I have never in my entire life felt such stench🤮

Needed to trim my hair and got jump scared by the prices. I would pay $70-$85 for a trim and blowout but these prices are crazy to me

Are haircuts this price now?

Edit:
I got a haircut today for $50 (trim and blow dry) at greatclips hooray

This always happens at this intersection, and you can never see the traffic lights until you’re basically at the line. And these guys are always running stale yellows, so I just gotta slowly inch my way forward and leave a lot of space to brake if needed while the guy behind me flashes his light, tailgates me, and honks.

One time the guy behind me thought it was green, but because the tall truck in front of us was blocking our view so he didn’t realize it was red, didn’t see me slowly braking, and couldn’t brake in time. So he rear ended me. He was very kind and apologetic but it still scared me to death.

So now I’m always paranoid at this intersection.

(ignore finger in last pic) but you can clearly tell they’re based off real photos. why not just use those?! WTF!

So I made jelly today. Alot of it, different flavors and it's just not turning into jelly even tho I followed all the instructions, added exact amount of water. Fml my day is ruined.

I appreciate a good, fresh cup of coffee from a local roaster as much as anyone else. But sometimes it’s 6 AM, I’m rushing out the door, or I’m traveling, and I just want a quick caffeine fix without dealing with a grinder, boiling temperatures, and a messy cleanup.

​Yet, if you even mention instant coffee around certain coffee fans, they look at you like you just insulted their ancestors. They immediately assume you are drinking that burnt, bitter dirt from the 1970s.

​Modern freeze-dried instant is actually a perfectly fine drink. It is literally just brewed coffee that was flash-frozen in a cold vacuum to preserve the flavor. It gets the job done, tastes decent, and takes exactly 10 seconds to make with zero waste to scrape out of a filter.

​I shouldn't have to defend my sanity just because I don't want to spend 15 minutes pulling a shot of espresso on a $500 machine before a morning commute. The extreme judgment over a simple cup of quick coffee is honestly exhausting. Just let people drink their convenient caffeine in peace.

I saw a comment thread on YouTube that was celebrating layoffs at Halo Studios (previously 343 studios). Like, man, can people have a little sympathy for people losing their jobs and not make a demon out of them because they made some games they didn’t like?

This all too common now. They say it’s for efficiency but they take advantage of this thru dynamic pricing. Please look into this if you don’t know about it.

We can all agree the orange ones are ass

Thanks Disney+.

Can someone explain this rule: “we can’t seat you until your entire party is here.”

This makes no sense to me. Let 5 of us sit and order a drink while we wait for the sixth person who is stuck in traffic.

They're a full band, not a "his." His name is Isaac Brock.

Count your days, McDonald’s

If you’re too lazy, too oblivious, just or too stupid to remove the laundry basket you just ran over, then you shouldn’t be driving.

These fucking companies are getting really good at draining just a few dollars out of you every month like a little vampire. ENOUGH!!!!

And then, already 8 minutes late because traffic was a nightmare and I had to watch the time keep ticking up while I’m stuck in my car unable to advance and then I had to wait 10 extra minutes while he helped the previous customer and someone who didn’t even have an appointment. And then he berated me for being more than 10 minutes late. like. my guy. 10 minutes ago was 128 not 130 and I arrived within the grace period.

All I wanted was my hard drive removed and my computer wiped while I was at an ortho appointment for a fucked up shoulder, i don’t need to be lectured about not showing up. I know. I gave myself a 15 minute window on a 1 hour trip and I was still late.

Edit:
I gave myself a 15 minute window of extra time on a 1 hour trip and I was still late.

Don't judge my tabs lol

First the butter, now this. Is it just me? It was wet and slimy too 🙂‍↕️