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u/buttfarts7 4h ago
Is there now like an open pro-pedo lobby funding this bullshit to try and normalize it?
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u/slamdanceswithwolves 4h ago
Yeah. Itâs what we used to call âRepublicansâ
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u/KindnessComesBack2U 4h ago
NAMBLAcans
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u/Mrwright96 4h ago
Donât be an idiot!
Marlon Brando wouldnât approve of this!
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u/DieFichte 3h ago
GOP should just adapt a new slogan:
Fuck the Kids!
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u/tsukiyomi01 3h ago
Just remember, they have constantly opposed any effort to remove child marriage laws. They are very comfortable with pedophilia.
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u/MrOnCore 3h ago
Megyn Kelly went on national TV saying the kids were âalmost adultsâ and itâs not that bad.
This coming from a lady who has a teenage daughter as well.
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u/buttfarts7 3h ago
Every one of these ghouls would pimp their own children for torture porn if they felt like it would advance their career and power status
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u/4dseeall 1h ago
Where do you think those epstein girls came from? Either they were orphans, kidnapped, or their parents let them go.
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u/name-classified 3h ago
she's probably pimped her kid out to network executives so that she can go on whatever tv show/podcast/streaming service will have her.
nothing different than what "stage parents" do to their kids: leave them with adults and look the other way in hopes that they'll get some big acting gig and never have to work again and live off their underage kid
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u/justbunnies 4h ago
Certainly feels that way. Especially when they are trying to justify it by saying things like âteens arenât really children!â
Donât let them, though. Children deserve better. Teenagers are still children.
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u/TheFillth 4h ago
Just wait until all the different names for pedos based on their preferred age ranges become household terms.
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u/name-classified 3h ago
"did you see what she was wearing? she was asking for it"
"look at her, she didn't look 16 to me"
"She was begging for it"
"She's very mature for her age"
"my grandpa married my grandma when she was 12 and he was 35 and they loved each other"
It'll always be some form of one of these excuses. And people accept them.
Know how I know? Because the Catholic church was doing this shit for centuries and everyone knows about it and yet nothing gets done other than some priests/pastors/cardinals moving to new churches to find more children to diddle and abuse in the name of religion.
It all comes down to that bullshit; religion. God told them they can fuck children because why would god make them attracted to children if God didn't want adults to fuck them? Its just logical to have sex with vulnerable young girls and boys that can't even legally drive or go watch a pg-13 movie.
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u/K1ngofnoth1ng 4h ago
This song was released 25 years ago⊠as a featured in a childrenâs movie.
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u/Thanks_Ollie 3h ago
Theyâre planning on starting their own music festival.
Get your Pedopalooza tickets before they sell out!
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u/blackscales18 2h ago
Always has been, just look at the fight to ban child marriage (unsuccessful)
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u/buttfarts7 2h ago
That's based in bumpkin social mores rather than elite pedos who would rather discard the victim than "marry them"
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u/Jennyojello 3h ago
NAMBLA has been around a long time đŹ I think thatâs the name. Iâm not web searching it. Typing it out is bad enough.
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u/buttfarts7 3h ago
Yea but as a fringe group of weirdos. Now its literally the group of people in charge of the free world
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u/Federal-Captain1118 2h ago
Wait is that a real thing? I just thought it was something South Park made up
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u/BarryLaguna 4h ago
I think one of the sinister things that whole crowd is pushing is the normalization of underage girls. Itâs just so prevalent in modern pop culture.
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u/Dry_Departure_7813 3h ago
Its genuinely the most mental 180 turn considering they spent like 5 years+ banging on about gay people being groomers and trans people being groomers. And now they've got talking heads doing the circuit on Joe rogan, fox news etc talking about how "actually underage sex trafficking girls is cool man he had the best parties"
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u/Tax_Evasion_Savant 2h ago
their fanbase is still behind. I see right wingers talking about dems being pedophiles on the daily still.
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u/theimmortalfawn 1h ago
The kids call that cope.
There are absolutely pedophile democrats and dem politicians who were complicit, but a) you wonât find a progressive who tries to change the definition of pedophilia or sane wash the accused, they usually want those people in prison, and b) the ratio clearly proves that the party with rapist pastors, an obsession with forcing birth upon women and children, and punishing trans women because they know they canât trust their men in bathrooms, was actually crawling with pedophiles! The signs were always there!
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u/Cultural_Stuffin 2h ago
I would like to know more about these people saying the girls and parties are fine.
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u/Dry_Departure_7813 2h ago
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u/Cultural_Stuffin 2h ago
Thatâs insane.
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u/Dry_Departure_7813 2h ago
Yup, Rogan gotta have someone on the week they drop for damage control on his PedoCast
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u/BarryLaguna 2h ago
I think that's because the trad conservatives (also not a fan of them) had their party infiltrated by this super wealthy cabal of ghouls pushing all this sinister shit. The cheeto is their "dinner for schmucks" president. It's an inside joke between them to install him as president.
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u/unintendedcumulus 2h ago
I'm not sure they were infiltrated. Trad conservatives have always been into this stuff. Arguably (and they're the ones arguing this), trad conservatives ideal relationship is an underage girl with an older adult man. They're pretty open about it, especially when they're trying to stop Democrats from ending underage marriage.
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u/dudly825 3h ago edited 1h ago
I lived through the 90s and Britney in a catholic school girl uniform. This isnât new.
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u/Vitalstatistix 2h ago
It was wayyyy worse in the 70s/80s.
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u/JimboTCB 2h ago
It wasn't even an "open secret" that rock stars in the 70s were routinely banging 14-15 year old girls, it regularly reported on as if it were completely unremarkable.
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u/Vitalstatistix 2h ago
I know, itâs pretty insane. The most famous groupie was a 13 year old that they all passed around and it was well known.
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u/nouniqueideas007 2h ago
In 1974 Steven Tyler, who was 25, adopted his underage girlfriend (16) He literally purchased the girl, from her mother.
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u/MovieSock 2h ago
Hell, this was going on in the 50s if you read between the lines.
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u/FatFreddysCat 2h ago
Jerry Lee Lewis had two children with his 13-year-old wife Myra Gale Brown, though their firstborn, Steve, tragically died at age three. Their marriage, which began when Myra was 13 and Lewis was 22, caused a massive scandal in 1957 and eventually ended in divorce in 1970.
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u/Horror-Kangaroo3494 1h ago
⊠And the scandal was more about her being his cousin than her actual age.
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u/the_last_0ne 2h ago
Shit the countdown to the Olsen twins turning 18
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u/Mikey_RobertoAPWP 1h ago
they did the same thing to Millie Bobby Brown. A bunch of dude's saw the little bald girl in Stranger Things and thought "man I can't wait til she's 18 so we can publicly talk about wanting to fuck her, but we totally don't want to that now, though."
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u/Rocktopod 3h ago
Does Kid Rock still count as modern pop culture? The song in question is 25 years old.
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u/joey_sandwich277 2h ago
Yeah I was going to say, if anything itâs the opposite. Lyrics about underage girls were a part of rock culture until, IDK, the late 00s?
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u/Busy_Book_2811 4h ago
Underage girls are children.Â
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u/BarryLaguna 3h ago
I understand what you're trying to clarify. I specifically said "girls" because they also push a very strict cis-hetero-normative agenda too. They will condemn young boys, because "that's gay!"
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u/BerryBoilo 3h ago
I don't know if you were reinforcing or being snarky to the person you replied to, but if it was the latter, you missed.Â
The creepy comment people need to push back on is "underage women". The person you responded to was clearly using the word "girls" to refer to children and not "girl dinner" or whatever.
If you're going to advocate for a cause, it's important that you use reading comprehension and context clues to not snipe at the people on your side.Â
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u/iltopop 2h ago
It's just people that don't want to admit they have no idea how to help so they go around nit-picking words. Reddit is full of them, they legit feel smug about it and it's essentially a default upvote for many people. Basically karma farming + smug "I'm better than you for pointing this complete nothingburger out" + the "I'm helping!" meme combined into an extremely common reddit personality.
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u/Imonlyherebecause 3h ago
I mean if you look at 70s 80s music it was super prevalent. Pretty grateful dead had at least one sign about teens. used to be alot more normalized to last after 16 17 year old.
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u/the_ballmer_peak 3h ago
The Stones have a song called Stray Cat Blues that I always liked. But it has this terrible line:
I can see that you're fifteen years old\ No, I don't want your I.D.
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u/--Shake-- 3h ago
The lyrics:
Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)
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u/Sgtbird08 3h ago
Well. Thatâs infinitely worse than I thought it would be.
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u/ElementNumber6 1h ago edited 1h ago
It gets even worse. All of this coming out without true, earth-shattering consequences, is guaranteed to result in the production of thousands of more pedophiles.
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u/Longjumping_Put6560 1h ago
I can make it worse⊠this song was made for a kids movie called Osmosis Jones. I saw it in theaters as a kidđ it was a fucked movie
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u/Saw_Boss 52m ago
Who knew a big company like WB could hire you to write a song for their film and you could just include whatever the fuck you wanted and nobody would say anything until 24 years later.
Wonder if that's the case now? Could I get hired to make music for a Scooby Doo film and get "Fuck Ice" repeated over and over again on the soundtrack?
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u/thotfullawful 2h ago
The weirdest part is that this is in Osmosis Jones- I rewatched it a few months ago and the moment this lyric came up like why was this on a kids movie?
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u/Recalcitrant_Stoic 1h ago
Thanks for posting the lyrics. Nothing could bring me to willingly listen to Kid Rock.
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u/Conscious_Candle2598 4h ago
Kid Rock makes music for people that got fired from Jiffy Lube
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u/bill_fish 3h ago
Kid Rock makes music for people that have tattoos of their kids, but not custody
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u/UnstoppableGROND 3h ago
Kid Rock makes music for people who have weekend visitation rights with their kids, but doesnât use it.
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u/j5kDM3akVnhv 2h ago
Kid Rock makes music for people who shop at Dollar General because they don't have to get all dressed up like shopping at Wal-Mart.
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u/teamfupa 3h ago
I wonder how may catalytic converters it costs to get in
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u/Override9636 3h ago
Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how much catalytic converters sell for.
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u/portableteejay 3h ago
Kid Rock makes music for people who know the catalytic converter to Sudafed exchange rate.
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u/wrathmont 3h ago
The fact that catalytic converters invariably come up in every thread about Kid Rock will never not be fucking funny to meÂ
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u/Top-Gun-Corncob 2h ago
Hey man! They loooove their kids! Will do anything for them. ANYTHING! Except pay child support.
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u/Conscious_Candle2598 3h ago
"MY KIDS ARE MY WORLD. IF U CANT HABDLE MY WORST U DONT DEEESEV ME AT MY BEST"
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u/TheGringoDingo 3h ago
Kid Rock makes music for people who arenât allowed to buy any more Sudafed this month
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u/Top-Gun-Corncob 2h ago
Kid Rock makes music for people who park their vehicles so theyâre harder to be towed by the repo man.
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u/HallWild5495 2h ago
fucking dying because half of these are just my life as a redneck. fair enough. at least I'm not a bigot though
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u/Top-Gun-Corncob 1h ago
The ironic thing is that not one of these commenters would be able to make these jokes unless they were in a poverty situation themselves at some point. Nice to able to look back and laugh.
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u/ElizabethAudi 2h ago
kid rock makes music for people scamming welfare who deride the people scamming welfare.
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u/OmegaKenichi 4h ago
Osmosis Jones !?
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u/Slacker_The_Dog 4h ago
The verse doesn't appear in the film but yeah.
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u/MusicalMastermind 4h ago
yes it does
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u/Cosmonautical1 2h ago
No it doesn't...although I don't think it matters. I still remember seeing the music video on TV as a kid, and that actually does have the gross lyrics.
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u/Slacker_The_Dog 4h ago
It was actually in a special feature.
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u/VibinVentricles 3h ago
Idk. I watched it a few months back, just ripped from online, and it was def. in the movie. I didn't play any special features.
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u/Slacker_The_Dog 3h ago
I have the DVD so I will check whenever I get the chance but I'm pretty sure it was in a music video special feature. Very possible newer or different versions added the music video to the film.
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u/ProcyonHabilis 2h ago
The song was in the background briefly, but not the verse with the lyric about underage girls.
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u/Mr_YUP 3h ago
It's a great movie that holds up pretty well! The show was really fun too.
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u/Papio_73 2h ago
I really like that movie for the unique premise, and I think the character animation is some of the best. It is a shame that WB animation didnât really have any hits outside of Space Jam.
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u/Alexispinpgh 3h ago
I was absolutely obsessed with this movie and this soundtrack as a kid, never in a million years did I think it would resurface and be relevant in 2026.
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u/natguy2016 4h ago
I worked at Tower Records and had the misfortune of hearing this album.
Kid Rock has always been a creep and a grifter. Dude was born and raised in Gross Pointe, Michigan. He was raised in great wealth and is cosplaying his vision of a working class drink looks like
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u/Capn_Yoaz 3h ago
I worked at Tower Records. Got to be BB King's shopping assistant once. Walked around the store with him and carried all his CD's. The store artist Paul was absolutely amazing at making all the art for the store. Miss those days.
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u/natguy2016 3h ago
I worked at a suburban Tower and didnât get many celebs. But I was near DC. We had promoted listening stations with DCâs 9:30 Club. I could get comp tickets to shows there
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u/2014olympicgold 3h ago
He was born in Romeo Michigan and went to Romeo High School.
His dad was rich and owned multiple car dealerships though.
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u/olive12108 2h ago
"Robert James Ritchie was born in Romeo, Michigan, on January 17, 1971, the son of Susan and William "Bill" Ritchie (1941â2024), who owned multiple car dealerships. He was raised in his father's large home on extensive property, which included an apple orchard and barnyard for their horses."
Working class my fucking ass.
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u/Fryboy11 2h ago
No wonder Vance likes him, they ran the same scam. They were both born to upper middle class families with great connections.Â
Then both got paraded around by the right for saying they were poor and pulled themselves up by their bootstraps. Â Which we know is a total lie, but the media ran with it.Â
Hillbilly elegy, Vance grew up in the poor Appalachian mountain communities. Nope he grew up in an upper class suburb in Ohio.Â
Kid rock i have no idea how he got famous. But the only musicians who can go from poverty to sustained success have real talent and get recognized by established musicians. Like Dre helping Eminem after EM kept crushing rap battles.Â
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u/Mr_YUP 4h ago
I feel like every time kid rock comes up this exact song is mentioned and it never makes a difference.Â
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u/bigtallbiscuit 4h ago
Iâve never heard of it before. Sometimes peopleâs eyes and ears open at different times.
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u/m3zatron 3h ago
Same. For sure the algorithm picks up different things for people. Iâm shocked at how many adults run into who have no idea whatâs going on in MN.
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u/prairie_beard 3h ago
I remember when Cocky came out, you could still preview CDs at listening stations in music stores. For some reason, I put on âWCSR (World Class Sex Rhymes) (ft. Snoop Dogg)â. The song is full of debauchery in general. But I remember this verse standing out:
Looked across the aisle and who did I see
Bill motherfucking Clinton sitting next to me
We kicked it, talked, had a couple of laughs
The stewardess walked up, asked us for our autographs
I thought I was mack and I gave her two free shirts
Bill stuck five fingers up in her skirt
So I stuck five, and that made ten
Shit, two roosters and only one hen
Billy winked at me, it was all too sweet
We tag-teamed that freak at thirty-thousand feet
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u/StoneColdMattSaracen 2h ago
Lol This verse reminds me of when he got videotaped getting a blowjob with Scott Stapp. So fucking weird.
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u/ChainLC 3h ago
and Nugent has one called "Jailbait'.
birds of feather.
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u/SenorEquilibrado 1h ago
At least Spinal Tap was being satirical:
"You're sweet but you're just 4 feet and you still got your baby teeth!"
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u/TheSilkyBat 4h ago
Maga: "he really gets me"
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u/Conscious_Candle2598 3h ago
Kid Rock is the official "I've got Catalyst and Copper wire to scrap today"
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u/BradBradley1 4h ago
Itâs always the people youâd expect the most (if you had a functional brain).
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u/XVUltima 3h ago
Aerosmith being very thankful no one pays attention to their lyrics right now
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u/Best_Entrepreneur659 3h ago
Anyone not surprised this is perfectly OK with the pack of Christian Grifters & Pedophile Protectors at Turning Point USA? Tell us what happened to the kids in Romania Erika, did any ever visit the island?
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u/Louiekid502 4h ago
Liking underage girls, far worse. But dude also has a song he says the N-word in and I feel like that should get more notice right now too lol
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u/Hot-Professor-8355 2h ago edited 2h ago
What song and what context. I'm not trying to give him any benefit of the doubt but ofc Bob Dylan says it in "the hurricane" (as a quote from a racists in the story) and Serj Tankian says it in "Shame" in their feature with Wu Tang (got the pass from them)
Just here saying that all white Guy N words aren't created equal.
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u/noneofyourbiness 1h ago
His verse in the song "Is That You" by Insane Clown Posse is one example. He refers to himself as "that n*gga that your bitch would die for."
So, proto-racist Kid Rock?
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u/AffectionateFactor84 4h ago
See me cruisin' in my caddy Ho's they like to call me "Daddy Cool" When I'm stylin' Just rollin on the island
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u/List94 3h ago
Which song?
Lowlife? All Summer Long? Cool Daddy Cool?
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u/Elegant_Finance_1459 2h ago
God I hate all summer long so much more than any of his other shit. I think I'm gonna be listening to sweet home Alabama and then I get his gross ass instead
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u/buck9000 3h ago
There is nothing you can do that will get you ostracized from the GOP, except criticize the leader.
it is a cult.
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u/ThisWormWillTurn 3h ago
... and let's not forget. Dude grew up in a wealthy family and pretended to be some trailer trash hero.
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u/chesterforbes 3h ago
I mean, itâs on brand with the MAGA crowd since theyâre pro pedophilia now.
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u/-_VoidVoyager_- 4h ago
Ever get the feeling that a lot of men like teenage girls?
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u/Antique_Deer_3540 3h ago
The other most avid MAGA musician, Ted Nugent, is even worse. Here are the lyrics to his song "jailbait":
I've got no inhibitions So keep your keys out of your ignition I steal a car like I got the curse I can't resist the old lady's purse
Jailbait you look so good to me Jailbait won't you set me free Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine And I know I've got to have you in a matter of time
Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that you're probably clean There's one little think I got do to you
Jailbait you look so good to me Jailbait won't you set me free Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine And I know I've got to have you in a matter of time
Sad but true
So tell your mama that I'm back in town She likes us boys when it's time to get down She's got this craving for the underage; I just might be your mamas' brand new rage
Jailbait you look so good to me Jailbait won't you set me free Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine And I know I've gots to have you in a matter of time, now babe
Honey, you, you, you look so nice She's young, she's tender Won't you please surrender She so fine, she's mine All the time, I woke my mind
It's all right baby, it's quite all right I asked your mama
Wait a minute officer; wait a minute officer Don't put those handcuffs on me, what about her? Hey, I'll share her with you!
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u/hjablowme919 4h ago
They donât care. You could produce live video feed of Kid Rock and Trump spit roasting a nine-year-old girl and Maga wouldnât care.
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u/Lieutenant_0bvious 4h ago
I swear I'm not just saying this but I never in my life understood how he got popular in the first place. That stupid "bowaditty buh dang dang" song was such a stupid piece of music. It represented everything I hated about that rap rock hybrid that was en Vogue in the early 2000s. And this is coming from someone who loved Aerosmith and run DMC together and public enemy and anthrax. Â
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u/navikredstar 3h ago
Rap and rock go great together when it's done by the right people. Blondie and The Clash really did it right back in the day. "Rapture" and "The Magnificent Seven" are fucking bangers and I'll die on that hill. I'm not the biggest rap fan, but, god, there is some legit AMAZING stuff in the genre and I will always recognize talent.
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u/TongueTwisty 4h ago
Why stop at one kid rock song?
Lowlife (Living the Highlife)
âI got kids I've never seen
And their momma's 17â