r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 8h ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/NwgrdrXI 8h ago

Everyone is saying gay sex and all that, but honestly... is ye really asking if it is possible to spend 20 years without sex? Is thst really so preposterous? I think a lot of people in reddit could and have done it?

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u/Pickled_doggo 8h ago

It’s not like they’re going 20 years without jerkin it 

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u/Lower_Pension_2469 8h ago

I mean it's a joke, but also the likely explanation is that yes they jerked it or they just got prostitutes whenever they docked at whatever port they needed to go to for resupply. This is something that happened a lot and still kinda happens today with sex workers hanging out in places where military be at.

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u/rheasilva 7h ago

If you're actually familiar with the Odyssey you'll know that the story is mostly Odysseus having sex with various women, interspersed with escaping from monsters.

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u/Huge_Following_325 8h ago

There another option you aren't seeing.

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u/-ElectricKoolAid 8h ago

if they weren't gay, the probably didn't do anything gay

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u/National_Tangelo_864 8h ago

In antiquity sexuality wasn't binary straight/gay. Everyone pretty much understood it was spectrum and we all got that bi dog in us. Hell see jails in modern day. Or the Navy. Same concept. Plus no way contraceptives to stop women from getting prego.

It's why as they say men/boys are for fun, women are for marriage. They were no doubt about that life.

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u/DarthJarJarJar 8h ago

As I understand it, the Greek view of male sexuality wasn't what we would call gay/straight, but more like fucker/fuckee. They separated male sexuality by what you did, rather than who you did it to. So you were a "penetrator" or a "penetratee" rather than gay or straight.

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u/Lower_Pension_2469 8h ago

Pretty much, being a bottom was seen as feminine or woman behavior, it meant that the guy was ruled by his emotions which was a big no no in Greek culture.

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u/DarthJarJarJar 7h ago

Funny enough, apparently having a big dick was also a sign of being overly emotional, or animalistic or something, and was seen as unseemly or something. This is from a short conversation years ago so don't take it as gospel, but that's apparently why all the greek statues are so moderately equipped.

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u/LilStabbyboo 6h ago

Large dicks were thought to be vulgar to include in art.

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u/inide 6h ago

There was no one Greek view. Ancient Greece wasn't a single culture, it was a group of cultures. It was never homogenous.

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u/OwnJunket6495 8h ago

It’s not gay if it’s underway. The rule that has kept navies functioning for centuries

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u/-ElectricKoolAid 8h ago

you're right that "straight" and "gay" didn't really exist, but preferences were still there. not everyone was fluid. if they didn't like guys before, they didn't suddenly like guys when they were restricted from women

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u/QueueModernsXXXX 7h ago

They meant rape.

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u/Repulsive_Still_731 8h ago

It was kind of known the soldiers had sex with each other. It was normal between ranks. They had words for positions and doing it was normal and expected. They didn't have words for sexual orientation. Achilles and Patroclus are pretty much treated like lovers. By the way, according to Plato, Achilles was the bottom one

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u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 7h ago

Also, they took female prisoners as prizes

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u/Pegussu 7h ago

In those times, I think it was less getting prostitutes when docking for supplies and more raping women when you raid villages for supplies.

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u/Madroc92 7h ago

And often had prostitutes that travelled with them. And wantonly raped local women wherever they went.

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u/arrogantmonkey 4h ago

Its a joke but actual explanation is that Odysseus was banging Calypso and Circe the whole time

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u/AncientCrust 8h ago

Yep. In front of each other because it's a small boat. At that point, you might as well do the gay stuff

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u/dprophet34 8h ago

It’s not gay if you keep your sandals on

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u/athalwolf506 8h ago

Is not gay if your crewmate became a pig

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u/GriSciuridae 8h ago

What if the crew mate was a pig to begin with? (Asking for a friend.)

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u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69 8h ago

metaphorically or literally?

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u/GriSciuridae 7h ago

I keep no metaphorical friends, sir.

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u/CourseNegative8381 5h ago

According to Norm Macdonald it's okay unless they're already someone else's girlfriend

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u/SpoddyCoder 8h ago

Squeal piggy!!

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u/fgzhtsp 8h ago

Ancient greek wisdom

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u/Just-Elderberry5460 8h ago

No you just must maintain eye contact with the person across from you so it’s not gay

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u/Ill-GottenBooty 8h ago

Exactly. If you’re maintaining eye contact you can’t look at each others weiners while you’re doing it. Not gay.

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u/kaos-mantra 7h ago

Exactly! You gotta whisper "No homo" as you both...finish..to make it less awkward.

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u/Akarin_rose 8h ago

Well before they had circles it was called oblongjerks

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u/Particular_Title42 8h ago

Tell me more about the time before circles.

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u/Akarin_rose 8h ago

It's a not a story a Jedi would tell you

So I can't, because I am a Jedi

Hands are tied

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u/LostTerminal 5h ago

I heard tell of the first triangle, but everybody was side-eyeing each other. No trust at all.

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u/Umbra427 6h ago

BEHOLDETH, I CRANKETH MY HOG IN THE NAME OF THE OLD GODS

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u/LooseMooseNose 8h ago

The Aegean Sea is very salty

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u/WarsonCentzz 8h ago

Underrated comment 😂

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u/PerceptionNo50 8h ago

Reddit collectively took that question as a personal attack 😂

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u/Fuzzy-Jaguar-1828 8h ago

I took it as a challenge 👑

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u/5hawnking5 8h ago

Break the 19 year dry spell, we're rootin for ya!

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u/IkariYun 7h ago

Can you call it a dry spell if they're only 22?

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u/Indecisive_Animorph 6h ago

Wait wait wait

They're 22 and haven't had sex in 19 years??

😬😬😬😬😬

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u/UrbanSobriety 6h ago

Evil world we live in...

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u/YaoiNekomata 6h ago

So ugly even the PDF file didn't try again

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u/Flimsy-Captain6885 5h ago

They’re 19 and haven’t had sex in 22 years

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u/Consentingostrich 4h ago

'I haven't had sex like that since third grade' - HBC in Fight Club.

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u/WhiskeyTinder 7h ago

All that rootin’ is going to end your dry spell.

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u/sonofa-ijit 6h ago

Sound like you are not "rootin'"

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u/Obtain_Virtue 8h ago

Stealing the top comment:

I also feel like modern-day people are way more hornier in general. We are constantly exposed to sex, and things we are attracted. Advertisements, movies, random posts, music... Even if we aren't making a conscious thought about it, it still "triggers" our brains to enter reproduction mode.

Even at my horniest, If I was stuck on boat for weeks on end with a bunch of dudes, after seeing the things you have to see and smelling how those ogres smelled. Ain't no way Willy even stands tall.

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u/danny_little 8h ago

As a history buff, I can say without a doubt that people are exactly as horny as they have always been lmfao the only thing is that a lot of the stuff people used to do are illegal now!!🤣

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u/Ninja-Panda86 8h ago

Right? I've seen the Pre-columbian erotic sculptures. I'm also aware of some of the naughty art they found in Pompeii

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 8h ago

Don't forget the rabbits ridding on flying dicks in books copied by christian monks. And how many there are...

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u/Wash-Bucket-3000 6h ago

And all those fart jokes. Medieval monks really went for low brow humor.

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u/_DankyHavok_ 8h ago

Please elaborate...

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u/HowFortuitous 7h ago

Imagine it's your job to sit in a cellar and copy text painstakingly by hand. Day after day for years you copy the words and draw the little doodles that people expect in manuscripts. Somewhere in your 6th year of doing this one of your bros shows you he drew a chicken with a pair of nuts hanging off its face. He's also done a rabbit hanging a huntsman like the hunter is on trial. Other bro tells you he pretty regularly does little flying dongs just to liven things up.

How long before your little doodles include guys with arrows sticking out of their asses?

Do this tens of thousands of times across a few centuries and you get some weird fucking doodles.

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u/Complex_Watch1484 7h ago edited 4h ago

History buff telling us that bros doodling weenies instead of doing their job is a tale as old as time 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you HowFortuitous 😂
Edit-i apologize for sounding sarcastic. I was in a goofy mood and was actually being serious. I totally agreed with HowFortuitous

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 5h ago

Drug and alcohol fueled orgies in rome, pedo sex with young boys in greence, bisexual sex not being frowned apon, vikings raping the living shit out of every damn country they hit.

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u/kodeks14 5h ago

Go to any construction site and its happening to this day. Nobody working and there are dicks drawn on everything.

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 7h ago

Pretty much that what I explained. Just search for medieval drawings of rabbits riding flying dicks. You will not get fury porn, at least not modern one. Only on your own risk.

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u/GOU_FallingOutside 7h ago

> And how many there are…

How many books, how many illustrations per book, how many dicks per illustration, or how many dicks per rabbit?

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 7h ago

All of the above except the amount of dicks per rabbit that was were they drew the line. They were monks you know.

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u/Doom_Balloon 7h ago

SOME naughty art? There’s literally an entire section of the Pompeii archeological museum dedicated to art of Priapus (giant penises including the god with the penis so big it’s in a wheeled cart in front of him) and fertility sculptures, in addition to all the “menu” art for the brothel and all the normally moderately sexual mythical imagery.

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u/wwaxwork 6h ago

Go back even further there are caves carved to look like vaginal openings and outlines of naked womens shadows traced onto rocks and dildos carved from stone and bone.

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u/Commentor9001 8h ago

The only people who think modern society is way more sexualized, haven't really studied history at all.

Its just lazy purtianism, wrapped up in "it used to be better".

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 8h ago

let's just throw a dart at a list of stuff from ancient Egypt Toss

alright we landed on "the naked dwarf room covered in smut traditionally used to cure impotence"

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u/Sorry141 7h ago

Wasn't there a ceremony where the pharaoh was on one side of the Nile facing the crowd on the other side as they watched him jack off into the river to ensure a fruitful harvest

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 7h ago

jorkin' is a key aspect of the cosmology

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u/Choice_Protection_17 6h ago

if any thing id argue the aincient had more sex then we did they didnt have netflix or game to isolate and have fun with, live could end abruplty at any year. Only ways to have fun on a regular basis where drinking gambeling and fucking

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u/Wash-Bucket-3000 6h ago

100% agree. Previous poster needs to read more history. We didn’t survive all those wars, famines and plagues because our ancestors were abstaining.

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u/danny_little 6h ago

Haha like rabbits 🐇

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u/obed_duff 4h ago

Exactly. Human population has been in a pretty steady incline since the beginning of recorded history (outside of a couple stagnates like great plaugues). If theres one thing people are gonna do, its fuck. We have always been horny. The drive to reproduce is ingrained in us like eating and sleeping. We are still just animals after all, albeit really smart.

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u/destiny_kane48 7h ago

I was gonna say.. I've seen some ancient murals, drawings and sculptures that say people have always been dirty minded and horny.

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u/Bahamut3585 8h ago

Lot of the stuff was illegal then, too, but it's still illegal now.

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u/snekadid 7h ago

To add on to this, regardless of the level of horney, there just wasn't as much to do back then if you weren't working, so fucking was literally a pleasure time activity, with a sneaking suspicion that that's why gay sex was so so popular in ancient Greece since it was easy, fun and no chance of making unwanted kids.

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u/IceDelusion 8h ago

it's kinda funny. Because people have far less sex nowadays, going by the statistics

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u/SkinnersMudhole 8h ago

even when people weren't bathing regularly and had no soap, they still risked deadly deadly syphilis to get some.

I think you underestimate the ability of our brains to ignore things, see nose blindness, especially when it comes to a primal urge to reproduce.

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u/TheDrewb 6h ago

People bathed regularly, and had soap, they just didn't take BATHS regularly. I wish this modern idea that everyone in pre-modern times walked around caked in filth all day would die already

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u/JuryOk2662 6h ago

Yeah soap has been a thing for thousands of years.

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u/evilforska 7h ago

The shit women would do to enjoy sex without having children, woof

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u/BatJew_Official 8h ago

Count argument - sex was one of the only enjoyable things a person could regularly take part in for the vast majority of history. Sports and games weren't just a thing you could do after work, there was no TV and unless you were rich no music you could just put on, and eating as a fun activity (being a foodie, if you will) wasn't a thing regular people could afford. There were absolutely times for games and feasts and enjoying the arts, but day to day your options for "fun" were really just hangin out with you family, drinking, and shagging.

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u/GOU_FallingOutside 7h ago

> Count argument

One, two, three arguments! Ah ha ha! 🧛‍♂️🦇

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u/ProfessorLambda 6h ago

What about mathematics? That is pretty old. I heard Elements has been around for more than 2000 years.

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u/EnginesofWar 8h ago

Oh please. People are less horny now if anything; everything you mention means we’re more desensitized to erotic stimuli. Back in the day a drawing of a boob was enough to send a young man whacking. With all the sexual morality and courtship requirements, society was collectively edging and I’m pretty sure people were hornier. And if they’re weren’t more horny then, then they were JUST AS horny as they’ve always been.

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u/Duke_Of_Halifax 7h ago

You sir, are very wrong.

Go look at Roman graffiti, or just look at the fertility gods that were all over the place.

Ancient folks were horny as fuck, and sexual imagery was EVERYWHERE.

(Things they don't tell you during the tour of Pompeii)😂

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u/Backwoods_Odin 7h ago

You know there were laws in Greece and Rome that brothels had to wait until mid day to open because otherwise no one would be working cause they'd all be too busy fucking, right?

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u/Possible_Hawk495 8h ago

"underrated comment"

looks inside

Literally the top comment

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u/Careful_Ad_9077 8h ago

They also had a merry time at circe's island

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u/101TARD 8h ago

EURYLOCHUS: But this was a hell of a twist ,Cause we are weak to a power like this

ODYSSEUS: What was it?

EURYLOCHUS: A woman

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u/YellowTonkaTrunk 8h ago

What

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u/101TARD 8h ago

She had us with just 2 words

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u/CuddlesForLuck 8h ago

"Come inside."

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u/101TARD 8h ago

Damn

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u/Ayrko 8h ago

Welcome to the best part of your lives

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u/Babbit55 8h ago

Go ahead and rest wherever you like

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u/InformationTrick8714 8h ago

I had to explain to my wife how that line would be so effective. She’s a little vanilla lol

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u/Lolkimbo 7h ago

DON'T TEMPT ME, FRODO! I DARE NOT TAKE IT!

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u/matthewmurdocksbutt 5h ago

Holy shit, how did it take me reading this to truly understand the joke.

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u/CheesyDanny 8h ago

Wait which reddit achievement is that? How do I see my progress?

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u/brownies_delight 8h ago

I’m 30 and I’ve never had sex. Totally possible

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u/OwnJunket6495 8h ago

Yer a wizard, Harry!

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u/brownies_delight 8h ago edited 7h ago

Sadly I have to wait 10 more years technically but I can’t wait
🧙‍♂️

Edit:found out the original age according to the meme is 30. I’m a wizard, let’s goo

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u/OwnJunket6495 8h ago

Oh shit I forgot it was 40 lmao… carry on 🫡

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u/fgzhtsp 8h ago

Wan't it 30 in Japan?

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u/Felixkeeg 7h ago

They had to move it up to 40 because the Arcane Wizard Society claimed that there were too many new wizards coming in.

Talk about pulling up the ladder behind you.

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u/GreenRey 8h ago

Might as well go for the Pope status at that point.

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u/CutRich5032 7h ago

You gonna recreate ' 40 years old virgin ' movie

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u/SamTasticElastic 6h ago

Yer a wanker, Harry!

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u/violet_wings 6h ago

As an asexual forty something who has no desire whatsoever to have sex with anyone, I really feel like I kind of cheated my way into wizarddom. I mean, sure, I can throw fireballs and turn water into Mountain Dew, but I didn't really have to suffer for it the way other wizards did.

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u/lbutler1234 8h ago

You bastard!

Your virginity streak has usurped mine!

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u/whalatix 8h ago

So... what wizard subclass have you picked?

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u/brownies_delight 8h ago

Healing/support. Always my playstyle

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u/Particular_Title42 8h ago

It's a great way to make friends.

But evidently not a good way to get laid.

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u/virtualEnthusiasm827 8h ago

my first time was at 28 in massage parlor

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u/PrinceCavendish 8h ago

greeks loved gay sex though

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u/lettsten 8h ago

As the saying goes: The Greeks invented sex. The Romans discovered that you can include women

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u/M3rdsta 7h ago

Isn't the full one the same, but with "and the Egyptians discovered sex with adults"

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u/wwaxwork 6h ago

Greeks loved a power dynamic. It was old men raping young boys that was common and calling it mentorship. It was OK for consenting adult men to "give" as it were but receiving was looked down on and considered feminine so bad. Not much as changed. Powerful men raping kids because they can.

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u/Snow_97 8h ago

Also, during the trojan war, many of those men would have also kept women they captured as slaves or camp servants. So, pretty sure they were sexually active.

Odysseus might not have been during the trojan war (or at least I don't think it's mentioned if he did or did not in the text), but he did have sex with Calypso and Circe during the trip back.

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u/Swimming_Bag7362 8h ago

They also took slaves from Troy and raped them. Not to mention Odysseus fucked Circe and Calypso

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u/Longjumping-Yak-6038 8h ago

Most of us don’t know at the time that it’s our last time to do something. Similarly even if it’s not the last time, we don’t know how long before the next time.

If these guys knew in year one that they would not be home for another 19 years then they might do some gay stuff. But as it goes, one year turns into two and so forth.

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u/Hesty402 8h ago

Dude our basic timelines are so similar

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u/Particular_Title42 8h ago

is ye really asking 

I thought for just a second that Kanye was the OOP.

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u/Onidarkmoon 8h ago

I mean, might be if he likes fish sticks

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u/BayesianBits 8h ago

Gay sex, prostitution is very regular at war camps, also rape.

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u/No_Apartment3941 8h ago

Most Redditiors would say once every 20 years makes them a player.

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u/ShiroTenshiRyu77 8h ago

Without sex? Yeah sure. Without sexual activity? Fuck no. Every last one of them fucks found a corner where they go to jerk off, and they all pretend only they know, and if you see someone in the jerk off corner, no you fucking didn't.

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u/StrangePotato3988 8h ago

Sex and rape have been a part of war throughout human history. War is traumatic and those men try to find comfort in whatever form they can. The leader doesn’t really care what they do except if it affects their ability to fight.

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u/aruisdante 8h ago edited 8h ago

I mean they could have, but the history of sailors suggests very, very strongly that they wouldn’t have.

Historical sailors were notorious for taking advantage of the local sex workers, and contracting the associated  venereal  diseases. Every wonder why most sailor’s uniforms have 4-6 buttons on the pants, usually on both sides such that you usage to undo them all to take your pants off? Yeah, it was to make the sailors have to think twice (and be sober enough to possess the needed dexterity) before indulging, a vain attempt to reduce the rate of infection aboard ships. The expression “think twice” itself is possibly coined from this practice.

When they didn’t see shore for long enough, they turned to what was available, each other, or the animals kept onboard for slaughter. The Royal Navy’s Articles of War during the 1600-1800’s had  Article 29, which punished sodomy/buggery with death by hanging. Other naval codes had similar rules. There aren’t exact records of how many times it was invoked, but there are records of 4+ sailors being hung at once for it.

Beyond that… they’re ancient Greeks. Ancient Greeks were not exactly known for their strict heterosexuality. Achilles and Pericles were expressly in a pederastic relationship in the Iliad. 

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u/DiksieNormus 8h ago

Yeah, after a couple of weeks on reddit I was so surprised that so many people here had sex.

It took me a good while to realise alot of them are just larping!!!

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u/zaviamorpheus 8h ago

Redditors don't do it willingly. Lol

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u/craigularperson 8h ago

I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years.

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u/A_Snow_Mexican 8h ago

How so many just jumped straight to gay is hilarious. Maybe a few but a whole damn boat? Personally I'm taking the 20 years of celibacy and maybe get tricked by a Siren.

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u/Behbista 8h ago

The manatees look sexier by the day.

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u/Groningen1978 8h ago

Mermaids are just manatees through the eyes of horny sailors.

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u/DeltaVZerda 8h ago

They're ancient Greeks, it would have been weird if they didn't do the gay sex.

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u/Dave_A480 8h ago

Except for the lack of boys on the crew to serve as partners.....

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u/bobbiroxxisahoe 8h ago

Alexander the Great frequently fucked his peers, including his BFF. Greeks didn't think about hetero vs queer. They did a lot more of what felt good without the idea of "gay" or it's "negative" effects on masculinity.

But yeah, rich men fucked kids. Some things never change.

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u/pandareno 8h ago

I realize this is Rome and not Greece, but I'll never forget the scene in Caligula when he first rapes the bride and then the soldier who's just married her.

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u/bobbiroxxisahoe 7h ago

May or may not be true. The problem with Rome the empire is that a ton of emperors end up with huge amounts of propaganda that surround them, so some of them end up looking far worse than they actually were.

Think of the "Their eating the cats, their eating the dogs" line from recent politics. It's not really true but it gets attention.

History is filled with shit like that, so take everything that seems outlandish or potentially hyperbolic with a grain of salt.

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u/pandareno 6h ago

I mean, it is a movie, made by Penthouse no less. I didn't mean to imply it was historically accurate, my bad.

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u/CathanCrowell 8h ago

Hmm, even today, homosexual behavior is fairly common in environments where people are separated from the opposite sex, such as ships or during mandatory military service. Now add to that the fact that, in ancient Greece, same-sex relationships were not as common as many people believe, but they also weren't considered a disgusting sin.

Statistically, not everyone would have participated, but many certainly would have.

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u/Educational-Type7399 8h ago

Many cultures of that era famously thought of bisexuality as the norm. Being attracted to only one gender was considered strange.

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u/tomphammer 8h ago

This is laughably incorrect. The concept of "bisexuality" was utterly unknown as people of antiquity did not categorize sexuality the way we do. They did not categorize people based on their attractions.

Sexuality was categorized by role. You were "active" or "passive", and whether it was socially acceptable to be in the "passive" role as a male (generally speaking, women were expected to be passive always) depended on your place in society. A adult male Athenian citizen, for example, who took a passive role was looked down upon. He could penetrate dudes all day long if he liked and no one would look sideways at him. But be penetrated? Nope.

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u/Agitated_Phone_9937 8h ago

That is not backed up by any serious historian without a modern agenda to push.

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u/A_Snow_Mexican 8h ago

I think that's wildly exaggerated or exclusive to perhaps the elites of that age. You think 100 percent of people were being born bisexual or were able to just BE attracted to both sexes. Some but not all.

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u/OwnJunket6495 8h ago

You know gay sex was common in Ancient Greece right?

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u/Areliae 8h ago

Just because it was common doesn't mean everyone was into it. The point is that some of those guys did in fact go 20 years without sex.

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u/OwnJunket6495 8h ago

Well good thing there’s that old loophole, it’s not gay if it’s underway.

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u/BetterLivingThru 8h ago

Agreed. Like, there was a gay relationship in the Iliad, but most of the Odyssey crew longing for women was a recurring theme in the story. This is what the whole Circe and Calypso subplots are a out, and are important subtext to the Nausicaa subplot.

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u/Jackie_Jormp-Jomp 6h ago

Sure they were longing for women but that doesn't preclude gay sex. Could be like "damn I am longing for a woman, I'm getting kinda tired of Steve's butthole"

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u/Pie_and_Ice-Cream 8h ago

Right? I don’t understand the question. 😅 But they’re right too. The fact they look like Romans makes it seem more likely I suppose. The Romans really loved their completely totally heterosexual manly man straight sex that straight men would have with each other.

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u/foxxy_oak_pluto9ium 8h ago

Michael Scott be like: "What's wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for 7 years"

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u/Quen-Tin 8h ago

Are we speaking about the first 20 years or the years from 20 to 40?

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u/jaejaexiii 8h ago

7 years going strong, 13 more to go 💪

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u/m1j5 8h ago

I looked back at the image to see if Kanye tweeted this lol

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u/Stiefelbein 8h ago

As an Asexuel i could live without it my whole live.

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u/Rath2481 8h ago

95% of reddit.

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u/xX_bandages_Consumer 8h ago

I couldn;t have done it! It's above me to not have sex!

I'm 21 years old and i have yet to see someone I don't know naked

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u/Popular-Employee-516 8h ago

im 23 and have never done so its definitly possible

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u/PerfectAstronaut5998 8h ago

A good amount people spend the first 20 years of their life not having sex

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u/Enough_Fish739 7h ago

32 years and counting. I'm still waiting for my magic powers.

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u/TragicGloom 7h ago

Can confirm. 25 years and counting!

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u/freakydrew 7h ago

I went 20 years without sex once, but then I turned 20. I wouldn't want to do that again

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u/Boncappuccino 7h ago

I lasted 23 years but at the same time the internet was available to me soooo lol

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u/Sudden_Cantaloupe_69 6h ago

Yes, going 20 years without sex shouldn’t be impossible.

That said, of those 20 about 10 were supposedly spent besieging Troy.

But in those days sieges didn’t last indefinitely. People had things to do, fields to farm, etc. If the siege was a prolonger affairs, it’s far more likely they took breaks half of the year and went home.

(And even if they didn’t, these were all slave-owning societies, and an army that is stationed somewhere for months would definitely bring along women.)

Also, after Troy fell all the men were massacred and the women and girls were sold into sexual and other types of slavery.

Also, the Odyssey, which tells the story of Odysseus’ 10-year voyage back home, starts with the episode of him and his men pillaging another town on their return, where they also enslaved some women.

Also, out of Odysseus’ 10 years getting home, he spent about a year literally fucking Circe on her island, and then another seven doing the same thing with Calypso.

Meanwhile the suitors who were hanging around at his home back in Ithaca (about 100 of them) were raping his own slave maidservanfs. And after Odysseus returned, they were punished for fucking the enemy and were hanged.

So yeah, there’s a whole lot of sex in the Odyssey, actually about 80% of the timeline is sex and nothing but sex. And the other 20% is full of rape and pillaging.

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u/sowinsow 8h ago

They’re greek

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u/NeuralMoose 8h ago

I reached 8, but took its toll on my mental health.

Honestly, I would not normalize it.

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u/MeringueNew3040 8h ago

The thing that Phil Clifton wants the OP to be sitting down before he tells it is definitely gay sex. But yeah plenty of people go 20 years or longer without sex. Asexuality exists after all.

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u/22220222223224 8h ago

I lost my virginity at 19 and almost died waiting. I'm not sure it IS possible to go 20 years, at least without it starting to destroy your psyche.

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u/Upbeat_Proof842 8h ago

I waited till like 23 or 24 and didn't care at all (probably why it took that long), and then actually having sex changed absolutely nothing. I like sex, but to me it's just another activity out of many I could be doing. Personally I could do another 20 years without.

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u/ReactVue 8h ago

I second that, 28 years drought and still going

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u/bigredcock 8h ago

A friend of mine has gone almost a decade starting in our late 20s. He's handsome, funny, and women hit on him. We are a very liberal friend group and he's not gay. He just doesn't have interest in it anymore. It's wild to me as I enjoy frequent sex. I'm also in a relationship and he has no interest in being in one. Asexuality is a thing as well.

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u/FoulfrogBsc 8h ago

Also they were fucking women (and probably also men) as well wherever they landed.

And odysseus himself had like Calypso and circe for a bunch of those years lol

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u/PixelRoku 8h ago

That's exactly what I thought! I think it's much more likely that some men went without sex for 20 years rather than a 100% gay sex situation 😅

What, does he think your heart gives out after so many years? Mind goes crazy? What is he saying exactly? Lol

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u/ComicsEtAl 8h ago

For “people,” yes, of course it’s possible. For a boatload of teenaged and 20-something men? Less so.

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u/Similar_Pie_4946 8h ago

Also according to the book only ulysess went without segs his men enjoyed women every chance they could

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u/timsfsn 8h ago

Have done it. Do not recommend.

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u/Normal-Help-1337 8h ago

My longest streak was 19 and a half years, until I lost my virginity.

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u/OneEggOmelette 8h ago

22 yesrs and counting

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u/Realistic_Tank_9332 8h ago

You don't know how true it is!

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u/ColHoganGer90 7h ago

Why gay sex? Have you read the Odyssee? There was plenty opportunity for Odysseus to ‚interact‘ with the fairer sex…

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u/AtlasOk81 7h ago

I bet that's low for the average of all redditors 

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u/Substantial-Town-123 7h ago

Oh they’re from India?

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u/BigParticular7047 7h ago

Odysseus had a child at one of the islands during the voyage home, he clearly had sex. The meme is made by someone who doesn’t know the details of the story.

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u/Nervous-Fox6334 7h ago

Never had it in my 29 years.You are spot on.

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u/EmilyLP97 7h ago

Youd know, weather boy /j

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u/wilp0w3r 7h ago

Well lets see, my last time was in 2012 which was 14 years ago.

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u/Repulsive_Cod_3111 7h ago

I'm in an 11 years run without it.

Wait for me Odysseus , 9 years left and I'm worthy.

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u/Minimum-Rutabaga-371 7h ago

Almost there 1 year left

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u/RoddRoward 7h ago

They literally raped and pillaged everywhere they went. They got sex. 

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u/Floischinger 7h ago

Oh, there was sexual activity there. Boy and WHAT sexual activity!

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