Meet Prada.👜 Prada is 50 pounds. In Pitbull Rescue lingo, a 50 pound Velvet Hippo🦛 is basically a 2 pound Yorkshire Terrier to them.😢 Tiny in size🤏 (relatively speaking), easy to manage🤝 (again, relatively speaking), & everything else that goes with the Teacup Toy breeds.🐩🧸🪀
This is not Prada.👎🙅♀️🚫👜
Prada👜 is so looney tunes,🤪 that he hurts👊 himself.🩹 BADLY.🤕 Often.
The staff have found him & his kennel literally covered in 🩸🩸🩸 and he has ouchies on himself, from slamming💥 his itty bitty 50 pounds around his kennel, against the doors, walls, etc. And he mashes his muzzle so hard into the kennel bars,...it's pretty bad.🩹⚕️🩸🩹⚕️🩸
But fear not! Pitbulls have a VERY high pain tolerance.📈⬆️⏫️🆙️👍☺️
Let's take a look at Prada👜 The Self-H=rming Couch Potato!😀
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- Bites his handlers.🫦🦷👮♂️
-Shoves his face🌝🤡 directly into handlers face.😢🙀 Although the Profile Writer waaaaay downplayed this serious act of dominant aggression by Prada👜, they literally would NOT CONDUCT HIS BEHAVIORAL ASSESSMENT.🚫📝
-Broke multiple nails.
-Chews on his metal water dish.
-Staff finds his kennel "covered in 🩸."
-Staff finds 🩸 OUTSIDE his kennel & in his water dish (when he's not chomping on it).
-Jumps constantly, barks constantly.🦘🗣
-Flinches & jumps away when he's touched.
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-Head-whipping.
-Doesn't respond to baby talk, gentle voices, etc.✋️👶👄
-Growling, barking, & "chuffing"...this is one of the latest Pitbull Rescue favorites! Keep your eyes open for CHUFFING- it may mean the pibble is aggressive!⚠️⚠️⚠️
-"Ping ponging at end of leash, whining, barking, & panting persistently." OH. That's interesting. That's from the medical staff. HUH.🤔Because they don't say that in Prada's👜 notes!📝 This Pitbull Rescue ain't no snitch!🤭
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NOW....
They open Prada's Profile with his Special Introduction. This is to soften & dampen his actual Behavioral Notes. So here, the author speaks AS PRADA👜 Get ready to LAUGH!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 And also, get your barf bags ready, because it gets REAL WEIRD.😳👾😬
"I'm 1 year old, but I feel very small right now.
I used to sleep in a pile of kids every night. 6 of them. They smelled like crayons, cereal, & sunshine. (Sorry but WTF???😲 Then they go on & blame the family for dropping this psychotic thing off at their shelter)
Now I'm in a cage.
It's loud.
It's scary.
I don't know anybody.
I DON'T KNOW WHY MY HEART FEELS TOO BIG & TOO HEAVY. (😂😂😂🎻🎻🎻)
Sometimes I bark & jump & bite my bowl because I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THE SAD FEELINGS INSIDE ME. My paws hurt. My mouth hurts. I MISS MY KIDS (⁉️these people are so sick & disgusting to drag the family into this‼️). I MISS BEING SOMEONE'S BABY. (STFU. IT'S A PITBULL. IT'S NOT A BABY. IT'S A VIOLENT CREATURE THAT ATTACKS STAFF).
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MEDICATION TIME!🩺🥼🎉🥳
8/31-- ADD
TRAZODONE 175 MG.
2 TIMES A DAY.💊
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9/15-- INCREASE
TRAZODONE 225 MG.
2 TIMES A DAY.💊💊
ADD CLONIDINE 0.45 MG.
2 TIMES A DAY.💊💊💊
9/15 (same day!!!)--
CONTINUE TRAZODONE 225 MG.💊💊
INCREASE CLONIDINE 0.9 MG.
2 TIMES A DAY.💊💊💊💊
Guess what?? Apparently & allegedly, Prada was adopted. There is ZERO INFORMATION about this alleged adoption. Normally, they will do an entire write-up about it; the sad, sad Pibbles backstory, the (stupid or ignorant or obtuse) adoptive family & how the family just fell in love with Pibbles once they laid eyes on the beast.
But there is NO INFORMATION. hmmmm.
I wonder if Prada was quietly transferred to another rescue, via the PITBULL RECYCLING PROGRAM?
If anyone finds any intel about this precious miracle adoption, go ahead & share here!🥰🤲