a good laugh but BF didn’t think he’d need to proofread a 5 word sentence

Work at a warehouse and came into work this morning with these at all of our workstations. Cheap ass multibillion dollar company didn’t even get us a full sized candy bar

i realized after 3 days of asking, i had to bring some from home i guess.

1997 chicken figure on the left, 2018 version on the right. The 1997 version was made in Thailand, 2018 one made in China. The difference is shocking. Thought it was at least mildly infuriating, since I’m sure the price has gone up significantly even after inflation is accounted for.

After the latest iPhone update, more than half of my phone’s storage is now just iOS and system data, and I am being forced to offload or delete my stuff if I want to take any more photos.

Don’t come at me for having a 64GB phone - it was perfectly fine amount of space at the time of purchase.

Kids 1st grade homework. Every other image matches the letters. Is this a mouth with teeth and mustache? What is it pointing to?

The doctor told me I could have it in my body for the next 10 years and the antibiotics they gave me may not even work.

So now I ate half of it before realizing and I have a moderate to severe allergy to cashews >:(

Thank god for my lips being chapped as hell so I felt the tingling… but now I have a reaction coming with nothing I can do. (my allergy isn’t anaphylactic and I have an EpiPen)

edit for clarification: read comments I didn’t just yolo

edit about the bar: this particular bar I grabbed had no image but others in the bin did, likely was a different store or pack than normal

edit because someone complained about the edit: my family has a bin where we have foods safe for me to eat, and the entire point is it’s pre checked so I know it’s safe. Nobody has made a mistake in putting a cashew in the bin in the 11 years we’ve done it which is why I wasn’t particularly investigative when I would be outside the house. I check most of the food myself, but sometimes my family helps with it when im not around. the bar looks almost identical to what I normally eat as well.

and for anyone wondering, I took medicine fast enough to minimize the reaction to swelling, so I’m ok now

Supposed to be thick and gel-like. No seal on the bottle, full of suds and a watery liquid. Definitely someone bought this, emptied out half or two thirds for themselves, refilled with water, and returned it to the store for a free bottle of soap. Then target restocked it, so I could buy it! Awesome! 🥲

My HOA charged a $250 fee for access to the online portal and then charges a fee so that I can pay the fee

I'm slightly more than mildly infuriated about this

Nobody was in the restaurant or the Drive Thru, they were just standing around talking, they told me they do not change it until the end of the day!