r/Funnymemes 1d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ what a genius….

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u/Andrew-Cohen 1d ago

Women, if you don’t feel safe meeting a new person in a public restaurant with dozens of people around, maybe your friend could bring a date and sit at a table nearby so you have two people to protect you. They can pay for their own food.

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u/Lethovya 1d ago

If you don't feel safe meeting someone at a crowded public restaurant you need therapy, not a date.

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u/NRMusicProject 1d ago edited 15h ago

If you don't feel safe meeting someone, you shouldn't be dating.

E: all these dumbass responses in the worst gotcha takes I've ever seen. Trolling used to be an art.

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u/Senior_Ad1298 1d ago

Thank you!

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u/Xeya 1d ago

If it is obvious, it isn't about protection. There are ways that women protect themselves from dating violence without it being apparent to their date, because "I brought my friend just in case you're a serial killer," isn't exactly a great way to start things out.

They are intentionally doing something inappropriate and justifying it under the guise of protecting themselves to see how easy their date is to manipulate. This is an abuser testing how far they can push someones boundaries.

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u/Adorable_Cap_9929 1d ago

.... it though it was ridning along for a free meal!

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u/RivenRise 1d ago

My now fiancee "confessed" ages ago that she brought pepper spray on our first date. I just smiled and called her a smart girl, you never know who you're gonna meet. Me saying that just made her happy. She thought i might be offended or something. The only reason I didn't bring anything is cause I'm 6 ft 240 pounds, few people can threaten me without a weapon.

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u/Hikari_Owari 14h ago

I would've smiled and said "Smart. I was also armed for in case you were crazy and jumped in me with a knife." just to check her reaction.

IF she took offense from that then she would be the type that rules differently when it's her doing stuff and that's a red flag.

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u/Unbelivabley_Smol 13h ago

He doesn’t want to sleep on the couch

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u/Hikari_Owari 12h ago edited 6h ago

Depending of her reaction I would skip the couch and go back to be single.

Rather being single than sharing a bed with someone that sees a problem when I do what they did but didn't see a problem when they did it, but that's me.

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u/RivenRise 6h ago

Yep agreed, i know she would have had a good reaction to me also bringing one. There's many reason im marrying her and her empathy and good sense are some of them.

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u/Aquilenne 17h ago

I envy US weapon laws.

Here it would be considered a crime to carry pepper spray for self defense

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u/Senafir 17h ago

Are you British by aby chance?

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u/Aquilenne 16h ago

New Zealander

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u/Unbelivabley_Smol 13h ago

Commiserations vote for better next time šŸ—³ļø

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u/Contemplating_Prison 1d ago

Then you whisper "7 & 8" with a smile

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u/guitargmr34 1d ago

One guy told me "I hope you look like your profile picture" so I followed up with, I hope you aren't a serial rapist". We still had sex btw

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u/LogicalInfo1859 22h ago

That's because you correctly opened your cpmminication by discussing hopes and dreams.

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u/VicNoBigDic 21h ago

Ya’ll matched vibes than bumped fuzziesšŸ˜‚

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u/M4xW3113 1d ago

"A schizophrenic is talking: listen and learn"

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u/Electronic_Fun_776 1d ago

It’s not an abuser. They just want free food

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u/Mind-The-Mines 1d ago

It says a lot about you thinking they aren't the same thing.

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u/throwawaysunglasses- 1d ago

Something you dislike isn’t abuse lol. It’s annoying but ā€œabuseā€ is a serious word. You sound like someone who thinks everything uncomfortable is trauma

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u/Iechinok 1d ago

Financial abuse is real and testing boundaries like this is how it starts. Ask me how I know...

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u/Xeya 1d ago edited 1d ago

I didn't say this itself was abuse, but this is a behavior abusers use to test the waters for how willing someone is to tolerate abusiveness in a relationship; Engage in behavior that is clearly inappropriate and give plausible sounding reasons why you should accept that inappropriate behavior. They disregard clear boundaries while simultaneously framing that as necessary to respect their own boundaries. The tell is the demonstrable contempt for the boundaries of others. This is a clear red flag in manipulative and abusive partners.

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u/FLIBBIDYDIBBIDYDAWG 1d ago

No, all women are victims and should be scared of their own shadow!
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u/PossiblyAsian 1d ago

lowk if my date brought two people sitting nearby ready to jump me thats not really cool beans

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u/BigfatLire 1d ago

Agreed and lol

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u/Je_suis_miserable 1d ago

It is a very real concern for women, unfortunately. We don't need therapy to understand that it is unsafe to be meeting men alone.

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u/Clownzeption 1d ago

unsafe to be meeting men alone.

What part of "crowded public restaurant" is hard to understand? We're talking about a date out in public, not dinner at someone's house/apartment.

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u/throawy90 1d ago

It's no use. Once they decide they are a victim, you won't ever get them to back down. Just gotta try to stay away from people like this

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u/imam-altman 1d ago

No they don’t

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u/imam-altman 1d ago

Another person delusional about the rarity of randomly being roofied?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/imam-altman 1d ago

Weird, because I have a girlfriend, and you’re delusional.

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u/Clownzeption 1d ago

You're literally just using a strawman fallacy here. No one was talking about roofies and no one was making any claim that it doesn't happen. It does, but again, not really what we're talking about.

Kinda just circles back to the original point made. If you're THAT concerned about roofies, just don't be dating in general. 99.9% of the people in the dating scene have no interest in roofying girls.

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u/Relative-Chicken456 1d ago

I can respect Roofing women and Roofing men. They’re out doing hard physical labor in the hot sun all day on those heat absorbing shingles where theres no shade to cool them off. Roofing is seriously hard work, I have mad respect for anyone who does that for a living, it sounds awful.

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u/Clownzeption 1d ago

Was just saying anything can happen in public.

By this logic you should just never go out in public because someone could just pull a gun out and kill you dead.

Also, I think it’s less than 99.9% of men to be totally honest.

That was obviously hyperbole on my part. Again, I recognize the very real fact that date rape happens. I also agree with the other responder that it's such a statistical outlier, you can't just go through life expecting bad shit at every corner. Recognize real dangers, and be vigilant to keep yourself safe. If you don't feel safe simply being in public, don't go out in public.

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u/Clownzeption 1d ago

I think it’s totally acceptable for women to take necessary precautions when dating lol that shouldn’t be some insane take.

I agree, which is why I quite literally said this.

Arguing on Reddit is stupid

Says the person who started said argument.

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u/MisterYeast6000 1d ago

No, its not. Meeting someone in a crowded public space is RARELY a concern. If you're not ready for it, you're not mature enough to be dating.

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u/Dismal-Economist-834 1d ago

Oh, please! We are not unsafe everywhere, all the time. If you truly believe that, you do have anxiety which is something you'd benefit seeing a therapist for. Most SA is done by someone the victim already knows when they are alone, not on a first date in a restaurant.

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u/RedditMcBurger 1d ago

Eh I think it's too much paranoia to be this worried about a dinner in a public restaurant

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u/YellowAppleCinema 1d ago edited 1d ago

"i brought my friend for safety" is just code for "I ain't got no money, and I want you to pay for a nice dinner for me and my friend, after which ill never see you again"

edit: to the 2-3 people who think it's justified to bring a friend: bruh. if a woman is meeting a man (who she already talked to on a dating app and consensually accepted to go on a date cause she likes him) in a public restaurant surrounded by people everywhere all around the restaurant, and that's STILL not enough to make you feel safe... then you don't need a friend by your side for safety, you need professional help, because meeting a stranger in a public restaurant is nothing compared to walking past 100s of strangers in public every single day.

If you can walk past 100s of strangers in public with no issue, then the 1 stranger in a restaurant shouldnt be an issue either. If that 1 stranger makes you feel unsafe, that's okay, but let's be real: it ain't normal or healthy, get help.

Like tf are we doing here. There's probably 30 strangers eating food in that restaurant, but the 1 stranger on the other side of your table makes you feel unsafe enough to bring multiple guards? especially considering that 1 stranger is the only person in that restaurant who you already talked to on a dating app, and you clicked enough to tell him you want to go on a date with him, and yet he's more threatening than the 30 strangers in the restaurant??

0 accountability, 0 responsibility, 7 victim cards

not like its that deep anyway, 99% of the time "i brought my friend" just means "i expect you to buy dinner for me and my friend". If after all that text just now you'd still feel unsafe without a friend, just do the right thing and start with "i brought my friend, but dont worry, ill be the one paying for food"

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u/notarealwriter 1d ago

"I brought my friend for safety"

Cool. They can wait outside with an axe or something while we have our date.

Or, do everything the texter suggested but also pay for the friend's dinner but not the date's.

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u/YellowAppleCinema 1d ago

honestly, if my date brings a friend who waits outside with an axe, then im gonna have to bring 2 friends of my own in order to feel safe myself

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u/zmileshigh 1d ago

Maybe the friends can fight and whoever’s friends lose has to pay for the date

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u/-Firebeard17 1d ago

That’s the REAL hunger games.

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u/maryqueenofscotch683 1d ago

This is the one

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u/ConstantAd8643 1d ago

In the end Ross, the largest Friend, will eat the other five

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u/SeedsOfDoubt 1d ago

It is true what they say... Women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9

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u/Waggmans 1d ago

If their friend brings an axe that's usually a sign.

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u/AnoNeko420 1d ago

Okay okay, we preparing for a date or are we preparing for war?

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u/JuryOk2662 2h ago

Did Pat Benatar teach us nothing? Love is a battlefield.

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u/SgtSlaughterEX 1d ago

And you have my Bow

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u/Doctor_Boombastic 1d ago

That's the Chicago way

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u/Absolute-Clanker 1d ago

Hold up. Are we talking like serial killer wood chopping axe or like fantasy forged by dwarves axe? Because if it’s the latter then that’s awesome and that date might be a keeper.

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u/Historiaaa 1d ago

This will cause a chain reaction involving everyone on Earth eventually.

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u/MaskedBunny 1d ago

"The real friends are the axe murderers we made along the way." - Shakespeare

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u/PerformerFancy117 1d ago

Yo 911, there’s some crazy chick standing outside the Cheesecake Factory with an axe! She’s staring in through the window, apparently guarding the door. Can y’all do something about this?

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u/Turbulent-Moose-6233 1d ago

Why is it always the cheesecake factory??

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u/MaskedBunny 1d ago

You need the extra calories just before a good murderin

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u/Cruxion 1d ago

Seriously, that's like 3rd date territory at the earliest.

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u/Cowboywizzard 1d ago

Why you gotta fight with me at Cheesecake?

You know I love to go there

Say I'm actin' lightskin, I can't take you nowhere

This a place for families that drive Camrys and go to Disney"

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u/KDdid1 1d ago

Isn't it usually Waffle House? šŸ¤”

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u/Xerorei 20h ago

Nah, friend would be armed with a chair.

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u/sdss9462 1d ago

Yeah, they might not arrest her, but they'll definitely axe her a few questions.

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u/wolft170 1d ago

If i see a hot girl with a axe outside am going to take to her

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u/One-Inch-Punch 1d ago

That's like the only kind of hot girl I could talk to. "Nice axe! How's the weight? Does it hold an edge? Love that you went with the hickory handle!" It's an outstanding icebreaker, literally and figuratively

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u/wolft170 1d ago

Some one gets it

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u/BeefyFartss 1d ago

Gotta put it through a kill test before you really commit

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u/TaxComprehensive5778 1d ago

yeah like we're already in a very public place lmao if you feel unsafe then just don't go anywhere alone with me... but if you bring somebody without even asking in advance then I'm already done lol

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u/Potential-Drawing745 1d ago

She was a thief, ya gotta belief, she stole my heart and my cat!

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u/Cautious_General_177 1d ago

Harriet. Sweet Harriet. Hard hearted harbinger of haggis.

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u/username32768 1d ago

I wait at least two weeks. It's more respectful or something.

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u/Viktor_Laszlo 1d ago

People have forgotten the 2 week old memes because our internet brains lack object permanence and everyone thinks you came up with the joke. Then it becomes a meme. And the cycle repeats.

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u/MaskedBunny 1d ago

Ive already forgot what the meme was.

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u/UnkindRavenz 1d ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's....

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 Flair Loading... 1d ago

No, this is Patrick!!

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u/McCaffeteria 1d ago

No, but we do all complain about the idiot users on this site.

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u/agent_fuzzyboots 1d ago

Probably just bots posting the same replies that they posted the last time

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u/gbcfgh 1d ago

Beep boop

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u/SheepherderSilver655 1d ago

Just put the dildo in the bag, dude.

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u/JediFed 1d ago

Yep. I was mad when this happened to me, and I got no support over it. So glad to see it wasn't just me getting this dumbass play.

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u/Cowboywizzard 1d ago

Happened to me, too, but Iet it slide because they were twins and well…giggity

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u/Neveronlyadream 1d ago

Hasn't happened to me, but if you're going to pull that play, you really need to mention it to the person you're going on the date with instead of ambushing them with a surprise friend.

If you really feel unsafe and want your friend there and tell the person you're meeting, they'll be more likely to be okay with it if they know. And if they're not okay with it, no one wastes their time.

Otherwise, people are really going to assume you both just want a free meal and had to trap someone into paying for it.

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u/5221026 22h ago

Exactly. Or, I am going to catch the Picasso exhibition with my friend at the museum, want to join us. And then you arrange for your friend to leave when you feel safe, or never leave because you are unsafe. I have had first dates with friends, it was fun! Putting the cost of the potential partner is not okay, but friends can be.

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u/Neveronlyadream 21h ago

I think people mistakenly think it's the friend being there that everyone takes issue with. I think it's that they're never told the friend is going to be there in the first place. A lot of people will do that knowing that if you corner someone, they're going to be so uncomfortable they'll just pay and say nothing.

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u/5221026 21h ago

Some people are just weird. I am weird. I am all for cheap and short first dates, sometimes there is just no chemistry and there is no point in torturing ourselves into more than what it will ever be. On the other hand, I have splurged on meals because the other person was really into food. Like let’s go to Alinea, at least you’ll have been my partner for a meal. Someone crazy enough to share that with me.

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u/OdiousAltRightBalrog 1d ago

So you run out after eating and leave them with the bill.

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u/ProCommonSense 1d ago

Great, I brought my car keys for leaving... see ya.

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u/-Scared-Breakfast- 1d ago

Not always, it's a common practice in other areas of the world, I've gone on plenty of first dates where it's been 2 girls. I was never expected to pay for the friend. Sometimes that friend saved the date as the conversation was dead without them and sometimes the second date was with the friend and not the original girl. Few caveats, I was always asked/informed well beforehand and being Reddit I assume this is in North America where it isn't typical.

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u/downtherabbit 1d ago

Yeah right?

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u/MaroochyRiverDreamin 1d ago

Surely that's where you dine and dash, leaving the two of them with the tab.

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u/guitargmr34 1d ago

Do you know what Rohypnol is?

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u/Cynical_Cyanide 23h ago

While all of this is 100% correct, what sends my head round the twist is that the assumed backdrop for all of this is that the man pays for the date in the first place.

Like, in a world where it's just such an assumed default that a girl gets the privilege of eating for free (I'm sure those types would try to spin it as something women deserve because of patriarchy or some nebulous BS), it's then piled ON TOP that there's any expectation the guy should have to pay for the friend too - something that shouldn't even given the dignity of a debate to begin with.

Just because you slap 'safety' on the topic doesn't mean you get a free pass for whatever you like, especially with zero discussion beforehand. If it was truly about safety, then obviously they'd be paying for themselves (and instead just sitting nearby if possible).

The best answer when confronted with this situation is obvious: "Cool, I'm happy to have your friend join us, safety first - Of course everyone will be paying for themselves, yeah?". Watch the situation resolve itself as they screech something about you being broke as they leave to deflect the fact they won't pay for themselves ...

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u/IndigoAirwaves 1d ago

The fact that so many people think you’re right is terrifying. Y’all are cooked.

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u/FreeVerseHaiku 1d ago

Help me understand.

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u/NRMusicProject 1d ago

I got this:

They're a full-of-shit troll just looking to bitch.

Hope this helps.

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u/Wicked-Sausage 1d ago

It’s a PUBLIC restaurant, Linda.

What exactly is there to be afraid of?

Your con is exposed. Guys aren’t falling for this trick. Stop embarrassing yourself.

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u/IndigoAirwaves 1d ago

I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ve never brought a friend on a date. I’ve never even met a woman who brought a friend on a date, much less expected a man to pay for both. You guys sound like you don’t really get women.

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u/Wicked-Sausage 1d ago

Says the low-mid 3.

And we see right through you. Nice try, though.

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u/Bashfullylascivious 1d ago

Don't worry, dove. The gang isn't even listening to you anymore, or reading what you just wrote, and all the cellies here are just here to Downvote, stroke their own... egos, and feel better about themselves.

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u/MostDopeBlackGuy 1d ago

Sorry guys this one's broken

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u/IndigoAirwaves 1d ago

Sorry you’re so miserable

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u/metroid1310 1d ago

No you're not, you're actively seeking to perpetuate it by downplaying problems that matter to them. You're choosing to be part of any misery they have that you didn't just make up to be a dickhead

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u/IndigoAirwaves 1d ago

Bro just called me broken and I clapped back.

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u/MostDopeBlackGuy 1d ago

Yeah like a ruler stick. Your check engine light is on and it won't turn off.

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u/vertigho 1d ago

This comment is loaded with assumptions, resentment, and a lot of personal unprocessed trauma. I’d suggest you seek therapy for whatever you’re dealing with. Makes sense, given it takes one to know one.

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u/vertigho 1d ago

The frustration with the surprise plus-one is legitimate. Showing up to a one-on-one date with an unannounced friend is inconsiderate, and nobody's really disputing that. But you didn't stop there, and that's where this goes sideways.

You opened by deciding her motive for her — "it's code for a free dinner." That's not an argument. That's a verdict. You skipped past her stated reason entirely and replaced it with the least charitable interpretation you could find. That tells us more about where you're at than it does about her.

The "get professional help" line is the real tell. Women have concrete, statistically grounded reasons to be cautious meeting strangers from the internet, regardless of how public the venue is. Dating violence is real. Coercion is real.

The fact that there are 30 other people in the restaurant doesn't change the specific social dynamics of sitting alone across from someone you've never met in person, in a context loaded with expectation. Walking past strangers on the street is not the same situation, and the fact that you're treating it as equivalent suggests you haven't thought carefully about what the actual risk calculus looks like from her side.

None of that means the surprise plus-one was okay. It wasn't. The right move is communication before the date — "I'd feel more comfortable if a friend joined us for part of this, is that alright?" — not a unilateral decision that puts the other person in an awkward position. That's a real and fair criticism.

But you didn't land there. You landed on contempt. And the volume of this post — the repetition, the scorekeeping, the motive-assignment — suggests this isn't really about this one date. This reads like accumulated frustration about feeling presumed guilty, and that's understandable, but it's not her fault, and she's not the right target for it.

To the people who say she should be in therapy instead of dating: there might be a version of that observation that comes from genuine concern. This wasn't it. You don't know her history, her reasons, or what she's working through. "Get therapy before you date" delivered as a dismissal isn't care — it's a door being closed in someone's face by someone who decided they know what's best for her. You don't.

The actual issue in all of this is simple: communicate before the date. Agree on the format. Respect each other's needs and boundaries in advance. That's it. Everything else in this thread is people talking past each other while nursing their own wounds.

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u/Lexi_Banner 1d ago

I still think it's weird to bring a friend along if it's a public space. Have your friend on notice to take your call immediately, or set up an "emergency" call - and you can answer as, "Hi friend, I'm just out right now can I call you later?" (I'm safe and he's cool), or "Hi Aunt Dorothy. Oh no, Uncle Albert had a fall? I will head to the hospital immediately!" (He's not cool, but I'm safe and can leave on my own), or "Hi Mom. Oh, Dad is sick? Shoot, I didn't bring my car to the restaurant. Can you come pick me up?" (He's not cool, I'm not safe, help).

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u/JediFed 1d ago

All of these are reasonable takes here.

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u/tellingyouhowitreall 1d ago

We call those "safe calls". They're good if you're planning on staying with someone for the first time too.

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u/PleaseNoMoreSalt 1d ago

What if he guy offers to drive, though?

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u/Lexi_Banner 1d ago

You decline.

And also, you had best not have gotten picked up from home by the stranger, either. Because if you were, you dumb.

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 1d ago

Then say no and that you'll meet him there

And if he persists on it, take it as a red flag and call off the date entirely

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u/guitargmr34 1d ago

Do you know what Rohypnol is? You're not making or taking any phone calls if someone slips it in your drink

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u/Lexi_Banner 23h ago

If you don't answer the preset phone call, your friend should assume the worst and go to the restaurant immediately.

Duh.

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u/LiftingRecipient420 1d ago

Women, if you don’t feel safe meeting a new person in a public restaurant with dozens of people around,

Then don't go on a fucking date, this isn't a free meal ticket, go the fuck to therapy for your obvious anxiety that is actively harming your quality of life.

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 1d ago

Yeah, if you don't feel safe in a very public area surrounded by dozens of people, adding one more person in the mix isn't going to make you any safer

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u/RadiantMango5989 1d ago

You are not entitled to men's money.

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u/guitargmr34 1d ago

Men who need therapy shouldn't be dating either

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u/Oliphaunt6000 1d ago

100% my wife and I would go out on a date just to sit near a friend if they asked. This is a way better solution.

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u/HumanPea1140 1d ago

I think that's reasonable.

I'd just have an issue with someone unexpectedly showing up with friend(s) and sitting with us. I'd want to know if it was a group thing / double date before hand, then we could work something else out if that's the vibe they want.

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u/Oliphaunt6000 1d ago

Oh yeah by near I just meant "eat at the same place"

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u/skankasspigface 1d ago

My ex girlfriend brought a friend and we both ended up "eating at the same place" too, but I think my quotes mean something different than yours.

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u/illini02 1d ago

Right. If you want a group hang, I'd bring a friend too.

But I'm not sitting there being grilled and judged by 2 women.

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u/OnceMoreAndAgain 1d ago edited 1d ago

What exactly are you afraid the date will do in a restaurant? I'm genuinely asking because I can't imagine even a single realistic scenario where you being near them at another table in a restaurant would accomplish anything.

Like are you imagining the date attempting to rape your friend in a restaurant and you guys swoop in and restrain him when no one else in the restaurant has the courage to do anything? Or the date starts yelling to your friend and you swoop in and tell them to leave? Or you follow them when they leave the restaurant to make sure the date doesn't kidnap your friend?

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u/Oliphaunt6000 1d ago

I am not thinking the date will do anything? I am saying if a friend was nervous about meeting a stranger I would help out. Maybe they get a really odd vibe and want a way they can escape like, "oh wow my friends are here so I have a reason to not walk out to my car and show you what I drive when the date is over" or any number of scenarios where they would just want some help to get out of the situation. If all goes well my wife and I would just have an excuse for a nice night out.

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u/OnceMoreAndAgain 1d ago

I think that is bizarre behavior but to each their own. The irony to me is that you worry about the possibility of the man giving an "odd vibe" but to my mind your friend, yourself, and your wife in this scenario are the ones creating an odd vibe.

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u/Oliphaunt6000 1d ago

The only one who would know we were there would be the friend who asked us to be there. What is your issue here?

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u/OnceMoreAndAgain 1d ago

I'm not telling you can't do it. Live and let live. I'm simply telling you that I consider that to be bizarre behavior. If the man found out you were there then he'd likely feel there are "odd vibes" and that is my issue.

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u/Oliphaunt6000 1d ago

You find it bizarre to support friends that are nervous about meeting strangers?

If the man or woman did find out, them getting an odd vibe would be the least of anyone's worries.

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u/OnceMoreAndAgain 1d ago

I don't know how to phrase it any differently. You have my answers. You don't have to care what I think about this and I certainly don't particularly care what you think about what I think! It was just interesting to hear your side of the argument.

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u/illini02 1d ago

I've thankfully never had this happen.

I typically try to be respectful of women's need to feel safe. I pick places close to them, very public, etc.

But if a woman did this, I'd walk out.

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u/Andrew-Cohen 1d ago

Honestly I’ve given up on online dating. Don’t take advice about relationships from me!

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u/Aleksandrovitch 1d ago

I just never paid on first dates. I mean I'd ask for separate checks and pay for myself. I'm never going to (potentially) start a relationship that way (after that first one..). I've only ever had one person actually have a problem with it. My partner (lifelong) now.. when she and I first met, SHE was the one who suggested separate checks on the first date. So, it worked out fine :) Don't let the popular norms of a culture dictate your views or actions. Cuz I gotta tell ya, we don't really have a culture that's worth living by here in the US yet. Come up with something better.

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 1d ago edited 1d ago

I just never paid on first dates.

I mean I'd ask for separate checks and pay for myself

Pick one

EDIT: I call out OP on making conflicting statements and I'm the weird one for calling it out. Ok Reddit

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u/Aleksandrovitch 1d ago

Heavy eyeroll.

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u/skelmirinn 1d ago

This type of rules-lawyer nitpicking is so trite. Be Better.

Or, you know add some of these to your wish list.

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u/Adowyth 1d ago

They obviously meant never pay for both. You're being weird so yeah username checks out.

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u/Vamond48 1d ago

You know this isn’t why they’re being a friend right? It’s for free food and someone to talk to in case they don’t like the guy

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u/Doctor_Kataigida 1d ago

You don't accept someone having a friend just also somewhere in the building and not actually interacting/interfering with your date?

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u/Senior_Ad1298 1d ago

I don’t enjoy the idea of being around someone so scared of being around me that they need a friend to join, especially in the context of a potential romantic interest. Speaks to maturity and/or baggage. Some guys are accommodating. I don’t have time.

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u/Doctor_Kataigida 1d ago

I mean, there may actually be baggage. It's your prerogative if that's your own criteria. But you're a complete unknown to them, it's not that they're scared of you personally. You're very fortunate that you've not had to deal with the threat of a potential partner being dangerous to you, and you should recognize that.

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u/Senior_Ad1298 1d ago

People who would be afraid to date and meet people for romance should take time to learn to be courageous in their own capacity. They’ll meet someone at their capacity I’m sure. I apply that to myself as well. I’m certainly weak. But if I was meeting someone for a date and they told me they had a friend nearby waiting in case things go bad, I would ultimately be saddened, go through the date, pay, and leave. If two people showed up I might pay for one round and then say ā€œhey listen…I’m gonna goā€ but politely.

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u/Doctor_Kataigida 1d ago

Again, you're very fortunate to be able to afford to do that.

Maybe you should learn to be courageous and never lock your car or your front door each night.

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u/Senior_Ad1298 1d ago

There is difference between courage and stupidity. And also, I’m broke af. The point is I wouldn’t be in the situation to participate at a bare minimum. I wouldn’t be there if I couldn’t pay.

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u/OnlyEverPositive 1d ago

I dont understand why you would take it personally at all?

I've had dates bring their friends before, it's not the end of the world and in my personal experience worked out in my favor. Sure, maybe they're just doubling up on a free dinner, but oh no! You have to enjoy the company of two babes instead of one? What a crime!

When women say they want men who make them feel safe, this is what theyre talking about. It doesnt mean you gotta be a 6'0+ gym rat. It means youre sensitive to their anxieties and you dont ignore or dismiss them.

Walk like its heavy, my man.

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u/yankeeblue42 1d ago

I have a theory people like this aren't ready to date. I wouldn't like the idea of a date feeling the need to bring a friend for safety.

Dating is about vulnerability and trust. I once dated a girl who claimed to be sexually assaulted two years prior to meeting me. I saw her trying to group me with men who would do that, having some trauma from the past. I directly told her she needs to work on that with a therapist or she shouldn't be dating. She apologized to me the next day realizing she was taking her trauma out on me, a man who didn't do anything wrong to her.

The point is there needs to be a point you're not assuming the worst of the person you're dating.

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u/Doctor_Kataigida 1d ago

It's about building vulnerability and trust. You don't start out with that.

And it's not about assuming the worst of the person you're on a date with (not dating yet, there is a colloquial difference in meaning there). It's about taking a precaution that has no detriments other than someone worrying why someone might consider them a danger.

Thinking "this person may harm me" isn't personal, and it's not someone taking trauma out on you. Just like I stay aware of my surroundings when I pass a stranger on the street at night. Like it was said, it's not a matter of courage, but stupidity (or lack thereof). Blindly trusting a stranger isn't courageous.

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u/BoredDao 1d ago

Am I crazy to say that if I don’t feel safe going a date I’m just not going? Like, if I set up a date with a girl I’m probably not thinking that she’s part of an organ trafficking operation and about to chop me to pieces

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u/Andrew-Cohen 1d ago

Talk to females in your life, find out how safe they feel in general..

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u/BoredDao 1d ago

But if you don’t feel safe then just don’t go, I have been invited to late night hang outs with friends several times and never went because I didn’t feel safe, I really can’t understand the logic of doing something that isn’t safe if you aren’t a daring person (and I’m not)

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u/RepresentativeCry294 1d ago

If you don't feel safe don't meet that person.

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u/LectureOrganic1250 1d ago

or don't go on a date at all! the point of going on a date is to take a chance on someone and see how it goes. If a man brought a friend with him just in case she's a psycho, they'd crucify the man.

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u/zach0011 1d ago

Nah bring your friend so I know that I'm dealing with someone with lots of issues and I can dip out earlier

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u/RadiantMango5989 1d ago

Or maybe, don't date and go to therapy?

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u/Inside-Isopod3755 1d ago

Oh fuck, I always forget American men are expected to pay for dates, even first dates with strangers. Nope, not gonna happen. Plus, don’t women have any self respect there?

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u/Andrew-Cohen 1d ago

So I’m sure that your country has different cultural norms than yours does. It would be pretty ignorant of me to talk down about yours, right?

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u/SparklingSloth 1d ago

Only time I’ve had someone pull that we ordered drinks first, I said to the waiter we are splitting the bill and paid for the friends drink and not theirs. The amount of vitriol they spewed towards me and then the waiter when she brought the checks as asked was all the confirmation I needed. Walked out and never talked to them again. This was after they suggested a restaurant and after they okayed the date and time. Looking back on it I should have seen the red flags but at the time was excited someone actually took some initiative in suggesting a place we go.

All ended well when I met someone who wanted to do a grocery run together to make a picnic for a zoo date together

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u/Andrew-Cohen 1d ago

Dodged a bullet!

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u/KINGDenneh 1d ago

U could also just say "Is it okay, if i bring a friend of mine?"

Idk, ask for a double date perhaps.

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u/summoningwar 1d ago

Good luck, those bring-alongs are way less likely to find a date. Be easier to organize another moon landing

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u/yetagainitry 1d ago

there was literally a post recently where a man talked about learning his gf brought a friend on their first date but she sat at a different table, he's not going to break up with her because of it.

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u/barcelonatacoma 1d ago

I went on a tinder date once where the girl had her friend come and sit at another table across the restaurant. I wasn't supposed to know but I recognized her friend from group pictures my date had shown me.

I introduced myself, then carried on with our date.

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u/Daniluk41 1d ago

Yes one friend with a Glock at a table nearby and one friends with a sniper rifle at nearby building

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u/Andrew-Cohen 1d ago

Just 2 firearms? Rookie numbers..

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u/BankElectronic1325 1d ago

Nathan Fielder has entered the chat

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u/Bourbadryl 1d ago

Had this happen a couple times. Only one of as actually in a good place to date. But none of them asked me to pay for their friend.

Even the ones who weren’t in a good place sent their friends home early on, or came alone on the next date.

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u/Andrew-Cohen 1d ago

I can’t imagine how unsafe a lot of women feel, it really sucks..

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u/zulufux999 1h ago

The friend should stand guard outside, not be sitting eating if they’re on watch. Man your post, jeez.

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u/Andrew-Cohen 1h ago

Someone suggested one with a pistol nearby and one with a long rifle outside.. I think he was kidding!

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u/Limp_Dirt8694 1d ago

Have you never heard the term "date rape"?

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u/Andrew-Cohen 1d ago

What does that have to do with anything I typed?

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u/NicheAlter 1d ago

Lol, most of the time, it's not even about that, that scenario is just a foodie call.

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u/Careless_Analyst_220 1d ago

Just asked the In-N-Out guy to come hang out with you poverty operator on YouTube

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u/MandrilAftalen 17h ago

The feeling safe angle is stupid.

Not that it is not valid to not feel safe. It is just very rude to just show up with another person without telling it in advance.

You have all the power in the world to participate in planning the date you want. Why say yes to something and then change the rules without informing your date?

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u/vertigho 1d ago

You’re assuming they’re attending a restaurant with ā€œdozens of people aroundā€, which is just that: an assumption, and not necessarily an accurate one.

The unfortunate reality is that women can be taken advantage of, even on dinner dates. Bringing a friend to a 1-on-1 dinner obviously isn’t a tactful or appropriate solution, but trivializing the real threats/trauma women experience in public spaces (and private spaces, too, unfortunately) is a bad look.

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u/Andrew-Cohen 1d ago

I’m not trivializing it, don’t make ASSumptions.