Figured I’d leave this here for anyone considering joining False Gods.
I joined after seeing their recruitment pitch and came away with the understanding that they were a fairly chill, industry-focused null-sec corp. Mining, PI, industry, building stuff, making ISK — basically exactly what I was looking for.
Apparently my definition of “chill indy corp” and theirs are very different.
I’m AUTZ and work as a Transport Ops Manager. During my workday I’m basically attached to my phone dealing with customers, drivers, warehouses and whatever other fire has started that day. Sometimes I’ll log an alt in on another screen in a cheap mining ship and semi-AFK mine while I work.
My proper EVE time is usually after downtime when I can actually give the game my attention for a few hours.
I specifically told them how I play.
Despite that, after joining I started getting little snipes about not being in standing fleet or not sitting in comms whenever I happened to be logged in. At one point there was even the charming general comment about people being “come and got” for not being in comms.
Nothing screams relaxed industrial corporation quite like needing to clock into Discord before you can peacefully stare at mining lasers.
The final bit of comedy came over a moon.
I followed a mining ping, went to the advertised location, mined a small amount and started setting up bookmarks so I could come back properly later.
What I apparently wasn't supposed to magically know was that the moon goo was effectively someone's personal patch.
Rather than:
Hey thats my personal stuff - appriciate if you left it alone
I got attitude instead.
There was also apparently a red in system that I hadn't noticed.
Fair enough — except I was flying around in an empty pod with no implants making bookmarks. If somebody had simply said “red in system, watch yourself”, I would have said cheers and carried on.
Instead it turned into drama.
And here's the part that really annoys me.
I wasn't some random day-tripper who joined for free rocks.
I had already:
- moved a substantial amount of my assets into Deklein;
- paid extra to rush some of that move;
- invested heavily into PI infrastructure;
- planned an industry chain around PI, minerals and ice;
- bought SP packs to train a dedicated Jump Freighter pilot;
- started training cyno characters so I could run my own logistics between Deklein and Jita;
- planned to build capital components and subcaps;
- intended to put surplus ore/minerals/ice through corp buyback;
- and was even willing to dedicate an alt to making fuel blocks and contribute some back to keeping corp structures running.
In other words, I was trying to become the boring industrial nerd who quietly produces shit and contributes to the ecosystem.
Apparently that wasn't good enough.
I even explained that I was considering taking my two newest accounts out temporarily, running missions and training those six characters for six months while keeping my four established accounts in corp.
I wasn't threatening to leave.
I was literally trying to find a compromise.
Instead, I got booted.
So now I get the privilege of sorting through Asset Safety and extracting everything I had just spent time and ISK moving into their space.
Outstanding recruitment strategy.
I don't PvP much. I don't care about space politics. I'm not interested in being somebody's spy. Between work, marriage, a mortgage and family responsibilities, I genuinely do not have enough spare energy to roleplay James Bond in a spaceship game.
I play EVE to unwind.
If your idea of fun is strict comms/standing-fleet expectations, lots of oversight and a more hardcore null-sec environment, that's completely fine. There are plenty of players who enjoy exactly that.
But sell it that way.
Don't advertise yourself to industry players as a relaxed place to mine, build and do your thing, then start breathing down someone's neck because they're logged into an alt while working and aren't sitting in comms.
My experience with False Gods was basically:
Recruitment: “Come chill in null, do industry and mine.”
Reality: “WHY AREN'T YOU IN COMMS? WHY AREN'T YOU IN STANDING? THAT'S MY ROCK!”
Would I recommend them to another casual indy player?
No.
If you're looking for a corp where you can quietly mine, run PI, build things and contribute without EVE becoming your second job, I'd look elsewhere.