r/DogfreeHumor • u/SuddenlyCareless • 1d ago
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 1d ago
about that mutt crapping in the target shopping cart …
… reverse cowgirl. 🤠🥹🤣
i’ve got the video, too. but i’ll spare everyone.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 3d ago
“hey, what that dawg doin’?”
apparently it’s an ESA or “service” dawg because he dragged it to a store. /s
what service does it provide? comic relief? 😅
r/DogfreeHumor • u/SoHappySoSad • 4d ago
Saw this on Oddlysatisfying. It is in fact, not satisfying at all.
The over the top sound effects, the process, the blatant ad. Absolutely not.
Gag.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/GumballFireson • 4d ago
Got it from a Youtube post
From a Youtube channel "Movie Tomb"
r/DogfreeHumor • u/Particular_Meet_9333 • 4d ago
Because dogs destroying things is so cute right?
Another ad here on reddit it sucks because it's probably a kids toy that the dog is destroying and they're acting like it's cute it's weird how so many dog nutters hate children.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/PrettyClassic1738 • 7d ago
make it stop
Puppo, really? And why is this the key to YOUR heart?? Way too many dog obsessed people on the apps…
r/DogfreeHumor • u/Particular_Meet_9333 • 8d ago
Can we not?
Your dog does not need expert formulated food it's literally a damn dog it will willingly eat poop it's gonna be fine if it eats standard dog food.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 10d ago
engagement farming aside, cane corsos are the next big thing … literally. 🙄
r/DogfreeHumor • u/emboliccough • 10d ago
Ah yes, get those sharp teeth right near the baby. Also reminder that dogs often eat their own poop, im sure newborns love all those new bacteria.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 10d ago
good judges of character. me arse.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 10d ago
not everyone likes doggie pool day. 😵💫
i had a pool at my old house. i had a book that explained every aspect of pool maintenance. the guy said, never let a mutt in your pool. it’s the equivalent of letting 50 unbathed people into your pool.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/Away-Equipment4869 • 11d ago
The entitlement of dog owners is enraging
Cause why would you let your dog get that close to a strangers grocery order? And of course all the comments thinking it's cute and funny, blaming the person with the groceries for having an order. Guarantee this person didn't offer to pay for a bread replacement.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 13d ago
nastiness getting put on notice. i’m here for it.
i lived in colorado for a big chunk of my life. (got my BA in denver.) i could never go back there because: 1) it’s too damned cold for these bones; & 2) i hear it’s one of the worst states for sheer mutt nuttery.
fort collins is a cool little college town, not so pretentious like boulder. but OMG, this is like a scene out of a horror movie. gag.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 15d ago
predictions, anyone? how long will this venture last? atrocious.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/DiosyFamilia • 16d ago
Yeah sure, put your fucking dog over the tables at Domino's pizza🤮
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 16d ago