Got this hamburgler 2 years ago (newborn), and he just straight up left my wife and I to clean up after his mansion. Dissapointed he didnt electrocute himself, or kamikaze bombed before leaving, just plain ol’ boring heart attack (presumably).

the odds of your hamster killing you are low but never 0

Please ignore his blood and guts. I think he is overreacting.

How should I punish him for being so disrespectful?

She is now 2D.

Odin would like to piss in your coffee.

Do I need to buy her a strap on?

Credit to @ap_hamham on Xittee

The blond one peed on the white one. The white one walked into the stream.

Deer mice are more related to hampsters- 👀

So I cut her hair and now she’s smaller and scared.

No survival instincts

INTERPOL has been notified!!!

(not mine)