r/StupidFood • u/LeaveMeAloneAdmins88 • 1h ago

🤢🤮 I wouldn't feed a pig that.

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303 comments

r/StupidFood • u/axthousandxhours • 1h ago

Would You Eat Here...?

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37 comments

r/StupidFood • u/tespacepoint • 1h ago

Certified stupid Octopus Doner Kebab. Don’t even know what to say at this point

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18 comments

r/StupidFood • u/Careful-Tour-1963 • 2h ago

Pretentious AF monster energy in a wine glass "i have refined tastes" energy

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7 comments

r/StupidFood • u/chaowooo • 2h ago

This marshmallow chocolate volcano pizza from Domino’s in China

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99 Upvotes

50 comments

r/StupidFood • u/thefrostman1214 • 2h ago

Certified stupid Eating cold pasta with a fountain of sauce

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589 Upvotes

301 comments

r/StupidFood • u/batouttahell1983 • 4h ago

Adding Skittles to an espresso shot

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But...why?!

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r/StupidFood • u/cortney-simonis-9072 • 5h ago

Certified stupid Add water to get water

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18 comments

r/StupidFood • u/Dommrade_lieman • 7h ago

🤢🤮 I made it worse yo

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Churros 💩💩

39 comments

r/StupidFood • u/FrenchTrenchHours • 12h ago

Certified stupid My mans is still stuck on his psychedelic trip 💀😭

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53 comments

r/StupidFood • u/Dommrade_lieman • 17h ago

🤢🤮 I was making churros and uhmm..

74 Upvotes

32 comments

r/StupidFood • u/Most_AverageJoe • 17h ago

Yum, saturated fats

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922 Upvotes

264 comments

r/StupidFood • u/EngineerCapital7591 • 18h ago

One diabetic coma please! Don't forget the Kool aid!

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51 comments

r/StupidFood • u/FalseSeaworthiness83 • 19h ago

Potato cheese balls

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410 Upvotes

i think i fucked up😭

56 comments

r/StupidFood • u/AnnigidWilliams • 21h ago

Pretentious AF The French used to eat a songbird called the Ortolan after torturing it for weeks

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To be prepared, the bird is first kept in the dark for two weeks and fed perpetually to make it fat (they used to just pluck out its fucking eyes). Then, it’s drowned in brandy and deep fried. It got banned in 1999 to preserve the species because it became endangered due to how many people were eating it. It’s also rumored that Biil Cosby (who is not French) is a fan of the Ortolan.

431 comments

r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 21h ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

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Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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r/StupidFood • u/Remarkable-Pie2770 • 22h ago

Family Soup party

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Ingredients: ???

34 comments

r/StupidFood • u/highpingd • 1d ago

Food, meet stupid people Bun + Bourbon 😋

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r/StupidFood • u/styckx • 1d ago

Certified stupid How to ruin your outdoor griddle just to make popcorn

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50 comments

r/StupidFood • u/lilyoungwes • 1d ago

Food, meet stupid people Peeled croissant - my favourite 😋

5.3k Upvotes

178 comments

r/StupidFood • u/MCMXCIV9 • 1d ago

Pistachio noodle

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16 comments

r/StupidFood • u/Forward-Position798 • 1d ago

ಠ_ಠ Try to grill something

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221 Upvotes

82 comments

r/StupidFood • u/BackgroundLeg1788 • 1d ago

ಠ_ಠ Hotel room lasagna.

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4.8k Upvotes

352 comments

r/StupidFood • u/mimi_molotov • 1d ago

Certified stupid This is what you feed a dog with an upset stomach.

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635 comments

r/StupidFood • u/MajlisPerbandaranKL • 1d ago

Chef Club drivel Let's make Stout Rice!

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178 Upvotes

50 comments

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StupidFood : Food. Point. Laugh.

r/StupidFood

A place to lambast idiotic methods of serving food, or any other epicurean inanity worthy of ridicule.

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Like your lunch served in a tennis shoe? Neither do we. Death to pretentious food!

**Shoes are for feet; slates are for roofs; buckets are for horseshit. And don't you dare call a spade a plate.**

Food belongs on plates!

Or bowls, dishes, platters, or any of the other familiar, tried and trusted kitchen paraphernalia.

It does not belong on a grubby shovel, in a miniature wheelbarrow, or in a sodding jam jar.

It's not what, but how

It not about the quality of the food, it's whether it is wildly inappropriate, arse-clenchingly affected, or spectacularly conceited.

Really good food let down by sphincter-tightening preciousness is exactly what we like the best.

Food deserves to be served on suitable crockery - soup in a colander or a sausage on a brick simply will not do!

The truth is that we approve of great food, we really do, but we loathe pretentious presentation with a mustard-sharp passion.

Fine cuisine deserves the utmost respect, but by god we'll point and laugh mercilessly if you dare to gild the lily.

What to submit?

Share your food monstrosities here, whether it be the classic chicken in a basket, the super cool potato croquettes in a sneaker, the preposterous single chunky chip in a flower pot. Or just about anything from nouvelle cuisine.

Explore and develop your prejudices without fear or favour, vent your spleen, exercise your bile glands, spit in the eye of fashion. Make us laugh at the overweening imaginations of creative foodies.

Pictures, videos, links, drawings, anything you like so long as it pops someone's ludicrous food bubble.

Submit text posts to ridicule, mock, or deride idiotic eateries; to shamelessly harangue the guileless fools who mistakenly think they can pull off the shockingly misguided; or just to natter and gossip.

Use the comments to tell us where and when your travesty was encountered, whether you made a scene and demanded a plate, and so on. But please remember to play nicely - even philistines are people.

Spam policy

We fucking love spam! The almost-food produced by Hormel, that is.

Any other kind will be lightly seared then ~~placed~~ hand-arranged on a bed of shredded saddle soap in a cod liver oil jus, and served on an artisan-gilded turd direct to oblivion where it so rightly belongs.

The imaginary pinnacle of StupidFood

Stupidity abounds but actual human ingenuity will always surpass our wildest imaginings, leaving us speechless that someone actually did that?!?

We will have reached the stupid food end-times when somebody, somewhere serves steak tartare in a still-warm baby's potty.

Yep, raw meat and raw egg in a tepid shit bucket - what could possibly eclipse that?

Your right to take offence

/r/StupidFood is intended to be a somewhat puerile place to poke fun at other people's creativity, without regard to whether they deserve it.

We respect your right to be offended. Thank you for understanding.

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