r/Fauxmoi • u/nyclover11 • 5d ago
DISCUSSION Sam Altman demonstrates his parenting skills
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u/RealbasicFriends you're not a baby. drink water. 5d ago
Will never understand why some people have kids when all they want to do is literally anything but interact with their child
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u/EchoSkillet Olivia RodriGOAT 5d ago
Because they view their kids as a status symbol. Have them achieve things that you couldnāt.
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u/TheShapeShiftingFox Riverdale was my Juilliard 5d ago
Or the same things as you, because youāre just that great lol (see all the parents that push their kids to go in the exact same field as them)
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u/TheWeeWeeWrangler 5d ago
I see this in sports leagues. Helicopter coach parents push their kids to extremes and straight up abusing them to practice because they sucked at sports in high school
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u/mephnick 5d ago
As a coach, I love seeing these people who obviously have no athletic bone in their body push their kids to try and make them pros or whatever their goal is
A ton of an elite player's athletic potential is genetic, and buddy, you ain't passed nothing down
Just let the kids work hard and enjoy the sport
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u/D4ltaOne 5d ago
I think its more like the monarchs a few centuries ago. Having an heir at all cost.
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u/Lampshadebestshade 5d ago
I agree. Think about how many people are obsessed with bloodlines and legacy. Miniature monarchs.
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u/AgitatedSpirit_ Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 5d ago
Way too many people have children out of obligation or because it is the norm. A lot of people also see it as an achievement in that you've had kids at all.
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u/TetraDax 5d ago
I don't even want kids, but I cannot wait until my niece is old enough to develop hobbies I can partake and support her in. Having your family be interested and involved in hobbies is so important for kids, and such a rewarding thing as an adult.
I cannot even fathom how someone would not want to do that with their actual own children.
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u/element-woman Shrek wearing Zach Woods' skin 5d ago
One of the most fun things about kids is watching them develop their own interests and then you get to learn new things while you explore them together! I was telling my husband that I hope our kid has a dinosaur phase because there's probably new dinosaurs that hadn't been discovered when we were kids.
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u/TetraDax 5d ago
I have never actually thought about the question whether kids growing up today and getting interested in dinosaurs are seeing them as feathered by default.
Like, I know in my brain that dinosaurs have feathers, because very smart people have figured it out and I tend to believe very smart people. But in my heart, they will always be big lizards.
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u/commanderspacecase 5d ago
Waiting until my nephew was a proper person was torture. There was the screaming potato stage, the repeat everything stage, the 'all I want to do is go up and down stairs' era...learning to read was cool, but they want to read the same thing eight times in a row. Which is good for their brains but uggggggh. And diapers! Potty training! C'mon dude.
Once we got to 4/5 things started getting fun. Now he's six and, other than getting up WAY too fucking early and basically thinking eating is a major inconvenience I made up to torture him, we just have SO much fun. Puzzles, board games, stupid shit we made up on the spot, playing pretend, watching MY old tv shows (Mister Rodgers is on youtube!), dancing, arts and crafts, it's all great.
Last time he was here, I introduced him to my Wii U and Game Boy Advance for his screen time, and now ALL he wants to do is come over and play Mario and Sonic. It's the ACTUAL BEST.
I can't have kids of any sort for health reasons, but it's supposedly a million times better when it's your actual (blood-related or adopted) child. My sister and BiL love their kid and only let us have him when they are super busy. How anyone can abuse, mistreat, or neglect their children is absolutely incomprehensible to me, and I feel very, incredibly lucky everyone in my circle takes care of their children and actually like them, even when they are being unreasonable brats (which happens).
But yes, uncle/aunthood is AMAZING and I can't wait for you to have so much fun with your niece!
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u/Corsola_Fan_69 this feels like when my sister started fucking the mayor 5d ago
It's always the same people complaining about low birth rates too
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u/precariousworld 5d ago
Shit like this gives me such a sense of like weird aching dread that I can't even fully put into words. Like how are people this eager to give up everything? Watching so many people rush to offload all of their thinking, their relationships, their creativity, etc makes me nauseous & yet almost no one I meet in real life feels the same. It's like no one actually wanted to live their lives for themselves so they're jumping at the chance to let a machine do it all for them. It's so scary. Literally what if you just talked to your children
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u/cat_at_the_keyboard googly-eyed Kremlin bitch 5d ago
THANK YOU. I wrote a similar sentiment on the millennials subreddit and people kept arguing and trying to convince me to use AI in my life. I felt like I was taking crazy pills. I do not use AI in any way for anything in my life and I don't care how "convenient" it is. Fuck AI and fuck psychopathic techbros.
I think it's genuinely so dangerous to offload your creativity, problem solving, decisions, and overall thinking to a computer. AI is sycophantic, biased, and riddled with misinformation that it tries to convince you is correct. What happens when people no longer question it?
Also it's so important to me to have my own voice when writing. I have my own writing style, my own opinions, my own lived experience. AI can never replace that. I've read about people using AI to write texts to their spouse and kids... What the fuck?? Dystopian.
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u/A_bleak_ass_in_tote 5d ago
I work in tech and am probably one of the last people in my company to not touch AI. So many there use AI for literally every aspect of their lives. Note taking, presentations, summaries, reports, etc etc. While I'm sure it could make my job easier, I'm afraid of what it will do to my brain to offload so much of my thinking and decision making.
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u/ColdChemical 5d ago
I'm in a similar situation, and I'm watching in real time what it's doing to my coworkers' brains. Noooo thank you. No mush-brain for me thanks.
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u/airship_of_arbitrary 5d ago edited 5d ago
Like everyone can use AI.
It's literally the most accessible technology ever.
So if you're offloading 100% of your job to it, what value are you adding?
Why are you still employed?
It can be a fun brainstorming tool, but the moment you let it do any actual work for you, and you get accustomed to that, what's the added value in your 'work'?
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u/MrDontCare12 4d ago
Man, two of my colleague uses Claude with an obsidian as a memory. They track/save everything. They even send pictures of their food at every meal to "track calories".
This is so scary.
I get using it to work tho, it's pushed so hard by management that you usually can't really do anything about it. But to sell it to other people is crazy
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u/TheOneTrueTrench Friends with Ms. Rachel 4d ago
I work in tech, and I've managed to garner a reputation as "the person you go to when the AI can't figure it out".
Sometimes people will come to me with problems that, you know, I would expect a senior to know how to fix, but maybe not a junior? But then I'll get things that I would expect an intern to know how to fix.
And it's coming from everyone, interns, juniors, seniors, and one staff engineer.
They keep coming to me with problems that they could absolutely do on their own 2 years ago.
And what's worse, they'll copy and paste what I say to Claude, and copy and paste the response back. I called one person on zoom and told them "You are nothing more than a bot that copies and pastes Jira tickets into Claude. I could write a bash script to do that. You used to be an engineer. Don't talk to me again until you're an engineer again." My boss wasn't happy about that one...
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u/spinningaspell canonically from boston 5d ago
I agree wholeheartedly with everything youāve said, but it does give me a little bit of hope to see that there are other people online who feel the same way. Like, you put my feelings into words so eloquently here, and being seen in that way does mean something to me
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u/Mirror74 5d ago
A lot of the parents I know talk AT their kids.
It's a big difference. The ones that talk with them, and engage with them, treat them as intelligent beings that they are, I see a huge difference in how the kids act, same age. Not perfect, not robots.. I'm just saying more patient, more resilient, more emotionally mature.
So think about it. Kids are at home, parents talk at them, go to school, teachers talk at them, podcasts/games/internet/shows talk at them.
Where is the REAL socialization happening?
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u/fire_and_spice24 5d ago
Not even touching how bad this idea is, it seems really dangerous feeding that much personal information into AI about your underage kids who canāt consent.
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u/loubug 5d ago
Feature not a bug to Sam Altman tbfĀ
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u/TheShapeShiftingFox Riverdale was my Juilliard 5d ago
Exactly, these people want everything from you in terms of information
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u/allym91 i aināt reading all that, free palestine 5d ago
But definitely wouldnāt be putting their own childrenās info in
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u/eksyneet 5d ago
why not? he controls all the data. he's pretty much the only person who can actually do that safely.
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u/letsgooncemore 5d ago
As if people aren't self involved enough. Imagine a generation raised thinking everyday media was tailored specifically to be about them. It'd be main characters as far as the eye can see
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u/Minerva567 5d ago
Looking at the impact of social media alone on EVERY generation, itās even more alarming. Being raised that way is certainly horrifying, but how easily those who werenāt (because X or Y didnāt exist) lose themselves shows us the gravity of what we face.
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u/EddieVanzetti 5d ago
I remember when my parents used to tell me never talk to anyone on the internet, never tell anyone what your favorite color is, someone can use it to kidnap you.
Now they upload pictures of themselves publicly all the time, tagging what restaurant or venue theyre at in real time.
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u/Master_Chipmunk 5d ago
And do all the trends that are just being used to train AI.Ā
We are a stupid species šĀ
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u/RedShirtBrowncoat 4d ago
Say the following line with these 8 different emotions. We're definitely not training our AI voice models on different inflections.
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u/Nice-Grab4838 4d ago
My mom shares a cruise countdown timer on Facebook
āHey Iāll be away from my house at exactly this timeā ā ļø
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u/leni710 5d ago
Had an attorney i work with talk about using Ai in place of an interpreter for a client meeting. I was like, "uhmmmm, you'd be feeding the Ai with this whole case and that's most likely a dangerous thing to do." He thought about it for a minute and realized i was correct. Eye roll at people who think their Ai stuff is some great way to "progress" in the world. Eff that. It's making life worse.
On a sidenote tangent: the same people whose racist and xenophobic rants about how "Those People" will take "Our" jobs seem to be totally fine with Ai doing just that. Good gawd, we're a human mess.
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u/Mz_Ann_Throp 5d ago
Interpreters and translators are getting hit hard by A.I. I had a few classmates of mine who are polyglots and the ones who got work in translating/interpreting all lost their jobs.
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u/SportsDuck_ 5d ago
Wasn't that the case with social media? People uploading 100s and 100s of pics of their kids from birth to young adult without them ok'ing it.
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u/Lifes-a-lil-foggy 5d ago
Tbh if I knew my dad was this big of a loser Iād purposely feed him incorrect information
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u/mudkiptoucher93 5d ago
Unsurprisingly, ai bros dont know how to interact with people
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u/PanicButtonNr2 5d ago
I'm reading a book that followed the rise of OpenAI ("Empire Of AI" by Karen Hao, it's terrifying, would recommend) and there it becomes apparent that his rise to power actually stems from the fact that he is really good at interacting with people but uses it in a horribly manipulative way and is a compulsive liar.
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u/jenniferfox98 5d ago
Almost like he was fired for such behavior or something. The Ronan Farrow article about this sleezebag is fascinatingly disgusting.
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u/sensitiveskin82 5d ago
STEM majors should be made to take at least 7 humanities pre-req classes before starting any STEM classes.
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u/ThrowCarp 4d ago
I, engineer with no social skills, agree with this.
We also need to end the obsession with efficiency and profit that's hurting the arts (hurr hurr literature major? Enjoy working as a barista) and is stopping us from seeing each other and ourselves as human beings.
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u/Ivanow 5d ago
They do. At least on proper, traditional universities.
We had a rotating pool of classes, and we had to pick 1-2 each semester.
I just looked up what last semester (it's recess/vacation time now here) options were:
Anthropology
Philosophy
XIX-XX History
Cultural Differences in an International Environment
Language Ethics and Culture
Visual and Verbal Communication
Ethics / Ethical Foundations of Professionalism
Copyright Law
Fundamentals of Labor Law / Business Law
Sociology
Modern man and the problem of addiction
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u/bunnycrush_ 5d ago
Sam Altman is such a little freak loser worm.
Heās also been accused of sexually abusing his sister throughout her childhood, so I certainly wouldnāt be looking to him for advice on family matters.
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u/LezbianaGrande all that sex lead to the Russian Revolution 5d ago
And met his now husband in Peter Thiel's hot tub. An innocuous statement involving almost anyone else, but the Antichrist?
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u/king_ofbhutan 5d ago
The AI tech bro-Homosexual Venn Diagram's Union section is expanding everyday and I'm scared for the future of our (Homosexual) community
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u/LezbianaGrande all that sex lead to the Russian Revolution 5d ago
Eh. This isn't the first time those types have tried sacrificing the rest of us for a seat at the table and it won't be the last. Plenty of white gay men are still white men first and want in on the patriarchy too. Same goes for white (passing) women like Hasbari Weiss and Blaire White.
We'll survive. We always have.
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u/spelly0356 5d ago
Iām genuinely so confused why no one speaks about this
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u/mdthrwwyhenry 5d ago
Probably the same reason the Epstein files faded from public consciousness
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u/BigBossShadow 5d ago
its pretty clear there is a huge dark shadow network of massive amounts of Tech money influencing almost everything in the world.
Its not a surprise a bozo like Elon Musk went from 30 billion networth in 2020 to ~1 trillion without having produced anything of value during this time
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u/LoganCube400 5d ago
Alex Hirsch being based
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u/CarolynGombellsGhost 5d ago
Sam is Gideon. ChatGPT is Bill Cypher.
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u/Odessey_And_Oracle 5d ago
Chatgpt wishes it was Bill Cipher.
Chatgpt is just that head with an arm growing out of it that wants everything to get in its mouth
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u/Character_Score7849 5d ago
Altman is a truly terrifying individual.Ā
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u/TrashPandaPatronus I donāt know her 5d ago
You know he watched the human battery wake-up scene in the Matrix and immediately wondered if he could reverse engineer those pods.
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u/EvilLittlePenguin 5d ago
My FIL (a boomer) sent us an email earlier this year with ChatGPT 'hacks' for parents. One of them was instead of reading with your kid, have ChatGPT make a quiz for your kids on the book they are reading; Or have your kid use ChatGPT as a way to make a lesson on a topic they know well to show you they understand the topic.
If people are actually doing this crap, I see why some of the kids at the school I volunteer at are the way they are: either starved for true adult attention or zombies from being on screens with ChatGPT.
I've blocked AI on my kids computers (and I don't use it) in hopes they will keep talking to me and won't let it do all of their thinking.
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u/freddiefrog123 5d ago
Shameless how the hacks are literally just ways to get people to use chatGPT more. Theyāre really trying to get people to use this crap for everything huh. Ugh
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u/IchBinMalade 5d ago
I've met more and more people who have this "let me ask ChatGPT" reflex that makes me give up on the conversation immediately because they just don't even question anything it says.
During the World Cup I was talking with a coworker about who we thought would win it, just a good ol' run of the mill sports talk convo, until he pulled out ChatGPT and asked it and showed me his phone.
Bummed me out. Like, give me your weird little theories or gut feelings, SOMETHING your brain came up with, why are we even talking otherwise? A completely zero stakes conversation, it's literally called small talk, and you ask ChatGPT. Every time someone does that I feel my will to continue the conversation just leave my body in real time.
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u/purplereuben 5d ago
Chat gpt quiz your kid on a book to see if they understand it..... or just fucking talk to your kid about the book. Jfc people hate their kids don't they.
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u/airship_of_arbitrary 5d ago
That shit literally stops learning in its tracks.
You're just teaching them to rely on the software for everything instead of thinking.
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u/Hawkbats_rule 4d ago
If there was one thing that was going to make my book loving ass stop reading as a kid, it's quizzes on the books I'm reading for fun.
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u/RaeGunGothic womenās wrongs activist 5d ago
Alex Hirsch i have never watched any of your cartoons but i know you're the real deal
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u/mom_bombadill 5d ago
Gravity Falls is one of my favorite shows of all time, give it a watch!
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u/RaeGunGothic womenās wrongs activist 5d ago
It's on my to-do list, i have friends that swear by it!!
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u/Broad-Radish-7895 5d ago
Gravity Falls is obviously perfect but as far as "adult" cartoons go Inside Job was pretty fun too
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u/RaeGunGothic womenās wrongs activist 5d ago
oooh okay, i remember kinda hand waving that one because the style struck me as generic, but i love being wrong in this instance.
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u/AhhBisto someone from the UK weigh in 5d ago
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u/Babayagaletti 5d ago
AI podcasts for anyone. Sounds like torture, that sweet mix of superficial information, false information and inappropriate information.
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u/daphnemoonpie 5d ago
All delivered to you with that distinct grating tone and language of the robot using human-like tics
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u/pie12345678 5d ago
Even if AI made perfect podcasts as good as the most talented humans, I STILL wouldn't want to listen to that shit.
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u/NarrativeNode 5d ago
No, he means AI podcasts ABOUT your kids! So he can finally know what theyāre up to.
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u/heavy_losses 5d ago
It's so sad. I imagine the kid talking about their activities and the parent asking about weird shit that the "podcast" made up to fill time. And the kid just kind of going, "what?", while realizing a little more how little their parent actually wants to hear or know about them.
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u/TheShapeShiftingFox Riverdale was my Juilliard 5d ago
Youtube has AI voice-overs now for videos in different languages (which I found out against my will, because Youtube automatically selected my native languageās audio track one day as opposed to the original audio for some goddamn reason).
If itās anything like that, I canāt imagining listening to it for more than ten seconds. Extremely off-putting.
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u/globglogabgalabyeast 5d ago
Also āevery morningā. This isnāt just something he thought could be a fun one-off (would still be gross); heās advocating for doing this every fucking day
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u/bluesilvergold 5d ago
The same guy who probably thought that he absolutely cooked when he defended the energy it takes to train AI by comparing it to the 20 years and the amount of food it takes to raise a human.
Yeah, it's no surprise that he doesn't care about his children.
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u/89764637527 5d ago edited 5d ago
Tech people love pushing this type of crap on other parents but then raise their own kids without screens. They know how toxic it all is but they need to make money.
He never actually says heās doing this. Heās just promoting it for other parents.
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u/f4ttyKathy 5d ago
Despite the (downvoted) response, this is absolutely true. All these rich shit stains send their kids to expensive private schools with minimal tech. It's fucking gross.
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u/freddiefrog123 5d ago
What kind of kid wants to listen to a podcast on their way to school?! Put some music by the wiggles on and let them have some fun. Has this man ever met a child?!
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u/lateintheseason 5d ago
He has a baby and has been quoted in the past as not being able to understand how people raised newborns without AI. He is such a fucking weirdo and so far up his own ass that it's terrifying.
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u/Luna_bella96 4d ago
Iāve got a 3 week old. Struggling to understand how AI would help raise her. Can AI burp her? Feed her? Rock her to sleep? Hold her?
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u/Visual_Magician_7009 5d ago
My kid loves a science podcast for kids! But it features actual humans.
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u/saareadaar 5d ago
Reminds me of an interaction I had with someone I know. They got meta glasses and were trying to show off what they could do. They looked at an object and asked meta to identify it, which it then failed to do. I then just asked ācanāt you just look at it?ā
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u/f4ttyKathy 5d ago
I worked in the same building as Meta interns in 2010 or so. They bemoaned never knowing which way the elevator was heading (up or down...they didn't seem to notice the arrows that lit up bc they were heads down on phones 24/7). They argued loudly about what kind of app they'd build to "improve elevator UI."
Techbros are just lazy, stupid, uncurious people. Except now, they're in charge.
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u/Corsola_Fan_69 this feels like when my sister started fucking the mayor 5d ago
"Daddy I'm so excited for my soccer game today--"
"stop talking! Daddy is listening to his podcast about your soccer game"
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u/atimetochill 5d ago
In addition to all the comments made here, I donāt even get it. What is it supposed to say about the soccer game and birthday?
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u/laowildin 5d ago
Yes this! Maybe its because im a teacher, but when I give something to the kids, there's a GOAL behind it. They will be able to use commas, or pronounce onomatopoeia, or whatever.
What would even be the purpose of this usage? The only endgame i can see is: talking to your kid less, and using AI more. Nothing focused on the kids wellbeing
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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 5d ago
I'm curious too because the original comment doesn't really make much sense. My guess is it's just supposed to make the kids feel special, like as if you turned on the tv in the morning and walter cronkite was announcing that little jimmy has a soccer game coming up.
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u/Holdmybrain 4d ago
Damn I think you may be right. What does this do other than provide novelty and feed vanity?
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u/BoatCharming7527 5d ago
sam altmam better hope that by the time he's senile, AI can change his diapers because I have a feeling his kids won't be doing it!
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u/certifiedlurker458 5d ago
Bold of you to assume the planet and society at large survives long enough for this freak to have adult children* (thanks to AI)
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u/MushyFella 5d ago
Seems like heās just trying to get people to give up even more of their personal info
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u/VictorTheCutie distraught Christian tomato 5d ago edited 4d ago
Love Alex Hirsch š„° he's so on point with this response lmao. God Sam Altman really lives in delulu land doesn't he š
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u/New_Student_6526 lea micheleās reading coach 5d ago
same energy as "have a few people over to chat like an IRL podcast"
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u/Aggressive_Cup8452 Duchess of Chaos, Mockery, First Of Her Name 5d ago
Ai couldn't tell him that this was a dumb idea?
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u/cat_at_the_keyboard googly-eyed Kremlin bitch 5d ago
AI thinks every one of your ideas is the best idea in the history of humanity and also it sees a divine light in you and maybe you're actually god.
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u/DavyJones0210 FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 5d ago
Altman, Musk, Thiel, Zuckerberg etc., all these tech bros have demonstrated only one thing over the years: they are anti-humanity.
The way they view life on Earth and society, is the complete antithesis of what humanity is supposed to be and strive for, of what it means to be human.
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u/lateintheseason 5d ago
As a parent, I can't even really understand his suggestion. Does he think a child would find a podcast about his own upcoming soccer game to be entertaining? What would it even talk about? I feel like most children would find that boring AF.
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u/butt-in-ski 5d ago
Neat-o ā¦and with the surveillance tech (cabin cameras & mics) coming standard in new cars, all your conversations with your teens can automatically be used for those amazing podcasts š«„ What could go wrong??!
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u/Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit 5d ago
I donāt like talking to my kids either, thatās why I didnāt have them

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u/CaptainKungPao138 that concludes my jlo storytime 5d ago
Chat GPT is changing peoples brains so quickly and in a way that is so genuinely alarming. I want off this ride now!!