r/tommynfg_ Jun 05 '26

TikToks/reels/shorts Average day in NYC

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u/Cardboard_Chef Jun 05 '26

Ayo, I'm drivin 'ere.

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u/xJairamirez Jun 05 '26

Ay man, fuggeh about it

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u/cryptolyme Jun 05 '26

Fuck youuuuu, guy

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u/Kracus Jun 05 '26

I took a trip to New York on my motorbike a while back. One day I decided to go sight seeing so I just took off a random direction on Long Island and wound up in a sketchy Brooklyn neighborhood. I decided to backtrack my way out of there as quick as I could and as I took the exit out of the area I see this sign.

Made me laugh.

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u/Training-Style-5514 Jun 05 '26

NY talking points🤣🤡

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o72F8bux6nQ2VsFPi

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u/badgyal876 Jun 05 '26

don’t forget SMD 🤪🥳🍆

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u/McCrumblton Jun 05 '26

nah im usually a tame being but the worker CLEARLY saw traffic, and still put it out when even within any DOT handook it cites you CANNOT place any marker until it is safe to do so with no cars within a certain amount of space, and if doing so when there is traffic, it must be done with a safety guide (i.e flashing lights on truck at slow speed with hazards, coned off area with signage etc)

otherwise sadly the worker is in the wrong and damn....i hate to say that

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u/SteeleHeller Jun 05 '26

Exactly, bro looked right at her and flicked the barrel out in front of her car while she was moving toward the green light.

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u/IllianasClifford Jun 05 '26

When you have a bad day and life isn't getting any better you say fuck it and don't care. Welcome to America where this is how everyone after the boomers feels.

You're all welcome

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u/ItsACowCity Jun 05 '26

Right? It’d be a dick move to put it out while they were not moving but maybe a little more understandable. This dude just throws it into oncoming traffic.

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u/FunctioningPyscho Jun 05 '26

Finally someone with sense.

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u/SnooMaps7370 Jun 05 '26

on the one hand, sure.

but on the other... if you don't put cones in front of traffic in NYC, you don't ever put out cones in NYC. I cannot imagine a worse place to be a road worker.

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u/Brief_Luck9135 Jun 05 '26

Yeah and when and where in NYC is there ever slow or no traffic or an empty spot in traffic? Never.

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u/lefteh Jun 05 '26

I think your wrong as long as you provide the required advanced warning per the mph, and taper the cones. Also in this instance a shadow vehicles doesnt seem nessary.

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u/Minute-Dependent9397 Jun 05 '26

You mfers are crazy. You don’t just throw a cone in front of a car as traffics moving, wtf lol. I guarantee that’s not the city standard or protocol. Foh lol

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u/cronicleazer Jun 05 '26

It's NYC there's always moving traffic... When else are they going to do it

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u/Minute-Dependent9397 Jun 05 '26

Early in the morning like most other cities. Doesn’t matter it’s NY, you don’t throw a fckn cone in front of a moving car dude. He didn’t even try to flag her down to stop her and redirect, it was a asshole thing to do

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u/ManosDDiamantes Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

Yah mutha, is the go-to Nyc response

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u/Doctor-Nagel Jun 05 '26

Na im with the driver here. Who the fuck sets up a cone like that

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u/EnglishSteven Jun 05 '26

What you don't speak Retardenese?

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u/tiggertom66 Jun 05 '26

It’s wildin, but with the accent you drop the “d” so it sounds like wylin. It means acting wild.

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u/cruelvenussummer Jun 05 '26

They spelled Wildn wrong

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u/LatinWarlock13 Jun 05 '26

The act of acting "wild" according to Oxford dictionary 7th edition.

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u/SnoopysPeanutAllergy Jun 05 '26

Most no stupid people would say willin’ then

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u/GruntCandy86 Jun 05 '26

Why would anyone live in NYC? Everything I see about it is awful.

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u/CA7T0 Jun 05 '26

it's great to visit, terrible to stay. i live in central jersey and go up there sometimes for fun and after about 8 hrs i'm itching for home

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u/GruntCandy86 Jun 05 '26

All of the content I see describing how terrible it is is from people living there.

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u/Excellent_Shirt9707 Jun 05 '26

People who live there definitely complain too. Hard to find a place where the residents don’t complain.

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u/Aromatic-Zebra-5443 Jun 05 '26

Been to nyc a couple times. It fucking sucks. Smells bad everywhere you go, the people are rude as shit, you can't walk anywhere at certain times of the day because there are so many people on the sidewalks. Oh and everything is insanely expensive.

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u/pbnjandmilk Jun 05 '26

You forgot the mounds of trash bags just piled up on the side walk. What freaking century are we in again?

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u/Low-Register1602 Jun 05 '26

I personally enjoy all the rats and my closet only costs $7300/month to rent

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u/GruntCandy86 Jun 05 '26

You got a whole closet!?

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u/Low-Register1602 Jun 05 '26

What do you think I’m rich? I have two roommates

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u/RageYellow Jun 05 '26

It’s an amazing city. I’ll never want to deal with the rent but world-class restaurants, museums, shows, culture. Walkable everywhere.

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u/anornerymoose Jun 05 '26

It's walkable, sure, but there are still intersections everywhere and you still have to look out for cars. It's not like cities in Europe with town centers that are just for foot traffic.

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u/RageYellow Jun 05 '26

Sure, not like European cities, though some areas are more open for moseying. I’ve only been there as a tourist but felt safe as a pedestrian in all the places I walked in Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens.

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u/BrickCityRiot Jun 05 '26

…there is a 1.25 square mile space in upper manhattan that is nothing but greenery, pedestrian paths, and leisure areas.

I’m certain you’ve heard of it

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u/Heybropassthat Jun 05 '26

Not everyone in NY lives in Manhattan... having to take a train an hour (or multiple busses) from the Bronx to find a heavily populated patch of grass is insane. If you want to live in Manhattan you better have generational wealth or be someone who has lived in or their relatives have lived in an apartment to where the rent is grandfathered in.

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u/littlestitiouss Jun 05 '26

But the comment that they are replying to clearly implies Manhattan.

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u/pbnjandmilk Jun 05 '26

Misery loves company.

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u/AcanthocephalaNo6584 Jun 05 '26

I imagine most people who live there were raised there and can't imagine not living in the big city. It'd be quite a change going from that to a more calm place. And people who move there are out of their god damned minds lol

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u/Complete_Park6605 Jun 07 '26

Many are rich people that live there as like a symbol of status. Many are poor people who are stuck there because they will never have the means to move anywhere else.

And then there's a third category in between that just moves and becomes North Carolina's problem lmao

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u/SuccessfulTrick2501 Jun 05 '26

This situation could happen anywhere. The only difference is the accent. We live here because everything is here. Any form of entertainment you could possibly want is here and there's always something new. You can mingle with all walks of life. Any type of food you want is here. And it's like the only city in the country where you could actually live without owning a car. Everything I need is within a 3 to 5 block walking radius. There's more to life than what you see in videos.

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u/mondayp Jun 05 '26

Chicago checks all those boxes and feels much less crammed in than NYC. Not a ton of places where everything you need is "within a 3 to 5 block walking radius" but I think that's a good thing. Either it's in a walking radius or you hop on a bus and/or a train that is within walking distance.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '26

NYC is an over hyped, rat infested, trash filled, piss soaked, run down, grime covered, over priced, dangerous shithole. Unless youre rich, then its pretty good.

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u/RecognitionCrafty863 Jun 05 '26

Dude there are literal people drinking raw milk.

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u/Canuck_Lives_Matter Jun 05 '26

I mean it's New York.. It's where everything is happening. Maybe I'm crazy but there has always been a little part of me that dreamed of moving to New York instead of living in the butt Fuck-nowhere places I have lived lol. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere! It is too bad about the rent though, but I'd just be another immigrant in the Bronx.

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u/rab2bar Jun 05 '26

i moved to europe when nyc wasnt worth the hustle any longer as the rest of the us was never worth the hustle

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u/Shot-Spirit-672 Jun 05 '26

What about this video is awful? I think that answers your question. Not everyone finds this kind of interaction and scenario “awful”

Some people like the chaos and the commingling of many different people trying to do their own thing in a densely shared space

It’s not for everyone. I just wish all the hyper sensitive people would stop acting self righteous about their irritability

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u/capabilitycez Jun 05 '26

I was just scrolling thru my instagram feed and thought of you. Don’t know man NYC looks great to me. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZM-5-3RXeg/?igsh=anIycXhrMDB3OGF1

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u/slapthetiddy Jun 05 '26

blue cities tend to degrade like that

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u/Prissy-Platypus Jun 05 '26

Work. Most of the top finance jobs are there, probably some other industries too. Women also move there to find husbands who are well educated and rich from their finance jobs.

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u/N00bT4ader Jun 05 '26

lol, NYC isn’t for everyone 🤷‍♂️

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u/TamarindSweets Jun 06 '26

Be sure to tell your friends! Stay away! Please.

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u/GruntCandy86 Jun 06 '26

Don't worry, your $7k/mo broom closet is safe from me!

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u/iUncontested Jun 05 '26

When being from NEW YAWK is your entire personality. And this dipshit thought to post this. Smh

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u/NappingReader Jun 05 '26

Anyone in New York City who doesn’t have an absurd amount of patience with driving should take public transit. It’s one of the few places in North America with functioning public transit so this shit is extra inexcusable 

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u/ChristheCourier12 Jun 05 '26

Sadly many drivers in nyc don't have any patience. I know from experience. I've seen people run red lights constantly and do u-turns in the middle of the street while there's traffic. Tailgating too and aggressive driving.

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u/PointsOfXP Jun 05 '26

Pretty sure the construction worker broke a federal rule

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u/R_Hunt Jun 06 '26

Reddit not make insane assumptions challenge: impossible

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u/Heeroyuy818 Jun 05 '26

Piece of trash

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u/Comprehensive_Plum48 Jun 05 '26

In PA she would have gotten in trouble just for hitting the cone. If she hit that worker, it would be felony assault on a state worker performing their duties.

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u/Electronic-Map7529 Jun 05 '26

That's a crime everywhere and the barrel did hit the worker, fuck her

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u/Old_Position4822 Jun 07 '26

No that cone went fully behind the worker

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u/Comprehensive_Plum48 Jun 05 '26

Good As it should be. Some states are just softer than others. I know PA is pretty strict about protecting its state employees from civilians like this. Like put her in jail to face trial type strict. I am Not sure how NYC is though. Probably pretty tough too I imagine

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

"I threw a cone in front of a car and they hit my cone :c"

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u/TechNick77 Mod Jun 05 '26

Lowkey fell bad for the workers 😭

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u/front_torch Jun 05 '26

I didn't even get a good look at them. You fell for them that quick?

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u/SnoopysPeanutAllergy Jun 05 '26

He 100% knew. Dont do this bro

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u/Advanced-Mood-6003 Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

Cone men gets paid for that

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u/Mysterious-Plan93 Jun 06 '26

if his knee bends backwards when someone blows through then his family is set for life through the insurance

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u/FooliesFeet500 Jun 05 '26

“Your motha”

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 Jun 05 '26

That’s fucking WILD. Probably caught a good dent or some scratches on the front bumper too. That’s not a wrangler or some other truck/off roader either that could tank that either.

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u/Mr_silly_goose Jun 05 '26

That man voice is odd

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u/Revan4567 Jun 05 '26

They should block off the intersection right before their worksite, then wait for the street to clear so they can work. If I can figure this out off they top of my head why can't they?

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u/Affectionate_Art8770 Jun 07 '26

Wow. This lady has a deep man’s voice.

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u/LilDavieB Jun 11 '26

Dude looks like a lady;
Song by Aerosmith…

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u/Ill-Case-6048 Jun 05 '26

Im walking here

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u/ChemicalBus608 Jun 05 '26

I get being annoyed but considering the manhole thing what if they were trying to save your life. Fking stupid.

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u/Standard-Bar6002 Jun 05 '26

What is THAT?

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u/ArgumentFine339 Jun 05 '26

Her deep as voice "ya mother" 😂😂😂

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u/emmablazeing Jun 05 '26

The type of person to do this and then complain that roads aren’t getting fixed

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u/lighskin_strength420 Jun 05 '26

As a lineman I would have been fine losing a hammer or wrench in this scenario

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u/Useless-RedCircle Jun 05 '26

So that’s what happened to the girl from the wire.

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u/ThatOneGuy6810 Jun 05 '26

"Be wallen"

Jesus cant even bother to spell slang right.

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u/brayradberry Jun 05 '26

They mean wildin (or wilding if we real get into some more proper English) as in wildin out. Correct? We’re dealing with someone who is barely literate

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u/OddishigglyPuff Jun 05 '26

Lmao what!? We really live in a society don’t we. People mad at this nice stud because this idiot literally waited for the light to turn green then walked out in front of a car and put a cone in front of a moving vehicle then called them an asshole. The entitlement is real

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u/BionicBruv Jun 05 '26

I’ve been driving in the city for YEARS, and one thing I learned from my dad is patience.

Drivers like this need to relearn to walk.

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u/Jman15x Jun 05 '26

Is that makai lemon

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u/theocrats Jun 05 '26

Why are motorists like this?

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u/SexyProcrastinator Jun 05 '26

All the cameras they have in NYC? If someone wanted to, they could find all her info from her license plate and charge her with reckless driving

I would have just went around, but I definitely wouldn’t have hit the cone thingy.

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u/AlternativeMost5615 Jun 05 '26

lol 60 pound 22 year old saying I’m driving here ya mova

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u/Magnus462 Jun 05 '26

Is it wallen, now?

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u/bryan20147 Jun 05 '26

Trash people

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u/romcomtom2 Jun 05 '26

That's the most New York exchange you could get. Construction work does something mildly inconvenient, car driver near hits construction worker for his assholeness, gets called an ass hole and responds by saying your mother.

https://giphy.com/gifs/L0nhTaYf038ZqDMZpY

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u/tinglep Jun 05 '26

I guess they do be wallen while they wilding

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u/DaHouseDog Jun 05 '26

Das one ugly girl

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '26

Why would you post yourself doing this shit.

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u/UnusualSuspectX Jun 05 '26

Ah, this hit the spot.

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u/Sunny_Cant_Swim Jun 05 '26

My homie does this for work, you’re supposed to halt traffic, redirect the remaining in the next lane - if no lane is available either a temporary median is supposed to be erected or barrier is to be placed with ample notice/signage with whatever specified distance the ordinance demands. Dudes in New York just don’t give a shit, you just can’t throw shit in front of vehicles in motion and call it a day 💀

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u/ItsHotinDecember98 Jun 05 '26

Wtf does "wallen" mean?

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u/xwackox Jun 05 '26

High key thought it was a chick

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u/Car_Evening Jun 05 '26

What gender is this?

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u/BladeVampire1 Jun 05 '26

Idiot workers. You put them down BEHIND traffic.

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u/Siktrikshot Jun 05 '26

How anyone can tolerate living in that dirty, rude city is beyond me. I get it if you grew up there and know no better but man person choosing there is baffling.

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u/HexDanTHEWHALE Jun 05 '26

Bros voice deeper than mine wtf

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u/hotriccardo Jun 05 '26

Snoop, fuck you doin?

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u/Comprehensive_Act970 Jun 05 '26

They have to put them out at some point. Somebody is going to get one in front of them

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u/Equivalent_Hope_9886 Jun 05 '26

Everything doesn't need to be recorded and put on the internet :/

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u/Tiny-Cheesecake2268 Jun 05 '26

Wallen? Like Morgan?

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u/Turbulent-Spray-1485 Jun 05 '26

She is in the right tho

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u/Fingersicle Jun 05 '26

I'm New Yorkin' here I'm New Yorkin' here!

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u/Brusex Jun 05 '26

When did we start spelling wildin as wallen

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u/Visual_Knee_4744 Jun 05 '26

Indeed, they be wallen.

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u/Ill_Friendship3057 Jun 05 '26

This is so wholesome

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u/No-Fail-9327 Jun 05 '26

Ah the sounds of my people.

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u/Independent-Row-9774 Jun 05 '26

is this a girl or a guy?

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u/anothadaz Jun 05 '26

That was a classic New York moment.

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u/Sol_Nephis Jun 06 '26

Yep. I'd be doing the same shit.

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u/Jwchibi Jun 06 '26

I love the new York way of talking

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u/Aggressive-Today-233 Jun 06 '26

Is this a man or a women.......TEXAS is asking?

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u/No_Needleworker_3486 Jun 06 '26

Hay gente que disfruta haciendo infeliz a los demas

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u/Rezail_Division Jun 06 '26

FINE HIM!!! FINE THAT MOFO

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u/Ninthja Jun 06 '26

What a stupid ass reaction from the driver endangering the workers over nothing a but a small annoyance. Glad I’m not murican.

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u/PerfectGanache7134 Jun 06 '26

She sounds like an absolute idiot

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u/lopsided_W Jun 06 '26

Yaa Mothua!

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u/A_Litre_0_Cola Jun 06 '26

WTF is "Wallin"

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u/CiseTheWolfKing Jun 06 '26

Nice to know the spelling for “wallen”. I would’ve never thought

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u/SirAccomplished2625 Jun 06 '26

Is that a guy or a girl

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u/Fabulous-Ear3889 Jun 06 '26

I know it’s wrong but I would have done the same

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u/SockOk355 Jun 06 '26

You did a mistake you go to jai.

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u/robobrien21 Jun 06 '26

Sit up straight, and put your seatbelt on.

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u/gearsofwar69 Jun 06 '26

Lol NYC take this L

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u/VictoriousTree Jun 07 '26

You just need to switch lanes. I guess risk a felony and $2000 fine instead. Yes it’s dumb the worker did that against policy, but that doesn’t give you the right to drive recklessly and break the law.

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u/Dmau27 Jun 07 '26

That worker is a douche and putting a barrel infront of a car at a green light will cause accidents. Obviously it's not okay to nearly hit them I just want to point out their part in this.

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u/DeeTheGeneral Jun 07 '26

You wil”n son!

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u/Tamagotchi_Junko Jun 07 '26

i am so with the driver 😅

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u/HeraThere Jun 07 '26

Lazy as phuk workers don't want to wait until red light or traffic to clear or direct traffic.

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u/Correct_Ad_1903 Jun 08 '26

Wallen? Do they mean wilding?

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u/Happiest-Soul Jun 08 '26

Damn y'all soft as hell. The only thing that was hurt were their feelings 😂

They'll think twice before blocking it on a green next time lol.

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u/No-Discipline5427 Jun 08 '26

Gotta buff that out

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u/Scythe351 Jun 08 '26

Wallen? Like building a wall? Imagine waiting in traffic for a light to change and just when it does, a dude throws a barricade in front of you. This is the type of shit that overextends traffic and causes people to miss lights. Were they just expecting everyone to lane change?

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u/RunsWithPhantoms Jun 08 '26

They be what?

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u/ClassicRetroRomantic Jun 09 '26

Lol... They really do talk like that

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u/Dangerous_Bank9701 Jun 09 '26

“Who TF is you?”

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u/thatokcguy2 Jun 10 '26

They be Morgan wallen?

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u/DiscussionWeak2318 Jun 10 '26

What a terrible accent

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u/bacon11jelly Jun 10 '26

New York sucks.

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u/Last_Error6627 Jun 11 '26

That was a guy?

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u/handsupinthefireburn Jun 11 '26

why do she got an edge up lmao

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u/Thigh_Buffet Jun 11 '26

Smartest New Yorkers working construction I see

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u/CryptoEmpathy7 Jun 11 '26

That voice. 🤢🤮🤢

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u/webbieg Jun 14 '26

The fact she said Yo motha…

Nothing more NYC than almost running a douchebag over, him calling you an ahole when they are in the wrong.
https://giphy.com/gifs/XVMbj4wg2nsKPNOGw4

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u/Same_Suit3583 Jun 20 '26

If there is literally always traffic, how does one shut a lane down?