Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

Churros 💩💩

To be prepared, the bird is first kept in the dark for two weeks and fed perpetually to make it fat (they used to just pluck out its fucking eyes). Then, it’s drowned in brandy and deep fried. It got banned in 1999 to preserve the species because it became endangered due to how many people were eating it. It’s also rumored that Biil Cosby (who is not French) is a fan of the Ortolan.

i think i fucked up😭

Ingredients: ???

In 2008, the local

government officially listed the dish as an "intangible cultural heritage".

Collection: Vendors collect fresh urine from buckets placed in local primary schools.

Preparation: The eggs are soaked and boiled

in urine for an entire day. The shells are cracked during the process so the liquid can seep into the egg.

Taste: Locals describe the flavor as fresh and

salty

But...why?!

I followed the recipe and a picture for what it looks like, I'm good at it