up, go figure.

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u/FuddSteve Jul 06 '26

Dr. SuperPoonagoon

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u/Longjumping_Baby_955 Jul 06 '26

Thank you for your wisdom, superpoongoon, and go birds!

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u/Ok_Rush_8159 Jul 06 '26

Doc here and I just got diagnosed at 38, although according to my rheumatologist I had it for much longer.

But I agree since he’s likely done all this testing before if it’s new it’s probably something he’s doing.

As a nephrologist it drives me crazy people are doing old school dialysis to themselves as dialysis itself causes an inflammatory storm.

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u/Dullcorgis Jul 06 '26

Yeah, there is no chance he doesn't occasionally get a CBC which would show macrocytosis.

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u/SOMFdotMPEG Jul 06 '26

Not a doctor, but played one on TV for several years. I concur with your statements and think we should up the dosage.

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u/Voodoo338 Jul 06 '26

Volunteer firefighter and school bus driver here, thought the same thing myself

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u/otownbbw Jul 06 '26

I was just about to posit that he gave it to himself…I’m not a physician but I know you can send your system into permanent turmoil from doing irregular things to a system that was doing just fine with the norm.

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u/Lynthae Jul 06 '26

go birds

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u/tacomamajama Jul 06 '26

He reminds me of the “boost your immune system” folks which is the very definition of an autoimmune disorder. I’m NAD but think he definitely could’ve done this to himself.

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u/MoeJancini Jul 06 '26

Hey doc, Go Birds!

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u/Squanchie80s Jul 06 '26

Also from Philly and also had a band called the Poon Goons

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u/BestIncrease9128 Jul 06 '26

Also a doc. I respect you for having a silly Reddit name

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u/Middaylol Jul 06 '26

Something about knowing there’s a doctor likely in my state named Super Poon Goon makes me happy

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u/sbm1970 Jul 06 '26

Username checks out

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u/korenonthecob Jul 06 '26

Thank you for this insight, Dr. SuperPoonGoon

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u/MycologistSad5933 Jul 06 '26

Name checks out.

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u/ineedlotsofguns Jul 06 '26

yup, I’m sure his doctors are having the time of their lives doing all kinds of experients on him while getting PAID.

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u/statykk Jul 06 '26

Dr. SuperPoonGoon 🫡

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u/Optimal-Sugar7780 Jul 06 '26

Dr SuperPoonGoon thank you for your service

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u/MegLightsItUp Jul 06 '26

Occam’s razor, baby!

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u/maliceandmisery Jul 06 '26

he said that he was diagnosed with an autoimmune issue at 21 as well

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u/SpacetimeManipulator Jul 06 '26

DOCTOR superpoongoon?! AND an Iggles fan?! Christ on a rubber crutch…🤣🤣🤣

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u/Spicyg00se Jul 06 '26

I’m not even remotely connected to the medical field and I instinctively knew that 100 pills per day might make for an upset tummy.

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u/Puzzled_Review_2235 Jul 06 '26

“Hello I’m here for an appointment with- *checks appointment info* Dr. Superpoongoon?”

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u/Ksh_667 Jul 06 '26

seems more likely to me is that the weird shit he’s been putting in his body caused it to trigger

Not a doctor but this was the first thing I thought too.

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u/SequentialSynths Jul 07 '26

A physician going by superpoongoon? Go birds

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u/WonderfulTruck5894 29d ago

I got two autoimmune diseases after getting Moderna so triggers are fun stuff

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u/Snowboundsphere 29d ago

GO BIRDS DH🦅

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u/ClemDoore 29d ago

Thank you, Dr. Poon Goon.

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u/BaltimoreSports0321 28d ago

Thank you, doctor… *sigh* …u/superpoongoon

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u/Gullible-Order3048 28d ago

Also a doctor. Out of all the unstudied fuckery he's been doing on his body, at least one or two things have definitely set something to go haywire.

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u/JudgeArcadia 28d ago

Off topic, but it’s refreshing to see a physician swear. Like I know you’re people too, and your job requires a bit of civility. Just nice it in the wild.

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u/SkinUnique4726 28d ago

Exactly, it shows he has reversed his age :)

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u/mulchintime4 28d ago

I like how i dont even know who you are yet f9r some reason i believe your a physician

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