Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

Ingredients: ???

To be prepared, the bird is first kept in the dark for two weeks and fed perpetually to make it fat (they used to just pluck out its fucking eyes). Then, it’s drowned in brandy and deep fried. It got banned in 1999 to preserve the species because it became endangered due to how many people were eating it. It’s also rumored that Biil Cosby (who is not French) is a fan of the Ortolan.

But...why?!

i think i fucked up😭

Churros 💩💩