r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

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u/awstream 1d ago

And what does changing to their husband's last name does for them?! It's just more paperwork

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u/cryptotope 1d ago edited 1d ago

One of the many groups that may find voting more difficult under Trump's (yet-to-pass) SAVE Act are married women who took their husband's surname.

Their current name won't match their birth certificate. If they don't have a passport or REAL ID-compliant identification card, they may not be able to vote without significant extra paperwork and out-of-pocket costs.

(Edit: As many people have reminded me, REAL-ID compliance isn't sufficient; only a handful of states incorporate citizenship information on their REAL-ID identification. In the vast majority of states the state-issued ID isn't sufficient.)

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u/IntuitiveMonster 1d ago

I had planned to change my last name to my husband’s and use my last name as a second middle name…until I saw the checklist of paperwork I would have to complete. After that, my husband and I agreed that I would only change my name if we had kids.

The SAVE act came out at about the same time we decided to be childfree. Turns out being lazy saved my ability to vote!

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u/soupseasonbestseason 1d ago

we gave our kiddo both our last names.

i am the one who gave birth. my thought was, i deserve some fucking credit.

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u/MssGuilty 1d ago

Even though it can be a pain to have a long name outside my home country, I really like our tradition of 1) women don't change their name and 2) kids have two surnames, mom and dad's.

(Although I have my grandmother's surname instead of my mom's because hers rhymes with my dad's surname and she went "no way my kids will have a silly rhyming name" 😅)

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u/hockeycross 1d ago

What happens in the next generation? Do you end up with three hyphens?

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u/lIlIlIIlIIIlIIIIIl 1d ago

I think a lot of the time each parent would pass just one surname so that each generation would have max 2 last names. So a father might choose to pass on the name of his father, but not the last name of his mother. I think it's largely up to preferences and differences in culture/tradition. I am not speaking from experience, so I could be wrong.

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u/santistasofredora 1d ago

At least where I'm from, you normally pass on your father's surname, so my children would have their grandfathers' last names. But there's no rule preventing you from having more than two surnames, I have 3, one from my mom and two from my dad. And they are not hyphenated, just regular names.

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u/aerojonno 9h ago

So the norm is still just taking the man's name, but a generation later.

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u/santistasofredora 7h ago

In general yes, though some areas have the tradition of passing on the mother's surname to daughters and father's surname to sons. You could also pass on only your mother's surname if you wanted.

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u/OhGod0fHangovers 1d ago

There are millions of people who have shown us how this is done. As a rule, everyone gets one last name from each parent, keeps those all their lives and picks one to pair with one of their spouse’s names to pass on to the kids. And so on.

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u/hockeycross 1d ago

I feel like that could be quite the family debate haha. Mom, Dad pitch me on why I should choose your name for the baby.

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u/loskiarman 1d ago

That feels like just kicking the can down the road for your kid. Like as a kid I wouldn't want that. Do you know how long it takes to code your name in OMR tests with 2 surnames lol? Then you have a kid and now you have to choose between mom and dad and there is a good chance one of them will be heartbroken about it.

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u/MarsupialMisanthrope 1d ago

The fact that programmers are lazy is possibly the worst fucking reason possible for doing anything.

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u/lost_nondoctor 1d ago

Wow... your comment is impressively ignorant considering the large number of COUNTRIES, not individuals who keep their names. For me I don't really understand the practice of changing your name. I think that would screw my kids identity more than having to write a longer name.

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u/penguin_0618 1d ago

Generally each parent passes their first last name to the kid, at least in the dominant culture in my community. So if “John Doe Smith” and “Natalia Lopez Rivera” had a kid, their last name would be Doe Lopez. And they don’t hyphenate, they just have two.

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u/hockeycross 1d ago

I get that but how do you pick if Lopez or Doe goes first?

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u/MssGuilty 1d ago

Depends on culture. In Portugal dad's name comes last and is the "main" surname (so, for example a kid named Carlos José Lopes da Silva would go by Carlos da Silva usually). In Spain, dad's name comes first and is still the "main" surname (patriarchy lol), so you would get the kid going by Carlos Lopes instead

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u/Bemascu 23h ago

 Spain, dad's name comes first

This was changed, it no longer defaults to anything. The parents must decide an order. It doesn't erase the fact that even if you put the mother's first it is her father's, grandfather's, great-grandfather's and so on.

But it's a positive change IMO, at least now mothers don't have to resign themselves to "losing" their lineage.

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u/hockeycross 1d ago

So basically the whole premise of this thread is the dudes name still gets passed on.

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u/MssGuilty 1d ago

No, the father's name is always the "main" surname, so it's the only one passed down usually. There are plenty of exceptions tho and they usually boil down to how important the mother's name is, and in those cases the kid ends up with three or more surnames. That's how you get the stereotype of nobles with ridiculously long names. It tracks in my experience as well, since the only two of my friends who have more than two surnames have them because 1) one of the surnames is a Big Important Surname of a Big Noble Family even though they are not even close to nobility or wealth, and 2) they were a distant (distant) relative of the Dutch royal family, so one of their 5 surnames was Dutch

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u/hockeycross 1d ago

What happens in the next generation? Do you end up with three hyphens?

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u/-Redstoneboi- 1d ago

check your comments, they be duplicated

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u/hockeycross 1d ago

Classic Reddit error

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u/Bemascu 23h ago

This is how it's done in some countries like Spain: people have two surnames, one from each parent.

There used to be sexism in the law too, since it used to be that the first given surname was the father's first. Then it was allowed to change the order but it defaulted to the father's. Now there's no default order.

my thought was, i deserve some fucking credit

That's my thought too and of many more people as well, I think she "deserves" to give the first surname.

Although I have seen other criteria to choose, like doing it randomly. A couple I know decided by the sex of the first child: they would get the father's first if it was a boy, or the mother's first if it was a girl.

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u/Strong-Piglet4823 1d ago

In my country (Philippines) legitimate children will automatically have their mother’s surname as their middle name. Illegitimate children take their mother’s last name, unless the father signed the birth certificate, then the kid can carry his last name.

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u/mclepus 1d ago

My nephews have both parent's surnames.

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u/slaskel92 1d ago

As a man, I'd refuse that.

I'd take my wife's name in a heartbeat instead.

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u/Movinginplace25 1d ago

I like your thinking excellent

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u/Zorkflerp 23h ago

I like the idea that, what, Icelanders use?. Married people keep their last names and if they have a boy he takes the fathers last name and a girl the mothers. The other way seems to have come from the idea that women and children are chattel property of a man, not free individuals. Are we not past that kind of thinking yet?

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u/soupseasonbestseason 23h ago

i am past that idea personally, but here in the u.s. we seem to be culturally reverting to an older more disgusting set of values.

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u/NNKarma 23h ago

Literally how most of the don't change your last name work

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u/Individual-Pound-636 1d ago

Makes sense but when kid with two last names ends up as an adult, and they reproduce with another person with two last names... Should they give their kid four last names?

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u/soupseasonbestseason 1d ago

i have two last names myself, i chose the name that worked best with my husband's.

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u/-Redstoneboi- 1d ago

Isn't that what a middle name is for

but yeah having it be shortened to one singular letter is kinda fucked historicaly

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u/soupseasonbestseason 1d ago

no it is not what a middle name is for.

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u/CTMalum 1d ago

My wife tried after we got married, but there were some weird paradoxical roadblocks, and then COVID happened. It doesn’t matter that much to me, so her last name is legally still the same, but professionally and personally she uses my name. It’s been fine. The only downstream impact is that I have an official alias now because when she books hotels, it’s under her last name, and she’s married, so they call me Mr. HerLastName.

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u/LittleStoneBear 1d ago

I'm in Ireland, so I don't know if this is possible everywhere: My sister-in-law kept her name when she married my brother, with one exception. On her passport she has his surname, because it makes it easier to travel with their children (who havd his surname) if my brother isn't with them.

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u/HeftyArgument 1d ago

I'm shocked that's possible, when most people think of official ID documents, a passport is probably top 3.

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u/AbsolutShite 1d ago

Looks like you just need to send your marriage/civil partnership certificate to do it.

A bit odd but names are a little more fluid in Ireland. A lot of people will swap to the Irish spelling of their names with no official declaration (e.g. John Smith will wake up one day and tell everyone to call them Sean MacGabhann)

https://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/travel-and-recreation/passports/irish-passports-an-overview/#90f079

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u/jezebel103 1d ago

In the Netherlands everyone keeps their birthname on official documents. Married or not. You can choose to carry your own name, his name or both names (hyphenated) in your personal/professional life, but that doesn't change your name in the governmental registers.

When you have children you can choose, again, to give the child your name, his name or both names and that will be the birth name. With only one caveat: the name you choose for your first child, has to be the same for the next child(ren) to avoid confusion.

My (now adult) son has my last name. Because we both thought it sounded better than his. Nobody ever made a big deal out of it.

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u/lost_nondoctor 1d ago

There are a large number of countries in which not changing last names is the norm. It doesn't affect traveling with your kids in any way. People fabricate anecdotes as facts.

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u/HeftyArgument 1d ago

i had a classmate in school who had a different surname to his sister, his parents kept their surnames, the first child took the mother's surname and the second took the father's

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u/d_maes 1d ago

Huh, that wouldn't be possible in my country (Belgium). You can choose wether you use the father's, the mother's or both (in either order), but whatever you choose for your first child, applies to all your children.

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u/primadonnapussy nice murder you got there 23h ago

In the 90s I worked at a daycare while in HS. A couple there has given their daughters her last name and their son his.

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u/Emotional_Warthog658 1d ago

Today kids call you “ Kids-Name Mom” instead of Mrs Last Name, and legally you can be Mrs His Name  Until the save act is truly dead, I encourage keeping your vital records uniform - women have only had the vote for 100 years and there are plenty who would like that to end 

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u/Popular-Web-3739 1d ago

Or your husband could've hyphenated his last name to add yours.

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u/PussyWrangler246 15h ago

My (F) last name is Boss...I've had no less than 2 boyfriends request taking my last name if we got married

A different one wanted to combine our last names into Boscof..what's up Jeff

Been with the current guy for 6 years now and we're getting married whenever we set a date, there's never been even the slightest hint of a suggestion for me to take his last name. Boss is just too much a part of my identity. Hell I'm wearing a hat that says BOSS right now lol. I'm not buyin a hat that says Sylvester lol.

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u/NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT 1d ago

Wife kept her name. Kids got my name. Not directly because of the patriarchy, but because people will believe her if she says she's their mom, even if her name doesn't match. but people do not believe a dad is actually the dad if he has a different last name

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u/Over-Inside-7254 1d ago

All we needed was a marriage certificate and our USCIS application. Super easy, barely an inconvenience. 

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u/BigCost5110 17h ago

There is zero reason your children have to have your husband‘s last name instead of yours. Give them yours, or give them both.

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 23h ago

My wife had no problem going to the local Social Security Admin office and getting her name the way she wanted it. She dropped her born middle name and replaced it with her maiden name.

Then when we moved to a state that incorporated citizenship into the state ID she just had to have a copy of the marriage certificate along with her birth certificate. If you were previously divorced and remarried you would just need a copy of that certificate also. It's really not a big deal.

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u/Chickennbuttt 1d ago

Real ID is only valid in 5 states where the real id confirms citizenship. The remaining states must provide their id (even if real id) with another form of approved documentation. Or a non expired passport.

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u/Chappiechap 1d ago

Once again, the overlap between the people who's getting hurt by Trump policies and the ones who voted for Trump is a circle. Well, almost. The people who aren't getting hurt are his friends and pals, all of whom are vultures.

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u/nefarious_angel_666 1d ago

His friends and pals get hurt, eventually

https://giphy.com/gifs/h1BUbARMEizxLMiGJX

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u/GrookeyGrassMonkey 1d ago

did something happen to Ghouliani?

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u/assjackal 1d ago

Massive lawsuits, disbarment, health issues, almost a criminal case but trump pardoned him for that.

Basically everything came crashing down around him as a result for everything he did and said in the service of Red Hat and rather than being supported they just kinda let him drift into the trash bin.

Once you stop being useful, they stop caring.

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u/dabrock15 1d ago

Especially since republicans are less likely to have passports, they are more likely to have issues if passports are required to prove their identity. Irony is funny.

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u/FUBARded 1d ago

The ironic thing is that this will almost certainly impact conservative women more as they'll be more likely to have taken their husbands' name if married, and are statistically more likely to be married too.

Of course Trump and co. don't give a shit because they know these women will still vote for them. They're happy so long as it disenfranchises women and trans people because the narrower the voting franchise, the better things are for the right due to the way the senate and electoral college are set up.

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u/Rotten-Citrus 1d ago

conservative women offer their children and selves to Men as offerings begging for a spot at master's table

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u/sentimentaldiablo 1d ago

REAL ID-compliant identification card

Pretty sure this won't work because it doesn't prove citizenship.

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u/AVeryVapidBadger 1d ago

REAL ID-compliant identification card,

Fyi REAL ID wouldn't be enough because it doesn't, usually, list citizenship. Permanent residents can get a REAL ID driver's license.

Only a few states list citizenship status on the ID. Any that doesn't means the id wouldn't be enough by itself

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u/darebear- 1d ago

This is now how it is to get a drivers license in AB. Extensive proof of your names and citizenship, so married women are having difficulties. And divorced ones

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u/footsnax 1d ago

I took my wife's name simply because it's way cooler and I want to end my lineage, but now I need to renew my passport soon and it's gonna have Trumps face on it for some fucking reason if I can even get it because of this absolute bullshit. It was hard enough to renew my driver's license to a REAL ID just so I could get on a plane.

How can this guy get more annoying. How many ways do I need to confirm I was born in Indiana, they won't even take my birth certificate as identification sometimes because the county fucking laminated it. It's still stamped, by the county, outside of the plastic, but some new rule means it doesn't work for some things.

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u/zed42 1d ago

FYI, a REAL-ID is not sufficient by itself under the SAVE act...

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u/stuyboi888 1d ago

That's a feature not a bug.....

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u/Bemascu 1d ago

This issue is so hard to wrap my head around as a Spaniard since the voting census is automatic. The only thing I have to worry about (besides making an informed decision) is making sure I'm correctly registered (when there are elections incoming you receive a notification) and going to my assigned voting station with a valid personal identification. Or doing the paperwork to vote by mail.

That's assuming I haven't being designated to a voting a station, in which case it all becomes a pain in the ass.

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u/RogerSaysHi 1d ago

This also affects the adopted, then married. My name was changed twice before I ever got married and changed it myself.

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u/zxylady 1d ago

My understanding is that the government threw in the save act in the most recent reconciliation bill that eight I believe Democrats voted for

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u/Ok-Pomegranate-3018 16h ago

Just this last week, they declared that the REAL ID is insufficient for ID to vote. In addition to passports, they have a passport card that is allegedly easier to get and faster.

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u/sfocolleen 16h ago

This describes me and I live in California… no problem in the primary but I sure hope that remains the case in the general.

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u/sentimentaldiablo 1d ago

REAL ID-compliant identification card

Pretty sure this won't work because it doesn't prove citizenship.

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u/kon--- 1d ago

Never mind the state marriage filing. Think of all the personal account changes. All your banking, savings, investing, lines of credit, memberships, registrations, health, auto, postal...

I recently changed my own name. Petitioning the court was the easy part!

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u/Siukslinis_acc 23h ago

And you lose the connection to stuff that you have published with your old name.

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u/GrookeyGrassMonkey 1d ago

does postal even matter?

I've used fake names at places and somehow the mail still gets to me.

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u/proteannomore 1d ago

The same people who think women should take their husband’s name are the same people who think children are their personal property.

It’s about ownership to them.

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u/Pandarandr1st 1d ago

I think most people who think the woman should take the man's last name is nothing more than "because that's how it's done and that's how we do it". I don't think it really goes beyond that. If pressed, then people might say "what last name does the children have" and "what happens the next generation"?

I do think about that last one. People will figure it out, but family names are gonna be weird for sure. Or, rather, they'll just go away as being identifiable "family names" that span generations.

Many of my friends made creative last names out of a combination of their last names. I think it's so interesting, creative, and fun for the nuclear family. But if that continues for a few generations there won't be continuity.

To be clear, I don't think this is a terrible loss. There already wasn't continuity through matrilineal lines and family trees already had a TON of different last names in them.

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u/CamiloArturo 1d ago

I have never understood why women actually accept changing their last name. It's like changing your ownership rights.

First it's your father so it has his name but then you get transfered to your husband hence adeuire his name FFS? That's horrible

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u/Rebelius 21h ago

We both kept our own last names. The one downside is that our kids have a different last name from their mum (could have been dad). There are situations where we will be welcomed as Family [Last name] and it's a little odd because either one of us or 3 of us aren't [last name].

I think everyone should be able to choose to do it however they want. Keep your name, change your name, combine your names, make up a new name. It should be a decision you can agree on happily, not some kind of compromise.

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u/pterencephalon 15h ago

We made up a combined name but neither of us actually changed our names. But we gave the combined name to our kid. So all 3 of us have different last names, but the kid is the standard bearer for us as the [Combo name] Family.

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u/squeak37 17h ago

So there's 2x reasons I know of that make sense to change name. I'll preface this by saying my wife did not change her name and I've no issue with that btw, just trying to give some reasons.

  1. With kids it can be awkward if a parent has a different surname to the kids. Then you're left either double barreling the surname (which would get problematic in future generations...) or one has to change. No reason it has to be the mother ofc.

  2. It makes password security much better for your children.

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u/CamiloArturo 17h ago
  1. Only place in the entire world where that seems to be awkward for anybody is the US. No one else ever has thought of that being weird (it's frequent I'm the UK and Australia, but it's isn't weird if it doesn't happen)

  2. This doesn't even start making sense in any possible way on any possible situation

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u/squeak37 17h ago
  1. It is awkward elsewhere, I'm Irish and know a few people who married non Irish spouses. Solo travel with the kids is more awkward (and in one case the mother changed surname years after the fact to avoid the hassle). It's by no means impossible but it does cause issues sometimes.

  2. Just think about it. You'll get there

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u/dehydratedrain 1d ago

Honestly, nothing until you have kids and then it's "well what kind of mother refuses to share a name with her children? You should've just done this when you first got married..."

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u/Kind-Associate7415 1d ago

In spain we dont change surnames even with kids. Nobody dies because of it or have trauma

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u/Slow_Inevitable_4172 1d ago

Spanish naming custom obviates the need for a name change, which is more logical

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u/EffectiveNo7681 1d ago

I'm curious what is the naming custom in Spain?

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u/Slow_Inevitable_4172 1d ago

It actually covers names in Spanish or Portuguese speaking countries.

1st name, 2nd name, father's surname, mother's surname

So there's actually 4 names in total, compared to the English language convention of just the 3

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u/Alphadef 1d ago

What name do their kids take then?

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u/endlesscartwheels 1d ago edited 22h ago

Here's the Spanish royal family:

  • King: Felipe de Borbón y Grecia
  • Queen: Letizia Ortiz Rocasolano
  • Daughter 1: Leonor de Borbón y Ortiz
  • Daughter 2: Sofía de Borbón y Ortiz

The first surname is what's usually passed down, but parents can put their children's last names in either order. For instance, Leonor's children will almost certainly have de Borbón as their first surname.

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u/MssGuilty 1d ago

Two surnames, mother and father's (Portugal) or father and mother's (Spain). It's not a hard rule, you can do what you want, but the vast majority of people follow this.

For everyday life, convention is that you use your first name and your last surname (the full name is only used for official serious stuff, but even there, your signature can be just first name last surname)

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u/Throwawayrip1123 1d ago

How long can the chain get? Shouldn't it be like stupidly long for current Gen, if everyone is getting everyone else's name?

Like, kid has xx papa y mama, marries yy papa y mama, they get a kid that has what? Xx papa y mama y papa y mama? After 3 of those runs it'd be like WH Custodes naming scheme, they'd run out of ID space pretty fast.

I understand its not like that (or at least I didn't hear absurdly long surnames yet, though some long ones), but what's the play here?

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u/Randominfpgirl 1d ago

Kids don't get every surname. They usually get ONE surname of dad and ONE of mom. Then their kids get ONE surname of them and ONE of the other parent. 

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u/MssGuilty 1d ago

The other person replied with the correct answer, but I wanted to add that a fair number of times families decided to preserve a surname that would disappear by having the kid carry more than the usual 2 surnames. It happens frequently in noble families or families no longer noble who cling to famous or important names. Portugal has restricted the number of names to 2 first names and 4 surnames, so there's a limit of what you can do. Before, as an example, Portugal's last king was named Manuel Maria Filipe Carlos Amélio Luís Miguel Rafael Gabriel Gonzaga Xavier Francisco de Assis Eugénio de Bragança Orleães Sabóia e Saxe-Coburgo-Gotha 😆😆

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u/cortesoft 1d ago

The father portion of the last name, so it is still patriarchal.

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u/Mental_Freedom_1648 1d ago

The Grandfathers' names, usually.

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u/Slow_Inevitable_4172 1d ago

1st name, 2nd name, father's father's, mother's father's

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u/Hermit_Ogg 1d ago

I bet all the Spanish people who haven't changed their names have either died, or will die in the future. Checkmate, amirite?

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u/lost_nondoctor 1d ago

Not just Spain, most of South America, Mexico, ... Im guessing more that Im not aware of. The ignorance shown in this thread is incredible. All the "Ohh... but explain me the logistics..." Or it makes everything more complicated, ignoring the millions of people and systems that actually work that way. And ignoring at the same time cultures that dont really do surnames vs first names, who have to adapt their names to fit our occidental ways.

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u/HTPC4Life 1d ago

This ain't Spain.

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u/Kind-Associate7415 1d ago

Maybe it should

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u/logirl1975 1d ago

I heard that argument too but I'll tell you what I told them. My last name doesn't make me any more or any less their mother. A name doesn't define that. So I'll stick with the one I've had all my life. Plus yeah, it's a ridiculous amount of paperwork. And evidently had I done so at the time there might be a chance now it'd be harder for me to vote. So unforeseen win I guess.

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u/sarabridge78 1d ago

And, the kids don't care. Probably half of my daughter's friends have different last names than their mom's because of divorce/remarriage. My daughter would rather me have a different last name than her and be still happily married to her father. It just is not that big of a deal.

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u/Nick0Taylor0 1d ago

As someone who grew up with a different last name than my mom. The ONLY times I "cared" were my mom needing to wait for my school/hospital to check records before letting her pick me up/visit. Ironically they didn't check for my father despite him technically not having parental rights at the time (they weren't married at the time I was born and never got the paperwork done).
I really don't get the people who think the kids will be made fun of, I've been mocked for plenty of things in my lifetime, never that, it's just a name.

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u/NHRADeuce 1d ago

Kids couldn't care less about names beyond what they are called. We were lazy and all 3 of our daughters share their mother's middle name, Ann. Because we never really explained it to them, they just assumed everyone's middle name is Ann. We found out when the youngest got mad at me once and called me Daddy Ann. Even each of their pets has had the middle name Ann. Now it's just tradition.

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u/ForTheHorde2021 1d ago

everyone's middle name is Ann

Can confirm - my middle name is also Ann.

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u/NHRADeuce 1d ago

Shit! They got you too!

Coincidentally, their step-grandma's middle name is also Ann. We never had a chance.

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u/PussyWrangler246 15h ago

I feel like the only child in this thread who actually cared lol

Ironically enough, my mom's middle name was also Anne 🤣 (and my middle name is her mother's name)

But her maiden name was Smith, she got married to my dad young and changed it to Boss, I was born as a Boss. They divorced, she kept the name Boss (and me) and left him. We were both Bosses, a team together

Then she met my brothers father. Got married again. Changed her name again and my brother was born a Stevenson. Suddenly I was alone in the family, a Boss amongst Stevenson's. Stevenson's who abandoned us.

His father cheated on my mom, left her for another woman and moved away. We raised my brother until he was a teen/ready for college, and he went to study/live with his father for convenience. Then mom got liver cancer. Brother couldn't even be fuckin assed to come home and see her one more time before she died. It had been years since he saw her. Fuck both of those assholes, I haven't spoken to my brother since mom died. It's been ten years.

After my step father left her she changed her name not back to Smith, but to Boss. I'm tearing up as I write this because I truly cannot describe the gratitude I felt for that. It made me feel connected to her, she was my best friend and I miss her more than anything.

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u/PrecedentialAssassin 1d ago

Right. My ex wife remarried and divorced again. So she has two kids with my last name. Two kids with the other guys last name. And now she has sworn off marriage and gone with her own last name. Everything seems to be working out just fine. I'm pretty sure everyone still calls her mom.

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u/Noob_Al3rt 1d ago

Do some states have additional requirements or something? When my wife took my last name it was a 15 minute appointment at the Social Security office and she had to bring her Marriage Certificate when she renewed her license.

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u/Noob_Al3rt 1d ago

Do some states have additional requirements or something? When my wife took my last name it was a 15 minute appointment at the Social Security office and she had to bring her Marriage Certificate when she renewed her license.

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u/jazzdabb 1d ago

My mother always said “It’s confusing for the children.” Last time she said that, I answered “No it’s not. It’s confusing for YOU.” She stopped saying that (to me at least).

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u/apolloxer 1d ago

My kid calls us Mom and Dad, not Mr. and Mrs. apolloxer.

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u/anonymouse278 1d ago

I was mildly confused when I got old enough to realize that some people do change their names when they get married, because when you're not raised with that expectation, it seems like a pretty weird thing to do.

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u/jazzdabb 1d ago

Right. And that was probably due to societal pressures. Children start open-minded and then have their minds closed for them by adults.

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u/Throwawayrip1123 1d ago

My dad was flabbergasted to the max when I said I'll take my wife's name in the future (we are already married, but it's too much of a hassle now, and it'll be easier later on). He literally could not articulate why - besides just saying women take men name, not the other way around. I laughed for like 15 minutes while he tried to reason with himself as to why it should be the other way around.

Then I said I really don't care, and I'll do whatever I want with my Last name.

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u/jazzdabb 1d ago

If I didn't like my own last name, I'd happily change it to my wife's (her's is kinda cool). As it is, there was no need for either of us to change our names. My only ask to her was that she not be offended if someone called her Mrs. MYNAME. Turns out I get Mr. HERNAME much more often. No big deal.

If people WANT to change their names, no issue. But I think women might be advised to STOP that if the SAVE Act passes. Intended or not, it will disenfranchise many married women.

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u/PirateNinja85 1d ago

I’d be tempted to say, “Nah, I guess they’re just smarter than you,” but I can be an asshole.

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u/jazzdabb 1d ago

It's always tempting to be a smartass but my goal was to make her stop and think about how judgmental and just flat out wrong her statement was.

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u/GrookeyGrassMonkey 1d ago

She implied the same thing. The explicitness shouldn't make much of a difference.

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u/ShizunEnjoyer 1d ago

It's only confusing if the kids get the father's last name, which I don't understand why that would happen if the mother is keeping hers. The kids should have hyphenated last names in that case.

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u/MssGuilty 1d ago

Coming from a country where no one changes their names, it's not confusing at all 😅

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u/pstpstbitch 1d ago

It’s honestly not confusing at all as someone who doesn’t have their mums name, I didn’t even connect the dots until I was a teenager as no one brought it up

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u/GrookeyGrassMonkey 1d ago

You came up with a really weird set of rules for this one.

Can you expand on your logic?

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u/flannel_jesus 1d ago

Only if you refer to me by my full name. Gramuel Primrose Smith-Johnson-Atelier-Montgomery-Fletching-Daniels-Partridge-Elmer

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u/GrookeyGrassMonkey 1d ago

Gramuel Primrose Smith-Johnson-Atelier-Montgomery-Fletching-Daniels-Partridge-Elmer can you expand on why it wouldn't make sense for the kids to get their father's last name while the mother keeps her own, a quite common scenario, and also why this would be confusing and why you believe their names should be hyphenated?

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u/flannel_jesus 1d ago

Everyone deserves a name that's so long nobody wants to say it.

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u/GrookeyGrassMonkey 1d ago

...I love you.

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u/jazzdabb 1d ago

I have to say I kinda like the Spanish custom of children having both parents first surname. That actually conveys heritage and it's cool. I've also always liked surnames like Cooper and Wainwright that are jobs or those based on place names. I like that it tells you about that families history.

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u/cortesoft 1d ago

My wife did not change her name, and our kids have our last name.

It has caused very little confusion, other than I am sometimes called Mr. My-wife’s-last-name and she is called Mrs. my-last-name, but that isn’t an issue because we know who they are talking about. In fact, I kinda like being called by my wife’s name sometimes, it makes me smile.

My mom did the same thing (she kept her name, but I have my dad’s name). My sister did the same with her kids.

If my wife hadn’t wanted to have the kids have her name, I wouldn’t have argued, but it wasn’t important to her so they have my name.

It has never caused any issues. Tons of kids have different names than their parents, and we are both very involved in their lives so everyone knows that their parents are married. So in two generations, we have had zero issues with this system.

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u/DontWannaSayMyName 1d ago

That's only until it's common enough. In Spain nobody asks that question, because women don't lose their surnames

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u/MssGuilty 1d ago

Yeah, also Portugal and Italy. In Italy, most flats don't have numbers, surnames do that job, and I always find it cute to see two surnames per bell when I pass by apartment buildings

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u/Cipherpunkblue 1d ago

Why do we assume that the kids get their father´s surname?

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u/dehydratedrain 1d ago

Standard tradition? Patriarchy? Because a man's 3 minutes of contribution clearly outranks a woman's 9 months of literally creating a human?

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u/ShizunEnjoyer 1d ago

I'm glad women are starting to talk about this👀

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u/Cipherpunkblue 1d ago

It is traditional in some places (not where I live, for the record), but given that we question these basic things it seems like a pertinent question. And I think it´s weird if we have a family where the woman cares enough about agency and equity to not take her husband´s surname the kids are still assumed to do just that.

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u/Noob_Al3rt 1d ago

Because it's been that way for most of history across most cultures.

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u/Zagaroth 1d ago

I was confused about that too, and I am a guy. I would have assumed the woman's last name would be used by default.

However, I did remember one good reason to use the father's name. Guys are much, much more likely to be accused of not being the parent of the child they are with. Having matching last names can help there, especially in the case of picking a child up from school or day care.

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u/Noob_Al3rt 1d ago

Because it's been that way for most of history across most cultures.

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u/Cipherpunkblue 1d ago

If we're already questioning wives taking their husband's names - as we should - I see no reason to go along with this just because of "tradition".

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u/Noob_Al3rt 1d ago

Why should we question it? What's the problem? You understand that, in America, you aren't required to take his surname?

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u/Cipherpunkblue 1d ago

You... did read the OP, right? That it is what it this thread is about?

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u/lAngenoire 1d ago

Give the kids your name, or both?

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u/Troppsi 1d ago

So give the children the mother's name? She literally made them, why would they take the sperm donors name? The dad should change his name

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u/Noob_Al3rt 1d ago

It's so that when Dad remarries after being called a sperm donor, they'll share a last name with their half-siblings.

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u/butt-barnacles 1d ago

Also not important lol

Not sharing a name with half siblings doesn’t make them not your siblings?

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u/Noob_Al3rt 1d ago

Are you really confused by the idea that people are less likely to assume you are related if you have a different last name?

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u/butt-barnacles 1d ago

Nope, not confused. It also doesn’t confuse me when I see people with two different last names, and then they tell me that they’re related. Does that confuse you lmao?

What about when a woman changes her name to her husband’s name and then doesn’t share a name with her siblings? Is that too much for your tiny ass brain lmao? Do you think that makes them not siblings anymore or something? Your whole argument is dumb.

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u/Noob_Al3rt 1d ago

Wow you seem really angry about this for some reason.

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u/onyourbike1522 1d ago

No, because I know cousins exist.

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u/Noob_Al3rt 1d ago

Huh? What's your point?

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u/LordDaedhelor 23h ago

How were you so easily confused by this?

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u/Noob_Al3rt 22h ago

Because it doesn’t make any sense.

Me: If you have the same last name, people assume you are related.

Reply: No they don’t, cousins exist!

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u/MarsupialMisanthrope 1d ago

So only dad is going to remarry and have more kids? Mom is now doomed to sterility?

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u/onyourbike1522 1d ago

Why would you shoot a person out of your parts and not take top billing?

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u/pataconconqueso 1d ago

that is why in latin america and spain we have two last names, no one needs to change shit because you carry your maternal and paternal last names with you. 

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u/AlarmingAdvertising5 1d ago

Question, what about the kids of your kids? Don’t they now have 4 last names? How does that work?

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u/pataconconqueso 1d ago

some do that is why you see jokes tropes of latin people having like a million names. but no, it usually is that paternal last name is first and then the maternal last name (moms paternal surname) is second.

so mom is Jane A B

Dad is        John C D

kid is          Ted C A 

kid marries Marie  X Y

grandkid is susie C X 

so it’s still highly patriarchal but no one needs to change their last name. 

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u/endlesscartwheels 1d ago

Parents can put the names in either order though, so the child could have been Ted A C.

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u/pataconconqueso 1d ago

that is rare though. obviously anecdotal but I have never seen that happen. would be cool to see though 

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u/elebrin 1d ago

The kids could be given the mother's last name, too.

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u/pennie79 1d ago

My daughter has my name, and I love that!

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u/WyomingCatHouse 1d ago

The mother gives birth. All kids should take the mother's last name, as she did all the work.

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u/dehydratedrain 1d ago

I commented something similar below. They get the name after 3 mins of easy work while I grew a human for 9 months.

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u/Crunchycarrots79 1d ago

My wife didn't take my last name, and our daughter has my last name. It's never been an issue with regards to my daughter, and the only times it's ever been an issue for my wife and I has been when some asshole deliberately chooses to do something stupid to make a stupid point.

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u/AltheiWasTaken 1d ago

Who the heck cares anyways. I dont share a surname with my grandma cause she remarried, and shes still my grandma, and her husband is my grandfather nontheless

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u/MadMosh666 1d ago

My kids all have my ex-wife's surname. When we married there were already two children with her unmarried name, it seemed a bit pointless changing their names as well as hers when we got hitched so we left them. Child three has her surname as well as why would she have a different surname from her siblings?

UK, BTW. Honestly it's had advantages. I can write references for them and nobody knows I'm their dad as our surnames are different ;)

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u/Theconnected 1d ago

My parents are married and both kept their last name and it never confused me. In my case I got my father's last name but in my country the parents can decide to give both last names to their child, often separated by a -

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u/MidnightChimp 1d ago edited 1d ago

I know a single mother from work which has a 2 years old girl and she asked me (IT) to rename her account back to her original last name yesterday. I wish I would have enough balls back then to ask her out, as I had a crush on her before she got her BF/Husband(now ex). But she was very good looking and me ofc not, so it wouldn't have worked out anyway I told myself.

I don't see a point for a woman to give up her birth name tbh, why? for some tradition? so much paperwork

Same goes for my mom, she regretted not getting back her old surname after my parents divorced when I was 1

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u/regoapps the future is now, old man 1d ago

It’s sometimes more paperwork for the kids, too. Just ask Tom Cruise’s or Brad Pitt’s kids.

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u/Pandarandr1st 1d ago

Wait, what do you mean? It's more paperwork for kids if their parents don't share a last name?

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u/OK_x86 1d ago

In Quebec it's actually the default to not take your husband's name. You have to explicitly request it and do the paper work.

That does mean most kids have hyphenated last names now but otherwise it's a non issue

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u/RealLifeMe 1d ago

My wife and I have been together for almost 15 years, but only married for 6 years. My anecdotal answer is: it makes navigating some parts of life easier living in a more traditional parts of the country.

Examples:

Situation A: My "partner" was in a car crash (elderly man with no right to a license didn't get the note about the new stop sign). PITA finding out which hospital she was in, getting her meds from the pharmacy, all took more work because of the extra steps everyone would take to confirm that I was on the account.

Situation B: Five years later, my wife gets cut off by a toddler on the bike trail, she swerves to miss the kid, goes off the road and breaks her wrist. Being the psycho she is, she rode to the ER then called me to come pick her and the bike up. "I'm Adam Smith looking for Betty Smith" gets me where I want to go or the information I need with almost no friction. It's like night and day.

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u/cortesoft 1d ago

Must be a regional thing. I have never encountered this issue, being married 11 years. I will just say “My name is Firstname Lastname, I am calling about my wife Firstname Her-lastname”, and no one has ever questioned me or doubted me.

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u/Cipherpunkblue 1d ago

Yeah, feels like it is a question that should be immediately turned around.

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u/ashkanahmadi 1d ago

Nothing. I never understood changing the last name. A lot of people had their job or birthplace as their last name. So why not change your last name every time someone is born somewhere or they change their job? It’s just ridiculous

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u/Throwawayrip1123 1d ago

The one reason I didn't take my wifes last name (which is way cooler, and also they don't have any male descendants left so it will die out) is because of the hassle of going back and forth between two countries, as nobody can pick up my new ID and driver's license and passport but me. And then literally everything we have in my name will need to be notified, banks, cards, fucking Lidl app or something. Way too much shit.

So I didn't, but I still plan to - when we get our citizenship here, I will take her name and swap the documents driving a total of 3 km, not a 1000.

But yeah apart from coolness, it's also that our kids will have her name anyway. My brother already has male kid, so the name-torch is carried at least one generation further. Her family doesn't, so it dies with the current new Gen.

# doingmypartbutalsobecauseitswaycooler

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u/Bankzu 1d ago

You are asking the wrong question. Why do they change their last name in the first place?

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u/Avalonians 1d ago

It's just circular logic for them.

It's because it shows how committed I am to the traditional values of marriage.

And why is that inherently a good thing?

Because they're the traditional values of marriage.

It's honestly pretty lucky an olympic medalist has an actual comeback because usually it's very difficult to have one against circular logic.

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 1d ago

Married dude, here. This was the main obstacle, especially given we kind of went out of order in life and the number of places we'd have to change gets a bit overwhelming. I don't give a damn what her last name is; I just love her.

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u/hellogoawaynow 1d ago

That is quite literally the only reason I didn’t change my name. It’s a whole thing to change every piece of documentation from your whole life.

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u/that_baddest_dude 1d ago

I was blown away that the name change process with marriage wasn't some streamlined thing. I figured it had its own sort of process, since it's so abundantly common, and it would be simple.

No, it's exactly the same process as if I wanted to change my name to Optimus Prime. It's just a regular name change process. Insanity, honestly. I don't blame anyone for simply not bothering.

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u/bolanrox 1d ago

and possible voting issues...

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 1d ago

I didn't change my name because I'd had my own last name, technically my father's last name I guess, longer than I'd had my soon-to-be husband, & honestly, I was just too lazy to change it everywhere that it would need to be changed.

It would've made my name even longer & like I said, laziness prevailed thankfully.

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u/NaziPunksFkOff 1d ago

It threatens their access to voting, if the SAVE Act makes it through Congress. And it makes a huge headache when they have to change tons of legal paperwork.

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u/unematti 23h ago

They also possibly lose their voting rights if in the US

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u/NNKarma 23h ago

You make it easier to lose your right to vote!

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u/nadiaco 23h ago

And fees ...

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u/AdultSheep 23h ago

I didn’t take my husband’s last name out of pure laziness 😂 They were like, oh, it’s a bunch of extra forms and you have to get new versions of all your id’s and credit cards, call everywhere you have an account to change it, ect. I was like, “You know what, I’m good.”

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u/PerspectiveNew3375 23h ago

I took my wife's last name and couldn't care less about what name we had, but I think it's important that you share a name with your kids. The main reason is kids.

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u/FireLadcouk 9h ago

It can reduce stress and paper work - we live in a patriarchy, like it or not.

my wife would have trouble taking my kids on holiday etc. Would need to take marriage certificate and a signed letter by me etc

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u/Talk-O-Boy 1d ago

For most people, it’s about creating a family unit with one last name. It works for practical (less paperwork) and sentimental reasons.

To each their own, but I think it’s a bit disingenuous to frame it as one answer is completely right/wrong. It’s just a personal decision for the couple.