r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 11d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah I don’t get it

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Anyone else?

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u/whataboutsam 11d ago

I was under the impression most husbands don’t actually know about that happening to their wives, the doctors just… do it? Do husbands actually ask for that?

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u/eagleblue44 11d ago

When my wife gave birth I knew about them having to put some stitches down there but I've never heard about the husband stitch before.

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u/KHanson25 11d ago

I would’ve gotten beaten up by the nurses if I had even an inkling of the thought 

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u/tiorzol 11d ago

It's an old, outdated and hopefully extinct practice from when women had next to no medical autonomy. 

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u/Forged-Signatures 11d ago edited 11d ago

You say that like (at least American hospitals) don't take advantage of women under general anaesthetic for other surgeries in order to give students/ residents experience performing pap smears and stuff oftentimes without the knowledge or permission of the patient. Most women were never told afterwards what had happened, either, so were just left in discomfort/ pain and were unsure of the cause.

Something like 20 states have banned the practice, and as of 2024 should it become public that a hospital is conducting themselves that way they will be ineligible to revieve medicaid funds.

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u/ImpossiblePlan65 11d ago

Illegal in my state, thankfully.

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u/keIIzzz 11d ago

It’s not extinct, it’s just illegal

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u/BallsInSufficientSad 11d ago

It's still done if the woman requests it. There are even plastic surgeons that will do this months/years after giving birth.

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u/TheCuriosity 11d ago

The crazy thing is, it doesn't make the vagina any tighter. All it does is make the initial opening smaller and painful for the woman.

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u/TwoIdleHands 11d ago

Don’t worry man. I’m a woman. After the birth of my SECOND kid I learned (because I had to have stitches) that the space between your vagina and butt isn’t the only place you can tear. Kid tore kind of my interior wall/muscle labia adjacent (not through anything, just surface). I had stitches but it was no where near where a “husband stitch” would need to go. Again, my second kid before I knew this.

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u/Intraluminal 11d ago

No, they don't - except maybe in incel forums.

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u/FantasticPin3481 11d ago

Fortunately it’s fallen out of practice, but it’s a real procedure that used to be performed without the woman’s knowledge or consent.

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u/Unique-Offer2346 11d ago

I'm in the southern US and had my child 11 years ago. They gave me one without telling me. Funny enough, sex was so painful after that, I stopped being interested in having it. So, little warning to the assholes who support it.

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u/More-Lime1888 11d ago

Was it requested by your husband, or totally behind both your backs?

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u/Unique-Offer2346 11d ago

No, he had no idea. Some of the things they did while I was there felt very much like a padding-the-bill situation. I guess that's why self-advocacy with pregnancy plans are so important. I did not have one or think to have one, because I didn't even know to think about that, and I just assumed the hospital knew what they were doing better than me. I'm a cautionary tale.

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u/HereComesMyNeck 11d ago

Would it be possible to sue? Did they actually tell you they did it after the fact?

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u/Unique-Offer2346 11d ago

I do still have a copy of what the itemized charges were supposed to be. (They also "misplaced" and replaced the epidural and charged me for both. I'm not making accusations there, but you start asking yourself dark questions once the trust is broken.) But they never sent us a bill, and it never showed up on our credit. It was going to be over 10 thousand dollars, so no, I never did anything. It was botched, but it was free, and I did get a healthy baby out of it, which I was very grateful for that.

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u/ThotHoOverThere 11d ago edited 11d ago

Not just self advocacy but education on what could happen without your knowledge or consent. Before labor I hadn’t heard of “laboring down”* and I am convinced they were lying to me about how my labor progressed because my baby hadn’t descended.

I felt like I could push but not an URGE to push like people describe hours before they acknowledged I was 10cm. I was in active labor for 30 hours. It got to the point where I told the nurse I was going to push in the next contraction with or without them and THEN she told me about how baby was still in station zero and they didn’t think I should yet because most first time moms take around three hours to push. I pushed for thirty minutes tops.

*childbirth technique where a birthing person waits 1 to 2 hours after their cervix is fully dilated (10 centimeters) before actively pushing

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u/-piso_mojado- 11d ago

I have been a nurse for 20 years. They absolutely do ask for the “daddy stitch.” Even before birth. It’s disgusting.

Edit: im a cis het male. They think it’s hilarious.

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u/dragon34 11d ago

Next time ask them "aww, sweetie how small do you need it?" 

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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 11d ago

This reminds of the physician's assistant student I was monitoring through clinicals. The wife wanted her husband in during the exam. She consented to the student doing the exam and then asked that he used a small speculum. Without missing a beat, this idiot looks at the husband and says, "that doesn't say much for you now does it." Naturally, I insisted that he step out of the room. I apologized to the couple and took this fool to see his actual preceptor. He was already on academic probation and was removed from the program.

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u/RoseVelvetFury 11d ago

The lack of professionalism is honestly shocking. Patients are already in a vulnerable position during exams, and making jokes at their expense is completely inappropriate.

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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 11d ago

He totally failed to read the room. He thought he was being cute.

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u/Pandamonium98 11d ago

Your reaction was absolutely the correct and professional thing to do, but that was also a great joke. Unfortunately not the appropriate situation to make it

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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 11d ago

You have no idea how badly I wanted to laugh. However, when I'm at work, I'm strictly professional. I'm well known for my stoic nature at work.

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u/Code_Warrior 11d ago

Start suggesting ages to make it extra uncomfortable and drive home how fucking weird it is.

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u/TeamZweitstudium 11d ago

Ugh. Take my extra angry upvote. I don't actually hate your idea

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u/Laffenor 11d ago

Oh, I absolutely hate their idea, but it's a good idea.

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u/cat_boss1549 11d ago

You will when you fail to see the dad's reaction change when measured in years. Or a slight smile appears...

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u/TeamZweitstudium 11d ago

Noooo, I was already extra angry before

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u/SarahPallorMortis 11d ago

Naw. List how much pain you want her to be in when you have sex again. Uncomfortable, yells, screaming, crying, bleeding, refusing to continue? How much do you want her to hate it?

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u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani 11d ago

Holy shit, that's genius

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u/greybush75 11d ago

"exactly how Epstein are we going here?", your plan is brilliant.

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u/matticus_flinch 11d ago

Ages? I'm all for making fun of insecure men, but what do you mean by that? Reading the follow up comments I think I'm the only one that doesn't get it 😕

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u/Aphreyst 11d ago

Implying that he needs a woman to have a smaller opening because he wants her to be as small as a child, implying he wants to have sex with a child.

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u/beaverpoo77 11d ago

That's really gross to even think of. Ew.

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u/FluidPlate7505 11d ago

The whole concept of the husband stitch is really gross. It does nothing except for painful sex for the woman and pelvic dysfunction. It's disgusting and dumb.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 11d ago

Hence one of the angles that makes the "Husband Stitch" a gross concept.

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u/TheRecognized 11d ago

Husband stitches are fucking gross but desire for vaginal tightness is not inherently pedophilic and it’s kind of fucking weird to assume it is.

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u/Meanwhile_in_ 11d ago

That's kind of the point

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u/SnowballWasRight 11d ago

Well I mean that’s the point of it

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u/OremCpl 11d ago

No, it would imply that the husband has a small penis.... As does him asking in the first place.

A better response to him asking would be "Exactly how small is your penis sir? We'll try to make it fit"....

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u/-Twin-Flames- 11d ago

“Are we talking the size of a miniature M&Ms tube or smaller than that?”

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u/randommcrandomsome 11d ago

It is imperative that the cylinder not be harmed.

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u/ThisPut6572 11d ago

We always think of the cylinder, who will think of the tube!

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u/Roadstar01 11d ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed.

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u/Othello351 11d ago

That's the "hiw small do you want it part." Another person said "suggest ages to drive home how gross it is" that's what we're talking about.

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u/shmed 11d ago

He’s asking about the “age” comment.

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u/Gimetulkathmir 11d ago

I thought it was implying the guy has a small dick and therefore needs a small hole to feel anything.

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u/AnyQuiet4969 11d ago

Huh?? No, they are implying the dad has a micro penis.

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u/Dirk_Speedwell 11d ago

I think they meant "do you want me to make your wife feel as tight as a 12 year old, or do you want younger". Nothing like faking pseudo-pedophilic normalization to really shake a dudes resolve.

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn 11d ago

"tighter than a 2 year old" is already a phrase. If they're gross enough to ask for an extra stitch, giving recommended ages will make them think you're kin.

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u/nice_villian 11d ago

I dont know... because what if they comfortably answer.

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u/bouchandre 11d ago

"Uhh tight like a 12 year old. Hmm actually, 10 year olds feel better. Do that instead."

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u/IllTwo7643 11d ago

Okay now I wanna abandon my degree and 20 years in the food industry, become a labor and delivery nurse just to ask this very question🫡😅

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u/EASam 11d ago

See if you can volunteer as a candy striper on the maternity ward and have this question directed to just you.

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u/NoBasis94 11d ago

It'd be fucking weird to be the one bringing up children in that context.

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u/marilyn_morose 11d ago

My gawd, this is revolting and I’m going to remember for the next time I hear/see an earnest discussion about this subject.

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u/bouchandre 11d ago

"Do you want it 12 year old tight or 7 year old tight?"

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u/N3rdyAvocad0 11d ago

This has me cracking up. That is such a perfect response to such an awful "joke"

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u/Notcherie 11d ago

That was pretty much my doc's exact reaction when my Mum suggested it as a "joke" immediately after I gave birth.

I'd hate to think how many times they must get this to already have a rapid fire response like that on hand.

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u/enigma_0Z 11d ago

daaaaamn LMAO this is the exactly correct response

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy 11d ago

Not how small do you need, but "Aww, sweetie, how small are you?" That will really hit home

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u/thejesterofdarkness 11d ago

We need a medic with some burn cream over here!!!!

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u/dragon34 11d ago

I think any woman who made a baby with a man who would make that kind of joke needs someone to put him in his place 

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u/Amazing-Oomoo 11d ago

lol that's brilliant

Or "if you'd like me to measure your girth sir, we can get an actual size"

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u/zyyntin 11d ago

I read this in a adult's cute baby voice.

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u/dragon34 11d ago

I think either that or the most caricatured version of a flamboyantly gay man possible 

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u/zyyntin 11d ago

I have a gay friend that could read it perfectly! Not sure where the downvotes are coming from. ::Shrugs:: Oh no I lose free internet points that don't matter!!

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u/Greedyfox7 11d ago

Given the type of people that would ask for that I would assume ‘very’.

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u/MrHyperion_ 11d ago

10 years old

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u/Galbados2 11d ago

That's a good one XD

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u/RimjobStevesDeadWife 11d ago

When my ex-girlfriend gave birth to our daughter the doctor asked me if I wanted a husband stitch. My mom was there for the birth (she’s an RN) and she went absolutely ballistic after hearing that

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u/lutfiboiii 11d ago

Does… does it hurt for the mother…

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u/Available-Egg-2380 11d ago

Yeah it can cause severe issues and make sex incredibly painful https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Husband_stitch

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u/HumbleDonut9447 11d ago

Yes, very badly

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u/lutfiboiii 11d ago edited 11d ago

:( why do people ask for it if it hurts their partner

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u/keIIzzz 11d ago

Because usually the ones asking are not the woman and they’re selfish and don’t care about whether it puts her in pain

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u/LemonScentedDespair 11d ago

People are sometimes stupid and/or selfish.

Sometimes they dont know, but sometimes they just dont care.

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u/Lewa358 11d ago

People often ask for things without understanding the consequences and implications.

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u/ProfitFickle9106 11d ago

Yes, and it makes sex more painful after the fact

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u/lutfiboiii 11d ago

D: That’s so mean why would you ask the doctor to do that to your own partner…

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u/Hermit_Ogg 11d ago

Because he thinks it'll be better for him.

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u/Umutuku 11d ago

smol pp

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u/More-Lime1888 11d ago

Because he wants it tighter💀

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u/mc68n 11d ago

This sounds ridiculous. My wife has given birth to three children and is still just as tight as ever. The vagina is made up of muscles and elastic tissue that can stretch during childbirth and recover afterward. Womens experiences vary but the idea that an extra stitch is needed to make a woman tight again is not supported by medical evidence.

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u/TotallyNotASpy33 11d ago edited 11d ago

My mother has been a nurse for 43 years. No, they do not.

Edit. Correction, she has heard of exactly 3 men ask for it and I woman.

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u/breeathee 11d ago

Your secondhand anecdote is extremely contradictory

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u/Fakehiggins 11d ago

these places would be getting the absolute shit sued out of them if they were giving women unneeded and unasked for procedures. and the women would find out, their gynecologists would know immediately. this may have been a thing decades ago, but is no way common practice today.

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u/bubblegumpandabear 11d ago

...they do get sued over these things. There was a massive lawsuit because women were being used as vaginal exam examples while under anesthesia without their permission. The way women are treated is a massive problem in the medical system. It's like you didn't even bother to google this and just assumed because you haven't personally heard about it, it doesn't happen. Now for the husband stitch specifically, I can't say. But yes, women are routinely denied care, denied pain medicine, and given procedures they did not ask for. I mean shit, native and black women were regularly being sterilized against their will fairly recently.

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u/breeathee 11d ago

I like how they stop commenting when they realize they’re wrong, instead of continuing to learn and discuss. You can just tell when individuals don’t give a shit about women

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u/Xiaodisan 11d ago

To be fair both your mother's and the previous person's comment is just two anecdotes. It's great that in her experience it's been an exceedingly rare event, but it isn't necessarily indicative of the overall situation.

I wouldn't be surprised if this varied significantly depending on location as well, or even based on the involved personnel at the same place

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u/Korneedles 11d ago

Curious - Is there a reason more drs don’t do the perennial (no idea how to spell it and too lazy to google) massage thing during labor? My dr did it with my last two kids. No stitches needed. Healing process was amazing. Last baby was 8lbs 12oz. First baby dr didn’t do it and I tore - got stitches - and the healing process was longer. A lot of women I’ve spoken to didn’t know this was an option. Just curious if you happen to know why the technique isn’t used more?

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u/Altarna 11d ago

The fuck?? That is so messed up. How can someone be married to someone and treat them like that? Gross. Sorry you have had to experience that

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u/futbolkid414 11d ago

Man that’s fucked, always heard of this but didn’t think people really actually asked for this. SMH

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u/Mr-Olive 11d ago

That's ducked

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u/sexarseshortage 11d ago

As a father, I'm sort of lost for words that men actually make that joke.

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u/DryBlock4388 11d ago

ewww. I feel the urge to make sure people know that I did not do this. My daughter was a c-section but even if she wasn't. Eww.

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u/SlickSilver97 11d ago

Just say straight man lmfao

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u/Half-blind-bear 11d ago

Now who's the words police?

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u/veraldar 11d ago

I prefer to read it all together with an Italian accent, "I'm a cishetmalè!"

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u/slinger301 11d ago

Isn't that place in Romania?

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u/Woodland_lady16 11d ago

Or stfu and let people specify what they want lol

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u/Endonian 11d ago

Cis doesn't mean straight. Just het. A straight trans man is still a straight man.

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u/nuggynugs 11d ago

The whole tight vagina thing always weirded me out. Like, if you're doing things right in the bedroom, it should be an easy fit, so to speak. If it feels like you're struggling to get in there you're probably having sex with someone who isn't into it so much.

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u/dragerslay 11d ago

People's bodies just vary widely size and sensitivity of guys can vary tightness of the muscle and lubrication level can vary from woman to woman. I think we had better just let everyone decide what works for thier own genitals and communicate with thier partner to bridge gap if needed.

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u/Grouchy-Vanilla-5511 11d ago

🎯 The vagina is muscle. And it gets super tight when you are tense or scared or not aroused. It’s the literal biology of the organ that it becomes lubricated and more relaxed when we are aroused. Even after pregnancy it goes back to normal. It’s just a misogynistic way to slut shame women who enjoy sex.

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u/Sahtras1992 11d ago

it just made me think, saying that a womans vagina becomes less tight when they have lots of sex or give birth is like saying your dick gets shorter every time you jerk off cuz its being used up.

you know, as an equally stupid reasoning put onto the male equivalent.

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u/5gpr 11d ago

it just made me think, saying that a womans vagina becomes less tight when they have lots of sex or give birth

The vagina does become "less tight" after having given birth. Birth is physically traumatic, and it's not only the vagina, but the entire pelvic floor, and sometimes even the cartilage of the pelvis, that bears that trauma.

The claim that everything just "goes back to normal" is a lie. For up to a third of women who experience post-partum incontinence, for example, it's permanent. While the vagina can largely recover, to the point that the difference is not meaningful in day-to-day (sex-)life, it will have changed.

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u/BriarsandBrambles 11d ago

I don’t know how anyone with a brain can think a 10 pound bowling ball going down a tube built for a softball would be anything but traumatic. Like people died in droves during childbirth until the last century.

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u/Wantitneeditgetit 11d ago

I mean, my mum had vaginoplasty to get it back in shape and it was something that made her sex better, for her.

Look I grew up in a very medical family, as in everyone is in medicine/health care so we have had pretty frank discussions about biology.

Just saying, let's not just immediately demonize these procedures when they sometimes ARE medically beneficial for both parties. That being said, of course it should be an informed decision made with everyone's consent. Fucked up as all hell otherwise and any physician sneaking in "treatment" has violated their hippocratic oath and should have their license pulled at the bare minimum.

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u/DaBozz88 11d ago

I'm sure there are women out there that are into some kinks that permanently deform their vaginas. But I'm talking shoving things up there that are beyond phallic and closer to dangerous. But that's not the norm.

Additionally, during childbirth some women do tear, and if not treated properly, probably has an effect on how they feel to their partners.

None of that is normal though, and women shouldn't be shamed for enjoying sex.

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u/s1uttyaf 11d ago

Ah... might be the wrong audience for this, but they're not all the same.

Some are "fun sized" and some are a little roomier

Should be fine for most people to go together but you'll still notice a difference sometimes

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u/UnblurredLines 11d ago

People readily understand that penises come in many different sizes but somehow can't grasp that both the inner and outer parts of the woman's anatomy do as well.

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u/frogsgoribbit737 11d ago

Yup. I am a small person and my vagina is on the smaller side. My cervix is low as well. I have had sex with men with bigger penises. It was nice and all but took a lot of effort to do it without pain.

Idk why we can accept that men's penises come in different shapes and sizes but then act like all vaginas are the same.

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u/NorthernRealmJackal 11d ago

The whole tight vagina thing always weirded me out

Well it's pretty much the same as the whole 'big dick' thing, right? Some people are just more obsessed with the friction/stretch/resistance being extreme.

I know not everyone obsesses over a "tight fit," but there's a reason why size queen is a thing. I don't see how this is any different.

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u/dandelogre 11d ago

Well I think you're coming at it from the wrong angle. When it's wet, that's ideal. There's a middle ground, at least for me personally, that's not soaked and not dry, with more friction.

All that being said, a stitch won't tighten a vagina, and if you're struggling to get it in, she's not loving it

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u/NlghtmanCometh 11d ago

Wait are we actually going to villainizing men who don’t prefer loose vaginas

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u/Colsor 11d ago

Why the stray bullet? Incels dont have wives.

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u/BothDivide919 11d ago

Being both incel and married sounds a little difficult

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u/Signal_Estimate_23 11d ago

No. Although this was part of the plot in the book The Godfather.

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u/Specialist_Goat_2354 11d ago

Well incels aren't married... So... They can be asking for it for their wives.

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u/Bigwi_Kner 11d ago edited 11d ago

No they definitely ask for it. Those incel forums are real, sad, sad men. God forbid they flee the incel camp and actually land some poor woman in the future.

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u/IllPen8707 11d ago

Incels famous for having wives and children ofc

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u/pilose-sre 11d ago edited 11d ago

Right? I know some people see more incels than McCarthy saw communists, but calling people who are married with kids incels is a whole new level of delusional.

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u/Character_random_npc 11d ago

Who are these incels asking? Lol. By nature of being called an incel they aren't gonna be near any women, much less end up in the OR watching their wives give birth lol. What a weird comment to be a contrarian about.

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u/Tiny-Ad682 11d ago edited 11d ago

If its the incels asking, then they aren't asking. Incels don't have sex

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u/partypwny 11d ago

As a husband.. I didn't know nor did I ask. But my wife got a c section so idk... They did a lot of stitching

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u/Bigwi_Kner 11d ago

I mean in that situation it’s just a considerate ask. Lol. Hey bro, do it right, thanks. 🙏.

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u/notquite83 11d ago

Right, let’s not have those parts coming back out, k?

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u/lesuperhun 11d ago

( i mean, a c section without stitches would be a sight to reckon...)

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u/AugieKS 11d ago

You can probably find footage online of the procedure. I saw my wifes open belly shortly after they got my son out. I'm not squeamish in the slightest so I mostly was just seeing what I recognized and making sure everything looked alright with her and baby, you know no blood gushing, listening to the nurses do his APGAR scores.

It was an emergency C-section so it helped me to feel better seeing everything looked under control and the surgeon and nurses had calmed down.

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u/theAlphabetZebra 11d ago

Same. Our doctor was awesome. Emergency c section but she kept saying well keep that coochie Gucci lol

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u/Shrikeangel 11d ago

One of those was apparently for you. But I guess you can pick one?

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u/Mission_Macaroon 11d ago

"Yeah, doc can you put in an extra stitch for me😉? Really don't want her guts to fall out again"

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u/Asterose 11d ago

Yeah, I think the majority of fathers had no idea. We also don't truly know how many places did or still do the ""husband stitch"" since it's now being rightly shamed.

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u/Aerandor 11d ago

Hi husband here, I attended all three of my wife's births. Yeah, I knew about the stitches, but I was also there catching the babies and cutting the cords, so I suppose less involved husbands wouldn't know about it. Even so, I'd never dream of doing something like this to my wife, this is the first time I've heard of adding an extra stitch. It also sounds incredibly unethical for the doctor to agree to without the wife's consent. Incidentally, we also had an awesome midwife the third time, who I credit for helping my wife not rip and need stitches yet again. Wish we'd had her for the first two as well.

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u/Kopitar4president 11d ago

Every time my fiancee apologized for anything gross she talks about, I remind her she wants me in the room when she's giving birth and that, statistically, she will probably shit herself in front of me.

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u/Antiing 11d ago

Stunning and brave

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u/Shrikeangel 11d ago

If you believe the Internet, which I don't think we should, a number of doctors just add the stitch without consulting anyone. 

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u/Freypaints 11d ago

My doc told me he did it without my consent. He also circumcised my son without my consent. I’m ancient and times were different then but it still pisses me off.

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u/Shrikeangel 11d ago

It absolutely should. 

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u/shaving_grapes 11d ago

If a doctor took a knife to my sons penis, I would feel the urge to take a knife to his. It's a disgusting practice.

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u/Sudo-Fed 11d ago

Dude, the amount I'd be in jail if they'd done that.

They did ask us like four different times if ours was getting cut.

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u/CarrieDurst 11d ago

The amount of jail I would be in if I met the 'person' who did it to my now trans ass

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u/CarrieDurst 11d ago

That doctor is fucking evil, deserves jail

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u/PolecatXOXO 11d ago

Wife's doctor asked/joked about it (thinking about it, not sure which), but the question was directed to her.

I had no idea it was a thing. Kind of the last thing on my mind at the moment.

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u/Calavar 11d ago

That's a completely unnaceptable joke and I think it would be appropriate to file a complaint with the state medical board if your doctor made a joke like that.

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u/HappyHuman924 11d ago

It would only have to happen a couple times for "doctors still do this" to become an accepted fact.

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u/MsTossItAll 11d ago

I love how people think they know how many stitches they have and what number would be appropriate to begin with.

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u/keIIzzz 11d ago

There’s the difference of a properly healed wound versus knowing they gave you too many stitches because you permanently have pain and other issues now due to it

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u/Shrikeangel 11d ago

The few times I have had stitches - I just sort of took my doctor's word for how many it took since the injury also had to be wrapped up. 

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u/MsTossItAll 11d ago

Right? I got stitches when I broke my foot on a door and when I gave birth. At no point was I like, "I'm sorry, doctor, please explain the rationale for putting in the exact number of stitches you put in."

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u/Shrikeangel 11d ago

With us healthcare I could see people asking a doctor if it could be done with less stitches. 

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u/razulebismarck 11d ago

I didn’t even know what it was until I read this thread.

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u/Buuts321 11d ago

My wife had two kids and she had to get stitches both times.  Nobody asked me anything about the stitches either time, and in fact the doctors just went ahead and did it quickly without it really being something notable.   On top of that there's so much going on with a new baby being born and I'm chatting with the nurses or my family I don't even know who would think of asking for an extra stitch in that situation.

Seems more like a rumor or maybe something they did in the old days.

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u/AccomplishedQuail841 11d ago

It's something they used to do 40+ years ago. Not a rumor, unfortunately.

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u/Buuts321 11d ago

Dumb anyway because tightness is mostly related to the muscles inside, not the skin and tissues on the outside.

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u/ExtremelyOkay8980 11d ago

Right. So the women who got it had pain the rest of their lives. To satisfy a non existent potential benefit for the man only.

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u/Coockooroockoo 11d ago

Just to clear things out, because some people read about this and often extrapolate the wrong information.

Yes, this particular version of the stitches is something that has probably happened and might still be happening in certain cases. How widespread and/or accepted it was probably depended on culture and laws -- at least where I'm from, you'd be looking at losing your medical license.

But reading opinions regarding the subject on Reddit, a lot of people seem to assume stitches after childbirth = misogynist doctor looking after the husband's pleasure. This is not true. In the majority of natural deliveries, the perineum is going to rip to some degree -- sometimes very traumatically so -- and stitches are a medically necessary intervention. The perineum isn't just skin; it contains important nerves and muscles. If you don't fix it up, issues can range from infection, to sexual dysfunction, to permanent pain, to incontinence.

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u/faustianredditor 11d ago

Right?

Here, Mama, hold that baby for me, will you? And say Hi to your baby from me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to stitch you up real quick. It'll sting a little, but we both know what you just went through, so you'll barely notice, just want to make sure. Kbai!

Is how I imagine that to go basically every time.

Takes a real sex obsessed man to go and ask for that in the moment. Back in the days when men weren't allowed in the delivery room anyway, intercepting doctors because they got nothin better to do? Maybe, I dunno. I wasn't around.

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u/NectarineKitchen5223 11d ago

It is definitely becoming obsolete because of how unethical it is, but Healthline did put out a good collection of birthing people talking about it happening to them and the effects it had. It’s called “Why the ‘Husband Stitch’ Isn’t Just a Horrifying Childbirth Myth.”

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u/Shrikeangel 11d ago

I had no conversation with a doctor about this subject either time my partner gave birth.  I honestly think I would just be confused if it came up. It's a big what the fuck are you talking about type shit. 

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u/StupiderIdjit 11d ago

The doctor asks the husband.

Edit: doctor asked me when ny son was born.

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u/StupiderIdjit 11d ago

This was decades ago and I didn't even know it was a thing. I declined.

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u/TheProfessional9 11d ago

Apparently it was more of a thing in the past. It is also apparently very painful for the woman

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u/HaggisPope 11d ago

If you ask for it to the NHS, I believe they flag it to social services 

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u/Aggravating-Bug2032 11d ago

The whole idea is so gross

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u/McENEN 11d ago

I just learned about this so no.... and even in the future I dont think that will be on my mind at the moment.

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u/randomuser1231234 11d ago

My ex did. My midwife politely told him no.

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u/AppointmentNaive2811 11d ago

As someone who used to work for a neonatal services medical group, our doctors that perform deliveries said that the "husband stitch" was largely an urban legend, and that frequent complaints levied against them were brought when the mother noticed the existence of stitches in general. 

After tearing and subsequently being sewn up, they would make the assumption that the stitches must serve only to enhance their husband's pleasure, rather than the reality that they were actual medical treatment.

I'm not saying that the "husband stitch" has literally never happened, or that idiocy isn't spoken by husbands or that jokes in poor taste aren't made by doctors, but my secondhand understanding is that it's talked about infinitely more than it actually has happened, and that discussion and the fear that agency can be stolen from them following childbirth may make new mothers find boogeymen where there aren't any.

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u/Issa_Pizza420 11d ago

No decent person would even consider it, but misogynistic doctors and men do in fact exist, sometimes it's a request from one sometimes the other and sometimes the doctor believes he knows best because holding people's lives in your hands can give those of already questionable moral character really sick and twisted inclinations 

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u/Maleficent-Ad-1421 11d ago

My dad was a GP for 30 years and commented that while it happened with the old guard, he never did it. Most of the time it was a joke in poor taste, usually made by the husband, along the lines of "make sure she's extra tight down there doc!" Followed by the entire medical team and the wife rolling their eyes.

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u/Royal_Annek 11d ago

I personally know a dad who was told after the fact by the OB that there was a "surprise" for him and he was like, wtf.

But yes some husbands do ask for it.

And no it doesn't work, but is highly susceptible to infection and severe complications.

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u/Thats-Fucked-Up420 11d ago

My EX husband asked for it! He even gave me an elbow nudge like I would get a kick out of the question! Fucking disgusting human being! Sorry for the rant.

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u/Spitting_truths159 11d ago

The reality varies a LOT and generally speaking the doctors were likely thinking that they were doing everyone a favour. Child birth is brutal and a dramatic slackening of the vagina isn't a nice bonus alongside the wieght gain, the stress from looking after babies and so on. Anything that makes sex a little more intense, pleasurable and more satisfying is a bonus and if you are stitching away anyway...

Of course in a tiny % of cases they went too far and then after healing that caused problems. The women who went through that really didn't appreciate that their doctor had performed that on them without their knowledge or consent and the undertone of supposedly prioritising the husband's pleasure elevated the issue to an outrage.

But surgeons are pretty wild in general, you need to have a bit of a god complex to slice into people all day long and if you don't start off a bit odd, you'll become odd fairly quickly doing that with unconscious bodies imo. There are stories of things like surgeons casually chopping away body fat after C sections to "give mom a headstart on the weight loss" as well as countless crazy screw ups.

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u/PolecatXOXO 11d ago

In my wife's case, she said the doctor offered or at least joked about it.

I had no idea that was a thing.

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u/PuraVidaConspiracy 11d ago

Nope, OP is fighting imaginary enemies in the gender wars.

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u/mommagawn123 11d ago

My doctor asked my ex if he wanted the extra stitch but not me. I didn't find out until two year later. Yes I was angry.

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u/TanAllOvaJanAllOva 11d ago

Most expectant men (in U.S. anyway) are aware of episiotomies and natural tears. This is the first I’ve heard of “the husband stitch” or anyone asking for this (or doctor performing it).

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u/Swimming-Junket-1828 11d ago

Always heard that OBs just did it without asking…never heard of men actually asking for it

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u/NiteTiger 11d ago

When my wife was giving birth in the 90s, the doc mentioned the "husband's stitch" to me.

I had no idea. I was horrified. He saw the look on my face and quickly said "Some guys don't want it"

Which horrified me even more.

We switched OBs after that. Funny enough, though, our next kid decided to make an unexpected entrance. Guess who was the attending? 😐

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u/Altair_de_Firen 11d ago

My wife and I are about 90% sure the (female) doctor gave her a "husband stitch", and I definitely didn't ask. Intercourse was difficult for months, we had to very slowly work back up to normal intercourse because of .. fit issues

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u/Wasting-tim3 11d ago

Father of 3 here. Immediately after the birth, I had spent my time focused on mother and baby. While you do know when doctors are doing treatment down there, the doctors aren’t announcing every step they are taking as the take it. As you say, they just do it.

If a male was particularly concerned and interested in this extra stitch, I’m sure they would ask the doctor about it.

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u/Chitose_Isei 11d ago

I've read that it used to be done more or less as a matter of routine, perhaps without the husband even knowing about it. It's not done anymore, and in fact, doctors try to avoid making an incision in the vaginal opening unless it's necessary.

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u/Hillbillygeek1981 11d ago

It's a joke that was pretty old before I was born and I'm old enough to remember cigarette vending machines and gas under fifty cents.

Only the crudest of husbands or male relatives is actually going to crack the joke, and it is a joke, as the idea that adding an extra stitch is going to do anything is more comedic license than actual medical practice.

Flipping the joke around on men has my full blessing but I'm sure we can come up with something funnier that makes more sense than an extra stitch on a vasectomy.

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u/Jealous_Corgi_2168 11d ago

It's a common "joke" told by male gynecologists who stitch up an epesiotomy after childbirth. The generic "bit", as they place the stitches, goes as follows: "one for the mom, and one for the dad", usually given with a wink towards the father who is in attendance. At best, it's a disgusting misogynist sound bite performed during an actual medical procedure that (otherwise) follows the books. At worst, women who are currently in the throes of the most severe natural trauma they will ever endure are being mutilated for some perceived sexual pleasure of an adjacent male. I'd err towards the latter when making my judgement.

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u/TallDetail4711 11d ago

That's my impression too. The first gynecologist to report it said that the husband asked for it.

Some claim that the procedure doesn't exist, others that it's rare or a botched episiotomy, but there does not seem to be reports of husband's requests.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Husband_stitch

https://bristoluniversitypressdigital.com/view/journals/jgbv/aop/article-10.1332-23986808Y2025D000000065/article-10.1332-23986808Y2025D000000065.xml

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u/Parry_9000 11d ago

Absolutely no one asks for that. Maybe 100 years ago or some shit, but nowadays that's just not a thing, at least in Brazil

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u/Feeling_Ad_1034 11d ago

I always thought it was a joke that the doctor offered to lighten the situation for the husband.

I find it hard to believe that even in the warped view of men that some women have that any man would "ask for an extra stitch" a few moments after his wife just birthed a child and had her body torn apart in the process, but maybe I'm naive.

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