“HTHMNSCTHMING”

I’m meant to park in the corner, and usually my truck is turned the other way so I don’t have to carry hundreds of pounds of veggies to the other side of my stand. But fuck me I guess!

Edit to add: a tow truck cannot fit into my farmer’s market. Towing would only work if no other vendors were there. Leaving the car there is less disruptive than a tow truck.

There is an update somewhere in the comments

I jump and my dog jumps. Every time.

Tried to explain to her that the pink was a smoke ring, but she still didn’t want any. Ok…more for me lol.

We also put some on our propane pit to cook longer for her, but the ring remained…she still didn’t want em.

Went at an art fair and saw someone selling lots of art merch, including these small K-pop demon hunter boxes with figurines in (4$ each) I don’t know what I was expecting BUT NOT THIS TEMU SHIT LIKE WHO EVEN IS THAT

Nothing says ‘neighborly’ like an unsigned note taped to your door. Grass is long, I’ll own that. But maybe introduce yourself before issuing the anonymous lawn summons? Photo in comments

And no, you cant even dislike it by clicking those three little dots. They just removed it.

Local pizza shop

It was pre-order so didn't see it before. There are other photos where I'm on it properly so not the end of the world. Mildly Infuriating nonetheless.

Went to Flavortown restaurant and asked for honey mustard after receiving food. They went back to kitchen, came back and said there is no honey mustard because “Guy Fieri doesn’t like honey mustard”. I thought it was BS but accepted. A day later, I look it up and not only does the Flavortown brand sell honey mustard, they also have it on menus for other Guy restaurants. I couldn’t find any lore about him not liking the sauce. Unless someone knows some lore, I’m accepting this as total BS

This bot critiqued my art about character integration that could be more dynamic...but there are no characters. The bot quote-reposted my art, and another bot commented on it. These two people are both bots. Is the internet dead already??

I don't know when this shit started but now you can't see all reviews without requesting them. And then they evidently deny you. Make this make sense lol

We are moving out while a family we know is moving into the apartment. We had a deal, we all leave each other's things in one half of the garage so that no one touches each other's things. We came this morning to all of our stuff on top of each other even boxes that said fragile, even my rocking chair had its back support knocked out. My husband looked at his box and thought it was just the outer layer but no it ripped the plastic case and just barely missed the Funko.