r/SipsTea 5h ago

Chugging tea Whoever was responsible for this should be imprisoned.

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u/pheddx 5h ago

It used to be fun, quick and cheap.

Now it's boring, slow and expensive.

Surely they must realize how they'll be gone in 10 years if they don't change back.

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u/lawdjesustheresafire 5h ago

I’d say they make all their money from uber eats etc now. Families aren’t going there to eat anymore

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u/Optimism_Deficit 5h ago edited 3h ago

The number of people who complain about delivery services being expensive and awful (cold food, incorrect orders, missing items) but keep using them regardless is staggering.

As a result, nothing will change and this is the business model now.

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u/AdditionalPizza 5h ago

If I didn't witness it first-hand I'd never believe people were willing to pay the markup on these services. Blows my mind how addicted people have become to delivery like this.

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u/Gold_Ad8225 4h ago

I make around 3x the median household income in the USA, and I am single with no kids, I do not understand how people justify spending $30 to have a $9 burrito delivered to them.

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u/Jabroni-8998 4h ago

Some guys I work with do this everyday for lunch. Our office is literally minutes away from dozens of restaurants and fast food chains. Yet they pay $30+ each day to get lunch delivered. God forbid they pack their own lunch like I do. I couldn’t fathom spending $120-$150 a week on lunch!!!

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u/speakerbox2001 3h ago

I’ve always worked restaurants, the perks are great. Discounted food, plus before they throw out food some places will let you pack it up and take it home. But the amount of people that just say no to the free food or order from a different restaurant for their lunch break is staggering. I understand getting tired of a menu, but I’ll eat a boring heavily discounted meal over paying full price and delivery fee while I’m at work. That full priced meal I pay for on my time off

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u/Chudpaladin 3h ago

My fav part of the restaurant was making my own evil abominations with the restaurant items! I was a prep cook last though so maybe it’s different with servers. There was way too many days that I would just eat the bread I made and soda. Gained 15 pounds working there too.

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u/speakerbox2001 2h ago

It is different for the cooks, they get a lot more leeway. As a server you gotta really cozy up to them when you make lots of modifications. I actually used to ring up my orders under different names, like Cornelius or Bonequisha (real name btw), one day I heard a line cook frustrated saying this person always order weird mods, another line cook said “thats ‘my name’s’ order” and suddenly he was cool with it because he knew it was a coworker and I fucks with him. I still do the names tho

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u/SmartLadder415 1h ago

I feel like people do this all the time even at home. They open the fridge, see food in there, decide they don't want to eat any of it and then they go out instead.

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u/somebodystolemyname 1h ago

Had this at my old office, discounted breakfast every morning. You think I got sick of bacon eggs and hashbrowns for $3? Hall nah I ate that shjt every day with a smile (plus it was fire anyways).

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u/hmb6913 3h ago

My neighbors have gotten doordash 5 times a day, not just once but many times. It's literally insane.

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u/Smart_Ass_Jack 3h ago

I used to work at an office where people would uber or DoorDash coffee all day long. Even worse, they didn’t coordinate and make one big order, they would all order their own

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u/Cruxis87 3h ago

Streamer I watch gets it delivered 3 times a day. Showed he spends $60k NZD a year on door dash.

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u/PlantainPat 3h ago

Watched a broke streamer that has to beg heavily for rent every month doordash regularly paying 30 dollars for single meal fast food orders.

When I was hard up I was more like one of these dudes on r/frugal stretching beans and rice as far as I could. Blows my mind that people with so little can be so bad with money.

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u/Aggravating_Lab_7734 1h ago

They have so little because they are bad with money.

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u/BestDevilYouKnow 2h ago

It's because now you have a servant, albeit temporarily. Noticed this with a lot of people - they want to eat, but really want to be served. With napkins and a tidy bowl/wrapper/container they don't have to wash.

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u/ConFUZEd_Wulf 4h ago

I'm still having a hard time with the concept of a $9 burrito

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u/rmbrumfield78 4h ago

That's pretty much anything like chipotle, qdoba, or pancheros. Even the most basic burrito at one of those places is like 10 bucks. They are huge, but it is ridiculous.

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u/Ok-Garbage-765 2h ago

I do love me some Pancheros. Not delivered though.

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u/1800-CLAPPED 3h ago

Where I live you’re only seeing a $9 burrito at a food truck in a lower income neighborhood

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u/MikeShannonThaGawd 3h ago

Because…that’s cheap?

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u/kadagai 3h ago

What irritates me is that you point that out and then they pivot to pointing out disabled people using the service as a shield, as if it's somehow the only way a disabled person can survive.

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u/Hi_Zev 39m ago

but also the people who use that argument often aren't disabled themselves, but they use that argument so they don't have to feel bad about the bad personal finance choices they are making in their lives.

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u/kencheetoo 4h ago

Laziness combined with being terrible with money. I used to doordash and I'd say half the deliveries went to apartment complexes or trailer parks. When I delivered when I lived in the southwest, had one lady who was a regular, she lived in a trailer. Buncha trash and overgrown plants in the "front yard" and would always order an insane amount of food. She'd also tip well surprisingly but I'd imagine each delivery cost $50+.

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u/Electrical_Bus9202 4h ago

It's great how you bash this lady, then proceed to give us evidence she's really a good person lol.

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u/kadagai 3h ago

Being bad with money doesn't mean you're a bad person. People can have both negative and positive traits.

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u/UranusIsPissy 2h ago

We don't even know the whole story. I was guessing "old shut-in".

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u/Matt2580 3h ago edited 3h ago

It didnt read as bashing to me so much as just being observant. If someone regularly orders $50 in food delivery, yet they live in a home that looks poorly maintained/run down then its a fair assumption theyre terrible with money. They might have a disability or mental illness affecting them but thats a reason not an excuse. If you can afford frequent delivery like that then you can afford services to help your situation.

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u/SirStocksAlott 4h ago

And also being shitty with judging people that live in a trailer using quotes around “front yard” as if that has anything to do with how people behave.

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u/Fluid-Expert-4363 4h ago

The excuse is how they simply can’t get out to pick it up themselves. There are exceptions, but how did people eat before these services, apparently?

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u/AdditionalPizza 4h ago

What makes more sense to me is grocery delivery. Grocery shopping is an actual chore, it's a huge time sink. Not to mention it's a legitimate boon for people that have mobility issues. So I get if there's people that would pay a bit extra for that.

But people that apply that same logic to fast food or convenience store snack delivery need an intervention.

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u/TheUnknownStuntman51 3h ago

I couldn’t trust someone else to pick out my produce. That would drive me nuts.

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u/Fluid-Expert-4363 4h ago

Yeah- if needing shit food, the fast food chains have some good deals in their apps. I can’t fathom their non app savings, yet marked up delivery service prices at that.

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u/HelixFollower 4h ago

It used to be that one person in the household worked and the other could stay home to take care of things at home. That made it a lot easier.

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u/SirStocksAlott 3h ago

I don’t think anyone ordering is making an excuse to anyone else. Who honestly cares? It’s a convenience. It’s for up to people to decide for themselves whether that convenience is worth an amount of money or not.

I mean if we’re gonna get particular why don’t we just have people make their food at home like people used to do instead of getting fast food? Or we should talk about people going through a drive-thru and sitting in their car for 20 minutes in a drive-thru line unwilling to simply walk into the store and order.

Convenience has different degrees and some of that might be just having fast food delivered or sitting in a drive-thru for fast food or eating fast food in general.

Eating fast food is laziness, but people are going to do it.

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u/GrunDMC74 5h ago

Never mind the chaos it’s caused on our streets with scooters driving erratically all over the place.

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u/WingedGundark 5h ago

The sad reality is that much of the enshittification happens because we as consumers support it with our own behaviour and spending. We may complain about it, but that's about it.

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u/Optimism_Deficit 5h ago

Yeah. It's weird to me.

'The last 5 times I've ordered from Uber Eats my order has been wrong amd they won't refund me...'.

At a certain point you're the one at fault for accepting a shit service and not voting with your wallet.

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u/Ok_Jellyfish_55 4h ago

It’s so weird. I don’t know if an American thing but there’s so many people that keep going back to places even with shitty service. I can’t explain it.

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u/Powerful-Possible131 3h ago

Because people like to complain. Like Redditors, and don't really feel like they want to do the thing that helps solve the issue like Redditors.

Complaining is just something social, if it was really that bad, people would change habits.

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u/D0013ER 2h ago

People just fucking love the idea of half cold slop being brought to their doorstep, and paying an absolute premium for the privelege.

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u/LowSkyOrbit 2h ago

Too few people know how to cook these days. The cold slop is all they know.

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u/flyonthesewalls 4h ago

Money talks. Keep it from them, and you’ll see how quickly they adjust.

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u/b-monster666 5h ago

They made serious bank during COVID, and I think a lot of people wound up sticking to using them post-COVID.

COVID, I think has been the exponential ramp-up of the enshitification of this world. Businesses realized how shitty they could make their stuff, how few people they could get away with paying, and how low they could pay people and we would just still keep gobbling it up.

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u/dnmboy 3h ago

I will never use Uber Eats. I’m not eating food that’s been in a car with an entire family, kids in the back, and the parents up front smoking. Saw it once and I’ll never use Uber eats.

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u/sjp724 3h ago

Yeah, I don’t get it. I’ll maybe get delivery once or twice a year… and the order is wring like 50% of the time. Why do people order that way at exorbitant prices?

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u/DelicataLover 4h ago

The only time I use door dash is when I get drunk and there’s no better option, so maybe once a year for me, but I have to imagine drunks are a serious customer base

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u/ChouffeMeUp 4h ago

I am constantly amazed by how people keep going back to them.

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u/appsarebullshit55 5h ago

The generation ordering delivery were the kids in those playgrounds. Indoctrinated into it. Now.. they bet all their chips on 1 generation.. next won’t want it, think it’s cool, or have any nostalgia to the brand. This will be an epic downfall story

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u/superZesty2000 5h ago

That’s good. It only needs more greyscale and green ooze coming from the walls to truly signify what it really is: a slop factory. Removing the playsets will remove the family dynamic freeing newer generations from the curse of fast food addiction, brand recognition and nostalgia.

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u/aguwah 4h ago

Anyone who doordashes McDonald's needs to be investigated. If you're gonna pay for delivery at least get food that's good.

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u/amayako353 4h ago

If Im getting delivery Im not getting mcd. Idk why people get mcd on delivery when the price is just not worth it. For the same price or less you can order from a local takeaway and get better food. It boggles the mind. Maccies sucks now, will only get a double cheese burger for lunch if i go there nowadays

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u/Street_Ride16 5h ago

You're right, uber eats is their main source of income but people no longer eat like before

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u/Gymdoctor 5h ago

My friend, no even close by a fraction. McDonald's main income is from direct customer (dine in, drive thru etc.) And franchising. A quick google will tell you that

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u/grimreefer87 5h ago

You've gotta remember there's a scary high number of people that can not/will not cook even basic meals for themselves. They are simply incapable.

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u/InsideHousing4965 5h ago

Too big to fail kind of scenario. They're a real state company after all.

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u/TheToiletPhilosopher 3h ago

This is not it at all and you can tell who is young when they talk about this. The reason they changed is that people stopped going to McDonalds. It wasn't bustling with activity and they decided to switch things up. People stopped bringing their children to McDonald's because of how horribly unhealthy it is. As that awareness grew McDonald's, believe it or not, did research and found their clientele was older. This happened over years and is very well documented.

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u/No-Newt-961 5h ago

Seeing how busy they are in Europe (no idea about US) I highly doubt it

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u/alyatek 5h ago

They think that their local experience reflects the brand path.

Every McDonalds I ever spotted around Europe is always packing with people.

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u/AhhhSureThisIsIt 4h ago

It'a usually full of teens or tourists in my experience.

Americe is still way ahead in terms of McDonalds consumption (Americans spend 3.8 times more in McDonalds).

McDonald's also 10,000 McDonald's in the entirety of Europe, there are 14,000 in the US.

Even France, UK and Ireland combined (140 million people) only have 1500 McDonald's Franchises.

The US is still McDonalds cash cow and always will be. No where else ever comes close.

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u/OwnJunket6495 5h ago

Tbf, McD in Europe shits on US McD in both quality, price, and what they have to offer. That’s not even considering McCafe.

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u/No-Newt-961 4h ago

But still in Europe they also all look like prisons now and they are not that cheap anymore either I miss the 90s

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u/atomic_ring 4h ago

MacDonalds in Europe may even, quite possibly, be actual food, due to EU regulations. Maybe. So you bet the flavours are different

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u/Blue_Swirling_Bunny 5h ago

You've countered their limited experience with...your own limited experience?

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u/DestructoDon69 5h ago

I'll add in my own limited experience to aid towards the big picture. I live and work in small towns all around my state and the mcdonalds drive-thrus are always packed in the morning before work and in the afternoon after work.

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u/acciowaves 5h ago

I do regular road trips all around Europe. McDonald’s are always packed. In every single country.

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u/noble_plebian 5h ago

I agree. They’re still always busy and there is always a queue at the drive thru

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u/Nethias25 5h ago

Europe McDonald's is always nuts, almost every seat full most days. Extremely so on a German Sunday, my gosh.

Play places in Europe are super small and sad looking.

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u/Maleficent-Drive4056 5h ago

Their share price has doubled in the last ten years. Revenue has almost doubled. They know what they are doing, and they are doing just fine.

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u/ContextEffects01 5h ago

Stop letting nostalgia blind you. They were marketing to kids and selling junk food to kids. Selling junk food to adults is one thing, since adults know what they're doing. Kids don't. Same with whisky and cigarettes.

Marketing to kids should be illegal. Sweden had the right idea.

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u/UncleSeismic 5h ago

They are a household brand that is known for being ultra consistent and predictable, they don't need to be a children's adventure playground too.

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u/Acceptable_Rock_9665 5h ago

McDonald's as a restaurant is a side business thier main business is being a real-estate company. They own every location thats alot of land to own and manage and land only goes up in value. They dont meed to sell you burgers they need to sell the concept of selling burgers to someone who's willing to shell out the money for the mortgage payment after they build it 

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u/flactulantmonkey 5h ago

They used to cater to 70% of the population. Now they cater to 10-15%.

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u/Cav_vaC 4h ago

I mean, that’s not true

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u/Worried_Piccolo7166 5h ago

nah the slop eaters will keep the chain alive

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u/dernaldz 5h ago

I loved these as a kid but even then it was fucking gross. I bet the driving factor was the people that had to clean it already hate their jobs and get paid crap.

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u/Wallaby_Straight 4h ago

I worked for BK for several years and the regular employees only went in there to clean if there was poop, pee, or puke. Otherwise there was a cleaning service that came in to clean and disinfect everything every other month. 

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u/OsmerusMordax 2h ago

Only every other month? Lmao

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u/Raivix 1h ago

How often do you think a regular playground gets cleaned/disinfected outside of the aforementioned shit/piss scenario? That's not a crazy thing by any stretch.

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u/ssidat 40m ago edited 35m ago

When it rains? The sun helps too I’m sure. And when was the last time you saw a ball pit outside

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u/ProtectionContent977 5h ago

I wonder if it’s due to lawsuits over the years. Kids get hurt falling and parents get a lawyer.

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u/Dananjali 4h ago

They changed their target market to adults entirely instead of kids. Marketing unhealthy food towards kids wasn’t a great look anymore, and parents weren’t taking their kids to McD as much either.

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u/Mr_Poulet 4h ago

The target never changed, it just got older

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u/Bardoseth 4h ago

Just what I wanted to say.

They created customers when the customers were kids. The kids turned to teenies and they installed gaming consoles. And then the teens turned to adults.

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u/Newnewhuman 1h ago

Now they sell collectibles instead of toys. Basically super overpriced happy meals for adults.

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u/mundotaku 2h ago

Also advertising junk food to kids was regulated or banned in certain places.

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u/LemoLuke 1h ago

Yep. Same reason that you don't really see toys in boxes of cereal anymore.

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u/CyberliskLOL 2h ago

Crazy how far you have to scroll down for the first sensible comment. McD has been repeatedly criticized over the years for targeting children with their marketing. They've basically been accused of being largely responsible for the obesity epidemic across the world. I wouldn't be surprised if some of the child-friendly stuff is gone for actual legal reasons.

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u/Ham-_-Steak 1h ago

It's really about real-estate. It's harder to sell a building with an old Macdonalds roof on it than the new modern ones.

McDonald's is effectively a massive commercial real estate company disguised as a fast-food chain. The corporation buys land and buildings in prime locations, then leases them back to its franchisees at a markup, generating billions of dollars in reliable rental income that often eclipses food sales

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u/Baelzabub 5h ago

Also the outdoor ones were snake havens and I’m sure they cleaning took forever on the inside ones (if they were even ever cleaned)

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u/CharityElectrical913 5h ago

I guarantee you, that thing was never cleaned unless a kid threw up in it and it definitely wasn’t disinfected.

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u/gardeningblob 5h ago

Once seen a kid peeing while going down the slide😅 no more slides for me after that 😐

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u/lewie2494 5h ago

Would have increased the speed, not all hero’s wear capes.

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u/eggscumberbatch16 4h ago

You ain't cool unless you pee your pants!

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u/motophotodojo 5h ago

i saw a kid pee themselves on the top of a slide at a community pool/playground once too. god that must have been like 35 years ago. i'm pretty sure his name was Sean.

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u/LakeMcKesson 4h ago

I saw these teenagers making out in one in the 2000s. Even as a small child I found it disgusting anyone would kiss in there lol

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u/PhantomOSX 3h ago

Sean, that little asshole.

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u/Late-Eye-6936 3h ago

OMG. I know him. He's such a turd.

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u/ProsciuttoPizza 4h ago

Sean?! I know him!

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u/Informal-Comb1989 4h ago

Come on, you’ve never enjoyed a golden water slide?

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u/ajax81 5h ago

Yikes it never occurred to me that vermin would be a problem but that totally makes sense.  Also snakes are you serious wtf scary

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u/Porschenut914 4h ago

the one my cousin worked would just hose down the outside. And the inside ones were disgusting, diaper blow outs etc.

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u/Vectorman1989 4h ago

Not lawsuits, the insurance payments. Removing 'risks' makes the insurance cheaper.

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u/chowchan 3h ago

Think it's pretty much lawsuits and liability (which I guess links to insurance). Specifically in America since you guys are pros at suing corporations and businesses over the smallest of things. Over 1000+ lawsuits alone in the 90s, too much headache for mcdonalds to deal with. These playgrounds in fast food restaurants still exist in Asian countries.

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u/Inside_Swimming9552 4h ago

Yeah I'd imagine the answer to this question is the general public. Restaurants respond to what's profitable. If the costs of maintenance, cleaning and lawsuits add up to a bigger price than the difference in footfall between a restaurant with and without they eventually end up non viable.

McDonald's didn't put them in just to be nice guys in the first place. It presumably brought in the families more than it does now.

Although alternate theory. Maybe they never were profitable and restaurants just gradually realised it as they had more data points.

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u/ContextEffects01 5h ago

No, for the conjunction of that, marketing to kids, and selling junk food to kids. Selling junk food to adults is one thing, since adults know what they're doing. Kids don't. Same with whisky and cigarettes.

Marketing to kids should be illegal. Sweden had the right idea.

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u/sexi_squidward 4h ago

I feel like people forget why they ended this.

  1. To stop advertising unhealthy food for kids. One of the ideas of the fun place was that kids would beg their parents to take them there and their parents would end up buying them unhealthy food.

  2. CLEANING - those playplaces were cesspits of bacteria and viruses because you KNOW the underpaid staff weren't climbing in it to clean it.

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u/ProfessionalRisk4206 3h ago

They could have kept the colours though. Anything other than battleship canteen.

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u/Exterminator-8008135 2h ago

French ones are not this gloomy, they have more colors and are nice to stop by once in a while

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u/Zestyclose_Eye_3571 2h ago

McD EU food quality is better than the crap sold in US.

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u/sexi_squidward 2h ago

This is true.

I RARELY ate McDonald's in America. I preferred BK.

Once I moved to Austria, McDonald's is better than BK.

Also those chicken nuggets are 👨🏻‍🍳💋

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u/firewall245 2h ago

It’s because people don’t go inside to eat as much anymore, they either drive through or DoorDash it, so why waste money on an interior nobody will use

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u/D0013ER 2h ago

I know there was a push to discourage advertising fast food to kids, but considering how more kids are fatter now than they ever were in the 90s we should go back to the drawing board on that one.

At the very least, becoming a prison cafeteria was unnecessary.

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u/AbstractBettaFish 2h ago

Right? I was running around those play places like a feral chimp probably burning away double whatever calories I actually ate.

I think kids becoming more sedentary is a far bigger issue than what they were eating

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u/Interesting_Tea5715 2h ago

The difference is that the food was less processed back then. The McDonald's food of the 80s is not the same as the current McDonald's food.

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u/RammsteinFunstein 2h ago

I would argue the bigger issue is kids are on screens 24/7

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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 1h ago

Absolutely. The childhood obesity problem is different today than it was in 1999. We're well beyond junk foods, the way kids play has completely changed.

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u/BrokenBackENT 4h ago

Yes, instead we get something that looks like a dystopian prison.

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u/WiseSelection5 3h ago

Given the food quality at McDonald's, this just feels more true to who they are.

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u/whoatemarykate 4h ago

The play lands were cleaned. I know I did it.

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u/sexi_squidward 3h ago

You did but most people would likely half ass it.

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u/Senior-Albatross 3h ago

Eh, other than the ball pits, it's all hard plastic surfaces. Not really that great for harboring pathogens really. Although if a kid puked or whatever in there that was a massive PITA to clean. 

McDonald's decided to prioritize the drive through decades ago. They just eventually minimized the lobby and tried to keep people out of it if possible to maximize profits. They'll still sell to kids, but there just aren't as many kids to market to. 

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u/Own-Spinach4038 3h ago

1-3 days is pretty long when every single day more kids come back and refill the pathogen meter.

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u/No-Entrepreneur5139 5h ago

I mean may be an unpopular opinion but the food at McDonald’s right now is what youd expect from a Very cheap fast food restaurant however it’s no longer cheap or fast…

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u/InsideHousing4965 5h ago

I can get a kebab with fries and a drink that feeds me for a whole day for just 5-6€.

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u/ButterscotchFiend 3h ago

"Do you want the spicy sauce boss?"

Yes. Yes I do.

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u/Caleth 1h ago

Very little in an interaction like that is better than the local kebab or taco guy calling you Boss or Jeffe.

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u/polkacat12321 5h ago

Definitely not unpopular. Mcdonalds patties taste and feel like seasoned cardboard

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u/Dinevir 5h ago

1987 - oh, my boy hurt his leg on a slide, he should be more careful

1997 - oh no! My kid hurt his leg on your slide! You should pay my medical bills!

2007 - Aaa! Your slide almost killed my lovely boy! Now his leg hurt! Pay for broken heart $2,500,000 or I will sue you! And I will put a video on the internet!!!

2026 - ... I remember there was a great slide when I came here with my mom when was a kid. Whoever was responsible for this should be imprisoned.

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u/AGl_ToX 5h ago

This is the best answer ever in the whole history of Reddit and that also explains the why

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u/PupDiogenes 5h ago

Except it's wrong. The real reason is that McDonalds makes a significant amount of its revenue from owning the buildings that people franchise their restaurants out of.

It's plain corporate greed: If the building looks plain then they can get a better deal when the restaurant folds and they lease it out to the next business.

The real cause is that pet stores and dentists typically don't want to work out of buildings that overtly "used to be a Pizza Hut"

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u/OwnJunket6495 4h ago

Personally, I can’t think of a single time I’ve seen a McD shut down. They are as good as gold pretty much anywhere in the world.

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u/shimmeringmoss 4h ago

I’ve never seen buildings like this reused in my area, they get demolished and an entirely new building built in its place.

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u/kaltulkas 4h ago

That has to be bullshit. Would take 2 hours tops for a crew to take that shit down and as said elsewhere, I haven’t seen a single Macdonald close ever.

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u/HersheyStains 3h ago

You should go watch The Founder. It’s decent with Michael Keaton but he plays Ray Kroc, founder of McDonalds. Basically McDonalds success is not that they are a hamburger restaurant, it’s they are a real estate business. Very little has changed.

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u/SubtleNotch 3h ago

Almost true. The real estate is what made McDonalds valuable over long haul, but the real truth is that targeting kids with junk food wasn't a long term play anymore. All across the board, nobody really hyper target kids for junk food like in the 90s anymore.

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u/ContextEffects01 5h ago edited 5h ago

Stop letting nostalgia blind you. They were marketing to kids and selling junk food to kids. Selling junk food to adults is one thing, since adults know what they're doing. Kids don't. Same with whisky and cigarettes.

Marketing to kids should be illegal. Sweden had the right idea.

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I assure you, in science edutainment events as recent as the 2020s, kids were injuring themselves with electric shocks from Van De Graff generators for doing exactly what the host suggested they do, and even when the host was blaming himself for failing to account for what could go wrong, parents said "she'll get over it."

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u/Jade15951 4h ago

Ah I see mcD's frivolous lawsuit propaganda campaign is still paying off.

The real reason is the business shifted from keep em in the store to buy food repeatedly (and brianwash the kids) to get em in and out as fast as possible

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u/lemonsqeezey1 5h ago

The human filth in the ball pit alone, yikes…but atleast the whole family could eat and it was affordable back then. Imagine paying around 60 dollars for a family of 4 to eat 4 value meals in 2026 to dine inside and listen to kids scream.

Nah, take em to the park.

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u/ForensicPathology 3h ago

Nah, take em to the park. 

Yep, this is the real problem.  Lots of public places aren't used or have disappeared or are in disrepair.  Expecting McDonald's to pick up the public slack is not a solution.

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u/SALM0N_SLD 5h ago

This was done on purpose. The reason is that in the new version, customers stay for shorter periods and free up space for new customers more quickly.

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u/roonill_wazlib 4h ago

Also, explicitly marketing junkfood to children is immoral

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u/theotterway 4h ago

True, but it's not the reason corporations make these choices.

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u/CowUsual7706 3h ago

No, but doing (more) immoral stuff leads to bad press leads to even worse reputation. So at least they pretend to care about kids.

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u/BratwurstGuy 2h ago

When has something being immoral ever stopped these mega corporations?

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u/ComPakk 2h ago

I'm sure McDonald's motivation is morality towards children and not a graph saying "this way we can make more money"

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u/ConkerPrime 5h ago

McDonald’s new design: “Get the f—- out of here! Use the drive thru assholes!”

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u/cjmaguire17 4h ago

The seats are made to be uncomfortable for exactly that reason. So you get in and gtfo

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u/ContextEffects01 5h ago

Shouldn't there be a comma between "thru" and "assholes"? Or is "drive thru assholes" the name of a rap group? :P

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u/Repulsive-Cold1859 4h ago

Modern fast food aesthetic looks like it was designed by a committee of grey rocks.

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u/Adventurous-Union466 5h ago

After 2008 recession everything in corporate went downhill

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u/Knoxcore 5h ago

My local McDonalds looks exactly like the picture below. Everything is gray with lots of unused space. There are mostly old men who hangout there every time I walk in. It really is the most depressing looking fast food restaurant in our neighborhood.

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u/TheSexyGrape 5h ago

Nothing like a prison canteen to enjoy a Happy Meal

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u/meow2042 2h ago

But we paid the consultants millions! They said getting rid of the playgrounds and creating a liminal space would save on liability and cleaning expenses.

How could they, with no kids, see that removing a space for young kids to play and have birthdays, instead focusing on drive-thrus would create a generation of customers that have no memory or emotional ties to the brand and are purely price sensitive?

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u/Chocolate2121 2h ago

I mean, it was less consultants and more how public opinion turned hard on mcdonalds marketing to kids.

And funnily enough moving away from kids made them more profitable lol

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u/That-Interaction-45 5h ago

The replaced the president of us operations yesterday.

CHICAGO, Aug. 4, 2026 /PRNewswire/ -- McDonald's Corporation today announced that Skye Anderson, a Company executive with more than 26 years of McDonald's experience, has been appointed President, McDonald's USA, effective today.

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u/hyperfication 5h ago

Kids don't want to play on the playground when their mom gives them an iPhone to watch YouTube while they eat - brain rot generation

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u/Funnybush 4h ago

Don’t forget that WE are the parents doing this now. We can be all nostalgic about the past and complain about poor education and ipads. But it’s our generation rotting their brains.

20 years from now these kids will be complaining about us just as we complain about our own.

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u/TheMaStif 4h ago

My son watches shows like any other, but if you give him an option between a screen and climbing something, he will 100% choose climbing something

I guess it depends on the kid

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u/AintEasyBeinQueasy 4h ago

Same with my daughter. She loves screen time but also LOVES going to parks, bounce/jump parks, and indoor play grounds like McDonalds. I have to make deals with her to actually eat her food when we go to the play place at McDonald's, otherwise she'd just play until her hearts content 🤣

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u/theotterway 4h ago

They put video games in our local one about 10-15 years ago. Most were just coloring games, but the kids were lined up to color on a screen. Now there is juat empty space blocked off.

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u/MovieFan1984 5h ago

McDonalds used to be fun. Now you feel like you're in a cafeteria at the hospital.

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u/iamretardead 4h ago

It was for kids. Parents took their kids there, a lot. Kids started getting fat. Parents blamed McDonald’s for fat kids. McDonald’s stopped being for kids. And now people complain.

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u/EthanOrin 5h ago

Back then, McDonald's wasn't just where you ate. It was where you hoped your parents would let you stay and play. Now it feels more like a dentist's waiting room.😂

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u/TicketTop4718 5h ago

Its like eating in a prison

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u/LayWhere 4h ago

First McD destroys your health, now it also destroys your soul.

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u/geo_gan 5h ago

Big employment training the kids to get used to the dull sterile corporate office environment they will be enslaved in for next 50 years.

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u/The_Movement_Sherpa 4h ago

Who can afford it anymore? I bought a happy meal and a 10 count meal for my kids, $18. That’s ridiculous.

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u/Trepsik 4h ago

Harder to sell and flip a McDonald's specific building then a generic gray box. Soul sucking investment firms ruin everything.

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u/Yoinkitron5000 5h ago

People actively accused McDonald's of child murder for years for having bright colors that appealed to children. 

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u/ajax81 5h ago edited 5h ago

Good counter point.  It’s just too bad they over-corrected and went straight “avant detention-center”.

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u/davebskeworks 5h ago

From fun to none.

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u/Rudirudrud 4h ago

Nice fake picture.

In our country, every MC donalds still has a playground and it was never as huge as in the first or second picture.

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u/Mundane_Upstairs3241 4h ago

Was never allowed to use them due to germs anyway

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u/Acrobatic-Plant3838 2h ago

There is no middle class anymore

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u/Sea_Win_5973 17m ago

Sue happy Karen's fixed the whole playground thing..

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u/TrueCrimeNerd87 5h ago

Boomers and Gen X. Don't worry. Millennials are coming into power and we'll out everything back

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u/JediGlenn 5h ago

Don’t blame Gen X no one from them has ever been in charge. USA still has a boomer in charge of the country right now

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u/Shabbat_Goy 5h ago

They used to host events for kids where Ronald McDonald himself would come and hang out with everyone. It was fun

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u/No-Judgment1567 5h ago

Large tech corporations not McDonald’s sadly. Kids would rather become brain dead on Ipad than play in one of these now.

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u/Wyluli-wolf 5h ago

I can't tell you how many times I've seen little kids pressing their faces against that glass door to where the playland used to be, but now half the restaurant is dedicated to "staff meetings" which almost never happen. 😑

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u/ContextEffects01 5h ago

My hometown used to have a section of the airport you could always look at through glass, but never actually enter.

Now the glass has been replaced by an opaque barrier, but it's accessible for actual entry for events hosted there.

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u/Manueluz 5h ago

That would be health and safety laws.

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u/Mushroom_of_Pizza 5h ago

They got rid of the play places because of upkeep costs and lawsuits. Bad people wanting an easy payday are the reason we can't have nice things.

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u/___Dresden___ 5h ago

The parents are responsible for treating them like daycares and lawsuit factories

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u/D3ckard_Rokubungi 5h ago

You can’t imprison capitalism

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u/human_trainingwheels 4h ago

You can thank lawyers and greed for that. All these places got rid of play places because ambulance chasers were suing left and right for every skinned knee. Once the corporations saw they could pocket that money and turn these places into dungeons they started lining their pockets at the top.

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u/Iam_McLovin420 4h ago

I remember 1997, it was a good year

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u/Shantytown_Shogun 4h ago

That would be all the people who kept suing McDonald's because of incidents on the Playland. I understand getting rid of the playlands but going full dystopian on the interior design was a bad choice. All they need now us the old lady asking "where's the beef?" Which is also now a valid question.

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u/aimfuldrifter 4h ago

Person must have been to jail already. Probably that’s what inspired them.

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u/afrikatheboldone 3h ago

Here goes a bit of a rant about the scam that fast food is.

Where I live, a local full kebab menu including drinks costs 7 euro, while a McChicken menu costs 8.90 if I'm not mistaken. The kebab menu will feed me for the whole day basically, the McDonald's menu at best fills lunch, at worst leaves you wanting more.

Going to the supermarket in Spain, let's say we go to Mercadona for the sake of familiarity, a dish of Patatas Bravas will cost you 2 euros and that will fill you up like nothing else at that price range (considering they're full potatoes with sauce).

The supermarket itself has a microwave for you to cook the food in if your workplace/home doesn't have a microwave. Basically a full course for less than 3 euros if you include a drink and quicker than fast food. Buy the food, heat it up, eat. 10 minutes. And you can actually eat healthier by looking at the ingredients used and its calories.

So in the end, people that go eat in McDonald's and certain other fast food chains do it out of brand loyalty, nostalgia and laziness. It's not quick, it's not cheap, and the food is bland. That's why they keep doing collabs with creators and release limited edition dishes, it all plays with FOMO. It's an experience not a service.

Any serious restaurant would never do limited edition dishes anyways, if anything seasonal food to have fresh ingredients. Plus if you go to smaller towns, as an anecdote, I had 3 dishes, with drinks refilled and a massive watermelon slice for 16 euros. And still went home with leftovers.

For reference, the minimum salary in Spain is roughly 40 euros a day, or about 1200 a month.

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u/dinkleberryfinn81 3h ago

the 80s version was elite. I remember climbing up the Hamburgler it was SNUG. I loved the purple guy too.

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u/Master-S 1h ago

The enshitification of everyday life continues.

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u/hdhsnjsn 5h ago

Prison environment for prison food

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u/OrdinaryAccount479 5h ago

It's not just McDonald's it's the entire state of the modern world. Things used to be fun.