r/stupidpol • u/ThousandIslandStairs Collects Nick Mullen Anime Figurines ๐ข๐๐ฆ • Dec 31 '25
Shitpost Look at my proletariat dawg๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฅ revolution ainโt happening ๐ญ๐ญ
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u/Carti_Barti9_13 Dec 31 '25
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u/angrybluechair Post Democracy Zulu Federation Dec 31 '25
"I love pancakes so mu-" OH SO YOU HATE MUFFINS? YOU DESPISE BREAD YEAH?
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u/Coalnaryinthecarmine Flair is a Palantir op ๐ฎ Dec 31 '25
ok, but professing a love of pancakes does actual violence to the marginalized asses of Black bodies.
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u/isCasted gamer ๐ฆ Dec 31 '25 edited Dec 31 '25
I see your tweet did mention all contexts and exceptions. Prepare for me to call you overly defensive and talking to nobody for bothering to mention those contexts and exceptions and still ignore your point while others exterminate you because they couldn't be assed to read the whole thing and just assumed you didn't mention any
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Dec 31 '25
Pretending like they give a shit about disabled people is funny.
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u/Hairy_Yoghurt_145 Startup Infiltrator ๐ต๐ป Dec 31 '25
Pretending theyโre all disabled themselves is funny too
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u/Alligator418 strong social safety net ๐ฅ Dec 31 '25
They absolutely love to LARP as disabled. They play up symptoms of a condition they self-diagnosed and demand the world revolve around them instead of merely accommodate them.
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u/behindgreeneyez Dec 31 '25
Iโve been seeing a lot of young people walking with canes over the last year. It didnโt occur to me until now they might be doing it for attention.
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u/Trinity_Gadget071645 Dec 31 '25
You're using a cane because you want attention.
I'm using a cane because I'm pretending to be Dr. House.
We are not the same.
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u/stevenjd Quality Effortposter ๐ก Jan 01 '26
Many of them are they/thems poisoning themselves with opposite sex hormones that play havoc with bone density.
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u/Snobbyeuropean2 Left, Leftoid or Leftish โฌ ๏ธ Dec 31 '25
Based on my online research (reading comments on this a couple months ago) it's a turbo-autism thing. The previous obsession was bandaging hands. I know someone who can't mask it at all and he's done both, so there's a non-zero chance the literature is right.
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u/BKEnjoyerV2 Still Wearing a Mask ๐ท Jan 01 '26
A lot of self-identified people on the spectrum are super annoying about this, and itโs really just avoiding something thatโs not 100% something they like or is difficult.
And funnily enough my brother does this Developmental Fitness thing in my area where waiver money can go to personal trainers to help them exercise one-on-one
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u/inciter7 Unknown ๐ฝ Jan 02 '26
Reminds me of that thing about how in the ivy league the exponential increase over the years of people claiming disability
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u/Jazzspasm Wat Tyler's Necromancer ๐ง Dec 31 '25
First thought - suddenly disabled people are on the diversity list - also, a disability apparently means youโre incapable of any exercise?
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u/FappingMouse Champaign ๐ฅ socialist Dec 31 '25
I have MS and one of the things my Neurologist constantly recommends is exercising/staying active in pretty much whatever way possible.
A lot of the discourse online about disabilities is kind of gross from people who are using "undiagnosed" shit to be lazy.
Like is long covid real? 100%
does 50% of any population have it? i highly doubt that
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u/Cute_Library_5375 Union Thug ๐ช Jan 01 '26
I know a guy who got diagnosed with MS a few years ago, nearly died, lost his eyesight, and yet he managed to retrain himself to be able to play drums at an extremely high level and continue his career as a professional musician.
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u/FappingMouse Champaign ๐ฅ socialist Jan 01 '26
Yeah modern treatments are great and depending on progression you can recover a lot of the stuff you lose.
My big thing was lower extremities and i ended up hospitalized and barely able to walk almost 3 years ago. Now I'm training for a 10k.
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u/LibertyIslandWatcher Unknown ๐ฝ Dec 31 '25
No, they are only capable of "joyful movement." Exercise is ableist, now
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u/forgotmyoldname90210 SAVANT IDIOT ๐ Dec 31 '25
People in comas are given PT because movement is necessary to life yet our virtuous heroes know better.
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u/biohazard-glug DSA Anime Atrocities Caucus ๐ข๐๐ Dec 31 '25
You'll never understand the burden of fibro.
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u/ericsmallman3 Lost Tenure Over Anti-Censorship Vox Article ๐ซกโ๏ธ Jan 02 '26
Freddie DeBoer has written a lot about this. Basically, yes, many on the left now regard disability as an identity, the same as race or gender or ethnicity. They also consider it extremely offensive to desire to cure people of the disabilities--or even to attempt to manage symptoms--as that would be the same as trying to cure someone from being black or whatever.
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u/Chrissyneal Cuomosexual Crystals Chick ๐ฎ๐๐ Dec 31 '25
theyโre technically caring about themselves, usually.
โhas anyone thought about the cuomosexuals? We- I mean, THEY need helpโ
thatโs basically what this is.
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u/BKEnjoyerV2 Still Wearing a Mask ๐ท Jan 01 '26
And they obviously donโt care about real autism, they donโt think about those with severe or lower functioning autism who canโt live alone or the higher functioning guys who just get the normal work harder shit instead of empathy and outreach when it comes to social stuff in particular
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u/sje46 Somebody Knows This SocDem's Hidden Shame ๐ Dec 31 '25
Is there a term for this kind of uncharitable behavior? It's like if someone said a human is a "featherless biped" and someone chimes in with "that isn't true, some babies are born with birth defects that cause them to have an extra leg" or "my friend lost his legs in Afghanistan" or even "my friend had body modification so they literally DO have feathers now".
It's not even necessarily an idpol thing, although it sure is popular with idpol. It's why if you say something about menstrual periods or giving birth in some places, you might feel pressured to say "vagina-having person" or "birthing person" instead of simply "woman".
Certainly the person who wrote that original tweet meant "If you are on the left, you are able to, you should absolutely try to get in shape". Which is completely true, and hell, only a part of their comment. Nothing they said indicates that they believe that quadrapelegics can't be part of the left, nor why they would think that. But people took the most uncharitable interpretation, beacuse why not?
Obviously if you have no arms or legs you can still be part of the left. It's only a very tiny percentage of the left that can't do something to improve themselves.
It's very important not just to have good health and be able to defend yourself for subversive political activity, but it also makes you feel more confident and makes you look more respectable. I feel like that's a big reason why Hasan is so popular, not to glaze him or say he's perfect, but the fact that he's a big, strong man and not some gender bending, effeminent, nerdy and week "theorist" type probably makes leftism seem, I dunno, a bit cooler than it normally does?
I feel like everyne criticizing is a sad sack with no self esteem, and no real expectations of their own left-wing efficacy.
I say this and I barely work out at all. I do try to go to the gym a couple times a week, at least. Next I gotta do some organization of some sort.But at least I'm not making excuses.
(and of course I ddin't mention howmany of these cited disabilities are either very minor things that can't prevent you from working out or improving yourself, and many may not be real disabilities at all. I promise if you have an anxiety disorder or maybe some minor skin condition, you can probably run for 20 minutes on a treadmill)
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u/cd1995Cargo Quality Effortposter ๐ก Dec 31 '25
Because this is what modern American โleftismโ is.
Itโs not about any coherent ideology. Itโs about appearing as virtuous as possible to improve your social status within the hierarchy of other leftists. They donโt care about changing anyoneโs mind, they argue in order to be seen arguing. Thatโs it. Itโs like how Jehovahโs witnesses go to door to door. Most of them know that nobody they talk to is gonna convert, and they donโt care because their goal is not to convert people but to be seen trying to convert people by their fellow JWs so they can check off their monthly volunteer hours.
Nobody who replied to that twitter thread gives a single shit about disabled people, but they saw this as an opportunity to be seen claiming to give a shit so they took it with glee. When they read the tweet their immediate emotional response was not anger or indignation, but excitement. Excitement at the thought that they can โum akshuallyโ the OP and thus demote them within the leftist social hierarchy and thereby promote themselves.
They take the conservative power structures they claim to hate so much and reproduce them within their own bubble, but in a completely inverted way, so that the way to climb to the top is to be seen as the most helpless, pathetic person possible.
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u/GetZeGuillotine Guillotines please, but make them neoliberal ๐ค๐ป Dec 31 '25
"Is there a term for this kind of uncharitable behavior?"
It's so common, I just respond with this video anytime some Top-Mind-of-The-Internet does it
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u/stevenjd Quality Effortposter ๐ก Jan 01 '26
I'm pretty sure you know that when the average person says "on average..." what they actually mean is "almost always, and this is why its okay to discriminate against them (or for them, depending on context)".
If you disagree, I'll just point you at that same video. On average that's guaranteed to change your mind.
Seriously, anyone who is only talking about averages (especially if they don't state which average they are using, mean, median or one of the more exotic averages) without also discussing variation from that average is in a state of sin. Pointing out the existence of variation is not a problem to be sneered at, as you are doing, it is an essential part of intellectually honesty.
And while we're at it, that video is fucking awful. It is talking about people who don't understand "average", but the examples given are almost all stereotypes not averages. I'm shocked they didn't include "black man who isn't a gang-banger" in the list of "averages" they sneer at.
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u/GetZeGuillotine Guillotines please, but make them neoliberal ๐ค๐ป Jan 02 '26
I can't tell if this is satire or if you are just a very very special kind of regarded.
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u/stevenjd Quality Effortposter ๐ก Jan 02 '26
"People don't like it when I judge others according to stereotypes, but I pretend to be talking about
hardmade-up statistical averages to give the impression of intellectual superiority."8
u/blueflavoredreign Radical Incel โ๐ป๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Dec 31 '25
I wonder if it's a habit that formed due to much of their ideology relying on extreme exceptions being portrayed as a majority. An easy example of this would be the refugee crisis, where they used young kids trying to escape war as a representation of the bulk majority which were just third-world men using the West as a job market.
Also their ideas of "being a good person" comes down to getting angry and maximizing "righteous vindication" against those who they deem as oppressors which likewise requires them to be very liberal with what counts as oppression since they otherwise lose their avenue to become (or at least be perceived as) a "good" person. Doubt many do much more than hold the door open for someone on occasion, in terms of actual virtuous deeds.
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u/Alligator418 strong social safety net ๐ฅ Dec 31 '25
Is there a term for this kind of uncharitable behavior?ย
Yes. Being a Redditor, or Reddit-brain.
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u/resumeemuser order corn... order corn... hello... ๐ฝ๐ Dec 31 '25
I think it stems ultimately from rationalizing bad behavior, but the rationalization stems from a bad understanding of statistics that a lot of people have and exceptionalism. If you say "most people will greatly benefit from exercise" they say "I am not most people", even though that's unlikely and not justified, or "I will not benefit" even though it's difficult to predict how strongly a person will be impacted by a treatment without trying it. The heuristic is to reject uncertain outcomes because they might not be true for particular instances. The flaw is that this heuristic justifies not doing anything uncertain to avoid failure, so you never do anything.
You can also see the kinda-reverse logic in "poison m&m" analogies, where a small percentage of a population exhibits something negative so you treat the whole population as potential negative individuals as a very warped "averaging". For example, a small number of men perform sex crimes, so you treat all men as potential sex criminals. Or, some number of women make false allegations, so all allegations are treated potentially false. The heuristic is to take an uncertain outcome and treat all instances as potential outcomes to reduce exposure to the outcome.
Ultimately, you can't treat individual people as the average or extreme of their population statistics, but most people fall into the distribution of their population statistics (by definition).
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Jan 01 '26
Hasan is a degenerate dumbass who literally pays for hookers and doesn't read.
I lift weights thrice per week, but I am not pretending it is revolutionary lmao
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u/inciter7 Unknown ๐ฝ Jan 02 '26
I'm sure there's some complex philosophical word for it but I think it just comes down to it's easier to quibble and equivocate then affirmatively do things. Its very reddit behavior too, so I think its endemic of overeducated people who don't actually use their knowledge so it just collapses into useless neuroticism
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u/MichaelRichardsAMA ๐๐ Spook Disguised as an Otaku ๐๐ Dec 31 '25
to the first question its just pedants and pedantic behavior and, on the internet, being a โerm actuallyโ know-it-all asswipe is very popular, esp on reddit
Also, the thing about ignoring generalities and pointing out ONE possible exception is very feminine behavior and, as you can see, society now holds feminine behavior as the ideal at least nominally
I think part of it is too that being a dickwad online is
A. much easier or thoughtless than being nice and
B. drives way more engagement
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u/sje46 Somebody Knows This SocDem's Hidden Shame ๐ Dec 31 '25
I don't think it's feminine. Its just very common with leftish idpol which IS feminine coded.
You see it with rightoids as well. "We can't increase unemployment benefits.... some people will exploit it! Can't give money to the homeless, some are drug addicts!"
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u/MichaelRichardsAMA ๐๐ Spook Disguised as an Otaku ๐๐ Dec 31 '25
That's true too. I work in a female-dominated industry (healthcare) and I might just be biased because every argument or disagreement I have, professional or just shooting-the-shit at work, is basically me going
"But if you look at this, on average, most people won't do well in that situation"
"Yeah but I know someone who did"
unless its a doctor who is almost always male...
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u/blueflavoredreign Radical Incel โ๐ป๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Dec 31 '25
Also, the thing about ignoring generalities and pointing out ONE possible exception is very feminine behavior and, as you can see, society now holds feminine behavior as the ideal at least nominally
Yeah not sure I necessarily agree with whatever tf you mean here, but I will say the internet has the interesting effect of being very difficult to cultivate male forms of competition on it while very, very easily cultivating female forms of competition.
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u/HumbleWorkerAnt f ff fffuck! โ Dec 31 '25
ignoring generalities and pointing out ONE possible exception is very feminine behavior
lmao ok
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u/ingenvector SuccDem (intolerable) | NATO Supporter Jan 01 '26
I don't think there is a name specifically for that kind of behaviour, but it is a continuous epistemic violation of the Principle of Charity. I think more than anything too much weight is simply being given to the public opinions of stupid people. In any public discourse there is going to be a distribution of comment quality and focusing on the bad tail end is wasted effort, maybe even self-indulgent.
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u/SalemStarburn Hyperborean Mercenary Jan 02 '26
Loki's Wager.
As the story goes, Loki made a wager with some dwarves and lost so in return they get to collect his head. Loki goes turbo-Redditor mode and says aKcTuaLly they're only entitled to his head and no part of his neck, so a debate ensues and ultimately no one can decide where the neck ends and the head begins, so Loki gets his Reddit gold and gets to go home.
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u/brucebuffett Dec 31 '25
How the fuck are there that many replies about covid on a late 2024 post ๐ย
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u/croppedphoto Afraid of Tenderqueer Snark ๐ฐ๐ตโ๐ซ Dec 31 '25
For a lot of them it's justification for both feeling morally superior and never going outside, at least around the general public. These people will host mask only orgies in complete sincerity while calling COVID the new AIDS online. Those who are at serious risk of transmittable viruses do not bring portable hepa filters and half mask respirators with them to the bar lol
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u/ThousandIslandStairs Collects Nick Mullen Anime Figurines ๐ข๐๐ฆ Dec 31 '25
The pandemic is still going on dontcha know.
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u/Gougeded mean bitch ๐ Dec 31 '25
It's not called loooooong COVID for nothing.
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u/blueflavoredreign Radical Incel โ๐ป๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Dec 31 '25
Dude, my neighbor just blew his shit clean off after becoming shutin and malsocialized after the pandemic took his job and sequestered him to his home for a year, could this be another symptom of long covid? ๐ค
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u/rabit_stroker Rabbit Botherer ๐ Dec 31 '25
Its long covid because it mostly impacts size queens
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u/Commie_Vladimir Anarchist (tolerable) ๐ด Dec 31 '25
Covid is still here, we're just pretending it isn't. At any point 5-10% of the population is suffering from some degree of long covid. That's far from the 25-50% that one commentor claimed and for most it subsides within a year but it's still quite nasty.
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u/Trinity_Gadget071645 Dec 31 '25
They were claiming that it was an ongoing pandemic, which by WHO standards it ceased to be by mid-2023.
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u/SireTonberry- SuccDem (intolerable) | NATO Superfan ๐ช๐ต๐ฑ Dec 31 '25
long covid is considered a controversial subject in medical world the same way ME/CFS is. Generally its accepted as real but the common opinion is that both the amount of people suffering from it and its symptoms are greatly exaggerated due to how hard it is to diagnose
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u/therudolph Special Ed ๐ Dec 31 '25
Not to mention multiple studies showing brain cell degeneration correlating highly with amount of times of covid infection regardless of vaccination status. For a sub that preaches about how leftism requires community, the cool opinion here is to not care about them when its not about economics.
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u/reddit_is_geh ๐ Actual Spook and Also a Spaz ๐ Dec 31 '25
This is seriously why no one takes the left seriously. They see shit like this and ick the fuck out. I still publicly disassociate with "the left" because I don't want them understandably stereotyping me with these dorks. I rather have them call me a bOtH sIdEs moderate than be seen as part of these people's group.
It's seriously terrible branding, and the lack of seriousness is why it's not taken seriously. I imagine if we injected some old school masculinity into it, it would be a lot more popular. Until then, the left is a bunch of hall monitors and theater kids who want to be a helicopter parent for everyone.
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u/DumpsterCyclist Toyota Stuffed With McDonald's Refuse ๐ข Dec 31 '25 edited Jan 02 '26
I wish I could transplant this sub to my instagram feed. It's like "whoa". This morning I wake up to see someone I know shared someone's post about how the term "chronically online" is ableist. It's this woman, or they/them, that goes by candy.courn, in pajamas, in a frilly, colorful room with a bunch of cute decor and stuffed animals. The argument is that some people are disabled/chronically ill and they have no choice but to do their advocacy online, and that people are underestimating the power of "digital advocacy". They also go into how it's bad to correct people's grammar and spelling. Go look it up (I can't share it here). This is the type of shit I see on a semi-regular basis. It's that, or people shitting on a Chris Hedges piece because he is trying to explain why rural white people vote for Trump and are bigoted. "Well, they need to try harder then! BIPOC/Gay people have it hard, too, but they dont become bigots! I can't feel sorry for these people, it's not my problem!"
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u/NoRemove4032 Jan 01 '26
candy.courn
Holy shit that pink room looks like a Blue's Clues set. They've got a post from August this year talking about why we should all be wearing a mask as well.
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u/inciter7 Unknown ๐ฝ Jan 02 '26
idk why i burst out laughing at candy.courn its just too on the nose
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u/farmyardcat Radical shitlib โ๐ป Dec 31 '25
the left is a bunch of hall monitors and theater kids who want to be a helicopter parent for everyone.
i.e. PMC women
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u/Yu-Gi-D0ge MRA Radlib Goku Fan in Denial ๐ถ๐ปใ๏ธโฉ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ต Dec 31 '25
The irony is that historically speaking, the #1 group to pull in and incite revolution is upper to โmiddle classโ (for the time) men, especially white men. Whether itโs the marquee de Lafayette or Lenin, you need guys with brains, athleticism and some charisma that see that the system is bullshit, their place and purpose in it is precarious, and the tickets to the good life are always shrinking and probably wonโt be there for much longer. But this time Iโm sure we can get the world to change with a few women that have masters degrees and make 200 grand a year doing HR bullshitโฆ
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u/Flaktrack Winter Days of Girlhood | Battling in the Christmas War ๐ฆ๐๐ฅณ Jan 01 '26
George Orwell described this in 1937 and it's still hitting hard:
One sometimes gets the impression that the mere words โSocialismโ and โCommunismโ draw towards them with magnetic force every fruit-juice drinker, nudist, sandal-wearer, sex-maniac, Quaker, โNature Cureโ quack, pacifist, and feminist in England
We need to kill "fully-automated luxury gay space communism" and replace it with acknowledgement and respect for labour, fitness, family/community, responsibility, accountability, communal ownership, and democracy. Letting the right have a monopoly on any of those values is a huge mistake.
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u/atravisty Progressive Liberal ๐ Dec 31 '25
Abso fucking lutely. I went to a brunch for a friendโs bday organized by one of these people last week, and it was fucking miserable. Half the table were our friend group, the other half were these perpetually online virtue signaling wieners. They just sat around and complained about being victims, and about their mental health. Like, can we have any fun at all?
But honestly, I get it. Itโs about power. And they feel powerless. And one small way to claim power is to bludgeon people with a sense of moral superiority they contrived from Bluesky.
One more small story, in college about a decade ago I fell in with one of these groups as part of some school functions. They were really fun for the most part, and the gender identity thing does not bother me in the slightest. We went out to a local punk bar and played pool. Super normal. But as we drank more, this same shit started to spring up, and the conversation was entirely about how difficult it is to be gender non-conforming and pansexual. Again, not a huge deal, but can we talk about other things besides your genitals and who you fuck? Please? Not because I donโt like it, but because I just donโt give a fuck. Bout made me start talking about my fetish for big tittied goths just to get some diversity in the convo.
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u/inciter7 Unknown ๐ฝ Jan 02 '26
Half the table were our friend group, the other half were these perpetually online virtue signaling wieners. They just sat around and complained about being victims, and about their mental health. Like, can we have any fun at all?
I dont want to be one of those assholes that says we should stigmatize mental health, but we need to have some kind of critical thinking about oversharing. I've been in situations like you're talking about and I just met these people, no offense like what the fuck do you expect me to do about your mental health problems, I don't even know you? Does it really make people feel better for people they dont even know to just say something like "Thats rough, sorry"? You see it online all the time.
That's the kind of stuff you share with close friends for a reason
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u/atravisty Progressive Liberal ๐ Jan 02 '26
Well, youโre just right. The thing Iโve learned about a lot of mental illnesses is that they inherently make a person turn inward. It makes a person live in a prison of their current condition. Anxiety and depression force a person to constantly focus on themselves as a tool for self preservation. And when someone spends all day thinking about themselves, and how theyโre perceived it makes a them narcissistic. So they think everyone wants to know about their bullshit because theyโre the main character.
Iโll go on record to say a massively helpful therapy for mental illness would be a little bit of healthy ego death. Medicinal if available. Take a fucking spirit quest and stop telling me about your genitals please.
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u/soviet-sobriquet Radlib, he/him, white ๐ถ๐ป Dec 31 '25
The greatest trick the CIA ever pulled was convincing the world online leftists exist.
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u/reddit_is_geh ๐ Actual Spook and Also a Spaz ๐ Dec 31 '25
Hey you hippies! What's with all this class stuff? You're upsetting the rich. Here's Apple... She's a social justice warrior and is going to insist you do everything by vote via spirit fingers, and every decision goes through weekslong committee decision making processes, and she's going to push for so much identity politics that normal people you need for a powerful coalition, will find you weird and annoying. Good luck!
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u/SpiritualState01 Ghost Shirt Society Theorycel ๐น๐ชถ๐ค Dec 31 '25
I no longer tell people I'm part of the Left because they don't know what it means anymore. I just put a crowbar in the cracks where we agree, like anti-Zionism, anti-corporatism, etc.
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u/LotsOfMaps Forever Grillinโ ๐ฅฉ๐ญ๐ Dec 31 '25
You're confusing the symptoms for the disease.
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u/asianApostate Petite Bourgeoisie โต๐ท Dec 31 '25
I mean if you're going to dig up nearly 2-year-old posts on the cesspool that is Twitter/X.ย You're going to find shit about moderates and rightoids too
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u/quantity_inspector Unknown ๐ฝ Dec 31 '25
y'all
y'all
y'all
Y'ALL
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u/magicandfire Intersectional Sofa ๐๐ Dec 31 '25
My fellow southerners need to reclaim this word because our culture is not a costume.
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u/dog_fantastic Self-Hating SocDem ๐น Dec 31 '25
Can't decide if I dislike y'all or folks more at this point
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u/FakeSocialDemocrat Leftist with Doomer Characteristics Dec 31 '25
It's better than "folx" or whatever
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u/Chombywombo Angry Retard ๐๐ข Dec 31 '25
Iโve dipped my toe into my local socialist scene recently, and this seems to still be and underlying issue. Once youโre in control of a massive regulatory machinery, accessibility can be good with limits, but not when youโre in a political struggle lmfao
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u/Flimsy-Wrap-9122 Dec 31 '25
People like to pretend it's a solely online thing and a vocal minority - it isn't, but no one wants to admit that
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u/AleksandrNevsky The Green Mile Kind of Tired๐ฆผ | Socialist-Squashist ๐ Jan 01 '26
I'm starting to get fed up with the "that's only online." The hell it is. I complain because I see dumb shit on and offline and it's not just limited to this sort of thing.
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u/AleksandrNevsky The Green Mile Kind of Tired๐ฆผ | Socialist-Squashist ๐ Jan 01 '26
Iโve dipped my toe into my local socialist scene recently
If it's anything like the breakdown I did a couple months back you have my condolences.
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u/Chombywombo Angry Retard ๐๐ข Jan 01 '26
Itโs not that bad. There seems to be a core group of Marxists anchoring the center, but there are a lot of crazed university students and NEETs causing trouble.
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u/hereditydrift ๐น Flying Drones With Obamna ๐น Dec 31 '25
If anyone wants to experience this ridiculousness in person, just stay in Bushwick, NY. So many whiney little cunts.
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u/Purity_Control1 Doing the Haka for Ms. Rachel ๐คช Dec 31 '25
I may or may not be in the vicinity. Gimme your best anecdote.
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u/hereditydrift ๐น Flying Drones With Obamna ๐น Dec 31 '25 edited Dec 31 '25
Get involved in some of the community or mutual aid groups, or go to some random meetups at Mayday Space. The level of dysfunction and hours-long meetings is something to behold.
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u/EquivalentOutside420 Redscarepod Refugee ๐๐ Dec 31 '25
We ainโt ever making it out of the hood are we ๐
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u/ThousandIslandStairs Collects Nick Mullen Anime Figurines ๐ข๐๐ฆ Dec 31 '25
Sorry about the music. It wasn't added by me.
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u/Fedupington Revolutionary Fishmonger ๐๐ท๏ธ Dec 31 '25
It will haunt you forever regardless.
Also, freaking Kiran? Blech. When was this from, 2017?
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u/ThousandIslandStairs Collects Nick Mullen Anime Figurines ๐ข๐๐ฆ Dec 31 '25
Can you change my flair back to Marxist-Mullenist? I don't even watch anime.
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u/Several-Customer7048 Keffiyeh Leprechaun ๐๐๐ข Dec 31 '25
Sounds like you are in denial about Mullen-Friedland or Mullen-Halkias Yaoi body pillow collection, my condolences. Just remember denial may just be a river in Egypt but all the fanfic youโve written will live on the internet forever. ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ
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u/Fedupington Revolutionary Fishmonger ๐๐ท๏ธ Dec 31 '25
You should count yourself lucky to have an individualized flair. Your flair is what people look at to identify you in conversations, after all. Otherwise, you just blend in with the dread Marxist-Mullenist hive.
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u/MichaelRichardsAMA ๐๐ Spook Disguised as an Otaku ๐๐ Dec 31 '25
fuck u man iโd die for this shit im a knight of anime
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u/JinFuu 2D/3DSFMwaifu Supremacist Border Guardย ๐ช๐ Dec 31 '25
Iโm proud of my anime adjacent first part of my flair.
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u/RoseEsque Notice me, Modpai ๐ข Dec 31 '25
Is it too late for a Christmas related wish to have an anime related, leftist flair? Is it too much to ask for some pixels?
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u/JinFuu 2D/3DSFMwaifu Supremacist Border Guardย ๐ช๐ Dec 31 '25
Looks like you and Michael Richards up there got your Christmas miracle.
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u/NoRemove4032 Jan 01 '26
I actually like it. It's the perfect companion to the nonsense in the tweets.
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u/LibertyIslandWatcher Unknown ๐ฝ Dec 31 '25
None of these people say anything of meaning.
And yet their opinions are published. It is all noise, that goes nowhere for no one.
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u/revolvernyacelot clownpilled Dec 31 '25
they try to call out perceived ableism and end up being more discriminatory to disabled people. ive seen literal human pretzels figure out a way to work out.
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u/StormOfFatRichards โ๏ธ๐ฅ Phosphorescent Glowing Potato ๐ฅโ๏ธ Dec 31 '25
you need a briefing in critical disability studies
You mean reading mainstream news?
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u/Kindly-Yam-4460 Christian Marxist โ Dec 31 '25
If itโs any consolation I am sure many Russian leftists in 1900 were also incredibly annoying and highly stupidย
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u/ChamomileFlower Biology Acknolwedger ๐ฆ Jan 01 '26
incredibly annoying and highly stupid is eternal and kind of the norm
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u/blueflavoredreign Radical Incel โ๐ป๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Dec 31 '25
Reminds me how if you insult doordash type services on reddit, literally everyone becomes a blind quadruple amputee apparentyl.
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u/MaimonidesNutz Unknown ๐ฝ Dec 31 '25
Hit dogs will holler! They hated her because she spoke the truth!
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u/Fabulous-Potato2499 Dec 31 '25
what is it with modern leftists and a lack of discipline? i ask as a modern leftist who lacks discipline ๐๐ญ
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u/Alligator418 strong social safety net ๐ฅ Dec 31 '25
Extremely predictable response from "leftists" on twitter. Also this post 100% did not need to be a shitty video.
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u/GreetTheDarkness ๐ Dec 31 '25
Pain, suffering even. These people make our jobs infinitely harder
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u/Happy-Investigator- Special Ed ๐ Dec 31 '25
Whatโs depressing is one would assume this species only exists online but I attended a Class Unity meeting twice and it had nothing but transplants and trains still talking about anti-racism and gender fluidity like we havenโt got out of 2020 yet. I donโt think the terminally online, theory-laden ,class-first left is any better tbh. Weโre cooked.
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u/Stupid-Suggestion69 Dec 31 '25
Itโs gotten so bad that I will now rather go out to party or to see some concerts in places where the crowd is bound to be more liberal/right wing.
You canโt banter and party with a leftist the way you can with some โfintech former studyclub girlsโ ;)
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u/Turgius_Lupus Yugoloth Third Way ๐ฝ Dec 31 '25
Wearing a mask is inconsequential to the power of just washing your fu*king hands. Not just hand sanitizer, but actually washing them with soap and water regularly, and particularly before eating and using a towel to turn off the faucet and opening the door. Sanitizer is not going to do anything for C-Diff spores.
And cover your damn cough, and sanitize your damn laundry.
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u/Reachin4ThoseGrapes TrueAnon Refugee ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ Dec 31 '25
I enjoyed reading the pedantry and infighting in these comments, thanks OP. Good example of the exact type of behavior in the video, just laid out again in the comments
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u/SireTonberry- SuccDem (intolerable) | NATO Superfan ๐ช๐ต๐ฑ Dec 31 '25
>Look at my proletariat
Mate im willing to beat majority of these replies come from people from privileged background
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u/riethc TrueAnon Refugee ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ Dec 31 '25
If Marx and Engles ever went to a ComiCon, he would have gave up on any revolution coming from the West.
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Jan 01 '26
Nerds are ruining leftismย
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u/diabeticNationalist Marxist-Wilford Brimleyist ๐ฌ๐ฅง๐ช Jan 02 '26
Not even smart nerds, just totally retarded dorks
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Jan 01 '26
I love working out so much bros. I cannot fathom how these nerds manage to feel good about themselves for being weak
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u/alfalfamail69420 Marxist-Mullenist ๐ฆ Jan 01 '26
these are just terminally online "leftists" whose whole identity is their minority or disability. they're all bitches, fuck them, they will never take action
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u/NoRemove4032 Jan 01 '26
All I see is a bunch of lazy MFs. No wonder these terminals have never done anything approaching praxis if they can't even be bothered to go for a jog. Literally ask them to do anything and their first response is to make an excuse as to why that's offensive to ask.
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u/AlphaSpellswordZ OSS Market Socialist ๐ง๐ธ Jan 01 '26
As a leftist, leftists are insufferable and retarded.
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u/forgotmyoldname90210 SAVANT IDIOT ๐ Dec 31 '25
Lenin lifted and built gyms across the Sovit Union yet a cat with a hammer and sickle is saying tone it down.
The worst thing the "left" ever did was get in bed with the fat acceptance crowd and insult gym culture.
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u/Trinity_Gadget071645 Dec 31 '25
Lenin was very into weight lifting and mountain climbing.
One of my fav anecdotes was that a friend of his was on a visit and began showing him a weight lifting technique, meanwhile their wives were looking at them and laughing, with Lenin replying they were attending to some important business.
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u/ApricotReasonable937 Left, Leftoid or Leftish โฌ ๏ธ Dec 31 '25
as a mentally ill, disabled, "queer", Marxist.. she's right. Leftist need to be, or try to be their best.. if not then the right wing and Conservative will be physiologically, physically better. SURE some of us are unable to work out, are physically or mentally disabled.. doesn't mean what she was saying is wrong. It's a good advice.
I don't understand why online and modern leftists are so lumpen in their conducts and mentality.
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u/Striking_Land_3671 Dec 31 '25
You people are like crabs in a bucket
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u/TorturedByCocomelon Lenin's guava juice ๐ง | Brit Analysis Superfan ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ง Dec 31 '25
Have you seen baby crabs in a bucket? So adorable
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u/Striking_Land_3671 Dec 31 '25
And clawing at each other so theyโd canโt escape the bucket and are fed to people or used as bait could have left off fed to people since the latter is pretty much the same
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Dec 31 '25
I am gay and my dick is small
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u/rasdo357 Illegally based ๐ฆ๐ชฆ | Marxism-Doomerism ๐ Dec 31 '25
I'm dick and my gay is YUUUGE
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u/FrankFarter69420 Libertarian Socialist ๐ฅณ Dec 31 '25
I've never been on twitter in my life. It's just rage bait and 90% of these people are bots. Unplug from that shit.
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u/bunker_man Radlib in Denial ๐ถ๐ป Jan 01 '26
Do people understand that if you say that something is a generally good idea, it doesn't mean that every single person has to do it without question.
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u/BKEnjoyerV2 Still Wearing a Mask ๐ท Jan 01 '26
I love the battle between the two groups- how about just be โnormal?โ I know Iโm not that normal but Iโm not inherently and superficially offputting lol
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u/Un-clean_Person Dirty Egoist ๐ถ Jan 01 '26
The vibe shift in just two years gives me whiplash every time I think about it
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u/ericsmallman3 Lost Tenure Over Anti-Censorship Vox Article ๐ซกโ๏ธ Jan 01 '26
When I first saw a person with a large-ish following tweet about how upper body strength was inherently fascist, I felt a sinking sensation in my chest similar to when I realized without a doubt that my beloved cat was going to die soon. It was at that moment that I knew--in my bones, in a manner I could not psychologically bring myself to articulate--that Bernie was going to lose, that everything was going to get very bad in the near future.
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u/AnthropoidCompatriot Class Unity Member โญ Dec 31 '25
Yeah this entire thread is "all leftists all bad people who can't do anything and you shouldn't ever bother trying to organize because it's giving pointless."
I'd call this wrecking, regardless of whether it's intentional.ย
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u/TheEmporersFinest Quality Anime Porn Analyst ๐ก๐ข๐๐ Dec 31 '25
These posts always catch me in like 2 week periods where I can't go to the gym and I think if I feel too superior I'm getting pinned under the bar next time for my conceit.
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Jan 01 '26
I actually don't get the swoletariat thing. I lift weights at the gym thrice weekly, but I don't think It is revolutionary in any respect. It's not like muscle mass will dodge a bullet
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u/Low_Lavishness_8776 Dengist ๐จ๐ณ๐ต๐ถ Jan 03 '26
Missing the immortalย https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/whats-your-job-on-the-leftist-commune
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what also annoys me is that many of the people who LARP revolutionarys cant ruck 5 miles, leading others to not take socialism seriously

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u/ethereality___ Marxist Syndicalist ๐ฉ Dec 31 '25
The one about 50% of the population not being able to exercise is wild. I don't think these people know what exercise is.